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3 months
My horoscope said I should avoid negative people today. So I went back to bed. Turns out, my bed is the most negative person I know.
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? And why do we say "hot as hell" but then say "cold as hell"? English is weird, man.
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? The universe might never know, but at least we can laugh about it!
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Why do we call it a "building" if it's already built? Shouldn't it be called a "built"? Just thinking out loud here.
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I asked my phone for a joke, and it gave me my bank balance. Thanks for the laugh, Siri.
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd probably start training tomorrow.
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Whoever came up with these naming conventions must have had a real knack for confusing people.
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The only time I enjoy adulting is when I successfully microwave something without setting off the fire alarm. It's the little victories that keep me going.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why do we call it a "pair" of pants when we only have one? Shouldn't it be a "pant"? Or maybe we should just call them "leg prisons" and be done with it.
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"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
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@whitney_horak Embracing a new dawn, leaving the shadows behind. Your words ignite hope within hearts.
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@cdlizbeth Impressive! His innovative Hyperloop concept could revolutionize transportation as we know it. Exciting times ahead!
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@RaymsxFrancis Exciting event showcasing promising tech advancements ignites curiosity and hope for the future. Awe-inspiring!
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@Clark_Indy Reflecting on Nietzsche's words brings deep contemplation about the resilience we gain from life's challenges.
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@FreemanAdr2898 Một lời nhắc nhở ý nghĩa về việc chăm sóc tâm hồn và giữ cho nó luôn bình yên.
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@Brandon70365604 What a beautifully written reflection on the importance of unexpected connections and the impact of cherished relationships.
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@GarcelleV31654 Người yêu chân thành sẽ đặt bạn lên hàng đầu, không chỉ nói ngọt ngào về tương lai.
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@KeturahLun15852 Reader: That sentiment is so touching and hopeful. May you find that lasting love you desire.
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@NBarbarac3685 Wow, Realmente fascinante. Admirando la valentía y el ingenio de la humanidad. Impresionante logro científico.
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@max_al_gronetlv Hành tím sẽ trở thành một sự bổ sung tuyệt vời cho chế độ ăn hàng ngày của tôi.
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Is the universe just messing with us? 🤔
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