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@MadMontana
MadMontana
4 years
When you get a shit present for Christmas & you have to pretend that you love it 😭😭
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@MadMontana
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2 years
I hate this club, vile
@DanishScout_
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2 years
Braithwaite has done nothing wrong, and yet this is the reception he gets...🤦‍♂️ #Barca
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@MadMontana
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3 years
Only Chelsea could sign a legend like Thiago Silva at the age of 36 & give him the biggest moment of his Career... I love my club 🏆
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Klopp on the final defeat… “as long as it’s in the rules you can do it” He’s now calling counter attacking football cheating 😭😭
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
3 years
I bet Thiago Silva wishes he came to Chelsea 5 years ago as well… it’s like meeting the love of your life when you’re 80 😭
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
6 years
Take Sergio Ramos, remove his 23 trophies and that’s Van Dijk
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Take Van Dijk, remove his ability to defend, and that's Sergio Ramos.
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11 months
Sad sad day today… lost a proper Chelsea boy, blue through & through, made in Cobham… you’re going to be badly missed… goodbye Ruben
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PSG signing Messi, Donnaruma, Hakami, Wijnaldum & turning down 200 million for Mbappe all to win the Champions league… all Chelsea did was employ the manager PSG sacked. I love this game 🤣
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@MadMontana
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2 years
Havertz elbow Mane elbow
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@kennen72
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10 months
What moment almost killed your love for the sport?
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2 years
The scenes when Frank Lampard says to Tuchel on the the touchline “One Champions League & you’re giving it the big un” 🤣🤣🤣
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
4 years
Imagine accidentally beating the best Barcelona team of a generation with 10 men & then accidentally beating Bayern their own backyard.... I fucking love Chelsea
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@MadMontana
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4 years
Shoutout to all the ‘proper Chelsea fans’ that backed Mason Mount 👊🏻
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@MadMontana
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2 years
Drop a picture of your 2 current favourite Chelsea players… here’s mine
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@MadMontana
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2 years
The irony of Chelsea keeping everyone employed during the pandemic whilst other clubs furloughed all their staff & paid players 300k a week… Chelsea now forced to lay off innocent staff & stop fans from going to games.. well played 👏
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
3 years
Wait until your kids ask about Pogba
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Nana 1
3 years
How do I explain to my Children that Chelsea sold Lukaku for €28M and bought him back for €115M?🤦
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The little boy & his dads reaction to getting Eden Hazard’s shirt... I could watch it a million times, I love this game 💙💙💙
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@MadMontana
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6 years
Not only is he crying at 13 points clear... his picking his nose & fucking eating it 😂😂😷😷😷
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4 years
Drogba says Hi
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@MadMontana
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2 years
Dream end to season Real Madrid - CL City - PL Chelsea - FA cup
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@MadMontana
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They took 100 days to sack a European Champion for the Brighton manager & then 18 months to ruin the whole fucking club & the mentality that was built over 20 years by Abramovich.. That’s fucking impressive stuff
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@MadMontana
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It means the world to him… time to stop all the bullshit… he’s one of us
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3 years
There’s a reason why Mason Mount starts for England over Grealish & Foden… he’s game is more complete
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
Apparently Lukaku passed Covid to Werner… but Timo missed it 😭
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MadMontana
2 years
Funny when Roman was providing free accommodation & food for the NHS staff the government had no problems with his relationship with Putin, they had no moral compass for 19 years of his ownership but now have decided he’s the 2nd baddest man on the planet after Putin
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But when Tuchel hated the way VAR was used when Cucurella had his hair ripped at a corner it was Tommy Tantrum
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@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
2 years
Ridiculous. I hate the way VAR is being used.
