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T S O N G A K I N G 🤴🏾
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I’ve just come out from Church. I have repented today. No more being Toxic. I am now a child of God. Ningixolele bantubenkosi. What I’ve done in the past was not me. But the works of the devil through me. I have repent.
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No way this is real 😳😳
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Buying this for my girlfriend
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3 months
Older women
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4 months
Here is the TB Joshua documentary... The Cult of TB Joshua 🫣🫣
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4 months
Indunu ye fish oil
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4 months
This is the type of which craft we need in the country.
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1 year
how come when babies are in the womb they can eat whatever the mother eats, but come out and can only drink milk? like u just had pap last week😳😳😳
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2 years
Guys WTF 😳 Spaghetti is no longer 550 Sticks.... It’s now 413 Sticks. It’s all Ramaphosa Fault. 😭😭😭
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10 months
A must have in safrika budget list 😪😩😩
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Meet Luvo Manyonga,the guy who blew R42 Million twice,R84 fucking million in 2 years😭😩 I've fainted 15 times already 😫
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1 year
Cute little baby😊
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1 year
Please Cancel Tik Tok😂😂🤣
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Daddy’s Little girl 😂😂😂
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1 year
Girls with beards have a special place in my heart. I appreciate y’all 🙈
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"All rise in court case 4013" but go on😭😭🔥
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2 months
I’m for for brothers who date these kinda women so we don’t have to.
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6 months
How about an Upgrade for my Wife and Daughter for that extra protection
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6 months
Buying this for my girlfriend
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1 month
I am clingy as fuck. I over communicate. I want you to know that I am here for you even if you didn't ask for me. I will call 5 times a day. One those calls will be an hour plus. I love me a girl who gives me attention. I give my all. I reassure all damn time.
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1 month
This car has been parking here for 3 days on R42 just next to Sedaven R42 5kms before Heidelberg Town. Seems abondened. Share until the owner sees it.
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1 year
I thought she’s the Alpha kanti ba mithise yena. 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Only legends will see it. 🥴🥴
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6 months
For a second I thought it's Robert Marawa 😩😩😩
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1 year
Every year Zukerbrg uyamithisa 😂
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1 year
Yabethelwa ngase Capitec imvana 😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣
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T S O N G A K I N G 🤴🏾
2 years
A year ago I was begging clients/companies to give me business. Today clients are asking me to squeeze them in my schedule. Sometimes things work on their time. Mamela, • Bekezel • ungaphel the Moya • it will happen • Hlala eThemben
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1 year
Pocket urinary Bag. Convenient for groovist and workaholics .
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1 year
Since the Boksburg explosion, I hope people will learn to respect Filling stations with their Cigarettes. If a tank can do that. Imagine what a while filling station can do? Let’s protect each other from harm🙏🏿🙏🏿
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3 months
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2 years
The way muthi is used by people nowadays. I'm afraid of having sex and being in a committed relationship. I'd much rather be alone. I’m so so scared of being caught up in the Muthi saga
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1 year
A group of girls next door sit outside the gate and do what guys do to girls when they pass. 😀😂😂. Never seen guys so uncomfortable passing women
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1 year
Tjerrr!!! She can run my heart this one.♥️♥️♥️😍😍😍😍
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2 years
Plain yoghurt won’t work alone. Ngena emanzini🥴🥴🥴🥴
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1 year
Mjolo the Dating Season 1 Episode 5
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1 year
Shout out to all present fathers. Not only financially but physically and emotionally available to their kids.
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1 year
Choosing a girl isn't easy.😭😭😂
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5 months
This is not content. This is News
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1 year
indlovukazi
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1 year
When you get over excited
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5 months
This is why we need guns
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5 months
Welele
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10 months
These videos dust me shem 💯😂
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2 years
Once you hear people saying "His wife is controlling him" just know that the Man is living in peace with the wife😋😋😋
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1 year
Rihanna waste no time. Ku busy🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
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1 year
Tjo!! Bengithi nguye uvukile😩😩
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1 year
There's so much hate on women. I wonder why it's so personal. It's honestly disgusting. Do men realise that their mothers ain't saints as well or you thi k you come from heaven?
