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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 month

Stream starts in two hours, see you then:

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Jim

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1 year

Children at an all boys Catholic school running "Ali Alexander Defensive Drills" this weekend.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

>be keffals >see loli fucking horse drama >insert youself and your hot takes >everyone now looking into bathtub troonshine and catboy ranches Big brained decision there champ

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3 months

Keffals locked his account and ran lol. Awww that's tough buddy, remember when you used your twitter connections to ban my account for calling you out? Not so easy with Musk is it?

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Jim

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3 months

Vaush whenever he sees a little anime girl

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Jim

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10 months

>image result from google >wishing people a happy 4th sO Ur FAkiNG CaNCer LMFAO, real Detective Poirot over here.

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Jim

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2 months

I can't believe Hbomberguy plagiarized Kiwifarms and drove a gay dude to kill himself. Cite your fucking sources Harry.

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Jim

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2 months

With Hbombs lust for human blood making the rounds maybe it's time to do a full retrospective stream on the Metokur Forums, it's users, and activities. A tale of Something Awful goons and the worlds worst case of trolls remorse.

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3 months

First off I'd like to thank God for keeping me alive long enough to watch this clownshow continue towards its inevitable conclusion. I'd like to thank Ethan Ralph and his trashfire of a life for helping to secure my financial prosperity. Finally I'd like to thank the sweatshops

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Jim

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3 months

This is the craziest Vaush stream I've ever seen.

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Jim

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3 months

Just shameful Andy

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Jim

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4 months

So I went to Hot Topic and demanded a Pippa Pipkin shirt. The girl working the register said I'd have to pay for it. You believe that shit? I threw one of their Rick and Morty coffee mugs at her head and screamed "I personally know that fucking rabbit and she said I get em' for

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10 months

Breaking News: Ethan Ralph is reporting Ethan Ralph has died. We've reached out to invisible Andrew Tate for comment but haven't yet received a reply. We'll be sure to update as more details become available.

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Jim

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3 months

Keffals turning on Vaush now lmfao

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Jim

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2 months

Just shameful.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

Big announcement but "Vaush's Valentines Day" stream will be hosted on Xvideos this year.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

10 months

"Help me save muh xannies..." >Falls asleep "I lub muh little pills...." >Passes out "Gonna go live for 24 hou.... >Asleep 2 hours in lol

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Jim

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8 months

Thanks for coming out to the stream.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

I hear a special viewer will be watching tonight. I hope she enjoys the show.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

5 months

Thanks for coming out to the stream. Have a Merry Christmas.

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Jim

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3 months

>Hold press conference to convince people you don't have dementia >Tell the press that you convinced Mexico to open their border to let aid in to the Gaza strip

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Jim

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3 months

Really Andy?

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Jim

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10 months

Happy 4th; enjoy the food, liquor, fireworks, and parades today.

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10 months

"Andy it hurts so bad" "It's okay Ashton, it's part of nature, our little one is finally arriving."

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Jim

@MetokurBot

11 months

Tariq Nasheed presents: Buck Breaking - the new Netflix series

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Jim

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1 month

It's almost Easter and what better way to celebrate such a cherished and holy day than by laughing at insane people on the internet. From science fiction authors who will send all the stalker children to prison, tik tok stars whose delusions send them on cross country road

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 month

Hope everyone has a happy Easter.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

Well looks like the stream tonight will be a busy one; hbombs lust for the blood of innocent virgin men, gamergate 2: it's about the ethics of ethics, and Akira dying.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

Thanks for coming out for the stream. Here's a copy of the Hbomb song since some people were asking for it.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

4 months

"Jim did you see the secret jew tunnels in NY" >Checks news holy shit there really are secret jew tunnels lmfao wtf

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

I keep reading about Stonetoss getting doxed and the guy that did it had a fucking 99 tweet string about it? Also it involved a gab breach leading to the info. But the thing is I'm pretty sure he made total bank of the NFT pics he did back a year or so ago. Would this even have

