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11 months

@naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 Growing in a two parent household can honestly give you the best perspective of what most black men expect. My mom was playing superhero everyday. Feeds us before school, packs daddy’s lunch, irons daddy’s shirt, help with homework after work, cook etc. No thanks.

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@ClintOnTheBrink You are one hell of a man. She’s blessed to have you.

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7 months

@DonCorleANN “My daddy cheated on my mom and had 4 kids on her but she still stayed because she’s a strong black woman. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore”

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7 months

@olaakande6 @NoEmmeG Jay Z has admitted to cheating multiple times on Beyoncé. Even caused her to have miscarriages. So how would it have been different with Usher?

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11 months

@odedanilo And she never had to change her personality or pretend to be miss perfect. Love it for her.

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7 months

@VongaiSarah Those heels are perfect for beach sand! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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7 months

@BryanOaitse @motsepe_rems 💯💯 And this one is scientifically proven

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7 months

@_Gwazela Men date more for the physical than the intellect. Of course, on social media, the agenda of men dating for intellect & financial stability is pushed a lot. In reality, men dgaf. As long as they find the girl hot. She could be a high school drop out, as long as she’s a 10. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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11 months

@basetsanaMotau_ @naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 It’s crazy!! I can’t believe our generation fell for that trap. A lot of these men want someone to split bills with, but not someone to split chores with. On top of that, they demand heirs that you will raise alone whilst married. Yho!!

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11 months

@DlaminiNamelani The problem is, the bully changes & becomes this “better” person but the victim is scarred for life. It affects their personality & self esteem forever. And the victim can never get back those high school years that were destroyed. It’s easy to repent if you were the culprit.

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7 months

@FentyCop He’s so cringe

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7 months

@QueenSkolopad @ChrisExcel102 @AdvoBarryRoux Looks like two teenagers fighting. Nothing to write home about

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1 year

@CriticiserSteve @AdvoBarryRoux So do you say the same thing to men who want to commit suicide because they’ve been forced to be strong & everyone relies on them?? I’d like to know how she’s different to those men.

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11 months

@MtsheposSA I remember an episode on uTatakho with the Ngubane’s 🤣🤣. They claimed the child will die if their finger is chopped off & they’re not really a Ngubane. Did the DNA results not show that the sister was not a Ngubane, yet she’s been alive for over 40 years without a finger??

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11 months

@SizweDhlomo Lapho our firefighters are in Canada 😫

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7 months

@megsreality13 I think that’s why he keeps talking about Johnnie. He actually regrets not choosing her because in-spite of her knowing about his credit, she still wanted him. Stacy on the hand…lol.

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7 months

@Realitty_Check I saw that and was so proud of him. A young one with a clear head on his shoulder. He had Uche shocked & confused because Uche thought he’d convinced him Lydia was crazy.

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7 months

@DarkEastGoddess @AjeboDanny This is so accurate

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3 years

@JeanyMotlokoa You’ll be fine. I’m 32. Got married at 29. Have one child. Divorced now and restarting. No shame. We soldier on. ✊🏾

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1 year

@_bulo_m @maryjaneexplore Here’s the plug of their cake factory. much cheaper

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7 months

@SavageMaveriick @Glenmore6 1.Not having an excuse to leave work early. Like, “I need to pick up my son from school he’s sick”. 2. Not having maternity/paternity leave. 3. Having no excuse to miss people’s event, “ I can’t come to your party this Saturday, I have no one to babysit for me”. 4. People…

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@lmTheReasonWhy A man loving you properly?? I don’t know about that in their case. Cheating and causing miscarriages isn’t on my list of being loved properly 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@NalaThokozane In my understanding, people who don’t want their own kids, do not hate kids. They just don’t want the personal burden. They enjoy being around others kids because they know those kids are not permanently with them or their responsibility.

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7 months

@lumkokazi Bruh…Not even Oprah would’ve gotten that out of me. Some shit you just die with…

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11 months

@Im_Pacho @MyezaZiyanda_ Bamnyisile

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7 months

@Daisythando18 🤣🤣🤣 He fooled us. But he won’t fool teachers.

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7 months

@Taeyonce95 @olaakande6 @NoEmmeG You don’t listen to Jay Z’s music do you?? Go listen to 4:44 then come back here

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@stfubongi Like…no special features. Nothing! Just a typical skinny South African guy you would meet anywhere

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7 months

@style_smile33 None of them should get married honestly

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7 months

@tastefullysaucy And the socks got holes in them

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2 years

@lilduval This guy.

