Capt Olivia Benson @LungyMpisane Twitter profile

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

Menzele into efunwa uyena mama. Ask her what she wants eskhaftinini sakhe. Mebuya nakho ke umkhahlele

Zandile Dlamini

@ZNonjiji

5 months

This child doesn't eat at school what can I give her for appetite I tried diffent malt vitamins but doloo

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Yall I scored my first interview in a whole 12 months of unemployment 😩😩😩

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

You'll never see them beat their boy children like this

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

Ngingaya e mall nge g string 😩😩

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@Fitzamaswazi

4 years

The Glutes || The ABZ 🏋🏾‍♀️ #Fitspiration

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

I got umunt'wam a sentimental gift'nyana and he was so happy bakithi ❤️ He was ripping through the box and wrapper 😂😂 I was like whoa slow down uzoydabula he's like "Phela ngyaqala ukthola i gift angaz ivulwa kanjan" 🥺 When he opened it?? He was fighting back tears ❤️❤️

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Ukube ughel uthe "There's load shedding here and I'm so horny 😭😭" ngabe ama boundaries awa sethwanga 😂😂😂😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

7 months

My cousin ukhipha R1000 a month for 3 kids. Youngest is 14 months. His mother and grandmother see nothing wrong with it

Notumato✨

@Donna_Cruise

7 months

Families are also the biggest enablers for deadbeats.

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

"Amantombazane amanje awafani nomabethu" Omababo:

𝐴𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 ♈︎

@sweerie_

5 months

So cool. Umlazi in 1988

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Le soft parenting bandla mina ngayzama ngahluleka. Iyahlanya lengane

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

Ungalisukela wena ikhaladi???

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@Lerasko_

5 months

how come Nicki Minaj didn't bully Cardi B like this? uyamusaba?

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Lento yabafana of growing up thinking the family home is theirs is the reason why.. As soon as the matriarch passes on you see your male siblings' true colours.. Kodwa ke I blame parents for that. Yibo abakhulisa iyngane zabafana to be like this

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

"Kunini sithi sorry" Lapho nisho kumuntu oshonelwe 3 months ago. Hhay bandla nizphethe kabi kule app ngathi anikaze nishonelwe emakini

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2 months

Lemjolo yenu enesngisi esningi ihlezi iqhutshwa yi mental health phambili 😭😭😭

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Ey wena rubbish negama lamantombazane

ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula

@MbalulaFikile

3 years

This country was sold to the guptas ON a plate of curry we are WORKING hard everyday to reclaim it back. LONG LIVE! SOUTH AFRICA

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@LungyMpisane

6 months

Before ufake i PIN yaythini oe emshinini???

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@magrache_t

6 months

Ei benikuphi when I bought this chain for my mom thinking it’s R899 😭 My head stopped working when I saw the receipt

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@LungyMpisane

3 months

Ubaba womuzi njalo lo

Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

3 months

Dineo Moeketsi's husband Solo Ntsizwa debuts his new look.

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

The way I fought Covid. Yoh nayo ayikholwa. I kept telling myself my baby is not losing another parent engakabi ngisho no 3yrs. Yoh I'm typing this with tears in my eyes

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

Someone posted his squad on Facebook and my friend wabuza oyedwa ukuthi u single yini, his girlfriend replied no he's not..... Did the guy not send a friend request and DM my friend "ungamnaki loyo, hi" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mina personally amadoda ngyawasaba

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@LungyMpisane

8 months

JLo akagugi ngoba akabekezeli

jlo

@JLo

8 months

THIS IS ME…NOW

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

@GosiameMalepe @ZeeRight Kaz niphasa njayni eskoleni

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@LungyMpisane

4 months

Me tomorrow 😭😭😭

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Ngyaqala ukbona i pizza e nesobho

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@Tokyo_Trev

1 year

Yoh 😍

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

Nayi lengane edla inyama esngayidli thina 😡😡

Rochelle Meyer

@Rochelle__Meyer

5 months

On Wednesday's we wear pink 🩷

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

I don't know what I just read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LungyMpisane

8 months

Indoda ma eh, indoda iyawisana

2022 AFRICA

@2022AFRICA

9 months

Tyla is now the first South African female artist overall in over 5 years since babes wodumo to receive 50 Million streams Globally on a song on Spotify

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Sekbekezele bani nkosyam

ANM.