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3 months

Josh Moon pictured below counting his funds which he raised in roughly 24 hours. When asked how he was going to celebrate he told reporters "I thought maybe I'd fly out to Ireland and snort meth... just kidding, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of tortas and drink fancy Mexican

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Jim

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3 months

I hear there is a lot of talk amongst leftists on twitter about vaush and the ethics of child horse fucking, lmfao. Didn't vaush go after people for similar shit in the past, even fairly recently? Keffals out there running defense lol.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Funny as fuck if true because it means that Milo Yiannapolous has successfully stolen Nick Fuentes black boyfriend lol

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Well Nick finally got his wish, he finally got fucked by a black man. Congratulations faggot.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

Habermann, the founder of Metokur and close friend of former forum user and goon Hbomberguy, deeply regrets the uncountable deaths he played a part in. The rivers of blood which still haunt him. Do they haunt Harry too? Find out this Friday.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

10 months

Update: Paramedics on scene who attempted resuscitation say that Ethan Ralph's last words were "I should have taken the vax". POWERFUL

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Jim

@MetokurBot

4 months

Wow it's only been ten days since I posted about the "state of da sektur" in 2024 and already: * Mersh had another horse seizure * CRP is dead * Ralph is on day five of a new bender begging for torta money * Persip has become the whipping boy of the internet and still hasn't

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Jim

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4 months

Gonzalo Lira, known online as Coach Red Pill, is reported to have passed away due to illness while in prison. He is most famously known for his "training women" courses online in which he taught men how to care for females from what food to put in their bowls to how to stop them

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3 months

You know I bet it's like how Pinocchio's nose grew with every lie except in Vaush's case it's his ear for every time he jacked it to loli horse fucking

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Jim

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3 months

Are you ready to go hog wild? I am, i've drank an entire bucket of Andrew Tates alpha male penis pudding vitality drink and have studied the secrets of torta loving. We slayin the pussy tonight boys.

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Jim

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10 months

The absolute state of the Ralphamale. Suicide bating for the 20th time, announcing his own death; because he's high as a kite. Greeted by party popper and thumbs up emojis at the news. LMFAO. That's a big oof.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

10 months

Another all time banger

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Ralph once again bringing peoples families into shit. I'm assuming this is Big Techs kids and ex wife (blurred because poast is a Christian media platform btw). Weird how he always does this and then turns around and cries "muh family" at the drop of a hat.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

Just three more days until Andy faces total tekken destruction.

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Jim

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3 months

So Vaush did a two hour response video? That's a lot of time to dedicate to horse dicks. Anyone have a tl;dr of his main excuses/rationalizations?

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Jim

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1 year

Living that Ralphamale lifestyle of going to a retarded guy's house and posing with his father's possessions. "Yep, that's some more shit I can't afford". LMFAO

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Jim

@MetokurBot

10 months

Update: Mexican authorities have stated Mr. Ralph's death has been reported by his good friend Rad Roberts who was at the scene. Mr. Roberts told the police "Yeah all his stuff is mine now, except his debts, ain't payin none of that shit bish".

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Jim

@MetokurBot

4 months

Are we gonna get another tranifesto?

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Post fight interview Wings leaned into the mic and looked right at boogie saying "You fight like you fuck; incredibly quick and ending in failure. No wonder you can't keep a wife". He then dropped the mic and drank an entire 24 pack of Pepsi.

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Jim

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1 year

Watching them all eat each other alive lol. Tradcath levels off the charts.

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Jim

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9 months

Brutal

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

>Listen to his music >Wear garbage bags in his honor >Fanboy for years for him >He dumps you Ouch

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

The truth is finally about to come out. Andy Warski, terrified at the prospect of losing to me in Tekken, used keyboard macros to win his matches. This has been uncovered and the results are being released in the next 24 hours. Jim vindicated.

