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Magda Szubanski AO

@MagdaSzubanski

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Host: Big National Health Check ABC Actor:Mrs Hoggett Babe;Sharon KathandKim Author:Reckoning; Patron Twenty/10; Ambdr Phoenix Aus Natnl Centre Excellence PTSD

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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Ok here’s the thing. Troll me much as you like I am NEVAH gonna close my Twitter account. Bring it Covid Deniers - let’s see what you got. Let’s bring you right out into the sunshine. Let’s see your real names. And your real facts. Let’s see the whites of your eyes 👀
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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😱😱😱😱 ⁦ @jacindaardern ⁩ GUTTED I mean, I understand but… GUTTED 😢 Wish you all the best you fabulous woman! You have raised the bar in terms of humane leadership Your strength kindness and humour a gift to us all Thank you 🙏🙌❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
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What a dead set spunk Heath was. His loss is still unfathomable. The way he played along, impromptu pashed me and then chucked me on the cheek! 🥰 Apologies to @julia_zemiro for the scare. Sharon got a bit overexcited
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Tweethearts! Thanks for all your support. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more support than there are trolls. Love youse 💕 And to the Covid deniers out there, “I got one word to say to ya” - #covidisreal !!☮️ ❤️💜🧡🌼🌸💐🌹🌞😂
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Today I woke up an equal citizen ❤️😘🌈🙏🏻😍🎉🏳️‍🌈
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Magda Szubanski AO
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#Referendum2023 I’m so deeply saddened that this has been the result. To all our beautiful First Nations people…my heart goes out to you tonight I wish this had been different. Please know that there are millions of us who love and treasure and support you, that we hear your
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Australian of the Year? Easy. Every health care worker, every nurse, every doctor, every hospital cleaner, every hospital admin person, every frontline worker, every lab technician, every carer 🙏🏻❤️
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
I’ve woken in the middle of the night to this terrible terrible news I’m in complete shock. This is just too sad. Devastating Incredible to think that bright, cheeky spark has been snuffed out RIP Shane Warne My deepest condolences to his family, friends, loved ones and fans
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Happier times RIP Shane Warne 💔🏏
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
#fatshaming me & assertion that fat people have no place in discussion about public health not only insults me but also all the fat nurses, doctors, ambos etc who give so much. My Polish gran was fat & a nurse & she risked her life to hide Jews from the Nazis #fattiesunite 🙏🏻❤️
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
5 years
I believe I’ve coined a new term : to “Ardern Up” - meaning to show strength, decency, compassion and true leadership. Aus politicians, you really need to “Ardern Up” #Auspol #AusVotes2019
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Noice strong courageous. Special Sharon #Iso dance with healthcare workers on frontline & behind the scenes-full version on my insta ❤️Back up dancers inc @western_health (Footscray Hosp) #PrahranEastMedicalCentre @MetroNorthHHS (Royal Brisbane & Women’s Hospital) @AmbulanceVic
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Last night Australia showed that (despite the efforts of some) we are not a nation of Trump wannabes We like good governance, the rule of law and idealistic/compassionate pragmatism I haven’t felt this relieved/happy since marriage equality #insiders #auspol #AusVotes2022
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2 years
Soooo Surely the MAIN point here is not about a swing away from the major parties It is that there is clearly a shift away from the far right And toward decency and the environment #AusVotes22
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
When I grow up I wanna be Grace Tame @TamePunk #Grace #AustralianOfTheYear
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
6 years
So I said to Penny I said, “It’s been a long day.” She said to me she said, “It’s been a long decade.” @SenatorWong One more house to go @AMEquality
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Appreciate the gesture but actually I WROTE the script. And I stand by every word of it. And if your side was in govt & you asked me to do a science-based public health message I would not hesitate to help you. This is not about politics. Not for me. It’s about being of service
