my friend’s aunt is a lawyer at Paramount and was a part of Jackass Forever. They’d be like “hey we wanna jump on our friend’s balls with a pogo stick” and a woman with multiple degrees and decades of experience would calculate the liability of crushing Danger Ehren’s balls

Holy fucking shit

I made Johnny Knoxville laugh and can now die happy

If you live in Chicago come to the best comedy show in the country (that takes place in a dude’s basement) next show is March 23rd

@LeBron_Eames so. is that you in said video