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Lauren Houston

@LegalizeItLala_

8 months

Cannabis saved my life. 🙏🪴

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2 months

In 1979, eleven babies died of SIDS in one county in Tennessee. They all had received the same vaccine from the same batch at around the same time. Wyeth's (since merged with Pfizer) response: Instead of recalling the vaccine pending an investigation, they covered it up AND…

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

My son was injected with mRNA/DNA at age 9 without my consent. He’s had issues ever since. No one cares except for me, and they took him from me. They think I’m “mentally ill” because I tell the truth. They believe lies so easily. Please pray for Will and me. Thank you. 🙏

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

I met a man holding a baby this morning at the store. She kept staring at me. I started talking to her. Her dad said “her name is Brie. She is 9 months old. She was born with some motility issues. She is 100% UNVACCINATED!” Her father explained why to everyone around us. His…

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

@brad_rando @HumansNoContext Better teach girls to be tough to fight off abusive men.

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30 days

SIDS isn’t caused by cosleeping with your baby. It’s caused by vaccines. It is beneficial to babies and mommies to sleep next to each other. It signals things in both bodies. Milk is made. Bonding occurs. You can feel if your baby needs you. Everything is the opposite of what…

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11 days

My date told me he’s in MENSA. 🚩 He kept bragging how intelligent he is. 🚩 He also told me he got two vaccines. 🚩 I laughed in my mind and asked him who’s responsible for 9/11. He said it was foreign terrorists. 🚩 It only takes one date to rule out the fools these days. 😭🤣

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Unvaccinated babies will look you square in the eyes and not say a word but tell you so much.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

I’ve had a theory about transgenderism. See what you think. I think that by putting female fetal cells into girls and male fetal cells into boys via multiple vaccinations between age 0-6, they have confused many children about their gender. If you don’t believe me about human…

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

I can write this without crying now. I have not seen nor spoken to my son in 4 months. The last I heard his voice was October 16, 2023. He is 12 years old now. I’m praying he gets away from that demon before he poisons him again. Thank you for continued prayers. He was raised by…

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Lauren Houston

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3 months

My 12 yr old son is most likely going to die in the next few years. His father got a COV jab put in him in 2021 to spite me. He developed myocarditis and asthma. He also had cognitive decline and extreme moodiness. The court gave the father full custody after that so he could…

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

If you are on a first date and find out they were vaccinated for Covid, do you immediately dismiss them? I have no real interest after that. It’s obviously not going anywhere.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

This is a history lesson on “how to hide hot batches.” I was a U.S. government and history teacher before I was physically disabled by doctors and Pharma. I used to get into trouble for telling the truth in class. Imagine that. 🤭😬💯

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

You know it’s true!

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Lauren Houston

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5 months

I have a strong feeling that the people still telling us to “get vaccinated” are actually angry at us because they are really sick and want us to be sick too. Am I right?

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

ALL vaccines are poison. It doesn’t matter how spread out or delayed they are. They are still all poison designed for population control aka eugenics. I used to teach eugenics in my classes. See Buck v. Bell, 1927. “Three generations of imbeciles is enough.” That ruling was never…

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

Why do people get angry at those who told them the truth about ALL vaccines and not at the people who lied about them? What’s the psychology on that?

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

Why do people think being called an “anti-vaxxer” is a bad thing? I consider it a great compliment. 🧠

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

@JebraFaushay I’m disabled and I agree with the restaurant’s policy. If she wants to bring an animal, she should go to a restaurant that can accommodate. If she’s not blind, this seems ridiculous to me. I don’t go into restaurants like that. Just no.

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Lauren Houston

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1 month

I’m staying with a midtown man for a few days while looking for a permanent place. He is a Biden supporter, believes the newspaper, doesn’t believe in God, volunteers at a Catholic church health clinic, has every Covid vaccine, and has a Ukrainian flag hanging outside. He told me…

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Lauren Houston

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29 days

ALL VACCINES maim and kill. PEDIATRICIANS base their practices on giving vaccines called “well baby visits.” That means pediatricians maim and kill babies well babies. SIDS is vaccine death. ADHD, asthma, autism, autoimmune diseases, mental disorders, cancer, etc. are all…

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

The unvaccinated are not a threat to society; the unvaccinated are a threat to authority.