@newbury3186
James Newbury MP
4 years
DAN, NOT MAGDA. How angry are Victorians? They have turned on much loved ‘Sharon Strzelecki’. Magda read a script - with good intentions. @DanielAndrewsMP wrote the condescending script telling us we aren’t “obeying the rules”. I’m angry. Angry at Dan. #springst #auspol
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
I just wanna say a huge thank you tweeps for all the love you’ve sent my way last few days. Makes gettin trolled worth it! 😂❤️💕😘🙏
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Just got sent these gorgeous behind the scenes pics. Shane was so sweet. God we had fun. They are gonna post some other lovely BTS pics with Gina Jane Glenn and Peter on Instagram @kathandkim ❤️💔🙏 #shanewarne #legend #kathandkim #cricket #sharonstrzelecki #megafan
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
To those who say they “used to like me” in the good old days “when I was funny”… 1) you haven’t been paying attention - I always had a POV 2) I’d rather be loved for who I truly am than as your projection of a voiceless, opinionless woman-bot who exists only to entertain
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Just wanna say how amazingly well Victorians have dealt with the hardship of this 2nd wave. In some countries there would be civil unrest, a total breakdown of law & order, & blood in the streets. Despite justifiable anger at the quarantine botch we just got on with it..🙌👏👊💪
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
7 years
Last thing I want to say tonight...72% of Australian marriages are performed outside the church. This is not a religious issue 😘❤️🙏🏻🌈
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Just so you know @DanielAndrewsMP the overwhelming response to the ad has been massively positive !! The trolls are mainly qanon and flat out #Covid deniers #auspol #springst 🙏🏻 @VictorianCHO
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
I am devastated for the poor, frail elderly people who are suffering in aged care. My heart goes out to them & their families. It doesn’t matter how old you are - 90 years or 19 - you deserve care, kindness & dignity. #covid19australia
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Sharon Strzelecki has asked me to pass on a message. So here it is - “the sooner we obey the rules and get this Covid thing OVAH the sooner we can get back to the things that matter...like NETTY!!” #COVID19Victoria #COVID19Vic #springst
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Oh. My. Actual. God. Sharon fainted and is now beside herself!! She may need resuscitation!! 💕🥰💞💖 Thanks Bretty!! This is even better than a text message from @ShaneWarne 😂😂
@VictorianCHO
Chief Health Officer, Victoria
4 years
@MagdaSzubanski @FaineJon @DanielAndrewsMP Nice work Shaz. From Bretty (Bretty Bretty).
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Omg this is HILARIOUS!! Who did this?? 😂😂😂
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Tweethearts thank you so much for your support during this latest onslaught of abuse 🙏❤️ I think it’s important that we see the big picture These orchestrated pile ons are launched by the right AND the left and are mostly directed at women They pollute all meaningful debate
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Magda Szubanski AO
5 years
I just want to say a most heartfelt thankyou to this country, to this people for honoring me today It is deeply moving to be acknowledged in this way I hope that I can continue to be of service in any way I can. I feel both up myself & totally humbled You know what I mean 😉🙏🏻😘
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
How do we maintain social cohesion in times of #SocialDistancing ? We dance!! Send me vids of you dancing with me ploise 👏 🕺🏻💃💕🎶 “no bra, bad hair, so far, don’t care
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Victoria, we SMASHED IT!! IM SO PROUD I LOVE YOUSE ALL!! We have had our challenges but MATE....we NAILED IT!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💃💃💃💖💖💖🙌🙌🙌
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
I have 1 question left: WHEN are we gonna ditch the outdated, unedifying & blatantly propagandist spectacle of the “media campaign trail”? It’s like watching a bunch of screeching seagulls fight over a potato cake in the carpark But not nearly as informative #AusVotes22
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Not a good day. Feeling a bit wobbly. If you feel the same don’t be embarrassed. Reach out Beyond Blue 1300 22 4636 @beyondblueofficial or @lifelineaustralia 131114 or @headspace_aus or @saneaustralia Take care my loves ❤️😘🙏🏻💕🤗
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Magda Szubanski AO
1 year
Thanks for making me feel beautiful in this gorgeous kaftan #Camilla The design, the detail, the craftswomanship - all stunning And SOOO fricking comfortable!! Note- Hilarious and very apropos signage in the bg 😂😂