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Don't be a romantic fool.
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1 year
Content will be the death of us. 😟😳
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1 year
Hear me out.
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1 year
I enjoy doing this 🙈
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I don’t care how bad the relationship is. I am not calling the Radio station for advice. Never haykhona 🤣🤣🤣
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@DianaUmuhoza_ Same reason the kettle increase vibration and pressure before it switches off.
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2 months
No one gives better advice than Dineo Ranaka. 🤍🤍🥺🥺
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1 year
Mjolo the dating
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😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
I’ve noticed that Nigerians are mostly likely to be not liked by many countries, why is that vele?
nigerians are being chased away from India. I guess they will say Indians are jealous of nigerians 😂😂🚮🚮
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Nants iStake 🥩
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10 months
Getting married after 30 is still beautiful. Starting a family after 35 is still possible. Buying your first house after 40 is still a boss move. Don't let people rush you with their timelines.
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1 year
I will never forgive this lady in her behalf. Yhoo angeke
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How do you get to this business level guys. Owning so much of South African economy
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Yah neh. It's nice to be a woman.
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Hijacked about an hour ago in Motherwell, please be on the lookout bafethu...😡
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1 year
White people have no limits😂😂🤣
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T S O N G A K I N G 🤴🏾
4 months
Apparently Sihle Sibisi was paid to say they things she did on the Cult of TB Joshua. It is alleged she like seducing men and like 3sum and Anal Sex. Check screenshots for more
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2 years
I’m not having raw sex never🥺😳😭
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1 year
Show me a place better than Mzansi😂😂😂
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1 year
When I say I love Xhosa women😂😂😂😂😂
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BOLO !!! Highjacked about 20-30min ago in the Boksburg area LD19SVGP
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So proud of her. Angimazi but so proud of her.
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1 year
When a family member does this we call the cops not family meeting.
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2 months
Ziyakhala ku village App🥴😂😂
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Me making your main chick laugh at work because wena you don’t check on her regulary. All I’m saying is that your chick has a boyfriend at work 😂
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2 years
Chose your man wisely. Have you ever seen Tsonga men on uyajola99 or papgeld?
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Black prople love calling SARS and Hawks unto themselves
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1 year
Your boyfriend’s type when he make money. Right now your Winnie Mandela fighting for freedom
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Phuman ebafaneni, buka manje uwedywa apho 😂😂😂
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1 year
Please don’t call people your not dating before 9am or after 6pm. Whatever it is send text message or leave a voice note on WhatsApp
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Manje y'all gonna wear UNDERWEAR in public with skirts as TOPS. Ay OK as you were😔😔
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Aftertears yabantu abaGymayo! 😭
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Can someone explain to me why Pastors have bodyguards while their member must trust God to protect them?
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This is beautiful to watch. Father and son moment 😁❤️
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Eddie Murphy, 63, lives happily with his TEN children in the mansion he devoted half his life to
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Gents. Here’s a plug 🔌 1. No Monthly allowance/ Mavuso 2. No STI 3. No transport money stress 4. Unlimited rounds. Anywhere anytime. 5. She’s yours alone and very Convenient all the time.
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Your thoughts? 💔😞
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Apparently This year initiation was lit🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Haykhona 😂😂😂
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When She asks why I last one minute and have to show her why.
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Gay people bath in front of girls all the time. Di Lesbian Le thoma neng?🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂
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Asiyeken islungu 💔😩😩🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️
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Sunday service. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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This is called Tlwepe. You have to call a Sangoma to come help or call a pastor who knows his story. I will explain in the morning.
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Please cancel Tik Tok I’m seeing wrong things mina 😭😭😭🤣
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This video dust me to the ground 😂🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
A lady must crush a good DJ😜😜😂
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Me?? Holiday?? Monday?? I never said that!
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