- @Malislax Twitter profile

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@Malislax

6 years

WOW.

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3 months

London is grey. As in. If you think of Greece you think blue, you think Italy you think pretty colours, the rest of Europe is pastels and vibes but London is grey. All shades of grey. It’s so MISERABLE

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@Malislax

5 years

‘Being dead is like being stupid. It’s only painful for others’ Ricky Gervais

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@Malislax

2 years

🙂

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@Malislax

6 months

I’ve noticed myself becoming more introverted with age. My friends don’t believe this observation but I know what I was capable of in my 20s, cba for half that now

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3 years

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@Malislax

3 years

Men are so sexy in person, pictures never do men justice

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@Malislax

6 years

I’ve been neglecting twitter lol

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@Malislax

3 years

Quarterly media update 🦋🌸

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@Malislax

2 years

Escapism in doses is very healthy.

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@Malislax

4 years

🧡🧡🧡

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@Malislax

5 years

Till today I’m very unsure of why he flopped like that

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@Malislax

3 years

Yes with my serious partners, people I’ve been initially attracted to have always lacked in the mental stimulation part

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3 years

Have you ever ‘grown’ to find someone attractive, after initially not being attracted to them at all?

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@Malislax

3 years

Minding my business🤗

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@Malislax

5 years

Yo

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@Malislax

5 years

This is flat out racist

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@Malislax

4 years

@Kay_ldn__ Third one’s nice!

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4 years

@GhostKumi I feel like she’ll be an amazing mother

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@Malislax

3 years

I feel the main difference is the ability to call someone out on their bullshit and keep it stepping, a lot of women have 0 accountability

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3 years

Boys friendships are so simple man. That’s why they don’t fall out with each other. Their friendships revolve around love of sport, love of music/partying and whoring

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@Malislax

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This hatred is psychopathic. There’s no wisdom or intelligence in these people, it’s just rage

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@Malislax

2 years

London at 4.30pm

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@Malislax

5 years

Went Turkey for my birthday last week ☺️

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5 years

Sweet like honey

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@Malislax

3 years

People that hate house music are bad vibes.

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@Malislax

6 years

m.alihais add my insta guys ☺️

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@Malislax

2 years

There is so much to experience outside of dating and romantic relationships. This cannot be your whole persona please

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2 years

Ppl too obsessed with dating, live ya life

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2 years

You know what bothers me, people that are on £300k salaries receiving monumental discounts in places because of their title. Instead of paying £1k for a room this bloke’s paying £150. How’s that fair when he’s bringing home min £22k MONTHLY

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3 years

🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Malislax

3 years

Most annoying thing in the world is having someone wash your clothes incorrectly (without asking) and fuck up your garments. Worst thing is they had good intentions but where do I direct this anger??????

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3 years

✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

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@Malislax

7 years

❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

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@Malislax

3 years

Escapists need to travel, we meet like minded people, share stories, laugh, create memories then keep it moving. I hate being tied down to one place, makes me want to implode

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3 years

i have the urge to disappear from earth every single day

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@Malislax

4 years

I like the elderly people that randomly crack a joke with you and wrap it up with have a good day, so cute man

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@Malislax

4 years

When he tells his side of the story but you already know the truth

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4 years

Taff times neva lass

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4 years

Insta didn’t get to see this but that doesn’t matter right

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@Malislax

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Malislax

5 years

Being disciplined is so important, it makes shit days not so shit and it’s something your future self thanks you for

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@Malislax

3 months

@UtdDrivel My neighbourhood has parks, trees and non grey houses, so by your logic I’m living in an expensive area 🤣🤣🤣 you’re also assuming you know my lifestyle and where this tweet derives from. So much assumption. Please exercise lateral thinking, it will help you navigate life

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@Malislax

2 years

I don’t like getting weird vibes off people, they can be good people but they just won’t be my people, you know

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@Malislax

3 years

I just need my person, not a person that’s everyone’s person

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@Malislax

5 years

This is perfect

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@Malislax

1 year

Divine bathroom 😍

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@SinnamonCouture

1 year

In Ivana Trump's will, she left $34 million to split between the kids, $1M Miami condo to an ex-nanny, another property for a friend and nothing for Donald. Her Townhome in NY is up for sale for 26.5 million and it’s hideous 😮

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3 months

@UtdDrivel Why do you assume I live in a poor area?

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@Malislax

6 years

@akaBashh I genuinely believe he really doesn’t give a crap about what anyone thinks of him

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@Malislax

3 years

Along with having the best body I’ve ever had in my life

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@Malislax

3 years

I love a double triple text, like my pride is not set up to care about who texted who last for people I love

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@Malislax

1 year

I’m not one to prefer country life over city life, at all, but as I get older the idea of living away from everyone in the middle of fucking no where seems more and more appealing - just need a home gym, fresh meat and produce delivered to me, and a home theatre

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@Malislax

7 years

Walked across a stage in this fancy gear to shake a hand today 😊 then collected my masters certificate offstage lol

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@Malislax

5 years

@_Azryah Init and it doesn’t help that the producers made it look like him and Maura had such a sexual connection then suddenly that’s all flown out the window and he’s fully attracted to Molly

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@Malislax

2 years

@GenericNigga You wanna go a day without texting the person you like?

