MOHAU @MatsileMohau Twitter profile

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Stay away from relatives that hurt Your mother. They don't like You either 🙏

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Clean nails thread:

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Nobody: Black people: 😂

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Once you are able to master the art of listening to a man's actions more than his words, you will have solved half your problems as a woman.

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

Men are also allowed not to prefer you because you have no car, no house, no job, no money and you got kids!!

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1 year

Most husbands who listen to their wife's advice are the most successful men on earth.

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1 year

I’ve never been hurt like this before😭😭💔

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

This generation doesn't fear anything 🤞🤞😭

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@MatsileMohau

2 years

Outsurance: you hit a what? 🤣

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

As a broke gent I decided to leave women alone.😊

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Driver’s license is R216.00 not R4800.00🔊

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

It's my little sister's birthday today. She's turning 25 without a child🤗I bought her an iPhone❤

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

28 days

Ask God to bless your Tongue. The ability to speak clearly can open any door. 🤞❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

This was someone's Lobola ceremony

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

3 years

God bless our parents 🙏

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Comment with the sneaker you want this December me: ❤️🥺🔥

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1 year

😂iPhone users always charging

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MOHAU

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2 years

Me after buying 2 goats and a chicken

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

My brother's wife is confusing us here

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Don't be ashamed ❤🥺which one do you use? RT Like

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

First born girls have the heart of a mother & mind of a leader. Most of them are well disciplined & mature. May God bless you.❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

We can fool each other all we want, but dating one person is peaceful and healthy.❤️🤞

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

You gotta let your girlfriend control you so the relationship can work 🤷🏽‍♂️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

Yazi there's a certain age when you have to move out of home just to save the relationship with your parents.🤞

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

Don't be afraid to move on guys, there are people who are willing to treat you better.♥️🤞

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Me at groove:

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

Once a job application requires a cover letter, ngyayekela. Angzwani nescefe.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

I hate bothering people, even my own family. I'm very careful with who I ask for help.❤

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Are you ready?

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Dating broke Women is holding back a lot of Men in life. Choose better my kings!

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Unmarried women with kids are not desperate, and you're not doing them any favour by dating them.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Guys, how did y'all learn how to speak English fluently?

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Every man’s dream❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Settle your TFG account and close that Sh!t

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

She bought a McFlurry for me and I bought her iPhone 😊❤

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@MatsileMohau

2 years

Unmarried women with kids are not desperate and you're not doing them any favor by dating them.❤

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Content is gonna kill the youth 🤞🥺

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

Normalize cutting off friends who constantly throw shade and act like they’re joking. They secretly hate you.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

I know its an accident, but ladies this is how it's done🤌

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

I'm a very observant person. So if you think I didn't notice, I did. ..I just decided to keep quiet and avoid drama.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Stop Calling these women Queens & Sweethearts. These are alcoholics & gang members.

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

When you are passing by them & your phone rings😭

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

3 years

Today I saw a guy at Shell garage buying a pie, eating it fast and going back to his girlfriend in the car like nothing happened. 🤣

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

How toddlers can’t spell but find exactly what they want on YouTube 🥴😭

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@MatsileMohau

3 years

Yeaaaaas girl

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

11 months

Those who still have these vibes are blessed

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

That 5 seconds nap while driving😭

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Never ignore the inner voice that tells you to pray, it could be a life saving moment.❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Stop judging single mothers. Most of them are good and faithful women who fell into the hands of the wrong men.

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@MatsileMohau

1 year

That time you just opened a bottle of Hennessy, no safety belt and no registration number 🤣

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

It’s crazy how a man gotta be financially stable to date a BROKE female……. WITH KIDS

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

One great thing about this charger is that no one bothers you for a charger, or “charger head.” Peaceful life. Also charges your phone faster than light.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Banna ba kwatile

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

There's no woman who doesn't like money, but there are some women you can't impress or intimidate with money.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

That relief when you just dropped her off.🥵😂😅

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Still don’t understand how people with no jobs are holding an iPhone 14 pro max.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

Toxic relationships are funny. My Ex once cut my ID book and told me i don't exist anymore.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Women who hustle for themselves buy their own data, airtime, pay their saloon bills, may God bless vou with more money.❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

Hai😭😭

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1 year

Time to eat🤗 📍Drive through carwash - Hammanskraal

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They have friends they appreciate and put on their WhatsApp status, then there is you they call when they have problems 💔🫵

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

Achar and Avocado can make you accidentally eat 22 slices of bread. 🤞

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MOHAU

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1 year

The problem of having a good heart is that you even feel sorry for people who hurt you.😌💔

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

I don't understand how people are okay with themselves knowing they emotionally destroyed someone. 💔🥺

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

You ever found out u gettin cheated on & had to go to work😭😭😭😂😂😂

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1 year

This is Nyaope according to my mom😭

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

8 months

And dating intombazane eziphethe kahle is very important gents.🤞❤️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

1 year

The truth is❗️ When you pray,things get worse. Nobody is ready for this conversation.

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

10 months

Umfazi must age like Thembi Seete or Connie Ferguson, hhay le nonsense yenu of looking like Lillian Dube in your 30s😒😏

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MOHAU

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2 years

Mxm they think we're from Hammanskraal 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

3 years

*Battery is low. Your will shut down in 30 seconds* Me:

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MOHAU

@MatsileMohau

2 years

90s, which one did you use?

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MOHAU

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1 year

Have you noticed after breakup the loyal one stays single until they're healed, then the cheater is already in another relationship😂

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Working and studying? wouldn't recommend it.😪😭🤞

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1 year

Indoda yenza kanje mayicele ukwenzelwa iWashing.

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2 years

Honestly, I've never seen a first born who is a problem, they're always intelligent, helpful, respectful and hardworking ❤🥺🤞

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1 year

Does your level of temper allow you to own one 🤷😎

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1 year

How much did you pay for cold drink so far this year?😂🤔

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@MatsileMohau

3 years

God made it possible ❤👌🙏

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2 years

So they're building tollgate houses now🤔

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1 year

Sometimes this gender can spend their own money if they want.

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11 months

Let me plug you guys. It's on special

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3 years

All thanks to betway🙏❤I managed to buy myself a new AF1

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After chasing her the whole year then boom, you find this😭💔

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1 year

People who still have their Mothers have no idea how Blessed they are.❤️

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@MatsileMohau

2 years

A girl once looked at me like this. I ended up selling my mom's fridge to buy her iPhone.🥺🤞

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2 years

31 Feb vele??🤔 Albany must explain.

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Once you go through your worst time alone, you really don't care who stays in your life anymore. 🤞

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1 year

It’s obvious she has been sent this one.🤦🏻‍♂️

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@MatsileMohau

2 years

Nobody has ever died from being single, but so many has died from being in wrong relationships and marriages. Don't rush!❤

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1 year

Imagine how many people dislike you because they didn't hear your side of the story.

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1 year

Keep on stealing 😂

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2 years

Back to early 90's😂

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3 years

Incase you missed it 😂😂

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1 year

Imagine Loadshedding at 20:00 and You're walking In Johannesburg MTN Rank.

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3 years

RT for Maimane || Like for Shimza

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2 years

To avoid iDrama this year. Phila nomuntu ofuna ukuphila nawe.❤🤗

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1 year

I used to tolerate a lot because I didn't want to lose people, but now I don't care anymore. Just matching energy and letting go. 😊

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3 years

Pain of waiting for your pics kwi iPhone owner😭😭

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2 years

Normalize disappointing people who think they can come in and out of your life as they please, kmele umuntu abuye one day athole kuvaliwe🤌

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