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Jim

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11 months

Man this Hunter Avallone story is brutal. Am I understanding this right that his wife's literal bull came out on Youtube and talked about setting up bbc gangbangs for her and that led to the divorce? God damn.

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Jim

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10 months

"Fuck you ahogs. I've finally moved in to my new African mansion, livin the high life now. Fully heated by burning tires and I never have to mow the lawn."

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Jim

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1 year

News from Ukraine: CRP has finished his Eastern European remake of "There's something about Mary". Today was the last day of principal photography.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

Well it seems a former member of the old Metokur forums is making some waves lately after his plagiarism video might have led to someone doing something drastic and self harming. This all got me thinking that perhaps a retrospective stream about the forums, its users, and

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Jim

@MetokurBot

8 months

Stream is up and will be live in at 7pm CST (8pm EST). Link below:

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

Okay, I think that should be enough "practice" to handle Andy.

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Jim

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3 months

"Señor, su tarjeta de crédito ha sido rechazada. Adiós."

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Jim

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3 months

I heard it all started over whose purse was more expensive, hers or his.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

29 days

So I finally emerge from my underground bunker I was taking refuge in for the eclipse and no cities on fire, no destruction, no bodies hanging from the trees, no crashed alien space ships, no dimensional hell portal spawning monstrosities... I'm starting to think /pol/ might not

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Jim

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11 months

What racist shit is this? Next you're gonna tell me you need to know how to read and do math to get in.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

9 months

@c @istvan @Bead @Bick @ERASER @JustJohnny @SecretFriendlyDutchBoomer I've very much enjoyed my time and my hobbies, don't really have any regrets. No major things on some bucket list since I did most of what I wanted and yes I got to enjoy all the anime and gaming I could handle

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Wings dominated Boogie.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

Today is the day, the day I send Andy into the shadow Realm in Tekken 8. By the time I finish air juggling his ass for 4 consecutive wins he'll be face deep in the powder with his tits on fire. No mercy, we sweep the legs at this dojo.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

Saturday the 17th at 8pm I'll be playing Andy Warski in a best of 7 in Tekken 8. He'll be streaming it as I'll be too busy laughing while dominating him to do so.

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Jim

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1 year

I think after seeing that clip that Destiny owes Jontron an apology lol because they pretty much said the same thing now.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

>Buy Redfall for 70 dollars Complete shitshow, broken ai, lazy world building, technical mess >Buy Vampire Survivors for 5 dollars Amazing game, pure fun, simple and to the point There's probably a lesson or moral somewhere in this.

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Jim

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2 months

>Ralph spends the last year shit talking a guy dying of cancer >His guest, who has brain cancer, suddenly cancels on him today lol who saw that coming.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

Sometimes your purse just can't hold all your makeup so you need a rolling suitcase.

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Jim

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11 months

>Jade will have nothing Untrue, she'll have the loving memory of a husband who could get an erection with the lights on unlike you whose wife has to wonder why she's always getting fucked from behind in the dark. Have you told her yet btw?

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Jim

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4 months

Dear Ralph, 30,000. Per hour. Up front.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

lmfao, he throws punches like he does sprite. Watching him limp wrist shit in his oversized fisher price boots makes it look like a toddler fight at a daycare.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

2 months

"Fuck u gaylogs Imma rich, look at dis ring bish... I own a bog... tortas for days" LMFAO utter desolation

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Jim

@MetokurBot

3 months

He's a runnin

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Jim

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5 months

Keep waiting for the first heavy snow before I send my wife up to somersault on the rooftops and hang lights. As for why Santa is by the trash cans that's because that's where he fucking belongs, this is Jesus's birthday that's why he and the wise men get to hangout with the

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Jim

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11 months

I thought gay guys only cried this much during anal.

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Jim

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4 months

Note

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Jim

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3 months

"Good day to you sir, my name is Rad Roberts and I would like one ticket into Paraguay please."

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Jim

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11 months

>You're dying And yet my spirit still haunts your memory half a decade later. I guess I was the real SCP all along.