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Lauren Houston

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10 days

@atensnut @CollinRugg Really?? You’re blaming the mom? I’m sure the father had custody because he’s a narcissist who most likely manipulated the court!

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

The Pfizer COV vaccine was put into my son at age 9 without my consent. He’s different. He has cognitive damage. A formerly chill child is easily irritated. He had heavy breathing and trouble running. He quit cross country. His heart had an irregular beat. I know what it was. It…

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

The Filipino lady who did my nails told me that the Astra Zeneca vaccine killed her mother within 2 days of the shot in 2021! She didn’t have time to fly to see her. She spoke to her on the phone the day after it, and her mother said she thought she was dying. They had already…

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

Did you know?

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Vaccines not only add the other gender’s DNA, they shake the soul loose in children. That way, brainwashing and indoctrination are easier in public schools. Then they top it off with chemical trails, processed foods, and pharmaceutical pills. What’d I leave out?

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

If vaccines prevent illnesses, then why are the unvaccinated a threat to the vaccinated? 🤨

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Lauren Houston

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5 months

@JANEMCARTHUR11 Why do people who have Ph. D.’s do this? 😷

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

Did people just forget Dolly Parton sang about the Moderna “vaccine” that’s killing so many people? What is wrong with people?

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Autism is vaccine injury to the brain. I believe the primary cause is the aluminum used in adjuvants. The MMR (measles mumps rubella) vaccine is most tied to autism cases. It also affects boys more than girls. Is there anything you would like to add? Do you have a story? Please…

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Lauren Houston

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27 days

@toobaffled I knew without a doubt that all vaccines were poison by 2012.

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

@iluminatibot Vaccine manufacturers were deemed not liable for injuries/deaths in 1986. I graduated in 1988. No epipen walls, no autism, no trans. Kids didn’t take pharmaceuticals like Adderall (legal meth) either.

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Lauren Houston

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3 months

@hollystortholme It is the Covid VACCINE.

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

People get angry at me on Facebook when they post about the sudden death of a friend/family member. I clearly know what it is. I ask on the thread “what happened because others need to know if he/she got 💉💉💉?” Speaking up saves other lives. Why do they not speak up?

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Lauren Houston

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21 days

@toobaffled I do not go on a date if I know they are vaccinated.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

@mema922 No one can sue vaccine companies. Vaccine manufacturers are NOT liable for any damages or deaths. See Reagan’s law 1986. National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

They also discourage breastfeeding and encourage baby formula! I bet there are fetal cells in it!! 👿

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Lauren Houston

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1 month

Please explain this idiotic statement I see all the time. “I’m not anti-vax. I’m only against the Covid vaccine.”

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

“My vaccine won’t work unless you get one, too!” That sentence, right there, makes people complicit in genocide. This is why they won’t admit it even if they know the truth now. Agree?

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

1986 National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act. Signed by Ronald Reagan. Vaccine manufacturers have ZERO liability for injuries and deaths to children. There was a huge increase in the number of vaccines given to kids after 1986. Also, it’s interesting that Rainman came out in 1988…

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

@MimiinNZ We are definitely ex vaxxers! 🙌

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Lauren Houston

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1 month

How is someone pro-life and not against all vaccines? You can’t be pro-life and pro-vax. There are aborted fetal cells used in vaccines: HEK293, WI-38, MRC-5.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Why do people keep telling me the truth is coming out? I just lost my son and money over the vaccine issue. I don’t see that at all. I’ve been telling the truth about vaccines for 12 years. I’m still called a crazy liar and conspiracy theorist. I’m right and I have been right all…

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

Why does ANYONE think that getting injected with a bunch of heavy metals and human fetal cells is going to save their life? I don’t get it. 💉

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

@TheChiefNerd I keep wondering why no one admits they were vaccinated when they are interviewed… 🤔

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Let’s discuss the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918. It wasn’t Spanish and it wasn’t the flu. The first Rockefeller vaccine was mandated for US troops entering World War I. The government administered a bacterial meningitis vaccine for soldiers. It was first given in Ft. Riley,…

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4 months

@DiedSuddenly_

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4 months

This is a new one. “Caterpillars” are causing heart attacks in actors. Mmkay.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

