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@LanceStorm

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Former Pro Wrestler, Producer/Coach with Impact Wrestling.

Calgary...Alberta, Canada
Joined September 2011
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Lance Storm
10 months
So I’ll give this Threads deal a go. Had to link it to my IG which is StormWrestlingAcademy because I did IG for my school 🤷‍♂️
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4 years
My best to all who, like me, lost their jobs today. To those still on the job, hold down the fort for us. It was my pleasure to work with you all these past 4 month. I hope we will all get a chance to work together again. Stay strong, stay safe.
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6 years
True story: Mark Henry offered to fly to Calgary and answer the door when my daughter brought boys home for the first time.
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2 years
Let me get this straight. Wearing a mask at school is too traumatizing to kids. We need to protect our kid’s freedom. But singling out Trans kids and arresting their parents etc. that’s okay. We can just fuck over those kids, they don’t need any freedom. WTF?
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1 year
Stacy Keibler has aged very poorly. She clearly has no idea how to do it. She looks exactly the same.
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5 years
Try the shoe department, dip shit.
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2 years
Sometimes when you lose, you really win. @FightOwensFight
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4 years
I’ll take 2 3-hour WrestleManias over 1 6-hour WrestleMania anytime. 👍
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4 years
For those wondering: After SWA closes I will be returning to the #WWE to work as a Producer. I’m really looking forward to working with such a high level of talent again.
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8 months
Words can not express how much I hated this.
@OTD_in_WWE
On This Day in WWE
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#OnThisDayInWWE 20 years ago on #WWERaw : @LanceStorm dances to his new rap-themed entrance music @bfg728
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4 years
This might be the best finish I’ve ever seen!
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WWE on FOX
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4 years
They fired my ass but signed 20 people who where were destroying equipment and actively sabotaging the show? #RAW I’d have thrown a Molotov Cocktail had they asked. 🤷‍♂️
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11 months
RIP The Iron Sheik. Respect the Legend, always.
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The Iron Sheik
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RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢
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5 years
So odd hearing pro-AEW/anti-WWE people fight with pro-WWE/anti-AEW people. I don’t care which you like but unless you’re an idiot you should want BOTH to succeed and flourish. #Wrestling
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2 years
Sandra Bullock has really let herself go.
@_denisesalcedo
Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo
2 years
CAPTION THIS!!! #AEWDynamite
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3 years
Not a single WCW person featured in that photo. 🤷‍♂️
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3 years
20 years ago, WCW invaded @WWE and sports-entertainment was never the same. #WWEPlaylist
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4 years
A white dude walks down the street with a gun, nothing happens because of his 2nd amendment rights. A black dude can get shot when he’s carrying his cell phone because they thought he had a gun. This is the core issue, and it’s all about race and racial fears. #BlackLivesMatter
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6 years
Paperwork signed, adoption fee paid. Max is coming home. 😊
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5 years
Head butted her so hard Toni became a brunette. 😳
@WWEUniverse
WWE Universe
5 years
Try to mimic the #StormZero ? You'll get a Storm headbutt. #NXTUK @tonistorm_ @JinnyCouture
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2 years
Security being way to professional IMO. Not nearly enough ass whooping going down on this clown.
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ashley 🌸
2 years
a fan attacked seth oh my god #RAW
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2 years
Two things to remember from last night. 1) This job is always dangerous 2) Everyone loves Big E
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2 years
If you put more effort into keeping CRT out of schools than armed gunman, you are part of the problem. If you are more worried about your kids learning that gay and trans people exist, than them being gunned down and murdered, you are part of the problem.
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@ChrisNowinski1 @danawhite @TBSNetwork How long before the first, class action, law suit? And worse how long before we see kids in school doing this shit? Bullies pressuring kids to do it, but the Bully goes first.
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5 years
Seth beat HHH and become the King Slayer. Then beat Brock so he’s the Beast Slayer. If he beats Corbin will he become The Bartender Slayer?
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4 years
I see white people breaking windows and black people screaming for them to stop. This is the important take away from this video. The white people need to be arrested and charged with a hate crime. They are trying to incite a race riot, and blame black people for it.
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Jordyn Brown
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People breaking windows out of restaurants on 7th in Eugene. People who were leading chants later screaming at them to stop.
