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Mark Roebuck

7 months

Hey gamers, just an update/reminder that after leaving Hard Drive last year I started a new site/newsletter: It's the ol' satire mixed with some longer essay type deals. There's some free stuff & a monthly fiver gets you access to everything!

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3 years

Pretending George R R Martin wrote all the little messages I find in Elden Ring

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Just beat Resident Evil 4 for the first time! What a game!

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Dune (2021)

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“And if I win my wrongful termination lawsuit, they have to put me back into Star Wars.”

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Blade Runner 2049 has the best cinematography I’ve ever seen

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3 years

Only country with worse healthcare than US has to be Donkey Kong Country. They just shove your ass in a barrel if you get hurt.

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3 years

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play the NES One Five Years Later

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4 years

Breaking: Trump has told advisors “When they come for me I’ll be sitting at my desk with a gun in my hand wearing a bulletproof vest, singing ‘my my my how the time does fly when you know you’re gonna die by the end of the night.’”

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3 years

The Super Nintendo is still amazing and hasn't aged a day and I think it's because they let Paul Rudd touch the first one

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1 year

People: Climate change is getting scary, man Obama: You know, ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ still goes pretty hard

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4 years

Ok hear me out Assassin’s Creed: Vice City

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GAME WRITING TODAY: "this game's ambitious criticism of western imperialism falls apart after some questionable narrative choices in the third act" GAME WRITING IN 1996: "scary jerry says NBA Jam is a 'slam dunk' "

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1 year

man i got so dunked on for posting this and i was totally right lol

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when I know I did a good job on a @HardDriveMag article

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3 years

gonna start a true crime podcast

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3 years

"If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat!" - Me, wearing a delicious hat i'm trying to eat without seeming too weird

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3 years

remembering the time Netflix did a funny little post and used this pic we made of Waluigi hanging dong

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“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

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3 years

Man the news of a GTA San Andreas remake has me excited but also thinking about all the talented actors in it that have died. Peter Fonda, Charlie Murphy, Chris Penn, James Woods. Kind of a bummer.

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11 months

After six years and over 700 articles, I’m gonna step down from Hard Drive. Thank you for reading and sharing and laughing at my dumb bullshit over the years, and thank you to everyone I met and worked with along the way. It was the opportunity and job of a lifetime ❤️

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4 years

Being good at video games must suck. I just got 4 rounds of Warzone in on a 15 minute break from work 😎

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9 months

some of my favorite button prompts I came across last year

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1 year

what a triple feature

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6 years

Waluigi Party: A survival horror game where Waluigi overstays his welcome and you try not to fall asleep with him still in your home

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4 years

The box my Series X came in was filled with bees. Be careful everyone, I’m not sure if they’re all like that.

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5 years

Joker: I serve as the antithesis of Batman’s pursuit of justice within the confines of morality; an exploration of the shadows caused by the light of hope Batman shines on Gotham. Riddler: oh that’s tight I ask him riddles

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4 years

bummed we'll never see how accurate this was

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1 year

this is one of my favorite things I've written in a while!

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We Spent 4 Hours With ‘Star Wars: Jedi Survivor’ and It Mostly Just Downloaded

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3 years

Found out this week that I’m getting hired at @HardDriveMag full time. So now if you laugh at my weird shit, well, I’m just doing my job. A giant THANK YOU to @MattSaincome & @jeremysmiles for all the ways they’ve made this possible. Follow your dreams. Even the stupid ones!

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Wrote a video game list for @HardDriveMag !

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1 year

do it you cowards

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10 Characters That HAVE to Be in the Next Smash Bros. Game

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3 years

Love when we have a hit at @HardDriveMag and other websites start writing stuff like this to bust our rumors

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3 years

Whoa hold up T, you’re saying these are just upscaled versions of the GTA mobile ports??

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2 years

MultiVersus? No thanks I’ll just play 1989’s The Revenge of Shinobi

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4 years

Wrote a @HardDriveMag

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1 year

what the fuck the movie hasn't even come out yet

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1 year

damn you really do just become Marge one day

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1 year

Being accused of things that are false (and criminal) doesn’t work for me.

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@Mark_Roebuck Tweeting like this with Hard Drive in your bio doesn't work with me.

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6 years

- Die Hard - Die Hard 2: Die Harder - Die Hard With A Vengeance - Live Free or Die Hard - A Good Day to Die Hard - Dyin’ Hard or Hardly Dyin’? - On a Clear Day You Can See Die Hard - I Didn’t Expect to Have to Die Hard on This Flight to Cleveland - Die Hard 9: Die Harder

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1 year

lmao damn

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If you think our Editor-in-Chief got this cool pirating games, THINK AGAIN. limited quantities of the shirt still available on the store but this one's going fast, get it while you can!

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4 years

My latest jokes about the very normal world of video games

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5 years

I have no idea how you get the job writing funny things on the hot sauce from Taco Bell, but I bet it requires a submission packet

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3 years

I’m going to become the joker

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gamers have heightened SNESes

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Everyone Please Use the Comment Section of This Article as the New Twitter

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1 year

With Jeremy's departure, I'm taking over as Editor in Chief at @HardDriveMag ! I've been writing for the site since day 1, which made me lucky enough to watch Jeremy be an incredible EIC for 6 years up close, so I think it's entirely possible I don't ruin everything! Here we go!!

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3 years

Just got my 5th dose of the Johnson and Johnson and I feel awful

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1 year

i ate nothing but mcdonalds and burger king for 30 days to write this. in hindsight probably not necessary.

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McDonald’s vs. Burger King: Who Made Better Video Games?

