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@LBMM__
2 years
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
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@LBMM__
7 years
I got a boyfriend but you can still have my snapchat
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@LBMM__
7 years
Your MCM told you he's too busy focusing on uni to be in a relationship but hasn't been to a lecture this year
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@LBMM__
7 years
KSI
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@LBMM__
7 years
So guys Today I discovered I’m gay uno and I’m fuming uno Let me explain what happened
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@LBMM__
8 years
I went to bareback a girl one time and she laugh and said not with your face imagine our kids
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@LBMM__
8 years
When she snaps being in the passenger and you see the merc steering wheel and a Rolex and you just vomit till your skinny
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@LBMM__
8 years
I've had my suspicions but today I finally deeped I'm actually a dead ting
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@LBMM__
3 years
nah liam won his gulag then got shot out the sky by a hacker
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@LBMM__
7 years
Then he smiled and rode off which means I’m gay now init because I didn’t beat him up so how do I tell my mum
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@LBMM__
7 years
Like do I still get invited to family functions will my dad still avoid my calls like I’m not his son
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@LBMM__
8 years
I asked a girl for a date, she told me I'm better of in her what's app
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@LBMM__
6 years
Nah she’s so wavy with it
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@LBMM__
8 years
I facetimed a girl last year it connected she said I'll ring you back when she saw me all now I'm still waiting
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@LBMM__
7 years
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@LBMM__
3 years
Happy Father’s Day to you man, keep upsetting your baby mother’s so I can clean up
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@LBMM__
5 years
Biggie just rolled over
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@LBMM__
7 years
You try take a sip of your wcw slush and she looked at you and said keep it
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@LBMM__
7 years
I winked back of course well when I say winked I blinked more like because I was nervous
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@LBMM__
8 years
You man ever told your mandem to snap and tweet 3 you to see if she asks what happened to you ?
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@LBMM__
8 years
Like imagine I dm'd a deadting and didn't get a good response like that's means I'm a deader ting
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@LBMM__
8 years
You man don't know pain till you drop call her just to message her that it was a mistake and still get no reply
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@LBMM__
8 years
Being a dead ting is stress girls will tell me they don't want nothing from a boy and have a boyfriend 49 hours later
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@LBMM__
8 years
I ring girls phones and they tweet stuff like my life's boring no one ever calls me
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@LBMM__
8 years
Like I'm so dead a girl told me she doesn't wanna speak to me no more because I went wireless lol what a excuse
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@LBMM__
8 years
Big up the girls I met at the wrong time or was in a bad place but now going on dates 🤔
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@LBMM__
8 years
When a girls dms "send me a pic of you lol"
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@LBMM__
8 years
Lol I met up with a girl after phones convos she hated her ex he cheated she saw me Yh 4 days later her ex came back like magic
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@LBMM__
7 years
Anyway I look it’s moped man and he winks at me uno kmt like wtf so you know what I done
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@LBMM__
10 years
Best giuseppe I've seen ever http://t.co/Ozay9cARu3
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@LBMM__
4 years
HAD TO GET DARK #PS4share
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@LBMM__
8 years
I'm out here waiting for replies that don't come and my friends getting requested for threesomes
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@LBMM__
7 years
Cool so I’m sitting in traffic yh but it’s on both sides of the road so no ones moving and you know how mopeds like to squeeze through yh
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@LBMM__
7 years
So Donny must’ve noticed I moved in for him but by this time I’m looking at something else then all of a sudden I feel someone rub my hand slowly uno
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@LBMM__
2 years
RIP TREI 🤲🏾❤️🕊️
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@LBMM__
7 years
It’s so boom I see one guy struggling to get through so I turn my car in a little so he can slide by oh yh and btw the my window is down and my arm is kinda out the window
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@LBMM__
7 years
Best intro to a movie idc
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@LBMM__
6 years
LOOOOOOL MAN AT WORK SHOWING ME PICS OF HIS holiday and he got excited and scrolled too much and saw his woman’s nudes
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@LBMM__
8 years
Everyone can laugh but I'm actually being serious my confidence is gone I'll never show my face again
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@LBMM__
4 years
Mandem you ever have a girl who’s your girlfriend but she isn’t but at the same time she is ?