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2 years
Rudiger has killed the whole Leeds fanbase… I’m crying 😭😭
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
Chelsea could literally sign nobody, bring back Gallagher, Broja, Colwill & have a new spine for the 10 years
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MadMontana
2 years
Let’s be honest, Tomas Tuchel was a fucking incredible manager, won the Champions league in his first 6 months, got to 6 finals, 168 goals in 100 games, finished 3rd last season whilst sanctioned & the club’s future hanging in the balance, ideal manager to undertake a rebuild
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3 years
Rag dolled by Big Rom
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
11 months
He DOES NOT have legend status
@malone99i
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11 months
Unpopular Opinion: Mason Mount shouldn’t be booed at Stamford Bridge , he’s a Chelsea homegrown player and has a legend status and should be treated as such.
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10 months
Chelsea’s mess in the last 3 season - Champions league Super cup Club World Cup Arsenal best team in a decade Community shield
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
4 years
If Chelsea got as many penalties as Utd, Jorginho would be a 20 goal a season midfielder... let that sink in
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
Neville is the biggest hypocrite in football, slaughtering Boehly for doing exactly what he wants the Glazers to do
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
11 months
Chelsea wanted him so badly that they spent 100 million on Enzo & are trying to spend 100 million on Caicedo
@bhavss14
Bhavs
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Man City wanted him. Man United wanted him. Chelsea wanted him. Arsenal got him. ✅
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Bring me a bastard, who plays winning bastard football, I want to be the most hated club in the league… That’s Chelsea DNA
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MadMontana
4 years
This boy needs more respect, been at the club since he was 6 years old, played in 3 different league’s, instrumental in getting top 4 last season, heart of a lion & so much ability, he was the difference today, Chelsea through & through
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
1 year
It’s Hazard money
@LFCExpat
LFC Red
1 year
@FabrizioRomano €555m … yeah FFP really exists 👍
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Zola, Gullit, Vilalli, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Mark Hughes, Desalliy, Frank Le Beouf, Dan Petrescu, Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, Didier Deschamps, George Weah, Emanuel Petit, I could go on... maybe just admit you’ve only just started watching football 🤣🤣🤣
@JRel0aded
J🥶
3 years
@CFCtoni_ Did Chelsea have a PL legend or at least a well known world class player before 2005?
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@utdcynical
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Chelsea have spent £860m under Boehly
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Government locked us up for 2 years whilst they went partying, now they are trying to put the club we love out of business… we’ll sing what we want thanks
@MailSport
Mail Sport
2 years
Chelsea supporters are urged by the Government to NOT chant Roman Abramovich songs during Premier League clash with Newcastle | @Matt_Barlow_DM
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MadMontana
4 years
Chelsea players leave for Arsenal to stay in London... Arsenal players leave for Chelsea to win trophies
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Man City sponsored their own shirts, Stadium etc to get around FFP, Barcelona pulled 14 levers but little old Chelsea rattled the whole football world because of a few 7 year contracts 🤣
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4 years
Who’s better ? RT for VVD Like for Carvalho
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4 years
Mason Mount looked like he’d never even had a break.. he’s as fit as fuck, the agenda surrounding him just amazes me, again one of the best players for us today
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Got told he barely speaks English…. Speaks better English than 95% of Liverpool 😭😭
@ChelseaFC
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'I want to become a legend at this amazing club.' 💬 Our first chat with Moises Caicedo! 🙌
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4 years
Morning to all the ‘proper Chelsea fans’ that backed Mason Mount 👊🏻
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2 years
Mbappe has just followed Aubameyang, Sterling, Mount, Havertz & Thiago Silva on Instagram 👀
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@MadMontana
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11 months
Didn’t your best player write a letter begging to leave 😭😭😭😭
@owen_bhafc
Owen
11 months
Chelsea fans, don’t be angry or upset at Levi.. No one wants to return to a circus after spending time at a club like Brighton. 🤝💙 #BHAFC
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Brighton are like one of those really ugly fat birds, lose a bit of weight & think they’re a Victoria Secret model but forget their face looks like the back end of a donkey
@BrightonBubble
Brighton Bubble
1 year
Poor Levi Colwill being denied a move to his dream top 6 club, hopefully we can free him
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2 years
Thomas Tuchel is my favourite Chelsea manager ever, no games, no bullshit, just a man of honesty & integrity. I don’t even care if he never wins another trophy… he’s my No1
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Apparently one is the signing of the summer & the other is a fraud that only gets in the Chelsea side because he’s Frank Lampard’s son
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I was sadder losing Joao Felix tbh
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7 months
