I am not mad that you share my indomie with me, just pick one and finish it...
Pls when you eat poison, can you die where everyone can see you...why will you make both your life and death difficult for me?😩
@Nkub_ella
@NaijaViralz
@__Lhee
I'm not sorry but your take on the matter is more stupid than the hoe up there.
Criminals don't tell cops when to arrest them..
"why are you arresting me today because I killed your son 4yrs ago... Don't you know today is my birthday?"
😅😅Didirin
4. Temperature
If the room is freezing cold like abroad airport especially when you can’t see where the cold is coming from....they are about to use you to pay the restaurant tax.
It’s a trick to cool you down
The Colder the Colder.....
2. Menu
Menu is different from brochure. If the menu is laminated you can even curse the manager but if you see menu wey look like office journal hardcover with no pricing you are “Died”
You what? You RAAAN
@GET_FRESH_Food
@CheeseCakePCK
4 year old kid in the shop
Kid-“ how’s biz “ ?
Me-“ very good “
Kid -“ that’s good , you’ve a fine shop here “
Me “ er..thanks “
Kids -“ it be a shame if something were to happen to this fine shop...don’t you think so Sonny?”
3. Music
Please if the restaurant is playing Frank Sinatra or Jazz or even Violin you made mistake.
If it’s African hits...still be careful .
⚠️ if you hear Sade Adu or Fela in the background.
Just wash plate
5. Lighting
I don’t need to explain too much. You see Chandelier hanging over you with gold light...you don enter museum.
You still dey follow waiter talk..ok
When he was reported to the School authorities but they suspended the person he beat up.
"The schools hQ is on his land....not his father's own ..his land".
8. Mode of Payment
When the payment option is too much ..I’m not talking of Cash or Atm darling.
“Sir we also take bitcoin”kind of payment..
Dorime ! If you no wash I wan know why
6. Customers
Check well o. Look at what the men are wearing to gauge..not the ladies..the men!!
You see man wearing shoe you still dey sit well ok..
No offense but if you see Mumbai people or Chinese be calm.
If it’s Lebanese or actual Americans /whites you are finished
@shabloinkz
@Raikage419
This man is a visionary..he has written over 4billion books...he has seen all the Prophets...this man died and resurrected.....he has spread the gospel even in hell....he tutored Moses...a spiritual father to
Elijah...
Pls give it up for bishop Pope lord Adam Abednego
7. Car Park
Bro a Ferrari or Gwagon are littered and security (that is dressing like paramilitary ) is checking your booth before they scan your Iris before you enter.
If the car park is a building..reverse Go to Mama Cass
Parking fee is the beginning of your woesss
Or the one where the owner of the restaurant dey form greeting and selfie with client..
“Valentine is a day of love...Hope our experience is up to par guys...let’s make a memory together “
Manager:
9. Location.
When Google map is excited to even suggest the location...you don mess up.
You are narrowing down search to Lekki,Ikoyi...or serious ikeja you like pain.
You go to Ikeja ..Jokes on you!!!
Ajah/Sangotedo is not island ... so you are safe。
ALWAYS CHECK THE TOILET
Music and AC follow you enter toilet and the flush na button.
Soap to wash hand na Lynx gel .
Run. Leave the person that is waiting for you.
Miscellaneous
If you are in this category it’s already late.
Food portion
When the serving is like sample of the food, when they serve you oyster or caviar.
Different size of spoon (when spoon is heavy asf)
ALWAYS CHECK THE CEILING PLEASE
If the ceiling reminds you of the Vatican or there’s one painting hanging around.
If they even get statue and Nice background
@shiooth
@xclaudius
@nellarose
If I were the judge " you are sentenced to a total of....... *laughs* nigga do you have a cousin that can share this time with you?"
Excellent Customer Care
They send you email appreciating you ...how dem get my email I no know.
“We the Le Varous say a big thank you for your excellent patronage.
We pride ourselves in giving customers the best experience “
@iam_kingsize
In my twisted world of justice.
Those men forfeited the right to live when they became robbers. Executing them cold doesn't move one hair on my body.
Life is hard, anything you see you collect.
Question
1. What is N36million cash doing in Jamb office
2. When did money become part of the menu in a snake's diet
3. What and why is a snake here in the first place?
4. Why is this news page verified?
5. Why is Nigeria useless like this?
6. Who did we offend?
😐
@princesskelly65
@effodu
😂 wait so you take flight to Canada
Go to a strangers home
My dear you will be a witness and prosecutor and evidence in your own case .
What’s funny is you think you have sense 😢,
@DONJAZZY
I choose Chiwetalu...that one is wicked ..he doesn't do it for money so junior will suffer but not die.
Umez will kill the boy because he is impotent...use him for jazz
But you see Kanayo...He will invest the boy in spiritual bit coin.
@MbejeMsizie
@Eminem
While you were drawing Eminem it's asif you got carried away and started drawing fabrigas then you got distracted and started drawing Suarez.
@_Dr_Feel_Good_
@tttaaavvviii
You are extremely Daft.
1. Someone is clearly reaching out for a damn gun and the cop is playing Nanny to comfort him.
2. A guy is in a car and dude is fiddling a firearm?
"cops kill people using the (, he was reaching)"
You go dey answer question dem no ask you...
“Swiss kebab will go well with it Sir”
*scribbles order wey e papa go sort
“Scratch that... I don’t really like Swiss kebab I am lactose intolerant “