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@MasterGir

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I'm the funny man. ๐Ÿ”ž Amateur VA, Twitch Partner, RTVS Business email: mastergir.inq @gmail .com

Maine, United States
Joined October 2009
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@MasterGir
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16 days
Alright, here's the deal. On top of all this, Safelite just went and fucked my windshield so bad that I have to pay $500 for a replacement. To say I'm now desperate would be an understatement. If you can't personally help me out, I would REALLY appreciate this being shared.
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20 days
Taxes, bills, and not working all last month to care for my partner post-surgery sent my funds to an all-time low. I am once again asking for financial assistance. THIS TIME, however, I'll be gladly streaming in return for your generosity.
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@MasterGir
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4 years
one of the funniest fucking things I've ever accidentally found in Google Maps
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@MasterGir
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2 years
what the fuck
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@MasterGir
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2 months
Nickelodeon took this down so they could replace it with a gacha-ass "simulator".
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@MasterGir
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10 months
Saxton Hale gives one hell of a high five.
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@MasterGir
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7 months
come to maine and see our fucked up scary subway hallway
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7 months
I vacationed in Bangor Maine a few months ago and was thinking back to the Subway hallway today.
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@MasterGir
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1 year
The scientist is aggressive.
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1 year
the world's biggest lie
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@MasterGir
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1 year
3 years ago today I helped my friend @wayneradiotv do a funny half-life stream and that shit changed our lives forever.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
Half-Life 3 went in a bold new direction
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@MasterGir
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1 year
Y'all I gone done it again.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
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2 years
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@MasterGir
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4 years
Oh? You're heading down to the test chamber?
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@MasterGir
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4 months
This is the "British art style" to me
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@MasterGir
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4 years
what have we done
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4 years
Happy #NationalDogDay to The Perfect Dog, Sunkist.
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2 years
@matt_italian
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2 years
Goodnight
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@MasterGir
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10 months
comment on the first episode of HLVRAI
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@AnimeSerbia
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10 months
I am not kidding. Gen Alpha watches this for hours a day. This is their slenderman. Look up skibidi toilet on youtube and see for yourself
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@MasterGir
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1 year
Trans people are regular people. They eat the same food, speak the same languages, sleep, laugh, play, all the same as literally everyone else. The only difference is they changed their gender. At no point does that one change justify any sort of derision or hatred.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
the turnaround on this got me chuckling
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@MasterGir
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2 years
12 years ago today I played Moonbase Alpha with my friends.
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@MasterGir
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1 year
is this vrchat
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@MasterGir
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3 years
@sourcefortres
THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED
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@MasterGir
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10 months
the scientist is sadistic
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@MasterGir
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3 years
truly is a miracle
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@MasterGir
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2 years
take a look at this gordon
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@MasterGir
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2 years
i mean i was gonna pay for it, but if you insist
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This ashen steed chose you from the beginning. He seems to understand something inherent about your nature. #ELDENRING
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@MasterGir
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7 months
what the fuck their website is scary
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@MasterGir
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7 months
You KNOW I got that shit
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@MasterGir
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3 years
hmm today i'm going to dig up as much personal information as i can on my favorite content creator oh wait no i'm not because i'm not a fucking freak don't do this
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@MasterGir
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2 years
creative difficulties
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@MasterGir
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4 years
new #hlvrai content for you
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@MasterGir
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7 months
don't think we didn't see this @aeonbollig
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@MasterGir
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3 years
this is without a doubt the funniest fucking thing i've seen all year
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@MasterGir
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2 years
In honor of Overwatch biting the dust, I'd like to show y'all the funniest interaction I've ever had on YouTube.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
when i was 19 i tried to reuse some junk i had lying around to make a scouter
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@MasterGir
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2 years
THIS TF2 UPDATE IS FUCKING CRAZY
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@MasterGir
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2 years
It worked out.
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2 years
creative difficulties
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@MasterGir
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4 months
This is one of the the best comments I've ever gotten on YouTube.
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4 years
basically how i make my friends laugh at any given moment
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@MasterGir
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7 months
I SAW A NUDE IMAGE AND IT SCARED ME SO MUCH I THREW THE LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM
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@MasterGir
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3 years
This is my last resort. I'm physically, mentally, and now financially exhausted. My family and myself are on the brink of being stranded with no way to leave. I hate asking for help this way, but I really have no choice. Any help is appreciated.
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@MasterGir
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1 year
Apparently half the time anyone tries to get me on Akinator they get @saltydkdan instead. I couldn't even get me. And I'm ME.