117 retweets in 3 hours! Wow wow wow! So glad I tweeted this story! I could have kept it to myself. I don’t usually do that because I know it can help others. I’m so glad I put things out into the universe. This thread is amazing! I’m retweeting the stories people share here. 😃

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

How do people look at all the stories of young celebrities and athletes suddenly dying and not know why? It’s blatantly obvious. 💉💉💉

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Lauren Houston

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5 months

I need someone to come live with me for a while in a suburb of Memphis. I need physical help if I’m going to survive, not money. I’m alone and dying at 78lb. It’s hard to breathe. I think I can make it if someone will come stay with me and help me for a couple of months. 🙏

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

Circumcision permanently alters the brain.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

@lisapril517 Oh this is a wonderful idea!

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1 month

@Ozarker4 I needed to move back. I am only staying here a few days. It’s definitely interesting. Like a psychological experiment.

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Please pray for me. I’m overwhelmed with messages here and on all social media platforms now. I have been on Facebook and Instagram since 2009, and I got on the Next Door app a couple of months ago. I’m constantly reposting things on there because they remove it over and over.…

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

What? This has over 1000 retweets? Omg I’m crying. This has never happened before. I’m about to die behind this screen and I try to just keep going. Praise the Lord. Yeshua hears me. Thank you to all who are sharing my tweet about my son. 🙏😭

Lauren Houston

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6 months

My son was injected with mRNA/DNA at age 9 without my consent. He’s had issues ever since. No one cares except for me, and they took him from me. They think I’m “mentally ill” because I tell the truth. They believe lies so easily. Please pray for Will and me. Thank you. 🙏

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

I love y’all! I can’t say these things around most people. They look at me like I’m nuts. I’m right. Dammit. I don’t want to be.

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Lauren Houston

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1 month

Virology is a lie that was perpetrated in order to get people to vaccinate their babies, and themselves, for “viruses” when all “viruses” are just the body naturally detoxing from the environment. Vaccines are one big scam to make money and cause sterility while they milk you for…

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

Remember them? Those stupid index cards. Just wow.

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Lauren Houston

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1 month

I’m being told that Fox News is telling people that LOCKDOWNS caused all this illness and not the VACCINES! Are you fucking kidding me??? 🤯

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5 months

Circumcision is a form of organ harvesting from children. Foreskins are sold on the market, by hospitals and doctors, for a lot of money. They are used in celebrity facials. See Sandra Bullock, Kate Beckinsale, and Cate Blanchett. It is a satanic medical practice.

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Lauren Houston

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5 months

@HopiNg66966500 I now view “the vaxxed” as complicit in murder unless they admit the truth and are actively warning and helping others. “Vaxxed” people caused me to lose my son, income, and home. Their ignorance is deadly. I lobbied with a feeding tube for them prior to 2021.

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Lauren Houston

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4 months

@catsscareme2021 See? Those damn pediatric nurses and practitioners. They killed her baby!!

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

I couldn’t save my own son from getting vaccinated. I fought nonstop for many years. Gov’t courts and DCS are pro-vax. They give children to the pro-vax parent in a custody dispute. At least I can help save other children. No parent should lose their child over vaccines. 😭🙏✨

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Lauren Houston

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2 months

Why did Trump ever support any vaccine if he is in the light?

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

Masking causes bacterial pneumonia. This is a no brainer.

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6 months

@CartlandDavid @gmcuk He sounds “vaccinated.”

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Lauren Houston

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5 months

I get tickled by folks who claim “conspiracy theorists are paranoid” while they get 5 shots plus wear masks. 🤡😂

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Lauren Houston

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3 months

The views on this are blowing me away. My strong Will is being divinely protected. God will fix this. I’ve been telling the truth and trying to save lives since before he was even here. I manifested him. I have to believe it will all be made better. Ask, believe, receive. 🙏

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Lauren Houston

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6 months

@JSutta Thank you, Jessica. I’m so happy that people see.

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2 months

@ECaptain17 You’re welcome. I’m from Tennessee. I was born in 1979. The pertussis vax (part of DTaP) nearly killed me at 2 months old.

