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4 years

Wearing a face mask with your nose exposed is like wearing underwear with your knobgoblin hanging out.

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3 years

She’s here. Born March 30th at 8:20am. We are so so in love. ♥️ @stephenhilton23

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4 years

My favorite thing about my beautiful son is when he goes to sleep.

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4 years

Anyone else feel guilty as hell for feeling depressed? I have food, shelter, family & I’m white. Like, make yourself another oat milk cappacino & shut tf up. 😑☕️

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The fact that women can bleed for a week straight without dying is absolute proof that we are magical, mysterious, spectacular, superior, fascinating, marvelous bitches. 🧚🏼

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4 years

Coffee is liquid anxiety and I love it.

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4 years

I’m pregnant

I’m pregnant!! 😭♥️ | Here we go again! 😆♥️ | By Laura CleryFacebook

Here we go again! 😆♥️

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4 years

I am a woman who supports women. Except Ghislaine Maxwell. She can eat several dirty dicks.

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4 years

Does anyone else climb back into bed at EVERY possible chance? Or do I just have some undiagnosed mental illness? (asking from bed)

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4 years

2020 is just one massive Karen.

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4 years

I’ve got 99 problems and 93 of them are completely made up in my head.

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3 years

he's still suspicious ♥️👶🏼

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4 years

Alcohol and drug addiction will eventually kill you, please consider getting help. You are worth it. You are loved.

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4 years

2020 is fucking rude. 🙄

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4 years

If smoking weed causes short term memory loss what does smoking weed do?

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4 years

Me: I’m sure things will finally be back to normal by July. JULY: Kanye is running for president.

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@LauraClery

3 years

My sweet Penelope 🌺

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3 years

This illustration is a little gift to celebrate our growing Family 💖

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@LauraClery

4 years

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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4 years

I choose to be the heroine of my life, rather than do the heroin in my life.

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4 years

I love you @stephenhilton23

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4 years

hehehehehehehehe

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4 years

Anyone else lightly cough literally one time & are 100% convinced they’re definitley dying of covid?

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4 years

The only time I’d smack my son is if there was a mosquito attached to him. YOU WILL NOT SUCK HIS INNOCENT BABY BLOOD YOU PESKY LIL BITCH.

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4 years

When I was a kid I thought there were 2 “N’s” in the alphabet. AbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyNz 😑 my book IDIOT is available wherever books are sold.

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4 years

34 and still a whore. 👁👄👁

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4 years

I think my uterus is pro life. It literally seeks BLOODY revenge on me EVERY single month for NOT having a baby.

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4 years

Telling me I look tired is a polite way of telling me I look like shit. 😑😑

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4 years

😭♥️♥️♥️👏👏👏

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4 years

I love you

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4 years

#normalizebreastfeeding #boibs

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3 years

😂 Your memes are killing me 😂 I love and appreciate you ladies so so much!!! 😂♥️

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4 years

Zero desire to see Hamilton. That’s all.

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4 years

Hiiiiiii howwww arrrrrrre youuuuuu

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3 years

Happy 2-year birthday sweet Alfie. You’re the absolute best boy in the entire world & just so so loved. 🥳

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4 years

I just called CPS on myself.

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4 years

I’m not procrastinating... I’m in energy saving mode.

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@LauraClery

4 years

Wtf are jeans?

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@LauraClery

4 years

The only thing I’m tired of is you telling me I look tired. Like, ok yeah Karen, well spotted. I AM tired. Because frankly it’s fucking EXHAUSTING being such a bad bitch. 👸

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4 years

the fact that I know I’m an idiot makes me less of an idiot.

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4 years

if this gets 100k retweets I’ll lay down on my back with my legs spread in the air and queef with all of my might in the middle of Trader Joe’s . I’ll of course film it and post it everywhere.

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4 years

PJS ALL DAY because who tf leaves their house anymore?!