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@MasterGir
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5 months
Now you too can have a loving cardboard family.
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@MasterGir
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4 years
Time is fucked up and weird.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
dinner with the girlfriend ;)
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5 months
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@MasterGir
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5 months
Gonna post some behind the scenes screenshots from Breaking Bad VRAI, including some early prototypes and tests
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10 months
it's like poetry it rhymes
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@MasterGir
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5 months
Found an unmarked VHS while cleaning the closet, and this was the very first thing I saw after popping it in.
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@MasterGir
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10 months
Yeah???
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@MasterGir
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2 years
I wanted to sneak this into the spamton stream somewhere but never had the opportunity.
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@MasterGir
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3 years
so sad to hear about the #whitemanlostintexas
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@MasterGir
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5 months
did you like it
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5 months
big day today
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@MasterGir
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1 year
Something has bugged the shit out of me about this bit in one of the Mario movie trailers. How can Luigi be in front of a green screen when he's WEARING BRIGHT GREEN?
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1 year
A national hero is on tv
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1 year
genuinely baffling house i found on today's geoguessr stream
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@MasterGir
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2 years
how to tell when someone has just stopped giving a fuck
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6 months
This is my favorite rock, I've had it for about 20 years. I have no idea what it is.
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7 months
Oh thank God
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1 year
They're not all bad.
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4 years
@DitzyFlama
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4 years
heres the green screen footage go crazy, go stupid
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@MasterGir
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2 years
i usually keep quiet on politics but the fact that the texas gop platform right now is so outwardly "we hate gays, women, and minorities and don't want them voting" is straight up nauseating, actual supervillain shit
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@MasterGir
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8 months
in 2009 i sent what is quite possibly the dumbest, most embarrassing email of my life i have no idea what the fuck i was thinking
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@MasterGir
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2 years
deltarune is great and everyone that worked on it is great just in case you didn't know
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@MasterGir
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3 years
reminiscing about the incredible marketing idea had for his twitch channel during pax east 2018
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2 years
king of the hill aged really well
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1 year
@umbraviolet
Umbra ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‰
1 year
"I welcome you, Peppino, to this place where pizza is made." #pizzatower #morrowind #elderscrolls #dagothur
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1 year
It's so weird that they cut this from Morrowind.
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@MasterGir
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10 months
what the fuck i feel like considering what i grew up on i can't judge but what the fuck
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I am not kidding. Gen Alpha watches this for hours a day. This is their slenderman. Look up skibidi toilet on youtube and see for yourself
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2 months
Uh, they probably should've thought twice about this one
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2 years
i genuinely hate this feeling
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@MasterGir
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6 months
i have a mama luigi cel but it's from a scene that was cut, this mf has 3 legends
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Legends, united at last
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2 years
me yesterday: oh i didn't know rosy maple moths were here, i hope i get to see one some day me today:
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4 years
half-life
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3 years
Something seems off with my Valve shelf.
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3 years
i don't know if i love or hate my friends
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2 years
My lamest claim to date, but if you ever seen this specific shitty cutout of Mike Wazowski in a picture, I made it
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2 years
callout post @wayneradiotv tried to steal from an orphan
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1 year
This was one of the funniest moments of yesterday's stream, it literally floored me.
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@MasterGir
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3 years
Remember, no matter what anyone says, you deserve love and respect. There's no such thing as a worthless person. Even if it takes time, you'll find the thing in life that gives you happiness and purpose.
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the life of a streamer is fraught with danger
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9 months
bro it's just sweet and sour sauce what the fuck are you talking about
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3 years
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@wayneradiotv
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this is just mace for children
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4 months
Do white boys still bust it down sexual style or has that gone out of fashion?
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@MasterGir
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2 years
McDonald's is getting desperate.
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4 years
Today I tried speedrunning a mission in Teardown and it slowly degraded me.
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1 year
who wants to see a leaked streamer DM
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2 years
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2 years
Who's this creep that showed up unannounced and shoved himself into my Valve shelf?
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@MasterGir
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4 years
Black Mesa was just as fucked up as Aperture
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i tried to convert black mesa logo to silly straw and its a lot hardr than it looks silly straws r serious business ANYWAY hav some darnold! #hlvrai
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3 years
it must suck to be a minecraft fan above the age of 18
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2 years
I think everyone should try the HL2 VR mod.
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2 years
gordon freeman bully moment
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2 years
lmao
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@MasterGir
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5 months
Maybe don't skip a major life event to watch a livestream. Just a thought.
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@MasterGir
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2 years
this was in my "wip emotes" folder and i don't recall making it
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