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6 months

I caught another one. 😂🤡

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4 months

In 2022 Nevada nurse Nicole Sirotek said “Remdesivir is continuing to kill patients in the United States” and recipients have “a less than 25% chance of survival if they get more than two doses.”

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3 months

@catsscareme2021 My son had 105 fever and febrile seizures after DTaP. We ended up in the hospital. They never said why. I knew and I’ve protested over and over. Pediatricians are evil.

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4 months

I was offered the entire upstairs of a house. The bedroom is 18x18 and has a king size bed. The bathroom has a double sink. The kitchen, living room, and laundry are common areas. It’s affordable. I won’t be alone. Prayers answered. I’m crying. 😭🙏

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3 months

@Melchizedek1972 It is a cult. I am accused of everything they are doing.

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3 months

@RachelBainbrid5 Thank you. I’m being stalked and harassed on top of it. I’m moving away so they don’t kill me. They keep blaming me.

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2 months

@TNNani1 I retweeted. God bless you. My kids and I were all nearly killed by a childhood vaccine in Memphis. DTaP.

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29 days

@MiracleJanet Exactly. Don’t you understand that hormones react off being next to your baby? The milk changes with the baby’s needs. You’re a nurse! I expect you to say stupid crap.

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2 months

2 million views in 24 hours. Praise God! I’ve waited so long for the awakening. Thank you for sharing this. I’m so tired of the government killing our babies. 😭🙏🙌

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6 months

Pneumonia (inflamed lungs) is a side effect of many vaccines. Masks are also to blame. I’ve argued this for years with pediatricians. My son has chronic pneumonia from vaccines. See “Spanish flu epidemic,” that was vaccine-induced pneumonia caused by 1st Rockefeller vaxxes, WWI.

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6 months

Where is the logic behind injecting toxic chemicals and aborted fetal cells into children to help prevent disease? Wth??

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2 months

@beatlesrut39014 Oh wow. That’s awful. Sometimes the heavy metals from vaccines makes children unable to speak.

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4 months

The CIA and Mossad killed JFK. 9/11 was an inside job. Our government encouraged the attack on Pearl Harbor. Vaccines are poison. Cannabis is medicine. Taxation is theft. We are owned because of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913. Anyone want to talk to me? 😊

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2 months

I keep getting told I deserve to lose my son because of my vaccine stance. They say I’m endangering him by not having shots put in him. I’m not going to poison my son! I’m also pro-life! I know what is in vaccines! HEK293, WI-38, MRC-5. FACT CHECK ME!

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@Karen4America2 I don’t demonize him. I just won’t let him poison my mind. He tries.

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2 months

@KenNevering I can’t fight it again. It took 12 years of my life. I’m waiting on the father’s vaccines to work.

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@stopvaccinating All vaccines can cause autism if someone has the MTHFR gene mutation. They can’t properly detox from heavy metals.

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@catsscareme2021 The vaccines ARE effective. They are designed to make people customers. Very lucrative. They ARE NOT safe. They are dangerous, but they are effective. 🤷‍♀️💉

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@FiveTimesAugust I love being told I’m not a doctor. Exactly. I’m not a ruthless hired killer. I’m also not stupid enough to believe things not based on facts and logic. Either way, we are much better than doctors. We actually tell the truth.

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6 months

Make no mistake. People would rather kill a truth teller than ever admit they were wrong.

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6 months

It’s just as easy to buy a doctor as it is to buy a politician.

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4 months

@catsscareme2021 Still vaccinating. Learned nothing.

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5 months

If you believe vaccines save lives, I have 40 questions for you…

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2 months

@2Swerdy Allopathic doctors worship Satan. “For the love of money is the root of all evil.”

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@jzux That’s the Beale Street flippers in Memphis. This scene was to showcase them.

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@CitizenJaneSays I’m so sorry, Jane. I’m federally disabled and use cannabis as medicine, but I’ve done that since 2009 before I got pregnant. It’s how I even conceived. I didn’t marry the father. He got angry and vengeful. He originally filed for custody in 2011 based on my cannabis use. Then I…

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My son William was taken on October 16, 2023 by a malicious father who vaccinates him and wants to get back at me. The judge ruled in his favor and called me “mentally ill.” I am pro-God, pro-life, pro-cannabis, anti-vaccine, anti-medical mafia, and I have told the truth his…

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