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@LBMM__
7 years
My boy ever come on the timeline saying I got cheated on I’ll shoot him
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@LBMM__
8 years
If your a dead ting like me and jokes is all you have you need to trap as much as you can
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@LBMM__
8 years
I don't go carnival because I fall in love easy I would've probably caught a mad whine and still be there now helping clean up
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@LBMM__
8 years
How can all I offer for a relationship is jokes
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@LBMM__
8 years
Like I'm confidence is gone I don't even juice anymore juice just evaporated
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@LBMM__
8 years
Girls try to kill me weekly
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@LBMM__
8 years
Can I revisit this a girls excuse to not talk to me because I'm dead is because I went wireless and it was shit deep it pls
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@LBMM__
9 years
I'm telling you if a girl has got you she's got you these air heads will lodge for the next popular guy on the come on
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@LBMM__
3 years
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@LBMM__
6 years
FIFA IS THE SHITTEST GAME EVER #PS4share
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@LBMM__
8 years
BMT if your a dead ting get money pls its we can do
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@LBMM__
11 months
WOW MY CONTENT GOT MENTIONED ON A FOOTASYLUM VIDEO ON YOUTUBE IM SMILING HARD
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@LBMM__
8 years
I went out with a girl like last Tuesday or Tuesday before that pls believe I haven't heard from her about she's in a bad place 🤔🤔
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@LBMM__
8 years
There's a babes on the timeline most of you follow didn't respect my looks one bit and told me to slide her in with my boy
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@LBMM__
8 years
I knew I was a dead ting when girls would only say "looool LB I needed someone to make me laugh"
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@LBMM__
4 years
Always Stay calm #PS4share
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@LBMM__
8 years
Deader ting lifestyle
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@LBMM__
8 years
I did because im a real one
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@LBMM__
5 years
Mandem PS4 chats have been some of the greatest chats on earth
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@LBMM__
8 years
I thought girls were crazy but I'm just dead lol
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@LBMM__
4 years
aimbot activated
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@LBMM__
8 years
I'm actually a deader ting for dead gyal not to give me good responses
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@LBMM__
3 years
Can’t believe man are losing themselves for this Range Rover woman
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@LBMM__
8 years
I need to find my mojo again ASAP because this getting out of hand
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@LBMM__
8 years
Bad place my arse Kmt
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@LBMM__
4 years
For every like I’ll do a shot
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@LBMM__
5 years
@lifeofjam_ @imnotforreal Drinking lots of water 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@LBMM__
2 years
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@LBMM__
5 years
This is wavy but the headboard banging gives you +30 stamina boost
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@LBMM__
7 years
Mandem don't be a husband to a girlfriend
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@LBMM__
8 years
I wasn't meant to go out with a girl today Yh I ran a joke about her having fan I changed my Avi somehow she got mad at me now no date
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@LBMM__
7 years
Pls why's m&s so expensive one likkle sandwich and drink is almost £100
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@LBMM__
11 months
Couple more things to do then I can quit this job
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@LBMM__
9 years
Everytime I see this I laugh http://t.co/8ApVejLUWf
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@LBMM__
8 years
Vomiting hoping the car flips over so you have a reason to see her in hospital
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@LBMM__
2 years
As a brudda why you asking about next mans hood
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@LBMM__
5 years
No it’s self harm
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@LBMM__
7 years
Life.
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Imagine caring for someone and them not caring for you
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@LBMM__
6 years
Finding out why you didn’t whack bum bum after spending £37.50
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@LBMM__
5 years
Ok I like this flex
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@LBMM__
7 years
Why do girls get so sour when you ask about their friend lol You should be happy it’s not you I’m gonna take do eediat
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@LBMM__
4 years
Handy wid it lol
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@LBMM__
8 years
Anyway Mandem don't let girls use you oh and btw the spa was so dope will be going again
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@LBMM__
6 years
I’ve got really good memory too so when I get home
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@LBMM__
11 years
All these right turns and you still left me http://t.co/YERC1HebA9
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@LBMM__
4 years
The nastier The better.
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@LBMM__
1 year
Need a little twitch logo jiblet for my crocs
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@LBMM__
4 years
Corn for a witness #PS4share
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@LBMM__
11 months
The foot asylum video did wonders for me loooooooool
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@LBMM__
4 years
SELF REVIVE IS THE BEST LOOOOOL
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@LBMM__
3 years
10 likes and I’ll buy edibles and try them for the first time on my birthday
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@LBMM__
4 years
Still kills me 😂😂
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@LBMM__
8 years
Maybe if you stopped moaning about little shit I wouldn't be fucking your best friend
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@LBMM__
8 years
Imagine a girl rang suggesting I take her out for drinks which I aired then the next week she rang me again offering that I should...
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@LBMM__
4 years
Intense...
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@LBMM__
10 years
@thereallisaann what's your number I need to talk you out of this
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@LBMM__
4 years
Never related to a picture more than this
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@LBMM__
2 years
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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This @LBMM100 guy is too clear loool @KaiCenat
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@LBMM__
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Hector 'NOS' Bellerin
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