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@MarlonMezzo

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INTJ. Da realest realist. Father. Capricorn. Creative AF. Batman-ist. Dark/Fighting Type Pokemon. Synesthestic. Eat Plants. Don't touch me. He/Gym

Batcave, DC
Joined April 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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2 years
Who knew?
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Man, Ursula is gonna steal TF outta that voice 😩😩😩
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5 months
This man’s tailor deserves…🫦
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Jonathan Martin
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Always a vibe w/ my co-anchor, friend and fellow ATL native ⁦ @FJessieTweets
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8 months
Stop. Excluding. The Gift.
@BeyHiveHD
BeyHiveHD 🐝🪩
8 months
Pick a track from each album and make a ep..
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2 years
Pure/Honey
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1 year
"Rip me out the robe," or whatever that girl said
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8 months
He walks around with it "ready." I just know it
@LiIBarbieStar
S T ✰ R B O Y: Barbie Shady Diva Moments
8 months
Oh my god…
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1 year
One day, when y'all are ready, I'll explain why "I Am..." is one of the greatest musical contributions to the industry
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
sweet dreams by beyoncé? exactly😭😭😭
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8 months
Breakdown is a masterclass of so many lessons; my favorite being ADLIBS (and the importance of their timing)
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Sassington, M.C.
8 months
Bone Thugs n Harmony and Mariah Carey couldn't have been a more perfect duo on this track.
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2 years
Free the tummy
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2 years
I've been 1. I've been 2. Feel like I moved mountains Got friends that cried fountains, Oooh
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9 months
I just cried. If you grew up with Calvin, then you know exactly what this moment means to him. 🥹
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COWBOY CARTER Updates 𐚁 ⭑
9 months
ChaCha from the House of Balenciaga makes a guest appearance during the Ball tonight in Washington DC! WHEW! 🪩😍 #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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2 years
It's taking everything in me to not post this with a song title or lyrics from you know what 😫
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9 months
Rhyheim's flip flop videos are doing it for me
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11 months
Sit Around Saturdays
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2 months
When I say “Let the PROPER muscles do the heavy lifting,” THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. Your faves are shaking their tight jaws, bobbin their heads everywhere, making the ugliest faces, and then some for a QUARTER of this vocal quality. Learn. Your. Voice. Then train it.
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@BeingTerryJane I hope she isn't making them wake up at 6am for the activities 🤭
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1 year
Have you ever heard the Breakdown instrumental on its own? No one else would have been able to think of THIS melody, but Mariah Carey.
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Okay so BOOM, I was like "Sword fiiiiiiiight" and he was like "No. I wanna eat." So I was like "Bet." Then he was like "Open up." And I was like "YOU open up." Then we were like "Let's open up for each other." And now we take turns taking IT.
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Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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5 years
The Experience is UNTOUCHED by these new kids. This bitch sang us STUPID for two hours. Teenage me was OBSESSED
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★★★★★
5 years
This entire two minutes and twenty seconds I was straight
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4 years
Y'all...🥴😂😂😂
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2 years
This is 90% of Freak Twitter
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5 years
Rhythm & Blues
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1 year
On 〽️onday we update the 〽️edia tab
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The amount of ppl shocked by her hitting choreo is… 🙃 I’ve been telling y’all for years that she’s the full package. She wakes up daily and CHOOSES to not follow the industry’s standards, and be herself. But make not mistake, the Pop STAR power is PRESENT.
@demaertez
Meenas Menace || stream TORI. out now
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I’m floored because why didn’t we know Tori Kelly was a professional dancer all this time! She really could be having her foot on these other artists necks! #torikelly #choreo #music #jimmykimmellive
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Can't stand him. Return to sender.
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4 years
Batteries sold separately.
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5 months
Algorithm messy af, trying to piece something together 😂
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9 months
World's at war. Low on cash.
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1 year
@TerryThierry This is why Bey carries NDA's in her purse, because wtf!?
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4 years
Quarantine workouts are trash. I'm losing mass... and ass. Send weights...and vegan plates. 😩🦇
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5 years
It's no fun if Twitter can't get none
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We should've used my phone, but he was pressed to use his iPhone. Not blown. Love shown. I got one of my own.
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Mondays.
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42 years old and gave us FRESH Pop music, forward-thinking visuals, and era-appropriate boom kats. Janet just… 🤌🏿
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Nicolas is happy
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Janet Jackson was so ahead of her time
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5 years
Elongate. Accentuate. If you still don't deflate, then you're carrying that weight.