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Them, 20 years ago: "Don't ever change, Mark!" Me, today:

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If video games aren't an art form, then how come there's a 3+ hour award show dedicated to it that no one takes seriously yet mysteriously watches and complains about every year?

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3 years

XBox could 100 percent win the console wars if they did something like this

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1 year

Hey Eggman, what’s your fucking problem?

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What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?

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A Stardew fighter in Smash could: - Use a sickle, an axe, a sword, etc. - Summon animals - Throw hella vegetables - Give opponents gifts they don't like FINAL SMASH: You bury your opponent & use SpeedGro to make them grow at an abnormal rate, launching them from the soil

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1 year

so needless to say I had a lot of fun writing this list of George W Bush’s favorite games of all time

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George W. Bush’s Top 100 Video Games of All Time

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me fusing two sticks into a bigger stick in TOTK

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Wrote a few for @HardDriveMag today

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1 year

six years ago we started this website! (hard drive i mean, not twitter) i was excited and i knew it was going to be fun no matter what, but it's exceeded anything i could've hoped for. Happy birthday @HardDriveMag !

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today is Hard Drive's 6 year anniversary! here's to the only publication on the internet that no one has ever been angry at 🍻

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Got a double dose of my bullshit up on @HardDriveMag today 🏄‍♂️🤌

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What Are They Saying? Reactions to the Starfield Title Screen Controversy

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Two epic adventures dawn… Golden Sun and Golden Sun: The Lost Age are coming to #NintendoSwitch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on 1/17!

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omg I just read the best dissent from a liberal judge 🔥 🔥 no way conservatives bounce back from that

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Fan theory: Air Bud is a man trapped in a dog’s body and all of his attempts to prove he’s a human living in a personal hell just make everyone around him smile more

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8 months

lmao me too! collateral damage from a meme. careful out there everybody

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lol that Hard Drive unfollowed me and deleted my gmail account bc of this pun tweet

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Finally installed a bidet and idk. Not convinced. Will probably keep brushing my teeth the old way.

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3 years

come on this is obvious

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The Mount Rushmore of Christmas movies... which movie fills the fourth spot?

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Wrote some pretty strong Diddy Kong content for @HardDriveMag this year imo

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lol they're remaking my old stuff over there

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they're a little less judgmental over in europe

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my interest in old, bad, and/or licensed video games has lead me to my latest piece for Hard Drive

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I Just Think They’re Neat: A Perfectly Cromulent Ranking of Every Simpsons Game Ever

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giving away the NFT Hard Drive’s owner wanted to put me on and sell unironically in 2021. Make as many copies as you want. You’re all a part of the Founder’s Series. Congratulations!!

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happy report that i wrote this and didn't ruin my steam deck getting the pictures! (featuring cameos from @PowerWashSim @poncle_vampire and @rollerdrome )

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Top 5 Foods to Cook on Your Steam Deck

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“I didn’t like that Air Buddies picture. Earlier [in the series] you had a dog playing basketball, a beautiful story about overcoming odds. One of the better sports films I’ve seen. But puppies on the moon? Ridiculous.” - Martin Scorsese speaking to Vanity Fair

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time and time again these Saturday interviews are my favorite things to write. I visited Duke Nukem in a place called “piss alley” and found out why it was called “piss alley” (It’s cuz there was piss everywhere)

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“Did You Talk to Any of My Daughters?” Hard Drive Interviews Duke Nukem

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I am “on my bullshit” over at @HardDriveMag today

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Wrote this for @HardDriveMag

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my latest for Hard Drive had a very easy #1 answer

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Every Upcoming Mattel Adaptation Ranked by Their Cinematic Potential

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5 years

Still thinking about that part in Batman Vs. Superman when they notice each other's boners and realize they're not so different

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7 months

People don't want social media anymore. They want websites. Funny websites focused on weird old video games and movies. A place you can read a guy go on and on about The X-Files game from 1999. A website called Skitching the Elephant dot com. That's what people want.

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here’s where I attempted to satirize the complaints made against my satanic pedophile death cult

Everything We’re Blaming on the Woke Mind Virus This Week

It sure can be difficult keeping up with all the ways the woke mind virus has turned our once vibrant society into a rotting cesspool

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Jared Leto is climbing up the Empire State Building.

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this article i wrote 4ish years ago laid a big ol egg but i'll be damned if it doesn't hold up!

Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money

SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from their events to count the…

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3 years

@jeffrosenstock plz do Nü Dream next 🙏

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1 year

Check out our extensive Starfield coverage over at @HardDriveMag !!

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1 year

Wrote up another ranking for Hard Drive

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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas

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Covered the latest streaming controversy for @HardDriveMag

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learned some real fascinating things putting this list together for @HardDriveMag

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15 Little Known Facts About Super Mario World

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Hey i hope you're enjoying Zelda/FF16/Diablo IV/SF6!! I have been playing Rocky on the GameCube

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What’s the Best Video Game Based on a Best Picture Winner?

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4 years

So many careful disguises negated by hubris

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2 years

catch a double dose of my bullshit over at @HardDriveMag today

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1 year

Hoo boy, I landed a pretty big interview this week!

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“Are These All Going to Be Questions About Wario?” — Hard Drive Interviews Christopher Nolan

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had fun writing this one

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The 40 Most Shocking Moments in Gaming History

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i don't think people realize how far ahead of its time Wario's Woods was

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Love watching a trailer on a Nintendo Direct and waiting to see if the game is coming out later today or in three years

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video games are a sick facsimile of war made for broken men to play in place of conquering their own natures and then the hearts of women… disgusting

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