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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

5 years

I'll be damned if i carry a son for 9 months in my uterus for him to grow up & disrespect a woman like he didn't come out of one🙄😏

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

I even took some pics from state house. And I’m Still posting more.☺️💪🏾💪🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

On such a beautiful day.😊 My mum gave birth to a very humble girl like me.😌😍 Happy birthday to me.🎉❤

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Naye girls😏😏 She hears that ur man is coming to visit and she starts saying .. "Tell him to bring for us food"🙄 Sis🙄🙄 is he dating both of us or will u give him some pussy too🤔🤔🤔

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

Another year added. Happy birthday to me may this year come with double blessings.☺️🎉🙏🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

I’m a whole mother now.💜 But contractions almost finished hard girl.💀💀 Thank you Lord.🙏🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

So does your bum sit on your pants like this?🤔 Or you can explain😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

First of all does your president hold your shoulders? If not stay shut.💀

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

9 months

Another year added. Thank you Lord.🙏🏾😍

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Since its cold let me bless your TL small small.😝

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Just found a young girl selling maize seated on the roadside while doing her homework.😭😭😭 I had to buy maize of 5k from her. My heart bleeds but that’s the best I could do.😭😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Might delete Or never.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

When I look at this pic I picture my mum. This is how hurtful it is😭😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

Let me not die in my gallery.😭😭 The red is for United and Bobi Wine.🛑

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

If you are reading this, i pray you get that job,promotion,scholarship,healthy relationship, weight gain/loss,apartment,car, good news,big break through you have been praying for. In Jesus' Name Amen Amen🙏

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

Thank you.💜💜🥰

KERA

@Kera_legendary

2 years

Congratulations @Lynduhdorcus 🥂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

But why don’t northerners just take salvado to the grinding machine and extract kipoli out of him because he’s big for nothing.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

A man that replies to your texts immediately is heaven sent😍❤🤗

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Y’all need to always listen to your home boys. If they tell you that the girl you’re forcing yourself on doesn’t love you believe it. and more so if the girl herself tells you that she doesn’t love you accept. Stop forcing yourself on people yet they openly come out and tell you.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Who even has time to bad mouth you Geno Eric.💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️ From day one you have never been my type so let that sink deep.💀💀💀

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

i met a group of men who called me and i refused. So they said "kadugala genda"😭😭 Women are being harassed for real. Now days its a crime being dark skinned.🤔🤔 I'm still healing.😭😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

And you still have the energy of saying all Men are trash??? Whoever says so you’re the one trash.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Dear boys, Be a helping hand to your father instead of being an ATM machine for a fake girl.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

Today is a public holiday. It’s our president’s Birthday temulina kyemutugamba.😏😏 Happy birthday @HEBobiwine we really thank God for this day for he brought into our lives. I will celebrate you on a daily.💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

The worst pain is getting hurt by a person you explained your pain to.😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

TESO photo dump. Itesots on UOT. Let’s burn the streets.🔥🔥🔥🔥 “Emuria kolia”

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

So what did you hear about girls who ride bikes?🤗😎

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

A man with a dream needs a woman who believes.😊

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Stop judging boys that they are "fuck boys"🙄🙄 Not everyone is a fuck boy😏😏 Stop discouraging your friends💁 And respect people😏😏🙄🙄

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

The National Cake is reaching everyone 🔥🔥🔥

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

And can you also stop calling my man asking for money all the time??💀💀

Angel Dalia

@lykadalia

4 years

Girls be shouting he wasn’t my type, I didn’t love him, why did you even open your legs then🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️. Stop bad mouthing your exes🌝

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I see Mun G almost everyday entering in his gate but i also pretend like i don't know him yet we're neighbors.😂😂 I just don't have this village excitement.🤗🤗

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

I’m only thick when I turn around😹😹

𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖔𝖓𝖌'

@hvmsternotnice

4 years

Thick Girls, thread for y’all 😍😍 Bless us girls😍👌🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

They start missing you when they fail to replace you.💁😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Bodaboda guy told me to eat G.nuts mbu "Bigareta"😒😒🙄🙄 what is the meaning of this?🤔🤔

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Women want to be the woman behind a man's success but none of them wants to date a man who's struggling.💀

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I just want to get rich and tell my mum she can quit her job.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Isn’t my Bro a good photographer?😬

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

No man is trash ladies. He's just not meant for you.😫

Melanin Tee

@MelaninTee__

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa🙂🤔

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Whenever i pass around the bodaboda stage or a taxi stage in my skirts or dress.They start whispering "ako kati kawoma laba mugaba"😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

People who are single. How are you feeling? Ka weather keko oba😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

1 year

I guess this is where the accusations are now coming from. I guess Aunty was rejected.😭😭😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

People who are attracted to you because of your pretty face or nice body won't be by your side forever. But the people who can see how beautiful your heart is will never leave you.😍

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

What does it mean when your nipples start itching?? Asking for a friend😏

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

He parks outside the gate and waits for me to enter inside the gate just to make sure i'm safe.😭❤ Some bodaboda guys. May God bless you.🙏🙏

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

A dream came true.😩😩 Got the email and signed the contract today. A whole finance manager. 🙏🏾😩

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Okay now us who did not appear on the list of Sures What are we?😥😥😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

I traveled for 360kms with my broken leg just to go and vote for my president Bobi Wine in my village. And stayed there till the counting got done. The love I have for Bobi is unexplainable.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Lets not forget so fast please😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

And @iamcardib wins the Best Female Hip-Hop artist Awards at #BETAwards so tell me how Nicki is better💁💁😂😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

