Roy Molloy @MarvelousCrane Twitter profile

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Roy Molloy

@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Used to be scared of bees till I learned that the one's you see flying around are single lady bees. They're independent women out in the world gettin the job done. Show some respect

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7 years

Best to worst: Sick cunt Mad cunt Good cunt Cooked cunt Sus cunt Fucked cunt Shit cunt Dog cunt

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

If my dick and balls wanna shrink by 50% when I swim that's fine. I assume they know what they're doing

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Justin Timberlake is now somehow appropriating white culture

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Anthony Fantano's a big unit. No question about it. He's a big guy an a great music opinion-haver

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Mates don't let mates get too drunk an behave obnoxiously to women. Please behave respectfully at our shows. If security ain't handlin it me an Al Cam will

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@AlCamGifs

6 years

Today I learned that if you mess with the #roysquad vibe during a performance and, as a consequence, you see @MarvelousCrane lay his horn down, you ain't gonna be around for the encore. credit: @sesaam

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Ah yes. Thirty. The final decade of my childhood begins

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

If you can't Pls understand handle me I'm trying to at my worst improve myself

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@MarvelousCrane

3 years

Happy birthday to my dear friend and business partner Mr Alex Cameron. It ain't illegal to get emotional whilst looking up old pics of ya mate. Lotsa love 💚

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Ladies and gentlemen if I'm staring at you in the crowd during a show it means only one thing - I love and respect you

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@MarvelousCrane

2 years

Deleting tweets is what elevates us from beasts

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

My tweets are good because I'm insanely dumb. I jacked off too much when I was 13 and got brain damage. It's that simple

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

I sometime think about Eminem callin out Moby for bein 40. Not a lot a foresight in that

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

I respect many things, and the power of the ocean is one of them

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Folks, I'm a sex positive single guy. But bein sober's made me socially clunky and I hate the idea of being a creepy musician. So if you want to fuck, please do the propositioning

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

There's no shortcut to 10k followers you guys. Just gotta get up every day and tweet the dumbest things you can think of, all day. That's my belief

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

I never made a perfect phone call in my life. Fucked up on every single one

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Label guy asked me "why'd you oil up your torso before you did that sax solo". The music industry is broken you guys

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

For years I have craved the tasteful styling, engine power and reliability of a mid nineties executive sedan. Now, thanks to the generosity of twitter folk and one Mac Demarco, I am proud to unleash: me and Alex's '96 Lexus Ls400

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Much love you guys. Please stay in the patrolled areas at the beach if you're not a strong swimmer 🙏

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6 years

Roy is probably not gonna talk about this so I will. Today he saved a heavy set boy in rough conditions at Rockaway Beach. Jumped in off the rocks and got to him before he drowned. Didn’t think twice. The guy is a full time operator. Catch his interview on eye witness news💪❤️

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Only three requirements to be Roy Squad 1) respect yourself 2) respect others 3) stick up for me in conversations

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Got word a lot a people been laughin about "thanking the bus driver" like it's some kind a joke. I have never been so serious in my entire life.

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Got so high on k that I started thinkin about my grandma an how strong she was. Feelin mad proud about the strong women in my family

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

This photo was taken at SXSW 2014. We weren't invited. I remember thinkin, man, we look like shit, but we're still better lookin than any these other dumb cunts

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

I don't believe that falling for a prank makes me an "April fool". I believe it makes me a trusting and genuine person.

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

You'll know when we're in a argument motherfucker, because I'll start crying

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Took some ambien two weeks ago and to be honest did get briefly mad at italians

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

I don't care if they don't respond, I am saying "thanks mate" to the bus driver when I get on AND when I get off the bus

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Happy birthday to my dear friend and business partner, the one and only Mr Alex Cameron.

