Luu Gambino @LuminaRy_Thuma Twitter profile

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

When she keeps trying to be friends with the popular girls on social media, but they keep ignoring her comments

Kri$

@iamkristieee

1 year

I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

I like South African Twitter, cos they interact with everyone on the TL, ya Botswana is a different story, if you're not rich or good looking or popular, just forget!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

Today is the first time in my life, buying a woman flowers💐 i don't know I feel about it, but I'm just super excited to see her reaction, cos she also has never been bought flowers before❤️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

If youre a Yarona Fm fan...here she is...this is Mma Moribos😅 im also shocked

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Heard someone playing trumpet 🎺 around 5am.. I was shit scared, thinking it's time 😭😭 I've never prayed that much in my life 😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Im that cousin who doesnt comment on family WhatsApp groups

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

I've never had a hotdog thats better than tsa ko UB!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

The way the whole country easily forgot about Samoxa scares me😂 amme 2024 ta bo le sa lebala?

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Public transport is so scary...the person sitting next to you might be coming back from testing positive and they're on their way back home for isolation...and you'd never know

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

Big head is happy ❤️ she loved it

Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

Today is the first time in my life, buying a woman flowers💐 i don't know I feel about it, but I'm just super excited to see her reaction, cos she also has never been bought flowers before❤️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Kana this girl dumped me for spitting on her face during sex...during our talking stage she said she's wild..so I thought......

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

So gatwe people are not supposed to upload pictures on this app?? La nyela

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Sometimes iPhone pictures can make you think that someone is out of your league waitse....until you see them in person...

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

5 months

And then you're like this ...the whole night 😭

Lala 💫

@lalakaris

5 months

📍 Why So

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Hotdog 🌭 tsa ko UB are somehow different from any other hotdogs around Gabs

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

"I haven't used combies in ages, i hate public transport " ~Gabs girls with no cars, who can't even afford a cab

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Girlfriends always wanna tag along, even if you got no plans and have nothing to do ,she always wanna be around....

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

10 months

My female friend are she lost interest in her crush, cos they were out chilling and drinking and a random man bought them a bucket of alcohol and brought it to their table, and her crush took a pic of the bucket and posted it on WhatsApp 😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Am i the only person who has never been interested in reading Two Wrongs In Maun??

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

How some people eat big bag of chips for more than 24hours, shocks me...cos nna after i open it, i cant stop thinking about it, i cant forget it..i cant live without it😭🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

What did Sasa Klass do to these men who are forever disrespecting her???

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Hot dog ya boroso over ya russian anyday

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Why are some people bothered by people who go out to eat and take pictures of their own food and post them? Thats my food, i do whatever i want.

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Just 2 weeks after I quit smoking, now the cigarette smell makes me wanna throw up..I hope it stays like this for good!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

This nigger gave me a lift from Jwaneng to Gabs and idk him 😂 but.the whole time he was talking about how girls are full of shit, how he got cheated on in a 13 year old relationship 😂 women are gonna kill us😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

"He used to be in my Dms" type of girls are just the same as "Ke mo jele ngwanyana yoo" type of men!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Kana this girl once invited me for a sleep over and left me in the house with her siblings and came back the following day ka 10am....blocked her when i left the house

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Today i decided to go to Tebelopele to test..i was shitting bricks😂💔 and when that lady showed me my results, i literally jumped and hugged her 😭😭 you'll never get used to that place 😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Garlic plays a big role in your food dawg🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

There's nothing thats shitty like a thirsty married man on the internet...like ha gona eng at home? Ah lona banna you're embarrassing your wives

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

11 months

Waitse dilo tsa gabs..ntse ke le mo combie e gana go brikha,gotwe we should move around til petrol e hela 😭😭😭 and this guy s tsenelela dirobot😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Im just here to remind y'all to learn forex guys...batho ba dira di salary tsa lona in a couple of hours 🤞🏽

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Once dated some hun..my car was in the garage for months and she would share posts like "sometimes a relationship needs a car to work" 😂😂💔 ah dawg

