MacCocktail (Mastodon: @MacCocktail@zirk.us) @MacCocktail Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

3 years

Honored to be included. Everyone should follow these accounts —> Top 10 Spirits influencers on Twitter Q4 2020 —> @OnTheSauceAgain @TheWhiskyWire @MacCocktail @timberelk @Carolineoncrack @MrKeithMahon @robertjoseph @ideasimprove @whiskycast @kittenwithawhip via @DistillaSean

What’Sean

@DistillaSean

3 years

Top 10 Spirits influencers on Twitter in Q4 2020 (according to Global Data) including the excellent @OnTheSauceAgain , @MacCocktail and @TheWhiskyWire .

2

9

20

23

58

158

Last Seen Profiles

@urtia_annal

@jandakembangstw

@IguanaNoKarma

@stwmaniax

@CLeichus

@hijabjilbab1

@mcym163

@stw_pdg

@McKBulldogN

@stw_pdg

@AshjanAlmasoudi

@Zamo73663759

@4bub5C3F8yflERk

@ashanpan

@FeliciaRob45513

@BertyJA

@freakorexia

@zamanindagel

@pawffei

@d_dubs4

@APicuskin

@VWVGG

@abdvlahi

@y_chan_04

@HYSTA

@twoshellz

@BlackntheGarden

@mrasheed2

@llonasa

@PatriciaEguino

@MartinBarr10

@JelousFN

@GATATinHorn

@ZengilowskiEd

@ofelinei

@fleursvn

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Ancient ruins of a lost civilization...

92

5K

8K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Smells like...

57

2K

4K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

"Are you guys ready? Let's roll." ― Todd Beamer (died this day, September 11, 2001), United Flight 93 Passenger #NeverForget #911

57

889

3K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Is there irony here?

56

2K

3K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” ― Julia Child (died this day, August 13, 2004)

41

287

2K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

"Even if you're not doing anything wrong, you are being watched and recorded." ― Edward Snowden ( @Snowden ) (born this day, June 21, 1983)

77

1K

2K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

"I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much." ― Bob Newhart (born this day, September 5, 1929)

22

140

2K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.” ― Erica Jong ( @EricaJong ) (born this day, March 26, 1942)

29

227

2K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

"We're going to rush the hijackers." ― Jeremy Glick (died this day, September 11, 2001) #NeverForget #911

43

333

1K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

"There is nothing worse than doing nothing and saying nothing when your voice is needed." ― Soledad O'Brien ( @soledadobrien ) (born this day, September 19, 1966)

30

317

1K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Ms. King asked her students to use the word, "single," in a sentence...

28

1K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

The University of North Texas did not think this one through...

36

618

1K

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

On May 16, 1980, guard Magic Johnson filled in for injured center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, scoring 42 pts & leading the Lakers to the NBA title.

9

630

908

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Apparently, these cranberries are...

28

388

914

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

"It's a library, only the stupid or the evil are afraid of those." ― Iain Banks (died this day, June 9, 2013)

12

284

910

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

New photo of @United Airlines asking for volunteers to deplane...

17

550

844

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

"This is no time for making new enemies." ―Voltaire (died May 29, 1778) when asked on his deathbed to renounce Satan

5

629

865

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“If we save our wild places, we will ultimately save ourselves.” ― Steve Irwin (born this day, February 22, 1962)

9

279

859

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

3 years

“A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.” ― Oscar Wilde (born this day, October 16, 1854)

11

171

888

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Ah!

14

432

875

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Smart Ass Box of Wine...

17

423

869

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"I got this. We don’t need no boy for that. I got this." ― Gianna Maria-Onore "Gigi" Bryant a.k.a. Mambacita (died this day, January 26, 2020) reacting to people telling Kobe he needs to have a boy to carry on his legacy

1

255

825

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

The only Mexican Wall I support...

26

380

781

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"I'm truly sorry I voted for Trump. I only wanted disabled kids to lose their Medicaid. I didn't want people to know I'm racist." ―Rob Delaney ( @robdelaney ) (born this day, January 19, 1977)

6

55

769

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“My life is littered with copies of Moby Dick.” ― Peter O'Toole (born this day, August 2, 1932)

33

172

747

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

3 years

"If you laugh with somebody, then you know you share something." ―Trevor Noah ( @TrevorNoah ) (born February 20, 1984)

11

55

745

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

"I'm either my best friend or my worst enemy." ― Whitney Houston (died this day, February 11, 2012)

1

390

700

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

A Handy Map of All the Pubs in the U.K....

42

305

670

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

This can't be a good sign...

