Marsha Warfield Profile Banner
Marsha Warfield Profile
Marsha Warfield

@MarshaWarfield

36,625
Followers
991
Following
4,096
Media
26,453
Statuses

Comedienne Actress Writer Comediologist Sheologist Producer of the Book of MARSHA Jim Crow & AfAm Museum supporter Prophet R&B SuperFan Upper Ghetto Diva

Las Vegas, NV
Joined March 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 months
I understand this child perfectly. Wish her mom did, too.
944
2K
41K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Tyre Nichols.
Tweet media one
306
6K
31K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Why the hell are you mad at immigrants seeking a better life and not the tiny percentage of greedy fucks hoarding the world's resources while we fight amongst ourselves for crumbs?
158
8K
21K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 months
@taybandss She already decided.
184
113
20K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Would you vote for an atheist for president?
11K
1K
18K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
A white man whose name I did not catch demanded to know exactly why I don't support trump after my show last night. I told him it was because he emboldens people like you into thinking I owe you an explanation on demand. I don't.
203
2K
13K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
Oh, no! I'm so sorry to read this. Charlie Robinson was one of the great ones. My heartfelt condolences to his family, friends, fans and all whose lives he touched. Rest well, Charlie, I thought you'd live forever.
391
2K
11K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Dear whiny-assed comedians, Audiences have ALWAYS been sensitive. So, say what you mean, mean what you say, and choose your words carefully. Then, let the chips fall where they may, or get the fuck off the stage. Signed, Marsha Warfield
150
1K
10K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
I'm always a bit unsettled by the current "political correctness/cancel culture is killing comedy" mantra. Because the truth is, some comedy should be dead. We should not ever return to the days of blackface minstrelsy, or the time when demeaning women was the norm...
64
1K
8K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Oh, no! Aw man, I'm so sorry to hear this. My condolences to his family, friends, fans and everyone who loved him. Rest in peace, Harry the Hat, you were my friend.
232
2K
6K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Please stop asking black people to move past a horror you won't even acknowledge.
43
1K
5K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
12 days
Like I can't be a fine ass dyke? My wife thinks I am. 'Scuse you, boo.
@Had_2_ask
Tweeters-Take-It-Easy
12 days
Lookin at her fine ass on the Richard Pryor Show, I can’t say she was always a dyke 😂
Tweet media one
7
5
28
46
790
4K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 month
For all the "Moms Mableys" and countless other performers who never got to live out loud onstage or off, I'm very grateful to "Night Court" for giving me the opportunity to be acknowledged with an article like this.
49
514
4K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Winning...this is what it looks like. #69andCounting #BooBaby #YourGrandmothersaFreak
Tweet media one
84
157
4K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Tweet media one
98
281
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 months
Sisters All "fish," no beef! #EGOT 'Nuff said.
Tweet media one
44
211
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
Unless this is a charter flight, doing this is grounds for a beat down in my book.
291
147
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
I'm so sorry to hear this. To me, Spoon was a friend, a brother, a funny, talented comedian and a good man. He was the first comedian I met when I got to Los Angeles, and he never...
53
358
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
Early yesterday morning, I got the news that Markie Post has passed away. Out of respect for her family, I didn't want to say anything publicly until I saw it in the press. But, I was shocked and devastated...
218
321
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
Oh, Roger, I will miss you, but I'll always cherish the fact that you are the last man I kissed in the mouth. And, I got paid!!! Rest easy now, my friend. Brothers gon' work it out.
Tweet media one
39
277
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
There are still sundown towns in America. There are places that make it clear that Black people are unwelcome and unsafe. But this woman thinks racism is Black women following Black women on social media. #BlackGirlFollowTrain #SAPPHIRESpirit #SheCrying #WhiteWomenWeNeedtoTalk
676
528
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
If "say it loud, I'm stupid and I'm proud" was a person, this would be he. "Where’s the white history section?" The entire rest of the fucking store, fool.
298
428
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
This country does not have national holidays. It has national sales days. Quit bullshitting.