@_anm_xyz

1 year

Zulu women are never beating the allegations I’m afraid

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@LungyMpisane

8 months

@_HeRo112 She's discussing you with her friends and they're telling her to ghost you. Kuza u December manje Zola wdym 😂😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

10 months

Not our Miss SA drinking Mofaya all year 😭😭😭 angaSHON Jesu

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

I got the job I guess 💉💉💉💉

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

I have an interview ksasa and ngine stress because if I don't get this one ngizo screamer

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Yenze ngawo u December utete ngo September. By December izobe seykhule enough uy'Vryheide

Mlungu

@ndux_m

1 year

Guys which month should you make a baby if you don’t wanna be heavily pregnant in December?🥺

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

You guys are angry amantombazane ajola nama Nigerian ngoba elambile??? Nifuna bajole nani khona nizobhala ama paragraph when they ask ya'll for money??? 💀💀💀💀

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@LungyMpisane

6 days

Mshiye khona athathwe iNdiya 😩✋🏾

Miss Khelz❤️

@u_ratoe

6 days

Sikwi stage sama tantrums estolo 🥲🥲

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Your friend is going through a divorce because uyisfebe. Ayqonde inkulumo endodeni

Ntokozo Mtshali🤭

@MtshaliKhekhzin

1 year

A friend of mine is going through a divorce after a 5 months beshadile all because of izifebe. Don't get married at all guys if you ain't ready to let go of the game😒

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Ayvalwe le case kzoze kufe nathi webabo

Yusuf Abramjee

@Abramjee

2 years

A senior police officer who was due to have testified in the Senzo Meyiwa trial has passed away. He was a key state witness.

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@LungyMpisane

8 months

Umuntu adlale ngawe aktshele emehlweni ukuthi vele be ngdlala ngawe aqede ashade kube mnandi nje for yena??? Nah akamloye acule u Happy Birthday emngcwabeni yabantu

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

PPE tenders. Ja nooor ayadla amaqabane nge Covid

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

📍"esfubeni" Esho equmbe i instant porridge

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

@Ayandamaqhawe Ungangbuzi indunu

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@LungyMpisane

3 months

Mina ngsasho namanje : Even if they find them in deep sleep, they must shoot them

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@LungyMpisane

11 months

Amantombazane ayathanda nje ukzenza ncono nga something. Can't believe bazenza ncono ngom'menso

Nolwazi K🌸

@Nolwazii_K

11 months

I cannot believe we are defending our choice to wear pads. That’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen🤣

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@LungyMpisane

3 months

You scammed my friend u 8K and you've been so arrogant about the whole thing. You should be grateful I talked her out ekukfuneleni iNdiya Elizok'hlanyisa. Sisangalfuna phela ithi Pe 💀

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@LungyMpisane

3 months

Bekmele balandwe ngemoto yadoti

Dasen Thathiah

@DasenThathiah

3 months

@eNCA The mortuary vans have arrived to collect the bodies of the nine suspects killed in a shootout with police. The community has gathered to watch, with some expressing excitement at the police intervention. @eNCA

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Eyam uyshutha nini?