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Magda Szubanski AO
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Teresa is a much loved family friend. She was sent to Auschwitz when she was 10 yo. Her mother died there. Her sister and father were sent to Ravensbrück. Teresa is wise & kind, without a hint of bitterness. She & her friends continue to raise money for #asylumseekers ❤️🙏🏻❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
5 years
After we had this bit of fun Heath rang me the next day and said he wanted to be a recurring character on Kath and Kim as Sharon’s stalker. For obvious reasons that never happened. This is one of my happiest/saddest memories 🙏🏻❤️💔
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
And a huge thank you to all of you beautiful tweethearts who have supported me through this orchestrated bit of bullshit pile on! Let’s set the record straight Now go read about the real news 😆❤️💕🙏🙌
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Magda Szubanski AO
7 years
Thinking of you all tonight Sending love and strength to those who feel vulnerable. I feel confident Australia will do the right thing. But no matter the outcome,never forget...we are frickin fabulous!! I'm visualizing 73% YES!! Bless us all 🙏🏻😉❤️😘🏳️‍🌈💪🏻👏🏻🎉🎈💃🏻🕺
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Of ALL the things you could have spent #taxpayers money on during this “unprecedented” (which you were warned about) national crisis you spend it on an AD?!! This beggars belief. Too late to shut the gate now #ScottyfromMarketing ...the horse has bolted
@ScoMo30
Scott Morrison
4 years
We’re putting more Defence Force boots on the ground, more planes in the sky, more ships to sea, and more trucks to roll in to support the bushfire fighting effort and recovery as part of our co-ordinated response to these terrible #bushfires
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
Why you’d play Russian roulette with a mutating virus & not do a @jacindaardern & lockdown hard fast short & get it over with is beyond me. After what we went thru in Melbourne has no one learned? This creates far more business uncertainty than a quick lockdown #SydneyOutbreak
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
For those trolls who accuse me of being an attention-seeking, bandwagon-chasing, relevance-craving z-grade celebrity has-been...thank you!!! My evil plan is working!! And I couldn’t have done it without your help. Awwww! You guys!! 🥰 Bwahahahaha 😈
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Thanks for your unsolicited medical advice WinnieLotsOfNumbersBot I’ve been on many diets. Maybe you’re right. Maybe a diet is the long term solution (debatable) Sadly for you tho, there ain’t no cure for nasty
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
Happy happy happy new year darling tweethearts 🥳💕❤️🙌🌸😷😘🌼🌺
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
I’ve been humiliated, abused & discriminated against most of my life for being fat - I’ve never used violence as a response. And I f someone did in my so-called defense I would know that it had nothing to do with their concern for me and everything to do with their own issues.
@ms_michellelaw
Michelle Law 羅敏儀
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As someone with alopecia, frankly go off Will Smith.
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Magda Szubanski AO
5 years
That thing when you are sitting at the airport & there’s a bunch of black clad Greek Orthodox patriarchs sitting in the corner & then one comes over & gives you THE most beautiful smile tells you he’s a fan & then introduces you to the new Archbishop. I said,”I like your hat”🙏🏻❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
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Still sooooo surreal that this is a thing!! 😂😂😂
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
Tonight, I'll be eating..... Making this Uber Eats ad for Australia was so much fun! The netball outfit is a vibe. #noice #ad @ubereats_aus
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
I’m in #LockdownForLove for nurses, doctors, orderlies and all general medical staff. The least I can do is to lock myself up to help keep you safe 🤔🧐 Deepest gratitude for all you do 🙏🏻❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Congratulations ⁦ @TamePunk ⁩ !!! About bloody time! I’m so happy for you darlin And for all the people you will help Well done ⁦ @AlboMP ⁩ 🙌❤️👏😘 Grace Tame Foundation granted charity status by Albanese government
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Magda Szubanski AO
5 years
I’m with @jacindaardern His name will never pass my lips. I will erase him from history & give him no place in memory. I will make him nothing. But I will read and care about all those who died and suffered at his hands.
