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Joined August 2009
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This is what it’s like to be me
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Me: Weed isn’t bad for you Me trying to remember the thought I just had 1 second ago:
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Walking into a family function knowing that I’m ending the bloodline
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Holy freakin crap. It’s Deoxys!
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Me chewing on my shirt when I was little and I could taste the fabric softener
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Me giving my villagers medicine when they’re sick in Animal Crossing
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Grimes pregnancy cravings will consist of eating ants
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How do I get a gun in animal crossing
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This is how my fever dreams feel
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God please let me live here I’m begging
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Thief in Skyrim: You never should have come here. Me:
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My cat meowing
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My brain currently is feeling like
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All straight people report to the electric chair
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Give me one margarita imma give you a hug
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Apartments b like: 1 toilet. Thats it. $2000 a month
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I want Duolingo Owl in smash
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Gay twitter is taking a screenshot of your music then adding 3 reaction pics
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Me huffing gasoline
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Better editing than bohemian rhapsody
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I want to be him
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I’ve been saying this in my head all day
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I do this face constantly throughout the day for no reason
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Me pretending that my life is fine without Vine
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End of decade literally 100 days away
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Hennessy on my lips take a little sip
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Spongebob is Vine and I'm the fish
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
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Me at work when the customer says hi
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Making a twitter bot where I have a sensor in my pants and tweets “sitting 💅🏼✨” every time i sit down
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Drivers with a “baby on board” sticker on their car
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Holy shit i'm gonna be 60 and be like "I miss Vine 😢"
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straight girl: omg she’s gay... i have an amazing gaydar so🙈✨ the b*tch in question:
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Me
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I bought the wrong razor heads for my razor so i had to improvise
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Bye 2018
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Getting no attention
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Rate my setup
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If i was ever in his situation I would kiII myself
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There are billions of other people in the world to be productive members of society so why do i have to
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If you see me do anything it’s most likely for attention
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I feel like pure shite I just want her back xx
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DKSYKDYJA
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Happy coming out day
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I’ll help you get into heaven just venmo me first
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Me after playing Skyrim
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I’m bored I wanna fall down the stairs
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Any bad bitches wearing their back brace tonight!?! I know I am
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People who read are hoes.
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@Geolololol Lets stream Witness tonight ladies!
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Name one man who isn’t perverted. Quickly.
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HOW is cartoons by cupcakke THAT GOOD
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Ice Spice in the bottom corner
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The sound effects in ed edd n eddy were infused with crack
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The ants on Grimes granola before she ate them
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The mice in my walls are doing the macarena
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Ovulation
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Hoes be like: hi
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Listening to Stupid Hoe
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The powerpuff girls were literally in kindergarten fighting cunty satan
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Doesn’t make any sense to my that billionaires just don’t paypal random people $50 like it’s a pretty easy thing for you to do fuck you
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When I listen to music I hear it
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Cupcakke really gets us
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The microplastics in my bloodstream
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Me when I remember I don’t have health insurance and think about the possibility of me getting an illness that will bankrupt my family
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Fine I’ll sleep... just know I’m powerful enough without it but society forces me to
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Trying my hardest to feel bad for billionaires in submarines
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I'm pissed cuz nobody ever wanna date me
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“We need a healer” Me:
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This is how Widowmaker walks
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Yes I will be unloading on my therapist today
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Ok but literally something shifted today
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Taking out a loan to buy snacks
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