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4 years
The Body // The 🥴
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If you’re single/available for Valentine’s Day, your cheeks hide your hole even when you’re bent over, easy on the eyes, and unafraid of two large Black men… hit me up
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Made him feel like he was cheating
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"...and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got."
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When it comes to STAGE PRESENCE, she’s not discussed enough for my liking. She’s the ONLY performer who gets on a stage with BEYONCE and manages to steal my attention. The ONLY one.
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KELENDRIA TRENE ROWLAND.
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4 years
Eat like an herbivore. Train like a BEAST.
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4 years
"EyE jEe sAw iT fiRsT"
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Merry Christmiversary 💛🖤🃏🦇
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5 years
But those thighs say "Mama"
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My body. My rules. Same for you.
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4 years
30th Birthday weekend was spent throwing weights with my Ace, my Legend, and my (bomb ass) cousin. Saved this for Monday because...💁🏿‍♂️
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PAUSE! PAWSE! WAITAFUCKINMINNET!! 😩 Did you hear how these heffas SEAMLESSLY switched positions in the harmony, halfway thru the song?! I- 😭😭😭😂
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chloe x halle
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went outside to get some sun x sing today 😇 #catchup ft @swaelee out friday 4.17.20
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Speaking of key changes, I'll never recover from @AveryWilson taking up "Can We Talk" after the climax. And he fuckin SUSTAINED. I have to stan. We don't get too many quality testosterone vocals like this nowadays
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4 years
"...or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
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4 years
Why so...? #BatmanDay
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9 months
This is a Krave Melanin stanning household
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@GrandDameOfDc !!! There's an air of confidence in the way he flaunts that little open space in the back 🤌🏿
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I'm still not sure if we deserve @JessieJ . She's the undisputed QUEEN OF TEXTURE and her resonance is so REGAL! She possesses an almost magical vocal versatility
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5 years
From THIGHland with love 💛🖤
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5 years
Marlon's Corner Monday #MCM
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Gym selfies >>>
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This man posted a video of a personal domestic violence situation, seeking help and warning ppl. A guy in the comments: “Too handsome to be going through all this shit…” 🥴 Thirsty gays could benefit from some sensitivity/SENSIBILITY training. Y’all are HELL
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I lost my halo. My halo is gone. #MondayMood
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5 years
#NoDaysOff Program is 🔥🔥🔥
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"Can you smile like a normal person?" No. Happy Holidays!
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10 months
Stolen from today's gym boomerang #TGIF
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1 year
Planet Fitness will put you out for groaning, but have all the content creators in the locker rooms moaning
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Polluted waters. Clear mind.
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"Me, Myself, and I" LIVE deserves to be in Musical Performance textbooks. And to think, at this point in her career, haters were saying "she can't sing." If THIS heffa here couldn't sing, then NO ONE could. 15 years later, the kids made a whole Tik Tok challenge of THIS
@naima
Naima Cochrane
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Live recordings are an art. Sometimes, artists change a song for live performance but lose something that you loved in the original. But sometimes the elevate it and improve on it. For Day 6 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge , share a favorite live version of a song.
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4 years
Well this caption didn't age well 🥴
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8 months
@Smiley_iKon Fiber in EVERY meal
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5 years
I actually hate this picture as whole, but love my arms' vascularity so it passed the post test. Don't skip Mondays, y'all 🖤💛🦇
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Etta is legend, but EVERY song Beyoncé sang on Cadillac Records is now HERS. IDC IDC IDC
@ANDRE9481_
💫André💫
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Beyoncé hit that run and Ms.Etta saw RED for the rest of her days 😩 Rest in Peace 💛
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Twitter: "WhO'S iN tHIs pHOto?"
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I really have just 3 months to put on 15 pounds 😩 The way these lean genes are set up... #flop
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Freak Twitter will plan their hookups right on the timeline, in the replies, in all of our faces. Fuck a dating app. I have to stan. 😂
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5 years
What Happened To Monday?
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What does the top say?
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5 years
My gay ass sang "I'm Your Baby Tonight" on top of this every time
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I Love You 3000
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A throwback! Who remembers the opening to the X-Men Animates Series?!
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6'1 (Note: This photo isn't tilted. The mirror is propped against the wall 🥴)
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@jamell__
Jamell
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How tall are y’all in person? I’ll start 6’3🥴🥴
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Shoutout to this man for always having the last Samsung flagship and eating the selfies UP
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🇭🇹Alphìe Garçon
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I did something today
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He came with me...but stayed out of my way. My kinda "gym buddy" lol
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Accurate representation of our juxtaposing love styles 🫠 #loveislove
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