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Fyi John Farnham gifted the song Your the Voice to the Yes campaign He received ZERO MONEY or any other form of payment So this 👇 is a COMPLETE LIE
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Hey @MattsCravat and @ShaneJacobson Just out of curiosity...are you copping as much troll abuse as me for doing a health ad? And is it mainly directed at your weight? Ta. Love youse 😘❤️ Mags.
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Years ago I started finishing conversations by saying “Love you” (or ya) to people all the time. Family, friends, acquaintances. Even business associates if it feels appropriate & non-Weinstein-ish. The softening in my heart each time I say it is worth more than gold. Love you 💕
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Magda Szubanski AO
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
We’re baaaa-aaaack! Sunday November and Monday November 21, 7pm @Channel7 I’ve missed us! 😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
I feel deep comedic envy of the genii who came up w the moniker #scottyfrommarketing So simple. So belittling. So true. Aussie satire at its bloody best. Who are they? No Scott, not Labor. Not even #itsthegreensfault @BetootaAdvocate ⁩ I salute you!
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
It’s pretty clear from the response to my tweet that some people hate fat people because their own hearts are so full of hate that they need to dump all their toxic self-loathing onto someone who they think won’t fight back Well, not this little fat duck She got teeth
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Isn’t the issue that universities are no longer just centres of excellence, education and higher learning but rather have been forced to become businesses that cannot survive without foreign investment & students? #insiders
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Dear tweeps. Due to illness (not covid!) gonna take some time off. Nothing too serious, but challenging. That said, Will Connolly & I will be making an announcement very soon about the funds we raised for bushfire trauma. We are very excited! Take care Love youse 💕 😘🙏🏻 #spoonie
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Magda Szubanski AO
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FFS! In response to 62% approval in polls for ⁦ @DanielAndrewsMP ⁩ this headline by The Australian: “Voters not ready to slam Andrews for his errors just yet”. 🤣😩 “News Corp slammed for ‘unbalanced’ reporting on Victorian Premier” Ya think? #auspol
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
In these dark times it warms the heart to remember the simple innocence of childhood 💕😆 listen very carefully. Right to the end
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
I think we all know who the REAL Leader of the Free World is... and it ain’t @realDonaldTrump Yet again @jacindaardern showing the way and fighting to protect the future for our beautiful young people 🙏🙌
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
3 years
New Zealand just became one of the only countries in the world to declare Climate Change a global emergency. Here’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's incredibly passionate statement on why the world needs to act. Leadership...
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
Just wanna say you are doing some seriously great work at the moment @Lisa_Wilkinson 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Magda Szubanski AO
1 year
George Pell is dead. If you can’t say anything good about someone…
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Congratulations @KamalaHarris !!! You have worked so hard and with such grace and decency. In so many ways you have opened the door - many doors actually - to a new and better world 🌎 🙏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
So my hairdresser Nick has just told me there is a new verb in town...”to Scomo”: definition, to run/slink out of town when the pressure is on. Eg “this situation is gettin’ too heavy. Time for me to Scomo” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡 #toScomo #ScottyfromMarketing #ScottyFromMarketting
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Ya know, I don’t disagree with Pete Evans about everything. I’ve been going to health retreats & ashrams & eating alternative foods since before he was born. ❤️ that stuff. There really is just one MAJOR disagreement - and it’s the only one that matters...I believe Covid is real
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Magda Szubanski AO
9 months
How could John Farnham be even more of a legend than he already is? By doing this 👇- “gifting” his Voice to The Voice So proud to have even a small role in this historic moment Pls RT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ad as buying TV spots is very 💵🫰 Thank you for making our souls and
@ulurustatement
ulurustatement
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OUR NEW AD IS LIVE!   You’re the Voice that will make history.   On 14 October, we know we all can stand together with the power to be powerful.   #HistoryIsCalling , so #VoteYes . Are you in? John Farnham is.   #UluruStatement #StayTrue2Uluru #YoureTheVoice #VoteYes
