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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 months

free #PokemonUNITE Valentine’s Day rizz (results may vary user discretion is advised)

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Delete that sappy post about your sorority sister from Phi Ate A Fry for national siblings day right now.

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@KyleNotChad

4 months

Movie

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

At Findlay “GOilers” can mean: -any one of our athletic teams is dominating all of division 2 again -someone got stabbed at Stoney’s -a townie is singing System of a Down at Brew U -you saw half the school at the Findlay police department getting underages on any given weekend

Faith Hardy

@basaxophoon

6 years

At Baldwin Wallace, "Aw Jackets" can mean, - sushi night - the wifi doesn't work - its swipeable - you got a parking ticket - we have no printing money - any sarcastic remark, really And I think that's the most beautiful thing #YJ4L

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

5 years

fellas, this is what your girl REALLY wants for valentine’s day 😏

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

wot in oilernation?

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

kyle you got suspended for i excused absences you might want to consider something else. kyle you’re a waste of intelligence with no respect for authority. ADHD isn’t an adult disease find a better excuse Kyle. okay sick we’ll be seein ya! - Dr. Disappointment.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

getting an immense amount of satisfaction watching trump and the rest of the maga morons fall apart it’s so beautiful this is a great day

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

needless to say I am rather concerned about everything that could go wrong this week starting with the weather and ending with the possibility of Civil War

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 months

Hours

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

I used to think "drinking and driving" meant you literally couldn't consume liquid in a car and I'd get nervous when dad got a Coke to go

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 months

27 years on the earth and we spending Christmas Eve third wheeling on the children’s video game and I don’t even hate it not in the slightest

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

9 years

#LiesIveToldAGirl "just because I'm a lifeguard doesn't mean I follow the rules ;)" SIKE SAFETY FIRST BABE NOT TRYNA DROWN OR BE IMPALED.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 years

Let's get it 🇮🇹⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚽️⚽️ @ClaMarchisio8 @juventusfcen #ForzaJuve #JuveFCB

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 months

“Why is my top laner dead” *me after trying dunk 8 on zacian and hoopa* #PokemonUNITE

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 years

When ur fam wraps your presents in ur tweets >>>>

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

my girlfriend turned my favorite skin into headgear so I can BE the Victory Royale @FortniteGame #FortniteBattleRoyale

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

there’s a big part of me that feels that is like my responsibility to stick around and try to save Findlay Ohio and try to change it from a MAGA black hole into a beacon of acceptance and equality but there’s another part that wants to get as far away as possible like New Zealand

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

cancer is easily the most unfair thing on the planet. you can do everything right your entire life and it can just pop out of nowhere and destroy everything. of all the terrible things in the world, cancer has to be one of the worst.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Man I can't wait for shark week I'm about to watch hella sharks do shark stuff and just I love sharks man

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

1 year

My experience in #PokemonUNITE playing competitively, more specifically this UCS season.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

I just overheard a girl say "he's addicted to heroin but he still brings me flowers every Friday" What's your excuse?

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

i’ll be like “i know a place” and take you to the findlay reservoir

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

10 years

Thanks, Obama. http://t.co/X3z8F81oNm

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Chad through history

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

good morning

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

this university is a joke man WHY ARE YOU SO BOTHERED like who actually cares if there’s planned parenthood on campus it’s like 70% girls they should have access to it because your entire student population is female. all this to prove a point to the church. absolutely miserable.

Live Action

@LiveAction

4 years

Great news from the University of Findlay! May the rest of the Christian community follow suit.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

The most annoying fanbases in major sports: NCAA Football: THE Ohio state College hoops: Kentucky NFL: STEELERS MLB: Yankees NBA: Warriors Soccer: Bayern Munich NHL: Penguins Honorable mentions: Patriots, Barcelona, UNC/Duke hoops, Bama football, St. Louis cardinals, Seahawks

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

This is why dudes shouldn't take artsy pictures 🙃

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@KyleNotChad

3 years

the “it” means corn and depression

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

5 years

when u lied on your resumè but they actually hired you

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

when your parents hit you with "well you're not at college now are you" when you try to crack a cold one at 10:30 on a Wednesday

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

rest in peace Gabby I’ll love you forever you beautiful animal. she was so sweet and gentle and just the best dog ever I don’t know how else to say it she was part of the family and I just am so sad goodbye angel ❤️🐩

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Cop *pulls speeding Kyle over* Kyle: "sir it's literally my birthday" Cop: "oh I see" *Cop pauses* "Tough shit don't speed"

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

yo if net neutrality gets ruined and spectrum decides that blackboard is 19.99 am month out im dropping out call me what you want but you wont call me BROKE

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

*stays up till 2, doesn't eat any fruits or vegetables, walks to the bar in short sleeve shirts during winter* *is violently ill*

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

thank you Findlay Ohio for giving me a platform and for the best pals anyone could ask for. I love you all and I am so happy we were able to turn this black hole in the middle of nowhere into one giant party. Goilers baby I’ll never forget you 🧡

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 months

anytime a unite pro “retires”

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

the ruling on Breonna Taylor’s murder is all you need to hear. this country hasn’t learned anything. those in power haven’t listened. they’re exactly who we knew they were. I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people even when it doesn’t affect you.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

one time i DMed my old RA’s girlfriend and asked her why her boyfriend is such a wiener and the university fined me 75 dollars