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@LauraClery

4 years

Stephen is making me tweet right now even though I have nothing great to say because I recently said I would tweet everyday and he’s holding me accountable 😑 f#*# u @stephenhilton23 for making me a better more reliable human. 👁👄👁

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4 years

3 boys just saw their father shot 7 times in the back by police. He had no gun. He was walking AWAY. Unarmed. #JusticeForJacobBlake

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4 years

Are you angry right now? 😡 That’s Ok. Take a deep breath. 😀 Ask yourself what your part in the situation was. Were you impatient? Selfish? Dishonest? Not willing to forgive? When we focus on finding where WE went wrong & have a desire to be better, we start to feel better.

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3 years

Sometimes you just forget the baby's on the tit.

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3 years

A whole lotta love...💕

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4 years

5 stars

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3 years

This artwork is absolutely GORGEOUS 💕

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4 years

At this point I no longer believe in pants.

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4 years

When you’re so incredibly tired that every little thing becomes hysterically funny. I love that.

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4 years

If you say “MERICA” 3 times, you’ll automatically summon a 6 pack of Busch, a wooden rifle rack & a 1996 Ford Bronco.

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@LauraClery

3 years

Hi Beautifuls! My new book is available for preorder now!!!! I hope you love it! I love you! ♥️

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@LauraClery

3 years

so fresh & so clean 😍🛁👶🏼

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@LauraClery

4 years

Can we just take a minute to shoutout all the friendly ass, cool ass Karen’s out there?! You know who you are! We are sorry about the stupidly stereotypical jokes being made around your name on a global scale. Please don’t take it personally. We love you!

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@LauraClery

3 years

I love this boy so much it HURTS. Ya know what I mean?

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@LauraClery

4 years

If this gets 500 retweet’s I’ll cut my hair short

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laura clery

@LauraClery

3 years

me in 12 weeks

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@LauraClery

4 years

I get that ur having great sex but have you tried whole grain toast with earth balance organic whipped buttery spread? 😍🍞🧈💦💦💦

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@LauraClery

3 years

Happy Fathers Day @stephenhilton23 ! We love you! ♥️

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@LauraClery

4 years

Gently reminding myself that the earth revolves around the sun, not me.🌞👍🏻

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@LauraClery

5 years

Someone needs to make a porn site called “Nutflix”. Thanks.

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@LauraClery

4 years

Yassss Will Get it 👏🏻👏🏻

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@LauraClery

4 years

Why does this dog twerk better than me I hate 2020

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@LauraClery

3 years

💕like this post if u believe in miracles💕

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4 years

To be fair I’ve only done that once. #sobriety #12steps

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4 years

2020 did not pass the vibe check

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@LauraClery

3 years

caption this 🤣

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@LauraClery

4 years

If a group of druggies smoking dope asks you to join, just walk over cooley & kick them in the groin. #hangtoughdontpuff #pamelapupkin

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@LauraClery

4 years

I'm an idiot, he's a supermodel. Tell me in the comments about what he's thinking!

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@LauraClery

4 years

but seriously wtf are jeans

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4 years

If literally all of your clothes are not a little bit stained we have nothing in common.

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@LauraClery

4 years

why my front butt do me like that

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@LauraClery

3 years

Encouraging someone to be entirely themselves is the loudest way to love them! 😍🌼🌈🌸 #lovewins (amazing quote by Kalen Dion)

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4 years

2020 is a dumpster fire but I'm digging the fashion tbh.

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@LauraClery

5 years

Our birth vlog is up ! Im not crying , you’re crying

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@LauraClery

3 years

*falls asleep on couch at 8:42*

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3 years

PURE FACTS! 🐒✨ p.s. you also deserve to not smell like hot garbage and be FRESH AF! 😜 (link in bio)

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@LauraClery

4 years

Hang on let me overthink this.

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4 years

When I’m depressed or anxious I’m usually thinking about Do-re-mi-me-me-me-me-me-MEEE! When I ask myself what I can GIVE today rather than what I can GET... I feel happier.

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laura clery

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4 years

New vlog 😍