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@Malislax

3 years

I am this dramatic over lack of sunlight

kazia 🍒

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3 years

24 hours difference. Dramatic Derek

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6 years

@g35er @ohitslyss Which is why I stopped doing things for my birthday.

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6 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

And while they looking mad I’m just looking good 💋

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@Malislax

6 months

@OlaTinee Yeah man everything feels like effort, and I’m great at socialising, people naturally gravitate towards me but I’d just be disappointing them because there will be zero follow up. Younger me would already be planning the next brunch/party

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@Malislax

6 years

This spreads to friends, family and partners. Toxic relationships do nothing for your growth.

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6 years

A healthy relationship will make you love yourself more.

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@Malislax

10 years

The idea of fighting for my space in someone's life doesn't sit well with me.

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@Malislax

3 months

I notice people on these apps encourage delusion, why is that? Initially I thought it was banter, a small moment to keke about, but people are genuinely encouraging it

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7 years

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7 years

Last nights face.

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24 days

This weekend has been 99% tequila 1% thoughts

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@Malislax

6 years

With my lifestyle over the past couple of months, Uber eats has easily been my most used app

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6 years

!!!!! This mentality is so attractive. I cannot stand people that repeat their problems over and over and over

Idil Ahmed

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6 years

Be solution-oriented. If something goes wrong or a challenge arises don’t fall apart or be stressed out by it. Find out how you can solve it and make it better. Be hopeful, optimistic, and positive about it. It’s all about overcoming adversities. Believe that you can.

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4 years

I’m so over this pandemic that I keep forgetting we’re in one

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@Malislax

6 years

I’m so fed up.

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@Malislax

6 years

Going through the archives and yearning to be back on a scooter in Bali, instead of the tube this morning.

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6 years

Went ice skating today, hated it. I’m just glad I didn’t fall 😭

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@Malislax

4 years

Updating my library x

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4 years

Name dropping is the quickest way to give me the ick

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@Malislax

3 years

My definition of dad bod 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 he’s 52!!!

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@Malislax

3 years

There’s a girl at work that has similar features to me and she gets gassed when people mistake her for me, understandable, but what’s always differentiated us was our hair. I recently cut mine short. Now guess what she’s gone and done. Guess 🙂

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3 years

Mini me is giving me North West vibes 🤣🤣

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@Malislax

4 years

The movie was supposed to be called Dhaka, has Bangladeshi characters portrayed by either Thai or Indian actors and portrays Bangladeshi’s as the villains. My excitement for this has plummeted so fast

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4 years

Save us, Chris Hemsworth. EXTRACTION comes to Netflix on April 24.

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3 years

People that long things out?? If you cant do something just say it man

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3 years

This girl just openly admitted she went on a date with a guy that gave her his number while he was with his girlfriend, and she still went on a date?????? I’m confused #talkswithAsh

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@Malislax

4 years

The non problematic people in my life >>> and may I continue to welcome these people in abundance. Just chill, mind your business, supportive and enjoy life type of people✨✨

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@Malislax

6 years

I don’t want average and I never want to settle. In all aspects of life

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@Malislax

6 years

Immersing myself in Netflix to avoid my thoughts. Here’s to a great Friday night. 🙂

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@Malislax

1 year

She lived with me 8yrs ago and we had the best 2yrs together before she moved out. We haven’t seen each other since but stay in regular contact, now context aside, there’s something pure and intentional about her message that has really warmed my heart.

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@Malislax

7 months

Me agreeing and reading this from my bed

tyler

@tyler02020202

7 months

Realizing this really shifted my perspective like… you just gotta get out of bed there’s not much else to discuss

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@Malislax

3 years

looooooooooooool 'such an evil person' You are literally spreading hate. She's not spreading hate. You morally declined twat.

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@Malislax

4 years

It’s been raining so I haven’t needed to water my plants. I imagine this is what it feels like when your kids become adults, life just takes care of them😌

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@Malislax

2 years

Spoke to this girl yesterday who said she didn’t want to be in corporate, didn’t care about money driving her, all she cared about was choosing her picket fence and the type of shelves she wanted in her room and simply being able to afford that

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4 years

Opening up isn’t a scam, people acting like they respect/appreciate your vulnerability is

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3 years

I’m so stressed, making gains for gyms to be closing? My mental health can’t take this

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@Malislax

6 years

Sharing my face on twitter as well

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@Malislax

2 years

This sounds like a long distance relationship to me

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@MargsMT

2 years

Is seeing your girlfriend once a week enough to maintain a relationship?

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@Malislax

5 years

Any guy that cringes at anything related to periods to the extent they can’t even say period with their chest are an embarrassment

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5 years

Mandem, if you see this when you wake up beside your girl, don’t be an everlasting bastard and say “ew” be a darling and clean it up🙂

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@Malislax

3 years

I think I'm done socializing for the year.

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@Malislax

4 years

Spring, is this you?🥺

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@Malislax

1 year

You know what I need, a wellness retreat. I’ve hit my quarterly midlife crises and I’m convinced this is the only thing that’ll save me right now

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@Malislax

3 years

I love chatting to someone and feeling like I've always known them, mutual respect, mutual interests, flow of convo, like it proper warms my heart looool

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@Malislax

6 years

Soul sister.