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
Like everyone I am super angry at the recent law-breaking BUT please, please DO NOT let this slide into anti-Semitism. My heart goes out to the Jewish community and my many Jewish friends who are as furious about this as the rest of us. #engagementparty
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Merry Everything everyone!! Love youse all ❤️😘🎄🙏🏻💕
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Wondering just how many fat people Pete Evans has helped lose weight...AND KEEP IT OFF LONG TERM? I’m talking 5, 10 15 years. If he can prove that, then Pete, let’s chat. And let me be clear, I was raised on alternative eating. It can be helpful...but obesity is very complex
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Magda Szubanski AO
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Omg!! Does this mean I’m a teal independent now?! Maybe. No. I’m joking Am I tho? #tvweeklogies #9style
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
The “weak” members of the community are not what we think. It’s not the elderly, the frail, the chronically ill. What #coronavirus does is exploit the true weakest link in society - those who won’t or can’t think of the greater good #insiders #aupol
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Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
So I said to the lass from the Salvos I said pet, I said love, I said please please please. Be reasonable! It may only be $5 to you..but I could get 5 scratchies with that! Do you really think it’s fair that I be deprived of my shot at a new plasma just so some pensioner can eat?
@TroyPSimpson
Troy’s Voice
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This one wins the Internet. (I don’t know who to credit.)
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
1) seriously, my comment is “appalling” says Flint. “Appalling”?! 2) I never said a single word about Jenny 3) why is this headline news when...Christine Holgate is testifying?! Blatant attempt to use “sisterhood” to distract Now THAT’S appalling #auspol
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Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
One last thing... I will be taking my regular morning constitutional on the beach so paparazzi if you wanna find me, that’s where I’ll be. Plenty of opps to get more pics of me looking 😔😡😩 Or just generally living while being fat
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Just letting you know that Sharon has been busy working on something that she wants to share with you. Very soon. So keep an eye out 👁 😉
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Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
FYI when I did the Uber eats ad w Kim I spoke to her on the phone (weeks before this current disaster ) & the VERY FIRST THING she asked me was how we were going with the bushfires. She was concerned, informed & compassionate. Many ppl donate their money and time quietly. 🙏🏻
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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nothing gets me more heated than to see people think they know what we donated to and to think we have to publicize everything
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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So yeah I’m still here
@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
4 years
Ok here’s the thing. Troll me much as you like I am NEVAH gonna close my Twitter account. Bring it Covid Deniers - let’s see what you got. Let’s bring you right out into the sunshine. Let’s see your real names. And your real facts. Let’s see the whites of your eyes 👀
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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I genuinely thought this was a photoshopped Handmaid’s Tale meme. But no. It’s 21st century Aussie life.
@MFWitches
MFW
3 years
Good morning to everyone else to whom this feels creepy, chilling, terrifying, ominous, enraging, despairing and utterly, completely fucking depressing ...
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Sharon sooo excited hangin with her new best friend @serenawilliams Later Sharon Serena and Kim all had a slumber party at Sharon’s bed sit. A LOT of Tia Maria and footy franks were consumed....by Sharon. She was last seen at Alfred Hospital ED with an impacted bowel. Poor Sharon
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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10 years ago today I Came Out on live TV in support of #SameSexMarriage One of the best decisions of my life Happy Valentine’s Day!! 🌹🥀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥀🌹 #HappyValentinesDay @theprojecttv #GalentinesDay #Happy #LGBTQIA #Equality #comingout #PRIDE
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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‘Tim Wheatley, the son of Farnham’s late manager Glenn and a close friend of Farnham, said the singer’s team had “fiercely protected this song’s use for decades – I think for this very moment”.’