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Might fuck around and tell my bros I value them

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

"there's many fish in the sea" yeah an there's also sharks and whole islands made of trash. Stay safe out there

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

All the ugly people are in bars and the hot people are at protests. Just my observation

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

This is the sassiest shit I've ever seen

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

People say you can't buy respect. But you can it's called a '02 Honda Civic

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Before they announce the Olympic medal count they should list each country's war crimes

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Happy bday to my dear friend and business partner Mr Alex Cameron. Comes round faster every year. Let's keep earnin an burnin. Respect

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Put up the one where Foxygen have a shroom meltdown, you cowards

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5 years

We've recorded around 900 (yes, 900) Tiny Desk concerts, which means there are probably a few you've never seen. Introducing Tiny Desk Playlists: From archival sessions to recent favorites to guest-curated picks, we've got a new way for you to watch.

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Might fuck around and start treasuring my memories

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@MarvelousCrane

2 years

It's my five years off booze today folks. Feelin proud and like I made a decision that changed my life. Feelin very grateful to the people who supported me along the way and to the Roy Squad for backing me in, online. Lotsa love you guys

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Not sure why everyone's so confused about me an Al Cam havin business meetings at the beach. It's the perfect location. You're in public, you know no one's wearin a wire and you can take in the beautiful ambience of the beach

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

I drive the speed limit not out of respect for cops, but out of respect for myself and my fellow motorists

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

If you don't believe in vaccination it is time to unfollow me my good cunts

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Been playin some pretty big shows lately. Madison Square Gardens. Wells Fargo. Staples Centre. And I just discovered I have had a corn chip stuck in my saxophone the whole time.

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@MarvelousCrane

6 months

Cracked six years sober today you guys. Never know what to say about it except how grateful I am to everyone who encouraged and supported me. And to anyone out there who's a shit drunk, any day's a good day to set it down

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

One like = one respect RT to spread awareness of this tweet

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

Hate it when space movies get distracted by emotional story arcs. I'm sorry if your father was absent but the solar system is at stake. Please focus

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

All my friends have been diagnosed with me loving them

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Happy V Day my guys. Please remember that you can replace any relationship with friends, work and a healthy attitude to drug use

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

You guys* killed it**! *baby boomers **the planet

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Happy 6/9 day you guys, to everyone except America. Too stupid and prideful to shift to a clearly superior date time notation, an now y'all missin out on Sex Day

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

To everyone sayin' to me an Al Cam "come to our city": you better believe we're gonna. We're takin this show worldwide. An to the person commented "why this band got a somehow whiter Post Malone in it" I'm gonna come to your town and fuckin fight you

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

All these bands literally had to be forced into quarantine to get em live streaming for y'all. Actin like they're doin you some service. An once they're outta isolation? They're gone. But not Roy. I been goin live to the folks at home before this crisis and I will never stop.

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Folks it's simple: if you have a crush on me you must declare it

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

To all the young dogs out there: I spent most my early 20's callin myself a "wimp" an a "pussy" in my head any time I wasn't up to something, an i really regret it. You gotta know when to be nice to yaself you guys, an monitor yourself how you're usin slurs

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Just havin a quiet* one** *Mental *Breakdown

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@MarvelousCrane

3 years

Gratitude list - I'm healthy - rent's paid - got a wonderful, hot girlfriend - work with one in a generation songwriter - Farm sim 22 drops in November

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Back on tour you guys. Single, buff, and 80% ready to fuck

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

It's finally happened guys. A Teen roasted me, online.

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

😂🙏

Ruben van Dijk 🌿🇵🇸

@dijkvanrubenii

6 years

"Got caught up and ripped me shorts." Wat een held.

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

To the people who were nice to my mum at the Brisbane show last night: thankyou forever you fuckin heroes she had a great time. Respect to the city of Brisbane

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

A huge day for the Squad. Welcome aboard Anthony 💪

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Ain't illegal to visit a therapist you guys. If wankin' off, workin out and callin your mates ain't fixing ya head problems just look up the cheapest shrink ya can and book in. Respect.