Not being bias but nothing comes close to what Chelsea have been dealing with the last 18 months
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
7 months
United and Newcastle injury crisis gets lots of attention but have you seen Brighton's!!! Amazing they can still be competitive with that many
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2 years
Nobody can convince me that Sarr is better than Chalobah
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10 months
Any pictures of Colwill admin 😃
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
10 months
#PLSummerSeries photo dump. 🧵📸
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I’ve never known a player to be loved universally by a fanbase as much & as quick as @tsilva3 , he’s won the Champions league, Super cup & our hearts.. already a legend in my eyes, hoping you can bring us a few more trophies & special moments 💙
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If you sent Kurt Zouma any sort of abuse you’re a disgrace
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Rival fans think Chelsea have signed United Lukaku…. I can’t fucking wait to release this version of Lukaku 🔥🔥
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We’re playing players that are negotiating to be sold when we have players who would die for a start not even given squad numbers, idk, it’s not good
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I remember his ACL getting dispossessed from his knee for a year 😭😭😭
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ESPN UK
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Virgil van Dijk has not been dispossessed in a Premier League match since January 2020 🤯
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3 years
aCcIdEnTaLlY wOn
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@milehkevin
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Chelsea fanbase has overtaken United as the worst fanbase, still wanking over that UCL they accidentally won last season,who does that
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2 years
Least we’re not playing the drab football Tuchel had us playing, like those drab games in the Champions league against Madrid… or that drab game in the final against City… that shit was unbearable
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MadMontana
3 years
I’ll be honest, I don’t why any Chelsea player is getting criticism directly after winning the Champions league & Super cup
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He’s here & he’s perfect @OfficialBHAFC
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2 years
Someone just said Liverpool have won 3 trophies in 15 years… nah, surely not 😭😭 I thought they way they’ve been giving it large they’ve would have at least been into double figures, fucking hell
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MadMontana
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Seeing how important Ziyech, Chilwell & Werner have been to our recent huge results in the FA cup & Champions league I think it’s time to acknowledge some new signings just need a bit of time. Maybe just think about it when writing them off so quickly.
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MadMontana
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I think Todd Boehly should put a bid in for Barcelona… save them from liquidation & make them Chelsea’s Spanish feeder club
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MadMontana
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Chelsea won the Champions league when Havertz was 12 years old 😭
@senortanvir
tanvir 🔻
4 years
@RealKevinPalmer Chelsea were irrelevant when he was a kid but okay.
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2 years
I want Neymar, fuck the injures, fuck the wages… it’s Neymar, get it done
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2 years
So fucking full of self importance, the fans, Klopp, leats face it, they won both cups on penalties with a sanctioned Chelsea being the better team in both… had a Europa route to the CL final & the media calling them the best team ever.. 1 title in 30 years btw
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MadMontana
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This is what I don’t get... Christensen’s red changes the game, Kepa’s mistake kills us, Jorginho’s penalty miss end any comeback buts it’s all Mounts fault
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
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Tammy Abraham Hatrick.. 7 goals.. top scorer He took the curse of the No 9 shirt He took being called a Championship player He even took racist abuse from so called fans And he buried the fucking lot of it My Striker... Chelsea No 9
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MadMontana
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Osimhen actually is similar to Jackson… put Jackson in Serie A & he’s getting minimum 20 goals a season
@jafcv2
The End
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Victor Osimhen vs Premier League Opposition - Not phased [ @victorosimhen9 ]
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People saying they wouldn’t celebrate if Rom scored the winner in the Champions league final this year… For the record I’d go absolutely fucking mental & get his bald head tattooed on my arse
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I fucking loved the bloke if I’m honest, he spoke from the heart, said it how it was, CL winner, so close to beating Liverpool in 2 finals last season, finished 3rd… Tuchel gets nothing but respect from me
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John Terry, best central defender in Premier League history & it’s not even debatable
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I’m a massive animal lover & hate what Zouma did however I think his punishment should be centred more around never being able to have pets again, I think maybe his club should fine him but I don’t think he should lose his career over it.