Skhu Rashid Nkomphela📸

@_skhu_

3 years

Catched the sunset differently this afternoon😃

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@LungyMpisane

6 months

Ngik'tshela ngesbindi sama ntombazane mina

God's masterpiece🤍

@prettyychana

6 months

😳😳😳😳 haibo lmao 😭😭😭

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

So nawe oe ufihla i PIN ya R50??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

If my friend brings me 6 pack ye Savanah instead of i braaipack ngilambile, that doesn't make them a bad friend. Imina ongashongo ukuthi angnakudla. Musani ukuzenza ama motivational speaker abhedayo

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@LungyMpisane

10 months

Ey kahle wena nobuso

Mpumelelo🧍🏾‍♂️🫰🏾

@justwellington

10 months

FINALLY SOMEONE BROKE THEIR SILENCE AND SAID THIS. THIS IS A DEALBREAKER FOR ME 😭

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

@ZembeDlamini It's you thinking a woman on a Forbes list would even look in your direction for me

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Airfryer, scatter cushions, continental pillows, diffusers, khona imama lapho

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@Maddy_sebs

1 year

Ladies, like i said, if he has a air fryer in his house, then you are a side.

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

The guy who bought me i Brutal Fruit last week called me emini saying he wants to see me... But he can't see me ngasekhaya he's not comfortable with that, rather he fetches me angbuyise ekseni, I'll be more comfortable kubo 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

@LeboLola 😭😭😭

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Inkinga yenu nishela ama girls ama Mimosa and expect them to dumb themselves down and order ama Brutal Fruit 😂😂😂 shelani kwi lane yenu and avoid all these emotional breakdowns online

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@Thapz__

2 years

Please don’t order Ice Tropez or Champagne when you’re not paying for it. It’s rude and unattractive.

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Nenkomo niygeja kanje

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Girl children are rarely recognized no matter how much they contribute to the household. Umfana athenge isinkwa everyone will know endlini. UMah uzomemezela

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

This co-parenting promo is the reason why......

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

This one just wants peanut butter and Nutella. Wamzama nge burger and fries kzodliwa ama fries kphela 😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

9 months

Men get so nervous when they see deadbeats being exposed 😂😂 "Social media is not the way. Deal with this privately, nywe nywe" Bayatatazela cos one day it could be them too 😂😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

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He's been smiling since since ke 😂❤️❤️

Capt Olivia Benson

@LungyMpisane

6 months

Kuhle said he wants a bike for his birthday and I said Yoh, he then asked "Yin Awnamali futhi??" 🤣🤣🤣 banghlekan abantu

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

AmaNdiya snapped when they made Samoosas. Mengase bayeke ubxoki nje

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

@Malcom_Damn @_angelndlela She's talking about a man that got arrested kthangi oe. Her life changing doesn't necessarily mean monetary. Ake nehlise kancane ngama think piece about women being financially dependent

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

"UNkulunkulu uzong'lwela" UNkulunkulu :

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Lol I fell asleep while breastfeed, my baby was 3 days old. "Someone" shook the bed and I woke up only to find my entire boob suffocating my baby. There was no one in the room, and I was sleeping on my late mom's bed. LOL I'll never forget this bandla

Aunty Bones

@GogoNtaba

1 year

Please can you guys share your paranormal experiences. I just need to know I’m not alone…

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Kodwa ke guys u Babes ulahlekelwe umuntu abemthanda nobaba we ngane yakhe. Let's ease up on the savagery. No Jesu uyazalwa ksasa ake nibe abantu

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@LungyMpisane

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Imagine having sex ungafuni udinwe cos Mam'Ndlovu said you must be angry only from the waist up, indoda mayfuna ucansi kmele iluthole. Stop your mothers plz

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

A boy child can be the most useless of all endlini, but kwashona uMah he starts shit cos uMah was saying nothing ngobu useless bakhe. Tholukuthi yini mantombazane ebenakha lendlu nithenga everything but mase kuhambe abazali seyan'gxosha umsun'wenja

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Ey mina ngildinga phakathi most of the time. Angimdlali nje lo

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@simikunleoni

1 year

non-sexual intimacies:

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@LungyMpisane

7 months

If his babymama says aphathe ubisi lwengane on payday : if the formula was R200 he'll deduct it from le thousand alikhiphayo. Mina self ngabe kade ngamdlisa ushevu. Sengkhulumela mina 😂😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