55
382
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Tweet media one
85
124
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
@bennyjohnson Like this one?
Tweet media one
159
133
3K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
@Bishopoftyler It's homophobic, stupid and wrong. And, a curious thing for "godly" people to be worried about.
19
64
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
To anyone who says there were kindly slaveowners, happy slaves and it wasn't so bad, please volunteer to let me buy your children.
28
337
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
The last time we met... ...was at Harry Anderson's memorial. Wherever the 2 of you and Charlie are now, behave, will ya? #RIP
Tweet media one
48
120
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
What time is too early to start drinking on Thanksgiving Day? Asking for my danm self.
229
200
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
@Jazzie654 Take this job and shove it! But, before I go...
41
156
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
11 months
Please stop with the "whatabouts." There is no equal oppression of white people. There is no such thing as reverse racism, and "both sides" doesn't apply to a system that oppresses everyone except one narrow group. White men. There is nothing wrong with Black people in this...
11
371
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
But, if we teach the truth about American History, "it will make white kids hate themselves," right, my fellow Americans? Besides, "that stuff was sooooo long ago!" Right? Right? Wassamatta, Kaepernick got your tongue?
87
605
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
@realDonaldTrump I would trade you for them in a heartbeat.
54
80
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
The #LGBTQ community has co-opted the hashtag #ProudBoys and it's FABULOUS, darling!
13
211
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
31
7
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Who the fuck is @StevieWonder supposed to be grateful to? For what? You should be grateful white supremacy exists, or you'd be homeless. I, onthe other hand, am grateful for @Twitter and the ability to read so I can call you out on your bullshit.
@WalshFreedom
Joe Walsh
7 years
Stevie Wonder takes a knee for the Anthem during a concert. Another ungrateful black multi millionaire.
10K
890
2K
78
233
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Back in the day...
Tweet media one
53
53
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Kamala Harris for the win! Who you got?
287
174
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
She hit hard, too! She smacked my hand on my talk show. I don't even know what I said, I just know that shit hurt. #WhoElseDidEarthaSmack
@JackeeHarry
Jackée Harry
5 years
Eartha Kitt slapped the f%#! outta me! She thought I was sleeping with her boyfriend.. which I was, but I didn’t know he was taken. 😩💔
2K
24K
94K
22
565
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Who in this country is oppressing white people?
432
192
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
@rossiej67 Who gives a shit what you want?
43
53
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Why do people think they have to be tolerant of the intolerable to prove they're fair?
46
363
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
This baby just told me to go get her car. #ThisBaby
Tweet media one
42
211
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
Did somebody say headshot?
Tweet media one
46
49
2K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
This "let granny die" bullshit is not a glitch or a bug, it's a GOP campaign promise.
151
456
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Just left Harry Anderson's celebration of life. It was perfect. Very Harry. But then again, aren't we all? @markie_post
Tweet media one
64
132
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
@RonFilipkowski We hate you
44
32
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Stop being nice to racists. Especially when they kill you.
27
219
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Stop sewing women's pockets shut, you heartless fuckwads!
25
179
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
Merry Everything and Happy 2021!
39
36
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
...That being said, no subject is off limits or taboo simply because it makes some people uncomfortable. However, comedy is an artform. It's up to its artists to present their craft artfully. We have a responsibility as well as the freedom to express it. Controversy alone is...
3
94
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
I'm just saying, Ben Affleck better be glad Jennifer Lopez never met Pete Davidson.
61
60
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump If anyone knows if a president is a fuck up, it's another president. Duh. But to be so much of a fuck up that one of them says it out loud on the record is extraordinary. You'll understand life better after puberty. That goes for both of you.
43
85
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
@RonFilipkowski Wtf is wrong with you fellas? Put those things away, go to your rooms, and think about what you've done until I tell you you can come out! And get your feet off the couch!!! Now, misters!
18
24
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Rest in peace, Harry. We miss you already. I tip my hat to you, my friend.