67

415

653

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." ― Sophia Loren (born this day, September 20, 1934)

21

173

620

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

1 year

"Family is not an important thing, it's everything." ― Michael J. Fox (born this day, June 9, 1961)

9

78

633

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

"Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes." ― Chris Farley (died this day, December 18, 1997)

3

106

545

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

3 years

"Comedy is tragedy plus time." ― Carol Burnett (born this day, April 26, 1933)

3

83

558

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

1 year

"Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don't have." ― Anthony Bourdain (died today, June 8, 2018)

6

115

562

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." ― Sophia Loren (born this day, September 20, 1934)

5

117

519

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin (died this day, June 22, 2008)

15

224

509

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

“As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.” ― Jack Kerouac (born this day, March 12, 1922)

13

146

468

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.” ― Barbara Bush R.I.P. (1925 - 2018)

5

113

463

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

“When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for me” ― Chuck Norris (born this day, March 10, 1940)

9

103

429

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

“Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.” ― Erica Jong ( @EricaJong ) (born this day, March 26, 1942)

19

89

452

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.” ― Ricky Gervais ( @rickygervais ) (born this day, June 25, 1961)

4

103

440

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

9 years

A Star Wars Civics Lesson...

22

449

431

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Southwest Airlines...

7

215

435

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

1 year

“Lust is easy, Love is hard, Like is the most important.” ― Carl Reiner (born this day, March 20, 1922)

6

103

447

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“Lust is easy, Love is hard, Like is the most important.” ― Carl Reiner (born this day, March 20, 1922)

4

111

406

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ― Ernest Hemingway (born this day, July 21, 1899)

7

108

400

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Now, that's a snowman...

8

221

376

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

This is why we don't want Warm Christmases!

42

360

384

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." ― Booker T. Washington (died this day, November 14, 1915)

8

86

396

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

Airline Pilot having some Halloween fun...

5

88

365

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Women Voting Republican by R. Crumb (born this day, August 30, 1943)

5

185

361

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

3 years

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." ― Michelangelo Buonarotti (born this day, March 6, 1475)

2

63

380

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

Hillary Clinton savages Bernie Sanders: ‘Nobody likes him’

132

69

328

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

Christmas Decorations on a budget...

5

192

355

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"You need to figure out a way to invest in the future of your family and friends. This sounds simple, and you may think it’s a no-brainer, but take some time to think on it further. I said INVEST. I did not say GIVE." ― Kobe Bryant R.I.P. (died this day, January 26, 2020)

2

110

351

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” ― Aldous Huxley (born this day, July 26, 1894)

6

131

332

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Hummingbird pool party...

6

191

321

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

"There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon." ― Anthony Bourdain RIP (1956 - 2018) (died today, June 8, 2018)

9

91

328

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." ― Dolly Parton ( @DollyParton ) (born this day, January 19, 1946)

6

54

319

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Guy gets caught on big screen with his side chick...

38

130

316

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

Operation Covid-19... #CoronaVirus

4

115

322

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

"The best sex takes place in the mind first" ― Jenna Jameson ( @JennaJameson ) (born this day, April 9, 1974)

29

16

264

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

“Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.” ― Harper Lee (died this day, February 19, 2016), To Kill a Mockingbird

6

77

310

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

"All great truths begin as blasphemies.” ― George Bernard Shaw (died this day, November 2, 1950)

2

211

308

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

“My most prized possession was my library card from the Oakland Public Library.” ―Bill Russell R.I.P. (1934-2022) (died this day, July 31, 2022)

2

88

303

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

I may not have the largest following on Twitter. But I do have the coolest followers. I always have appreciated the great support throughout the years! Thank you!

23

287

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

On this day, July 19, 1954, J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Fellowship of the Ring was published. It has sold over 150m copies.

4

189

293

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't." ― Steve Martin (born this day, August 14, 1945)

1

39

290

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

No matter how cold it is...

26

43

271

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

10 years

If you text 'I love you'... [via @ChelseaVPeretti ] http://t.co/8N4sjrYCtY

5

141

271

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” ― Clarence Darrow (born this day, April 18, 1857)

10

69

264

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

1 year

"Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love." ―Anthony Bourdain (born this day, June 25, 1956) #BourdainDay

5

40

274

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

5 years

If your pet was on a dating website...

417

66

253

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

R.I.P. Kobe and Gigi.

3

52

255

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

When your beer is happy to see you...

6

112

252

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

This cat's not totally grasping the situation...

12

105

245

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

NO DUCK FACE!

14

97

234

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

I don't always comb my hair... #Primary2020

5

53

235

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra (born this day, December 12, 1915)

3

68

250

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” ― Julia Child (died this day, August 13, 2004)

5

85

232

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

2 years

On this day, April 14, 1912, the RMS Titanic hit an iceberg.

7

80

239

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

Meanwhile in Oregon...

10

131

222

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." ― Albert Einstein (died this day, April 18, 1955)

1

94

234

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

"Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover." ― Jimmy Breslin RIP (1930 - 2017)

6

148

225

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

Top Monopoly Arguments... #Christmas

5

62

230

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

8 years

All geared toward one type of customer...

9

75

234

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Two Feet of Snow...

4

85

221

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

7 years

Tricky bastards...

20

108

222

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

6 years

"If you don't take risks, you don't drink champagne." ― Gary Kasparov ( @Kasparov63 ) (born this day, April 13, 1963)

9

63

225

MacCocktail (Mastodon: @[email protected])

@MacCocktail

4 years

"If you’re planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won’t be able to help you." ― Anthony Bourdain (died this day, June 8, 2018)