If you saw what happened today around Busega, trust me you wouldn’t be here praising this government. Some of you just see these incidents on social media but have no idea how it’s traumatizing. RIP Ssenteza Frank.🙏🏾

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

So on this day my mum brought a human being to life. Happy birthday to me and may this new age open doors.🙏🏾 Please note: mother of one☺️💜

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Any man can fuck you, feed you and buy you shit. But it takes a real man to help you become a better woman, to build with you and work with you in building a better life.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

6 years

Anything a man can give me materialistic. I can give myself. So my definition of spoiling is giving me your time. Give me experience..👌👌

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

I hope Nigerians don’t land on Hustle king’s music because they will finish us.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

No joy. Pesh is very right just argue her out ebya famous bileke you’re not famous too.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

In ataxi😰 Me: conductor woffuna parking🙄 Conductor: Stays quiet and the driver continued driving🙄🙄 Me: i shouted "parking"🗣🗣 Conductor: owaye nyabo oyagala bakuwe kazindalo.. Mstwwww conductors😒😒

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

People in Norway harvest their apples and hang on the fence so that the needy can pick. Ugandans should also copy this instead of donating and having cameras everywhere!

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Ka figure keko oba I continue drinking Bushera? #LifeSwitchedOn #NTVStingHotSteps

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I don't know whether its just me😕 But every morning when i wake up i need like 2hrs for myself so that i can start talking to people in the house.😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I told my jaj guy to reduce the volume of his radio.💁😒 Abadde andabisa😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

I’m taking note of everyone’s tweet here.💀 Pay day is coming.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

2 years

Not more than Ugandan police system.😫😫

AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye

@AKasingye

2 years

I am sorry. @ManUtd are overrated.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

There is a difference between being disorganized and being dirty.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

If your man is called Steven🙃 cartoon tall and kind of light skinned with some little beards and a bit skinny 🙃 His in my inbox telling me how he is single😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

He found me very woke.😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Okay let me ask, what has shiella added to that show today apart from dancing dancing on stage?

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Fresh kid has become the Head boy of Kampala parents.💁😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Some one tell Notherners that you don't need to play loud music on your phone to prove that you have songs😂😂 Mostly the askaris

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Good men are hard to find because they are busy working.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Stop forcing yourselves on people. Stop calling me sis. I’m not your sis!🧐

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Some men are not trash!

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

No one is coming to save you. This life is 100% your responsibility.💁

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I'm here thinking about my family that i already started in my minds. I have two kids😂😂 I don't know about you.😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

I'm here in the Library eating my sweets in peace.😏 And some man is taking my pics he thinks i can't tell that he is😏 I will bewitch someone's Father😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Some times i sit and think of the money i used to waste on buying liquor😑😑 and i just get on my knees and say. Thank you God for saving me🙏😭

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Y’all continue blaming BBC yet we all know the truth let’s not pretend. This is how Kira-Nsasa road looks like. UGANDA !!🤷🏽‍♀️

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

With 30 corona virus cases in Uganda and y’all still have gas of sleeping and snoring even!!🤷🏽‍♀️

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

3 years

Bitterness aside, @KOmukungu is tweeting some facts that most of us women don’t wanna hear. But anyway let’s move.😂😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

But @HEBobiwine if you need a translator for your campaigns when you’re heading to kaberamaido or Kalaki district I’m here free of charge because we are in this together.💪🏽💪🏽

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Imagine dating a guy who calls on radio to send greetings to people and dedicate songs.🤦🏽‍♀️

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Sis is tired, Sis wants to eat good food, sis is broke,😂 Sis needs a vacation , Sis has no passport😂😂 Sis is me😩😩😂😂😩😩

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Don't allow someone to treat you poorly just because you love them.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Even men who touch touch our bums in bars when we are passing are also capable of being rapists.🤨

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Some girl is here in the Library wearing a very shiny party dress😑 Muk girls please😏😤 mutuyambe😞😞

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

But honestly my situation is worrying😨😨 I can't stand a conversation with my girl friends when they start talking about soaps😑 i don't watch any soap😂😂😂 But when it comes to football i give the most comments with the boys.😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

She's dropping hit ku hit😂😂😂 Bad black🙌🙌

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Show me a better video this month ❤️

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

Me and my friends lining up to enter Paul Owor’s ambulance then come back and ask what unemployed people do in the morning?💀😹😹

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

She got a tattoo with her boyfriends name and now they have broken up. Now she's regretting. 😂😂 May this madness never come my way.😂😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have nothing to offer.💀💀

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

So this jaj guy is telling me that my eyes are red😂 That i look sick😂 Some bodaboda men also don't mind their business.😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

The amount of torture that Bobi wine is going through on a daily basis to fight for Ugandans and you will still find a grown ass human telling us how Museveni is securing our future.

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Yes its Throw back Thursday😂💁

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

If you are my man you need to hype shit out of me. Be like "damn look at you sexy fine ass mama" 😂 Please i need to have that false confidence too😂😂 Is that too much to ask?

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

First of all 5 yrs ago I was once a model! Secondly keep your opinions.😁🤷🏽‍♀️ Tbt.😌

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

4 years

He ate her plus her money too. That gender is so heartless.🤡🤕

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Unpopular opinion: @genoeric1 is the only known thing from Ndejje University😂😂

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Continue being a wife material without a ring on your finger instead of having fun with your friends😹 He will cheat on you till you get back to your senses😹😹 My party animals where can i start from?🤪💃🏼

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Lynduh🌸💐🌺🌼🌷

@Lynduhdorcus

5 years

Virgo Queens and Kings here we go.😍😌 Let's know ourselves drop your pic. Here I start.👇

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