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MadMontana
3 years
MOTD Spent the whole analysis talking about how bad Norwich were… but spent the whole of last week speaking about how good Liverpool we’re against Watford.. so predictable
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
Getting Fofana 6 points ain’t going to get Leicester off the bottom of the table 😭😭
@LCFC_Owen
Owen 🦊 (on loan at Mansfield Town)
2 years
On his phone whilst driving sort it out @LeicsPoliceRPU
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MadMontana
3 years
As a Chelsea fan I don’t think I’ve ever just sat there & tried to discredit Gerrard, he was a fantastic player… what I don’t get is Liverpool fans obsession with pretending Lampard wasn’t that good, I mean more goals, more assists, more trophies, what else is there to debate
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So let me get this right, he played a LB at RW & a CB at LB… now he’s taken the right winger who plays left back off, the center back who is playing LB off & put a CB who can play RB at LB 😭😭😭
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The irony of Jamie Carragher plying into Zouma for kicking a cat after he literally spat in a little girls face
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MadMontana
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Had to delete the picture of my 14 year old daughter in her Chelsea kit because there’s too many nonces on this platform… how fucking sad
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Because he’s a proper manager & not a PE teacher
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
1 year
Dream start for Thomas Tuchel. Bayern 3-0 up against his former club Dortmund inside half-an-hour in Der Klassiker.🔥
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Drop your favourite moment or picture of 2022 here… I’ll start
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But United spend 200 million & people were saying Ole has overachieved 😭😭
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
4 years
💰 “If you’re spending that amount of money, they’ve got to win silverware.” 🏆 “Lampard knows they have to content for the Premier League.” @MickyGray33 says Chelsea have to challenge for the title next season 🔵 Agree? 🤔
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In a world where 18 million gets you a European cup 😃
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Chelsea Twitter out there sanctioning all the Jurnos 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Klopp been interviewed now trying to convince the interviewer that it’s harder to play with 11 men against 10, literally saying Liverpool had the disadvantage 🤣🤣 always the victims, I can’t believe what I’m hearing
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Kroos & Modric are what people pretend Jorginho & Kovacic are, just witness their array of long passing & end product, that’s two proper midfielders
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Willian is one of the biggest mysteries in life... how can you score a free kick with that much quality but still hit the first man from every corner 😂😂😂
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MadMontana
3 years
Anelkaaaaaa 🔥
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
We’ll never get another Roman Abramovich, an owner who sees Chelsea as a hobby & is willing to inject vast sums of money purely to win & get entertained.. it is what it is & we’ve had a great run..
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Stop crying, he was bang average & didn’t like us anyway 🤣
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MadMontana
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I just don’t get the Chelsea fans that are slagging off (our player) Jorginho, who’s just won the CL for us, to defend Declan Rice (a West Ham player) 🤣 I’ll be honest, it’s really odd
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MadMontana
3 years
Say it quietly… Christensen is a better DM than Declan Rice 👀
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2 years
Football Twitter kills me 😭
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MadMontana
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Fucking hell, these kids really don’t realise how good Frank Lampard was at Chelsea.. he was literally the 🐐
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@MadMontana
MadMontana
2 years
Ajax above Chelsea 😳
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
2 years
The favourites to win this year's Champions League title 👀
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