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

This girl once ditched me after making to link up, and an hour later i see her whatsapp statuses drinking ko rooftop...and after she realised i viewed her statuses, she sent a VN are "O ta ba strong baby boy" 😭😭😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

I've asked some guys gore gontse jang staying with their girlfriends...and most of them say it's terrible, they have reached a point where they got used to everything about them, that inorder for them to have sex properly,they have to think of other women 💔😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Holding your cum back during sex is one of the most underrated skills🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Before you put your relationship on the TL please make sure yall love each other equally first...so many one sided relationships on the TL...😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Once you receive, "i suck at replying", save yourself from heartaches and cut them off...theyre not interested in you

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

9 months

Kana I got blocked last night because I refused to send this girl money for pizza 😂😂😭 basadi ba peka kante??

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Once tried buying a prostitute,just to experiment how it is...when we got there, she got naked, abo a nkomanya are I should undress and put a condom on, ka mo diya 😭😭 ah ended up giving her money and let her go😂 cos wtf was that

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Drama ya Facebook today, is the reason why i find it hard to open up to anyone...people always switch up on you 🤞🤞 and they start spilling the beans

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Kante y'all really like Bogobe ja lerotse and koko ya setswana??? I really dont get it

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

My crush and her boyfriend are expecting a baby, I'm happy because everytime a baby is involved in a relationship,the relationship dies....fast!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Botswana is one country that has the most boring sex tapes thebanna😭💔

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

Her paying 50pula for your haircut and you paying 500+pula for her hairstyles

gqimm shelele💎

@MaDhlomo_

8 months

what is relationship math? 👀

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Guys choose friends wisely...what that girl did to Precious ke masepa...why would you take a video of your friend in that state, naked even...? Ao banna💔

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Kante these girls who have sex with Kwete Bw, are they okay in the head? 😂😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Y'all really enjoy plain yoghurt?

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

I never checked people who view my statuses but today for some reason i did😭💔💔 my Aunt dawg eish 💔😭😭 I forgot to block her from viewing my statuses 💔💔

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

I know it is extremely cold today..but my winter people, this over summer akere? 😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

That AKA video getting shot, you can just tell gore it was personal and planned, a close range shot to the head like that?? Ke gore they had to make sure 💔smh

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Growing up, you will realise that there is nothing like a best friend..youre your own bestfriend

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Girls are weird..kana they can just go book a hotel room just to go lay up there and do nothing 😂😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Relationship e ntenela gore o kgona receiver message wa "I can't do this anymore" anytime

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Girls who block you after you refuse to do them favors ba tshwana hela le guys who insult women after getting rejected!! Sies

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

There's absolutely no reason to tell people that we had sex before..

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Guy code: "Don't ask her out before her birthday, wait for her birthday to pass, then ask her out"

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Having a girlfriend, is that young girl who wanna be treated like a baby, but at the same time acts like a mother...and doesnt allow you to call her by her name!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Waitse kana being inlove as a kid hits different 😂 i used to go all the way to Serowe from Ftown to see my girl, and we would spend the whole day at bus rank doing nothing & id go back home later that day ke le happy gore😂😂🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Facebookers always had this mentality wa gore Twitter people ba claima...why kante? It is just an app.. it's not that deep

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Im officially Gone😂❤️ this girl is amazing man🤞❤️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Nna tota I want money more than anything...love can wait

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

My type of a twitter hun, is a girl who comes here and talks to herself everyday😂🤞Not one who tries to be part of every topic on the TL 🚩

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Disrespecting a woman cos she rejected you, is just a Big Loser energy...don't be that guy

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Damn Botswana used to be nice...y'all remember that 48hours event with over 100 Djs?? And the same weekend there was Spring Xplosion gonale Davido🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Nna kana i never have December plans, i just go with the flow..le ha gotwe "lets go Nigeria now" im going 🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Are you guys that desperate for Twitter followers? That you follow me, right after i follow you back, you unfollow me...having many followers makes you think youre cool?

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

8 months

Nna tota I don't like negative/rude comments on my tweets, because I'm never rude to anyone here...if you're disagreeing with what I'm saying, raise your point politely...re lwela eng gents??