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6 months

@stats_feed I wonder how South African rankings would look like if all Nigerians, Zimbabweans and Mozambicans went home.

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11 months

@Naphty5 @naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 At least at a single mom, you won’t have another grown man to take care of.

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7 years

You are born in the darkness of the womb. You will die in the darkness of the tomb. Realist words I've ever heard 💯💯 #SfisoNcwaneFuneral

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@ZacMoselane 🤣🤣🤣Can his classmates speak up so we can identify the primary school. The guy is naturally smart though. If he pulled all of this with no matric certificate. He’s brave af!

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@shonaneomuhle @nosiey_ Let me correct it for you real quick. “White people do a better job than me. Even with all my qualifications, I fail to perform the bare minimum at my job.”

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@AdvoBarryRoux They console each other with lies like, “A married women’s prayer is very powerful” 🤣🤣🤣 And whenever their husbands cheat, they blame the devil, not the husband. Delulu these ones I tell you

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@Matebele_Warr1 @SizweLo You do know that S.Africans also burn fellow S.Africans if they committed serious crimes?? It’s not new and it is most certainly not exclusive to SA. Many countries do far worse things to criminals.

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@TheeOnly_Shadi You seem very bitter for someone who’s supposedly spending time with people you put all your effort in. Or did they choose to be alone instead of spending it with you??

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@HulisaniRavele So Limpopo government wouldn’t bury Papa Penny or Makhadzi or Master KG if anything happened to them?? Lol. Artists contribute a lot towards a province’s tourism. Durban became popular because of Gqom amongst other things

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@MngoAaron @SihleStan231 @Makhambakuse Lol. You guys do zero research on the topic, then you come here & claim people are lying. There’s literally a whole research released that states unmarried women with no children are the happiest demographic. Yet u guys feel your opinions are superior to research.

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@beyswede She’s always been pretty

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@AmanziAbanzi The Bee hive got angry when I pointed out that Jay Z is a groomer as well. They don’t wanna hear the truth of how dirty the 90’s were to young female artists.

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@therealxolo Men who grew up without fathers are worse. They have no idea how to lead because no one ever showed them how to. They’re boys stuck in grown men’s bodies because no one taught them to be men. They want to be babied.

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@YoungAndDecent @efurusoulmates @JheneAiko Lest we forget...Kanye when Rih was performing

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@NotDijahSB White math = one shower per week/month

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@BamUyatandwa @naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 Yes. Mom earned more than dad even. Because even though she was much younger, she was more educated. But throughout my childhood I thought dad earned more because that is what they made it look like. Didn’t even know she was paying the bond alone amongst other things

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@YourAunt12 This story is incomplete. Tell us everything or keep the story to yourself. Manje we must be left assuming if the niece wants your husband, what made you want to divorce etc.

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@MusaMzilikazi @Am_Blujay How many people using their mothers surname would be dead if that were true. Lol. 60% of people in this country use their mother’s surname. Why aren’t they dead?

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@_benjvmins_ Blue face

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7 months

@0zymandias001 @sk1tguru Men are not nice people

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10 months

@AdonisTheBlack @mavova_ngediloz You’re stating this as if the majority of black women are unmarried by force not by choice. Millennials have chosen not to marry because they’ve learned that marriage never favours women. It’s not 1950 where unmarried women were shunned. It’s an achievement these days.

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1 year

@qhamadlula_ Spar has crazy mark ups. I only shop there when I have absolutely no choice

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8 years

I love this new South Africa. We got gay and white guys on #DateMyFamily and today we got Nigerians on #OurPerfectWedding no xenophobia here

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@ShelaLeroy Uche was right about her contradicting stories though. Everyone was confused. Like are you in Dubai or Houston? Are you working or run a business? Girl was saying everything but nothing at the same time

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@mkhululi_simon @BryanOaitse @motsepe_rems I have plenty more videos from this Dr. He is a psychiatrist who specialises in research on heterosexual marriages amongst other things. You can also read his published journals

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@CphaSpain @yonwaba_mzizi Self proclaimed nice guys are never the nice guys 🤞🏾

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9 months

@AdvFanele What flag do the heterosexuals use?

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@AdvoBarryRoux Mitha nawe sibone uzoba njani

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@Fiyasohollywood How is he not broke yet with all these allegations going around??