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2 years
Am I the only partner he’s had he didn’t turn on?
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Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo
2 years
Christian Cage officially turned on Jungle Boy! #AEWDynamite
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2 years
I guess that “Cody never challenges for the AEW World Title again” stip is safe for a while now. 🤷‍♂️
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4 years
To all the “All Lives Matter” folks allow me to use an analogy. Everyone’s home matters but we try to point the fire houses and the water at the ones that are actually on fire at the moment.
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3 years
Holy Shit @bryandanielson vs @KennyOmegamanX was pretty much everything I want out of my professional wrestling. That was some Excellent, Excellent pro wrestling. #AEWDynamiteGrandSlam
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2 years
Why do wrestling fans try to explain wrestling to me on twitter?
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2 years
Is he walking to RAW…..from India?
@WWE
WWE
2 years
VEER MAHAAN COMING TO #WWERaw
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5 years
I think it became official tonight on #RAW @BeckyLynchWWE is the hottest act in @WWE .
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10 months
Most successful wrestler is the one who makes the most money. This is not a shot at Will, the guy is amazing, but Dave’s star ratings do not represent most successful.
@Inside_TheRopes
Inside The Ropes
10 months
Will Ospreay is OFFICIALLY the most successful wrestler in WON history over taking Mitsuharu Misawa with 26 5*+ matches!
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3 years
I know #RAW is taped and already in the can, but can someone at @wwe PLEASE hustle and edit a tribute video for Mr Wonderful and find a way to insert it in the show tonight. PLEASE
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5 years
I didn’t urge anybody jackass, I made a tweet. Try making your own news with out me. Maybe follow up with Lance Storm urges WrestleTalk to piss off.
@WrestleTalk_TV
WrestleTalk
5 years
Lance Storm has urged WWE to unify all their belts and have the champions as wildcards:
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4 years
26 years ago today.
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3 years
Could have been worse. He could have came out to wrestle. 🤷‍♂️
@allan_cheapshot
Allan
3 years
#OnThisDay in 1995: WCW Nitro: Disco Inferno comes out. Just to dance.
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4 years
I don’t care what anyone says ThunderDome is a huge improvement.
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8 months
I will say more eventually. This one hits hard. RIP Terry Funk. A pleasure and honour to know you. Respect always.
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8 months
Let me put this as politely as I can. Fuck this guy. 🌈
@mmfa
Media Matters
8 months
Fox News' Tyrus promises to assault his children if they share their preferred pronouns
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7 years
I wrote this on My personal Facebook, decided to share it here. Don't friend request me unless we are already friends.
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3 years
#RIP Jon Huber
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2 years
So you’re saying all of these deaths, including the 19 kids in Uvalde are at an acceptable rate or tragedy, and nothing needs to be done?
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Glenn Jacobs
2 years
Every violent death is a tragedy. That said, the mainstream media would have you believe that America is the land of gun violence and mass shootings when, in fact, as @HannahDCox points out, our per capita rates of gun deaths are actually much lower than many other countries.
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3 years
After over 20 years, someone finally made that move look awesome. 👍
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All Elite Wrestling
3 years
The Final Slice gets the win for @Thee_Red_Velvet against a very game @Skyebyee on a special Saturday #AEWDark - Watch NOW:
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5 years
Kids, this is why you look both ways before crossing the street. You don’t want to get hit by a truck. 😬
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SportsCenter
5 years
Goldberg almost broke Dolph Ziggler in half with this spear 🤯 (via @WWE ) #SummerSlam
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4 years
So if Sasha Banks wrestles Toni Storm what time is it? 🤔
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3 years
27 Years ago today.
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5 years
One of the greatest ref bumps of all time.
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8 months
Since his passing I’ve been searching for a memory of Bray Wyatt. We didn’t really know each other but I knew we’d met. I saw a clip today and it triggered a fun story. It was a Calgary house show and I stopped by just to say hi.
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Lance Storm
3 years
The 2000 election took a month to finally be decided. Not exactly the first time ever. I cut promos about this in WCW. 🤦‍♂️
@IAmJericho
Chris Jericho
3 years
Im not a political person, but is it strange to anybody else, that for the first time ever, we have to wait a day...2 days...5 days...10 days...to find out who won the the presidential race?