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

The TL is funny, you can clearly see who is trying too hard to be friends with who, but the other person a se interested 😂💔

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

First time i Dm'd OOMF i called her my "future girlfriend", that was 2 years ago...and today she is my girlfriend 🙃🙂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Your phone is dry, even if you have 20 people messaging you, as long as the one you like isn't one of them!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Kante when you're in a talking stage and the girl tells you how bad her hair is, does it mean you should pay for it? Or...?

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

7 months

Normal People; "He is sober now, he quit drinking" Batswana: "Gatwe ke moruti these days"

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Nna tota i go for looks, personality and brains...re ta ditswela plan..

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Man i love my mother❤️ Happy Belated

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

O direla motho Stir fry, abo a tsenya Tamato sauce and mayonnaise 💔😞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

Babies have mad attachment issues, you visit them and the first few minutes they don't recognize you, then you spend the day with them, the minute you leave they cry for you😂 I don't want one but they're adorable ❤️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

She is saying she has a man who loves her but her hair is saying a different story... That's a first sign of weakness in the relationship..

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

If you have a girlfriend and you're somehow still interested in entertaining other girls, just dump her, she is not The One...your girl should make you lose interest in all these other girls🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Lol my female friend went all the way to Palapye from Gabs just to cheat..left her boyfriend in Gabs...tota if she wants to, she will😂🤞 and nothing will stop her

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

TL asleep?? I once used this bottle on someone, as a toy..and put it all inside her...

Uncle Duduza

@steff_tefo

4 years

Guys mathe gase lube.....buy proper stuff....normalize having this in your bedrooms

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

Logged in and the first thing I see is bad news💔💔💔💔what's happening guys💔😟 why is Rihanna pregnant again?????

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Y'all still fuck with Rice and Canned beef/fish ?? Cos wow 🔥 the combination stays winning

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

That BDF porn is embarrassing 😭😭😂 guys ..are "motho wame batho" 😭😭 is this what y'all's sugardaddies do? Ah😭😭

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

When are people gonna accept that we have different taste in music,tv shows, women...you can't say "ga o itse sepe" to me cos I don't like the same thing you like...marete a go ke one a sa itseng sepe

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Had a crush on this woman growing up 🤞 but i had no idea what she looked like, cos i was always listening to her show on Yarona Fm😭🤞

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Girls who get cheated on and dump the guy without giving him a second chance, are not ready for marriage...do you know what wives go through??

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

No matter how cold it gets....i still say Winter over Summer, anyday💯

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

There's really nothing for you in the streets...if you meet someone who's down for you, keep them

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

I dont remember the last time my relationships ended because i cheated or cos i did something bad... it's always because of alcohol and weekends!!🙆‍♂️

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 months

Mme kana you can still get likes, retweets and followers without bringing anyone down.. just saying

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

1 year

Being a girl must be nice, all you have to do is update a status ore "tang le ntseye" and they come take you, get you drunk, feed you, make sure you have fun and take you back home 😂 they don't even spend a cent!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

I've never seen any other Miss Botswana who had so much support like this one❤️🤞the whole country got her back

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Dawg batho ba South ha ba Kare o bua "dibaka" 😂😭💔 that word shoots straight to your heart 😂

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

So lare y'all prefer this Heat over Winter??? Be serious man!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

2 years

Hooked up my female friend with my other female friend today 😂 theyre already planning to fuck 😂..you see how easy life can be? And they're both straight

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

People who talk a lot about sex on the TL, will give you the most basic sex in Life!!!!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

Everyone has a fuck budy for life..who's been there for years but pause things when one of you get in a relationship and continue when yall are both single!!!

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

4 years

Getting dumped doesn't slap like it used to 😂🤞 kana back then when you got dumped, youd be stressed and lose apettite the whole week...ah these days an hour later, you already forgotten about her

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Luu Gambino

@LuminaRy_Thuma

3 years

If you're my not girlfriend, i wont kiss you when we have sex..

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