43
210
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
Isn't she lovely? @AishaHinds @911onFOX
Tweet media one
20
49
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
You never know who you might run into when you get out the house! @Lesdoggg @nealbrennan
Tweet media one
7
28
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Tweet media one
22
108
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
Merry Happy Everything!!!
46
26
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
I love hearing people say they loved watching "Night Court" with their parents and grandparents. So did I!
100
29
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
It's funny to read about "the breakdown of the family" in a country founded on breaking up people's families for profit.
16
229
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
We never met in person, but I've always been an Irene Cara fan. The closest we came to meeting was being friends on Facebook. And, we did work on the same project, "D.C. Cab." May her family, friends and fans find comfort in her memory, and may her legacy continue to inspire...
15
77
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
...not funny. Case in point, some say you couldn't do "Night Court" today, but the truth is, you couldn't do it in 1984, either. Nobody else could have done that show, or "Soap," or "All In the Family" but the people who did them. And the fact remains that they are doing...
5
63
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
@TomiLahren You're too young to be this certain of stupid shit.
22
48
949
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Congratulations NIGHT COURT!!! #NightCourt #ComedyCellar #LasVegas
52
85
1K
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
I hope Kamala dances into the convention in formation with Beyonce, Rihanna, Mary J., Janet and Cardi B., etc., singing "WAP." Grab it? Can't touch this. #AGirlCanDream
163
118
963
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
...Night Court today. It remains to be seen how it will be done and if it will be well received, but it is being done. As a comedienne who has always said what she wants to say, I never thought I could just say any old thing and get laughs. There are also laughs I don't want...
2
61
995
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Today is not the day for bullshit. Try me tomorrow.
17
169
914
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
I'll never be this young again, but I got another show up my sleeve...
Tweet media one
51
42
929
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Why do people think they get to "agree" with homosexuality? It's like "agreeing" with being short, or left handed, or stupid.
39
144
915
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
@RonFilipkowski Why should we denounce socialism?
46
4
955
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Don't teach Black American history. Teach the truth about white American history.
32
177
952
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Bill Cosby is guilty, and I am ashamed. Of myself. Back in the day, Dr. Cosby and I were represented by the same PR firm, different reps. Anyway, they had a number of high level clients and for years we had a...
97
443
889
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
Dilbert dude says he's tired of helping Black people because Don Lemon says our neighborhoods suck. Or, some such totally *not racist* stuff. (Because nothing is racist to a racist, or they'd have to admit they're a racist. Caucasity 101)
173
135
933
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
...to get. There are all kinds of jokes that would work well for someone else, but that I would never touch. So, while I understand the current prevailing wailing and gnashing about "cancel culture," I'm just not sure many of the dynamics of making funny for money have...
3
54
923
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Need to get your drink on at work? Wanna sneak a little sumpin' sumpin' into your next restricted venue? No worries! And, you can ditch the flask! People gon' be sucking these down like Tide pods!
41
176
885
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
Dear GOP, Black people do not vote Democratic because we love Democrats. We vote for Democrats because they're not you.
24
123
880
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
Tweet media one
26
33
908
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
I'm sick of racists saying they're tired of being called racists.
31
123
853
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
1 year
To all the Scott Adams defenders playing the Hotep Jesus card.
Tweet media one
32
110
883
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 months
Tweet media one
37
89
909
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
3 years
Listen, my children... Hush now. Just listen.
14
207
877
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
5 years
I thought it was stupid for so many Americans to see Barack Obama as a "get out of racism free" card, and I think it's stupider to start any question with the premise...
104
182
808
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
6 years
Fuck #WhyIDidntReport How about #WhyDidYouRapeHer ? Trend that.
11
245
836
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
4 years
Woman just asked me to stop following her if I continue to bash her president. It never dawned on her to stop following me. That pretty much says it all.
49
55
836
@MarshaWarfield
Marsha Warfield
2 years
That other time I was fortunate enough to work with the legend who was Della Reese. I was in total awe of her. I also got to do an episode of "Touched By An Angel." It was such an honor to work with this groundbreaking pioneer upon whose shoulders we all stand. #NightCourt
23
67
859