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Jim

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10 months

Nah he's just a massive drama queen. Remember he was gonna throw himself off a bridge because he lost his twitter account for two days. It's been like what, a month or two, since his wife left so now he has to wash his own underwear and learn to cook. It's very stressful lol.

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Jim

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3 months

Shocking development in the warski tekken saga. My computer has shit the bed and this is in no way my fault (I absolutely did not do something mind breakingly stupid and irreversible while attempting a minor fix) clearly this is a result of warski hiring bitcoin hackers to try

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Jim

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3 months

I'm coming for those Ws Andy.

Andy Warski's Tekken Nightmare

Andy decided to challenge me to a best of 7 match in Tekken 8; I accepted. While waiting for the time to be set up in the next two weeks I went to check out...

www.youtube.com

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Jim

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4 months

Was so engrossed with the secret tunnel shitposting last night didnt even notice that ralph, upset at losing lolcow of the year with almost no votes for him because people forgot he exists, did a drunken gunt dance complete with grabbing his dick and informing the audience about

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Jim

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4 months

Today Ralph haggled with neighbors to remove his trash piles from outside his metal shed because he is too poor to pay for garbage pick up. That is some record breaking down bad shit.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

11 months

Damn, not only is KOP a retard, apparently his friends are too. This might be the dumbest thing I've read tonight.

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Jim

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3 months

Holy shit is cozy tv dead as fuck. Every streamers high view count on replays is 200 people tops with nick fluctuating between 1500 to 3000. Oof

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Jim

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3 months

There must be some slight confusion, we'll be streaming a fighting game not Andy Warski having sex.

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Jim

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2 months

Pornhub has blocked Texas from accessing its site stating the impact its citizens were having, "while we appreciate dedicated users the simple truth is that our bandwidth was being eaten alive by all the gay and transexual videos watched almost exclusively by Texans."

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Jim

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2 months

>Nick is the savior of the white race 24 hours later >ahhhhhhh, why do they call him cum detective? lmfao

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Jim

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5 months

Started watching Destiny clips to see what the full story was outside of the memes of it. Looks like he handled it pretty well, protected himself financially and legally, sat on top of a pile of receipts waiting for his ex and her new boyfriend to try and lie so he can nuke

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Jim

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4 months

"Sometimes my headmates argue with each other and that makes me sad so I eat the xannies to make em' stop doc." LMFAO

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Jim

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5 months

I kind of wonder if the charm wore off for her yet. I mean you meet some content creator you're a fan of, start a relationship with them, and a week later they are hiding behind you as you bleed out from a gunshot wound lmfao.

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Jim

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1 year

I've studied each man and after reviewing the footage I think Wings is gonna take it. I base this off the strength he uses to rage throw controllers at the wall whereas Boogie had difficulty even holding that gun he tried shooting over a dudes head.

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Jim

@MetokurBot

1 year

It's time, time for fat boy fight 2023. Tits will flap, guts will rumble. LFG

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Jim

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10 months

Ralph, after waking from his xannie coma, has declared war on God. "You think Imma forgive that bastard after he gave me such a tiny cock? The Lord's about to see what a Ralphamale can do, hide and watch me Jehovah"

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Jim

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4 months

free". The chick then started sobbing uncontrollably; typical corporate mind games really. I wasn't having any of it. I just started kicking over displays and yelling "this is what you get for treating Pippa's friends badly." I made real sure they knew that I wasn't gonna take

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4 months

"Hey yo Vinny, better send some more cars down here we got a whole fuck ton of jew tunnels." *Static "I'm sorry did you say jew tunnels?" "Yeah more god damn jew tunnels."

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Jim

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3 months

Stream this evening on Youtube starts at 7pm CST (8pm EST). I'll put a link up a few hours ahead of time. In the meantime merch store has been updated with only the finest of lonely hearts gear and gifts. Also to those that were asking about bento boxes they are back in stock

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