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Just wanted to say a big thank for the many beautiful messages of support. Greatly appreciated. 🙏🏻❤️😊
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
It’s interesting to me that you are banned from attacking just about every identity on Twitter except being fat Why are we not protected from vilification?
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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#GoMatildas A message from #Sharon to the #matildas #worldcup #womensworldcup #aussie 💛💚 ⚽️ (she’s a little bit stressed, bless her) @TheMatildas
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Noticed trolls have taken a different tack lately and are now mostly fat shaming me. Guess that’s all they got. Oh, if they only knew how little I care 🤷‍♀️ 😊
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Victoria...don’t go crazy and undo all our hard work #melbournelockdown #lockdown #COVID19Vic #COVID 🙏🙏🙏💪💪💪🙌🙌🙌
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Gigi Foster’s giddy-up-and-get covid-and-get-over-it attitude is a recipe for a failed state. There IS NO IMMUNITY. And once police, doctors, nurses and the ppl who turn on the electricity n water pumps etc start dropping there goes your economy AND law and order 🙄 #qanda #covid
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
2 years
Put on the footy franks 🫘& crack open the Tia Maria 🍾! Happy 20th anniversary! I can’t believe #KathAndKim is almost as popular today as it was 20 years ago! Thanks to all you Foxymorons for watching (& to my bestie Kristen Blöink for coining that immortal phrase!) 🥰💕🙏🙌
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Please please could @jacindaardern be our PM!!
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
3 years
My heart goes out to all nurses, doctors, paramedics, caterers, cleaning & administrative staff, orderlies and allied health who are bracing themselves for the onslaught. Bless you all and thank you 🙏 ❤️ #october #Hospitals #COVID19nsw #COVID19Vic
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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How can we be so cruel ?
@MehdiAli98
Mehdi Ali
2 years
I came to Australia asking for safety when I was just 15 years old. Now I am 24 and still in detention. If I'm not a refugee, why would I endure such a difficult time as a child if I have the option to go back to where I came from? Even then, I'm not safe in detention either.
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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To all the teachers out there...a message from Sharon #TeachersRock Take care!! ❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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All I want to say is the concept of “reasonable doubt” is the pedophile’s best friend. Sadly, it is the grey area they exploit.They circulate tips amongst one another on how to put doubt into people’s minds, how to hide in plain sight. My heart goes out to all victims today #Pell
@Milliganreports
Louise Milligan
4 years
Hug your children.
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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I keep bursting into tears about Sinead O’Connor. Don’t know why. Maybe because she was “one of us”… One of “us”, that is… If we were braver More clear sighted Had more genius and damage boiling in our blood The “us” we might be if we were not so afraid of power If we were
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
7 years
And now I'm going to bed at 8.30 like all good lesbians
@theprojecttv
The Project
7 years
"I'm a gay lady, I will be out partying!" @MagdaSzubanski 🎉🏳️‍🌈🎉 #MarriageEquality #TheProjectTV
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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A huge thank you to everyone who watched #NationalHealthCheck last night! It’s been a bit bloody confronting for me tbh! 😳 But I really hope you found something helpful and/or inspiring for you 🙏❤️ Magda’s Big National Health Check @ABCTV @ABCiview
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Let’s have Magda speak for herself - Magda has done lots of therapy and loves herself. Magda doesn’t care about being liked, just equal. Magda accepts freedom of speech and will use it in the public arena to challenge in a respectful way
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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I choose to forget Margaret Court.Just forget about her. Instead listen to this. REALLY listen as extraordinary Dr Miriam-Rose Ungunmerr-Bauman explains “dadirri” - aboriginal practice of deep listening. COZ when she spoke- you could hear a pin drop PLS RT
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@MagdaSzubanski
Magda Szubanski AO
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Oh no you don’t! I’m not “walking back” from anything! Simply stating facts.Nor will I be forced into an apology for...nothing I see what the “Christian Soldiers are doing here. They have drawn a “pink line” & I’m the Big Game Let the fat shaming begin!
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