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@MarvelousCrane

8 years

How to tell a band's Christian: - more than two brothers in the band - otherwise unexplainable chart success - white pants

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

Happy Friday folks, and happy two year anniverse' of me not drinkin booze. Gettin pretty emotional thinking about everyone who's backed me up. Thanks for takin' the ride w me you guys

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

The moon is a sexy bitch who loves attention. That's my opinion

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Come out of my shell? No thanks my guy. I'm focused on strengthening my shell to defend against attacks

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

An listen folks: I'm up on my high horse here talkin about behaviour when the fact is I've behaved horribly plenty of times while hammered drunk. Take care yaselves and the people around you, an if you and booze don't combine well, do the maths, listen to people and make a change

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

After months of loudly talking to myself and playin saxophone in my apartment i just heard my neighbour sneeze

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Man. This Laurel Yanny thing's gonna blow my auntie's mind on facebook in two weeks

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Everyone out here payin attention to Kanye's dumb, crap tweets. Meanwhile I'm out here deliverin daily Street Knowledge for paltry RT's and favs.

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

When politicians defend a colleague beyond the point of reason? Means there's pedo cult shit afoot

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Al Cam tyin' such a big drink on w Russ Crowe last night he wound up gettin sent home in a Rabbitohs jacket. Huge power play from RC and South Sydney

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

Pretty sure the Ellen show does absolutely nothing important and it would be ok if we didn't replace her at all

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Bein well rested's weird you guys. I can see the outlines of leaves

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Playin George Michael at a respectful level in the Lexus

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Folks if I delete a tweet it is for one of two reasons 1) I fuckin felt like it 2) I was wrong and I'm sorry

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

*before a chess game* You wanna go shirts or skins

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@MarvelousCrane

3 years

Mansplaining to my wife that she is always going to be beautiful

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5 years

Sashayin' into Friday like

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5 years

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Guys my mum just saw me playin a big arena show an people were chanting me name. I’m really happy. Didn’t expect it. Thankyou Birmingham

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Quietly saying "thank you" each time I get a retweet

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

@anthonyjeselnik sax practice and keepin the beach safe are not mutually exclusive

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

Y’all know this woman is 29 year old right?? 20 freaking 9 years old...

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Sittin on 80%, got a charger in my bag. Feelin' pretty confident about phone battery right now you guys

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Just wanna say thanks to everyone for gettin behind me in my attempt to reach 10k followers. The big accounts helpin a young dog out. The brands. My business partner Alex Cameron and of course the motherfuckin Roy Squad. Gettin pretty emotional here you guys

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@MarvelousCrane

4 years

Despite all we know about the dangers of corona virus, women are still propositioning me for sex on insta. Everyone please make good decisions

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

"Roy what does TGIF mean to you" it means good times, respectin women online, and keepin it cool and calm as we head in to the weekend

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

I am ready to host the Oscars

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Please everyone, I'm begging you: don't climb mount Everest. It's extremely dangerous and a kind of weird look

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

If your baby's allowed to cry on the flight then me an my boys are allowed to crank Eric Prydz out our Bluetooth speakers

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@MarvelousCrane

2 years

Been hearing about some creepy and disrespectful behavior by guys at our London show. London lads: be ashamed. You gotta set a higher standard. Say something to the creepy cunt. Tell your mate if he’s too drunk. And if we ever see any shit you’re getting tossed down the stairs

Alex Cameron gifs

@AlCamGifs

6 years

Today I learned that if you mess with the #roysquad vibe during a performance and, as a consequence, you see @MarvelousCrane lay his horn down, you ain't gonna be around for the encore. credit: @sesaam

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3 years

I got one simple question for the UK.. where's the fuckin Roy Squad at

See Tickets

@seetickets

3 years

Alex Cameron ( @ALKCM & @MarvelousCrane ) have announced a UK tour taking place in April 2022! Tickets on sale now:

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

*someone wishes me a happy bday on facebook* say it to my face an see what happens mate

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

2019 resolutions goin strong - moisturize and brush my teeth every day - stop referring to myself as "we" in my head

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

Just saw someone lookin tired and worried on the train. Starin' in the distance. Felt like comforting em some way but ya can't. That ain't how it works. Just gotta let em get on w it and hope the best for em.

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Just wanna say thanks to everyone who's nice to me online

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

When you're thanking a bus driver, louder voice = more respect

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@MarvelousCrane

6 years

A lot of folk seem to have a hard time bein nice online. But not Roy

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@MarvelousCrane

5 years

Feelin' muddled? Just hit a few jump shots on the home hoop, watch your thoughts go clear and sequential

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