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On a mission to bring laughter and interesting tidbits to my followers every day. Screw Trump and the spineless GOP! 🚫MAGA morons 🌊🌊 #RESIST πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #BLM πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Damn!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Just putting the final touches on TFG’s prison cell. How do you like it so far?
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I witnessed this sanitation employee return a trash can to the side door of an elderly ladys home this morning. After speaking with her I learned that her mobility is limited and this man does this for her every week. Credit: Teresa Headley
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Someone made this for DeSantis today in Iowa… look closely at the snowflake. Not all heroes wear capes. 🀣🀣
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THIS is how we Make America Great Again!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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All that just to go to the kitchen seems a bit excessive.
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Nixon cheated. George W. cheated. Trump will be indicted for cheating. Now it turns out, Reagan cheated, too. Both parties are not the same.
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I’ll just leave this here.
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That's one hell of an obituary! πŸ˜‚
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Where does the insanity end?
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And then we wonder why we have multiple mass shootings daily…
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Guess someone who thought he knew more than scientists found out the hard way that he didn’t! πŸ™„
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Okay. If we’re going to go by this, then YES, I’m normal!
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Nuthin' says "pro-life" like gleefully wanting to kill someone. Ain't no hate like Christian love.
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The courage of this boy is admirable! πŸ’™
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Yes!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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β€²β€²I am a 12 year old I made this artwork with dirt, please make my work viral on social media so that my dream can one day come true." His name is Kwadwo Akosah, and he is truly brilliant! πŸ™πŸΏπŸ‘ŒπŸ₯°
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Really?? That’s hard to believe! 🀣🀣🀣
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Even Opie knows a dickhead when he sees one!
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Don’t these people have jobs? πŸ™„
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What’s with his makeup lately? If his face gets any browner, he’s going to have to deport himself! 🀣🀣
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Nice! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Grooming.
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Wonder if they’re any good?
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Socialism is a terrible thing…until you need it, right? πŸ™„
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Sure, laugh…but has anyone ever seen these two in the same room??
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The only surprising part about learning a congressman was caught in drag is finding out it wasn’t Lindsey Graham. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Marjorie Taylor Greene called Stormy Daniels old and disgusting. Let that sink in.
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Who did this? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Liz Cheney is ready for today!
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Here are a few co-conspirators of Donald Trump.
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An 85 year old lady is feeding a squirrel in New York's Washington Square Park with a puppet she created. 🐿️
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What you and I see when we see a photo of a Trump rally…
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Nailed it! πŸ”¨
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OUCH!! I felt that way over here!!
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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What 60-70 mph wind gusts in Nebraska looks like. Sideways Icicles!
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Pathetic, isn’t it?
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ What?!
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There’s a few more indictments waiting for you, Sparky!
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It is becoming increasingly difficult to avoid using these but if you have the option, go to the cashier.
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Both Arizona and Florida no longer require Bachelor’s degrees to teach in public schools. Shame!
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Guess who just requested $30,000,000 from the Biden administration from the infrastructure bill she voted against! Hypocrisy at its finest!
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I challenge anyone to find a better example of a human being than Jimmy Carter.
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On this Super Bowl Sunday, remember when Robin Williams dressed up as a Denver Broncos cheerleader? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Imagine being triggered by a can of beer because it suggests you love and accept everyone. 🀭
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Groucho Marx suffered from severe insomnia. When he couldn’t sleep, Groucho would call his neighbor, Alice Cooper, and ask him to come over and join him. Alice would bring a six-pack of beer and Groucho and he would drink beer and watch old movies on TV until Groucho nodded off.
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THIS is how we Make America Great Again!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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🀣🀣🀣 YESSS!!! πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Since MTG the psycho witch thinks posting personal and private pics is fine and dandy, I guess her god and leader is also fair game...and his child to boot. This was approved by Trump when he was pushing Ivanka to go into modeling.
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Before you get a Belgian Malinois, look long and hard at this picture. This was her first day home from a local shelter… πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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YES!!! πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas has pulled their wax figure of Donald Trump because people keep punching it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Shoutout to whoever arranged these beach chairs across from Mar-A-lago. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@USARMYDISABLED It matches his little pecker. 😏
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Do you have thin skin? - Ask your doctor if β€œBig Boy Underpants β€œ are for you!
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In Argentina, there's a restaurant called Restobar Dickens, with a sign saying: "We ask all our customers with all our hearts not to be upset by the number of stray dogs that may be in the restaurant. We are a pet friendly place and we give water, food and lots of love…”
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Antiwar demonstrations are breaking out all over Russia. This from Putin's hometown of St Petersburg. Brave doesn't come close to describing their efforts. πŸ’™πŸ’›
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Princess Diana, on the day she violated royal rules for her son William, participating in the Mother's Day race at her son's school, she won for him. ❀️
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Grandma finally outsmarted the DMV.
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I’m only posting this to piss off any Republicans who may see it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Barney Fife in drag in 1962; and he didn’t hurt anyone’s child. He was just a barrel of laughter. You’ve been laughing at some of your favorite television personalities dressing up in drag for years and no one was harmed by it so quit pretending they are being harmed now!
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Looks good to me. Print it!
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A woman on the Moscow subway. Sometimes Resistance can just be what you wear out in public. πŸ’™πŸ’›
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6 Billion?! The current population of the United States is 336 million people. She’s trying to tell us that 75% of the world’s population crossed the border since Biden took office? How does she fit all that stupid in that tiny head?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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My daughter is taking part in a social experiment. She has to wear a Trump 2024 T-Shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react. So far she's been spit on, punched, and had a bottle thrown at her. I'm curious to see what happens when she goes outside.
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Right you are, Danno!
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See! Now wasn’t that easy?
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Let’s see… We are now on the 10th day of the 118th Congress, and we have no evidence of the Republicans reading aloud the Constitution into the Congressional Record.
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡Truth!!πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
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I like this one!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜›
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