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11 months
I think most people will know what inspired this. If you don’t, it doesn’t matter. Please read.
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2 years
. @Sting was one of my favourite wrestlers when I was a fan in high school. I then got into wrestling, had a long career, and even wrestle Sting. Now I sit here on my couch, retired from the ring, watching #AEWDynamite and Sting is still one of my favourite wrestlers. 🤯…cont
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2 years
WWE HOF discussion: @cyndilauper does not deserve to be in the Celebrity wing of the WWE HOF. She deserves to be a full fledged HOF member. She was a pro wrestling manager and her popularity and MTV tie in played a huge role in the success of the Rock & Wrestling Connection…
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4 years
This is why so many hate the word fake.
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4 years
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2 years
Don’t spoil it I haven’t watched yet.
@WONF4W
Wrestling Observer
2 years
#WWERaw results: Omos vs. Nick Sanders
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3 years
The one time I took a Pedigree H told me a head of time to kick my feet out not up. I looked at him and said “I know. Why wound I kick my feet up” H “I know, but there was this one guy....”
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3 years
That one time Triple H almost killed someone
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3 years
Starting #AEWRampage I thought the crowd singing Judas for Jericho was the coolest entrance I ever saw. That is no longer the case, wow. @CMPunk
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2 years
Happy Canada Day
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2 years
Damn kids with their flips and high spots! Business will be dead in a year.
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Allan
2 years
Pro Wrestling.
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1 year
When people ask how could anyone have ever believed wrestling was real….Exhibit A. No camera cuts on contact either.
@vintagepuro
Vintage Puroresu プロレス
1 year
Lord Steven Regal x “The Belfast Bruiser” Fit Finlay. Art of Fighting ‘96. ☘️☠️🇬🇧
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4 years
Iconic facial expression moment in WWE history. Please share any others below in a thread.
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5 years
Why is Jinder in his gear on the golf course?
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Wrestling Observer
5 years
VIDEO: Jinder Mahal wins WWE 24/7 title, loses it back to R-Truth
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Today is my 24th wedding anniversary. The best thing I ever did all time all my life was marry this woman. Been together since Feb 92.
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6 years
William Regal is the best.
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5 years
Saw this on Facebook, and Popped.
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2 years
I didn’t think anyone was ever going to pull this off better than Kurt did. I was wrong
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5 years
Bullshit!!! Remember Bret Hart burying Seth Rollins for breaking Cena's nose? Or people burying Jinder when he KO'd Finn on RAW Or when Ken Anderson got fired after dumping Orton on his shoulder. Perhaps you should pay closer attention.
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5 years
Corbin takes a lot of shit but that dude always plants guys flat and safe. Even when that catch didn’t go right.
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3 years
I’m going to need a while to process this one. #RIP
@AEW
All Elite Wrestling
3 years
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5 years
29 years ago today in Ponoka Alberta’s Moose Hall, I made my professional wrestling debut. I wrestled Chris Jericho to a time limit draw. What ever happened to that kid?
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1 year
If Dean and I did have a kid he’d be as good of a wrestler as @bryandanielson I’d have to have a kid with The Miz to produce @The_MJF #AEWDynamite
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2 years
What a great Fuck You, to a group of people who so greatly deserve a giant Fuck You.
@wrestlingcobain
cobain 
2 years
I'm not sure if anyone has already posted this or not but I just seen that Anthony Bowens from The Acclaimed in AEW ( @Bowens_Official ) is on the front page of Reddit today!! That's awesome!
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1 year
I am speechless. Wish I was there to support you in person Gisele. Our business is getting better, but clearly still has a long way to go. Stay strong.
@GiseleShaw08
⋆𝕲𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜⋆
1 year
It saddens me to have to write this but I feel it must be shared. #InternationalTransgenderDayofVisibility
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This was supposed to be the boost me up and I land on my stomach bump. Not sure if Bammer forgot, but when he stepped forward, rather than back, it started the rotation. I decided to tuck one I realized it was my only “safe” option.
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Michael
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Lance’s bump here is unbelievable
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3 years
If you have negative/rude things to say about New Jack (or anything else for that matter), have at it, but do not tag me or do so in a reply to my tweet. If I gave a shit what you thought, I’d follow you.