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@ElderMumba_ @yonwaba_mzizi 🤣🤣🤣 you mean the married men who spend more time with their friends than their family? Those men don’t even know what allergies their children have, or what’s going on in their children’s school. Ask them if their child has all their immunisation shots, they’ll tell you to ask…

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@dramadelinquent @mbalis_bakery It’s in Zulu though.

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@ngcebomcobothi1 This is exactly how I plan to treat my son if he impregnates a girl young. I will take that baby to live with me. Then I will wake him up in the middle of the night to change diapers and make milk. He will spend his weekends looking after the child. So that he never does it…

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@AshleyMakgatho @Lorendzo Just like simp = A man with morals

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@Karabo_Mokgoko Not Checkers. The bananas and strawberries they delivered were super fresh and lasted a whole week.

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@oddet_m I have faith in him yazi. He can represent himself as his own lawyer and win.

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@CriticiserSteve @AdvoBarryRoux So men who brag about being providers and being the heads of their homes, can never be depressed. If they are depressed & suicidal, they deserve it? Did I get that correctly?

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@KhanyaMsika Cima, cima mfana. Usuhlulekile. Cima…

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6 years

@PrisonPlanet F*ck you. This woman was brave as hell standing up to white people for MY people

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7 months

@sk1tguru That’s code for “I ain’t feeling you”

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@Manikipi @lwaphesheya_k She wasn’t charged with anything though. Why does she need lawyers?

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7 months

South African men in summary 🤣🤣 This is the SA version of Boy Math Sonia Mbele Jamie Foxx #ZolekaMandela Eliyanna Nonku Williams #MnakwethuHappilyEverAfter #RHOP #TheKardashians

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@MrBlackOG Petrol

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@elley40 @JeanyMotlokoa It was either I left walking or carried in a casket due to murder. I chose to walk.

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@OumatjieC @BamUyatandwa @naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 So one person doing all the physical chores and that same person contributing more than 50% of the bills is beautiful to you?? You find beauty in watching your spouse suffer everyday??

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@Nyeleti1818 @naomitshepisooo @Glenmore6 Listen…as I kid, I thought she was. As a teenager, I realised she wasn’t. Hence she ended getting her divorce last year after 32 years

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8 months

@Mmatapa_anita Buy them. But with his own bank card.

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4 years

@AdvNgcukaitobi White people do this all the time. As black people we need to wake up and not short change ourselves. White ex wives live comfortably in their estates with no job, living on their ex-husbands divorce pay outs and alimony

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@zakhele_mboyane @SizweDhlomo We don’t say Mara in Zulu. You must be talking about Joburg Zulu

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@braylon125 💯💯 You cracked the code

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11 months

@emily_teffoME @Ntsetsana In their mind, they’re making you jealous 🤣🤣

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@tsitsitema I love my own company. So at the first sign of inconvenience. I’m gone.

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@TwaRSA26 Damn!! Is that what you witnessed with your mother??

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@mrrainblue @_bulo_m @maryjaneexplore Spartan in Kempton Park

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@ApheleleJody 🤣🤣🤣 Now I truly believe that they are trying to have triplets. One by one.

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@Zvbear If you stopped shaming women for bodies, they’d probably tell you the truth. It’s not y’all can feel the difference anyways so I don’t even see why y’all shame them.

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@SizweDhlomo It only takes maturity to realise this

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@RobynDMarley_ At this point, you have to be a hater. I saw nothing but genuine love

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@AdvoBarryRoux This king summarised it nicely

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@ReleGlo Thathi’ phuthu uphahlaze iqanda, faka itomato sauce nopele pele. Nazo!

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@Bheeybs @mihletshemese Can we tag the cops on these posts?? I think they will find a lot dead women’s bodies in some of these men’s houses.

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@AdvoBarryRoux Knees. I’m old. Plus I hate the queues to the bathroom. I no longer have the patience

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@MrBlackOG Even in their dreams, everyone signs. Including their ancestors. When they visit in a dream, they sign. Now I wonder though… so blind people dream? If so what do they dream of?? Voices??

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@DAQUANDSG Men say this. Then when they realise a logical woman can’t be manipulated, they try to find faults in her. I’ve never met a man who can handle a logical woman. You can’t lie to her, she’ll catch you out easy,can’t cheat, can’t gaslight, can’t hide shit. She’ll hold you…

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@khanyizama I don’t see the issue mina. Angithi everyday on this app we’re told that Ethiopia has the prettiest ladies. So if our sisters are birthing half Ethiopian kids, k’shuthi nabo they’ll be beautiful. No??

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@Sisi_Sasha Because they’re making money from it