5 months

Yeyi 😭😭😭 Worry yam bazom' kidnapper bebona isbongo kanti weeeeeh u Mpisane owrongo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

maka buleh 🤰🏽

@sunny_hadebe

5 months

@LungyMpisane please remember to hide the school badge 😭🤣

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@LungyMpisane

6 months

THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO THE COUNTDOWN BA BUSY NAMA ADVERT OMAS'NGCWABISANE @ukhozi_fm fusegini ngempela ke manje 😂😂😂😂😂

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

#SeptemberPhotoDump 🤪

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@LungyMpisane

10 months

Kuba njalo mawthanda iyfebe

Landa LaseMbo

@BrightsonSA

10 months

Senzo's last moments must have been so painful... He layed there for hours listening to people conspiring on what to do to erase evidence and he couldn't do anything 😞 #SenzoMeyiwaTrial

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

@Zeeeehle So she's hitting her in the head with a brick to avoid her being slut shamed in the future??? Very nice. How many women have been called all that you mentioned without being hit with a brick???

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@LungyMpisane

7 months

Zvaliwe iykole akekho ozoya kom'ntshontsha

Mgolombane Sandile

@Mtika36101742

7 months

@LungyMpisane Please hide the name of his school for his safety

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

Amadoda ase Mzansi don't even think highly of themselves and their penises... Always blaming Nigerian men for stretching out vaginas... So awenu amapipi awenzi niks, niks?? Yoh lmfaoooooo I'd be angry too

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Omabenu were failing 2 DNA tests on Utatakho every week but yall ouchea telling us we'll never be like them?? Imagine 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ngo 1970 abantu bevika amabhunu bona bayafeba 😂😂😂😂 respect us

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@LungyMpisane

6 months

Iyodwa i ex nton nton la.

Luu🇵🇸🇨🇩💙

@zandisiiwezwane

6 months

My ex bestie slept with my boyfriend, they dropped me off at home before they went to go on and sleep together 🤟🏽

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@LungyMpisane

17 days

Saba ngisho ukfakaza abafana bayaphoxana 😭😭😭😭

Miss Khelz❤️

@u_ratoe

17 days

Nah being loved right slaps okay ? Yabo indoda ekthandayo? Life changing 🥹❤️

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

"Ngifuna kube uwena Zulu"

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Just mute her if her grief annoys you. Easy

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@LungyMpisane

4 years

Vele that's what you crave when you have a supportive babydaddy. If engekho you crave inhlabathi ne smell sa pende

vusace 🪐

@vusace_

4 years

If i’m pregant with YOUR child and I want McDonalds at midnight you will get up and get it for me.

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@LungyMpisane

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Naze nang thanda 🥺🥺 Thank you all for being worried about me 😍😍 We're here. #BoyMom 2.0 ❤️❤️

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Abafana have imaginary R4000's to give their girlfriends to test their characters but eyokondla ayikho. Make it make sense

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@LungyMpisane

2 years

I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂 When he hears me laugh he says "Awkahle mfethu musa ukuba namahloni" 😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaoooo I'm laughing at isbindi sakho oe

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

5 out of 8 people here don't speak isZulu but iZwide is determined day in day out to exclude them. I find that extremely rude #RHODurban

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Ningavumi uk'hurt'wa abafana guys kseza i 3rd wave

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@LungyMpisane

3 months

Anywaaaays... The President is a month old today ❤️❤️

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@LungyMpisane

3 years

Ey ngoba snamanga ma sisemathandweni

MTHOKOZISI™️

@Mthigo_

3 years

“I’ve seen your handsome face, now I can fall asleep” 🥰😌

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@LungyMpisane

1 year

Hhay ngeke lmfaoooo 😭😭😭 I'd cry everyday

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@LungyMpisane

7 months

Ey bandla mina loya mfana owakithi impela but uyang'nyanyisa nje and naye uyazi. Babymama hlez engbalisela but she's not willing to leave him so I just listen and say Yoh every 2 seconds. Because ndizawthini???

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@LungyMpisane

23 days

Ksasa ngyoqala i training webazalwane. 🤗

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@LungyMpisane