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3 years
20 years ago today was the Last WCW Nitro and I was the last wrestler to ever leave a WCW locker room. 🥲
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4 years
Really? I’ve heard some guys there will try to sleep with your wife. That can’t be good.
@ToBeMiro
Miro
4 years
There is no bad in WWE
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2 years
Classic Disco. Pick a clip of a whacky spot many in North America won’t like to be a troll. I’ve watched a lot of Stardom, many there would work circles around you.
@TheRealDisco
Glenn Gilbertti
2 years
Didn't Dave say these were the best women's wrestlers?
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7 years
Just my general rule of thumb when picking sides. The side wearing Swastikas is the wrong Fn side. This really isn't supposed to be hard.
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4 years
Am I hearing this right? The President of the United States is threatening to impose Martial Law?
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2 years
Well not Now. Currently I’m sitting on the couch with my cat. I have signed with Impact though. 👍
@WRESTLEZONEcom
WrestleZone
2 years
Lance Storm Now Working For IMPACT Wrestling As Producer/Coach
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4 years
You know the real winners of 4 WWE shows in a row in Chicago? The ring crew
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5 years
Mark saved Chyna’s life here.
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5 years
Drake Maverick should be very grateful R Truth beat him for the 24/7 title at his wedding. You do not want that title on the line during your honeymoon. 😬
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1 year
He’s not as shiny
@Crosswurd
🐲 Rob 🐉
1 year
@Gunther_AUT is just @LanceStorm if WWE took him seriously. I don't make the rules.
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1 year
Is this a new Championship with zero lineage or is it replacing one of the ones Roman holds and inheriting that lineage? Are there now 2 or 3 “World” Titles in WWE?
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3 years
Yup ✋ 2-0 vs Cena, 2-1 vs Lesnar, and a prestigious Count Out Victory over the Rock.
@view_raw
✌❤️ 🤘SteFin
3 years
Quick question is there a wrestler that has defeated Cena, Rock and Lesnar?
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5 years
#RIP Harley Race. This is why we should not throw the term Legend around freely. It needs to be saved for people like Harley who truly are.
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4 years
I really hope WWE brings Vince Russo back.
@WWEonFOX
WWE on FOX
4 years
YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED! You get to send one WWE related tweet that would alarm your followers that you're in trouble. What's your tweet?
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4 years
This would be a good week to arrest the men who killed #BreonnaTalyor
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2 years
20 years ago today, Mania X8. Largest crowd I ever wrestled in front of. Both of my partners that night are gone. RIP Test & Mr Perfect.
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3 years
Christian Cage or Chuck Norris? 🤔
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5 years
Rule number one: Don’t f—k with Samoans.
@socaluncensored
SoCal UNCENSORED
5 years
Someone learned the hard way why fans shouldn't cross the barricade at PCW Ultra tonight, courtesy of @SAMOANWEREWOLF
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6 years
Tomorrow he will have been gone 11 yrs. If you knew him or were a fan of his, please take a moment and remember him #RIP
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4 years
Idea: With The Undertaker now retired, the HOF induction is a given. WWE needs to promote that the Mania weekend of his HOF Induction with also feature one last Undertaker WrestleMania Entrance. Don’t just have him in the stage with the other indictees. Have the
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2 years
How long has this been now?
@WWE
WWE
2 years
VEER MAHAAN COMING TO #WWERaw
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3 years
WWE Champ Heel Universal Champ Heel IC Champ Heel US Champ Heel Raw Tag Champs Heels SD Tag Champs Heels Women’s Tag Champs Heels Raw Women’s Champ Heel SD Women’s Champ Face #NiceGuysFinishLast
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6 years
My office for the week. Making some new friends while catching up with some old ones. Love this job. #NXT
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4 years
From #SWA to #WWE @MmmGorgeous What a crazy road we travel on.
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4 years
For what it’s worth I am now officially unemployed. First time since I left SMW in Nov. 1994. #FutureEndeavors
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3 years
. @Sting is the man. What a pace. I’ve seen vets a decade younger coast and pick their spots, not Stinger. So much respect. 👊 #AEWGrandSlam
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