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

the tribe has spoken

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

idk who needs to hear this but just because a woman is in power doesn’t mean it’s a win for women especially when the woman is endorsed by the president who is inherently the least feminist person alive and will more than likely ignore frequently marginalized groups of women OK

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

I feel personally attacked

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

7 years

How are you going to call yourself desirable if you're only holding one fish in your profile pic? Come back when you're holding nine.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

I told a findlay townie to stop using the N word to describe a white guy and he told me to go back to Harvard so basically we live in hell

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

down an easy 60 followers this week hahahaha enjoy living in your cute little bubble of ignorance. moron. racist. cowards.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

5 years

i’ve seen pretty much every major horror movie ever released and none of them brought me the shear terror than this episode of courage the cowardly dog did when i was 8 years old

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

Guess who fell in the toilet today

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 years

Chad's girlfriend just told him to "stop tweeting like a 16 year old girl" but she literally is a 16 year old girl

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

happy birthday queen thank you for bringing an end to my “date me pls tweets” and playing fortnite with me instead of making a scene on social media I love you more than the jaguars and purple scars

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Extreme makeover: Mittens edition.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

9 years

What do you do when a kid dies from too much Ochem studying? You barium. Someone date me pls

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

you vs guy she told you not to worry about, Cincinnati edition

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Honestly I'd turn down a folder with all the answers to my finals for a chance to beat this asshole to death with a crowbar

Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

7 years

Yay! I shot a stationary, 14 foot herbivore, with a high velocity rifle for fun!

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

best thing about coronavirus is not having to see everyone’s pictures with their significant others today with some corncob caption about god because they went to church for the first time in 11 months and wore a pastel sundress or a bow tie

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

“you changed” bro they got rid of the beefy frito burrito how can I not

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 years

Anytime a girl I like says she's dying her hair I get scared it's gonna be purple because mum said to never bring 1 of those home again lol

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@KyleNotChad

7 years

My brother just held back my dogs ears while she threw up we are that white family

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@KyleNotChad

5 years

50,000 dollars a year to go to the university of findlay and i am currently sitting in my final exam allotted time, tweeting, because the teacher is unable to produce the correct password to open the exam.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

YOU GET PAID to do that if I wanna go to Abercrombie and Bitch and spend my entire paycheck on half a pair of slim fit jeans at 9:57PM THEN I WILL BECAUSE THIS ISNT CHELSEA’S FANTASY LAND THIS IS THE MALL idc about ur plans with the sk8r Bo1 from Journey’s on the 2nd floor at 10

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

When someone asks you about your feelings

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

10 years

I tried to send Andy Dalton some hate mail. Unfortunately it was.... Intercepted.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

I'm tryna do hella bad stuff this summer. Like jaywalking and staying in the park after dusk. And meth.

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@KyleNotChad

5 years

damn i thought trump was supposed to be the dumbest guy in the country

Justin Moldow

@JustinMoldow

5 years

SHE SAID YES! I'm the happiest man on earth right now. I'm going to be marrying the love of my life and I couldn't be more excited ❤

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

“fellas it stopped raining for 6 minutes time to howl”

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

this is america

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

Munch was born and raised entirely in Findlay, Ohio. Today he leaves home and starts a new journey in Cincy. Thank you streets of findlay for bringing me my best friend 🥺

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

This guy wasn't gonna ID when I bought my first legal alcohol SO I MADE HIM DO IT ANYWAY

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@KyleNotChad

3 years

this is kinda a tough photo we seriously have no gas

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

went and protested in findlay today it was like chill everyone was being peaceful the cops were just hanging out making sure everyone wasn’t being an idiot it was like powerful and cool it doesn’t have to be violent man

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@KyleNotChad

6 years

Felt cute might delete later tho :p

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

friendly reminder this country is still racist. the president doesn’t care. there’s like 20 cop murderers running around enjoying freedoms that black people don’t have. half your friends don’t care. the university of findlay doesn’t care. and we pay taxes and tuition to be here.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Wow can't wait to find a girl and get married so I can get kicked out of my kids soccer games for calling the ref a blind wanker

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@KyleNotChad

6 years

*opens exam*

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

what is joe biden’s plan to stop the pain

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

It's a beautiful day to stop having minor heart attacks everytime a bouncer shines a light on your personal identification let's get it

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@KyleNotChad

6 years

So you’re..... a normal person...

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

thinking of her

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@KyleNotChad

5 years

things that have no right to be so expensive: 1. tampons 2. cat litter 3. Prilosec OTC

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@KyleNotChad

7 months

WE UP 🗣️

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Shoutout to the cop that just tried to arrest me yeah I look like I'm 12 but I'm 21 you can't get my ass sorry about your luck boy

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

So I went to order a romphim today just to make people uncomfortable until I found out I could buy 20 blue Swedish ducks for the same price.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Gym shark: "alcohol? I don't put that poison in my body!" *proceeds to take 3 scoops of pre-workout, equivalent to 2 lines of cocaine*

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

6 years

Remember Debbie from the Wild Thornberrys???? This is her now. feel old yet?

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

5 years

Nino’s wednesday’s>Brew U weekends

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

8 years

rt if you cried

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

This is Kyle in Florida reminding you for that one week and one week only, my life is probably better than yours

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Okay so we realized that fish can't live in New Amsterdam bottles forever so welcome to your new, unnecessarily spacious home, Mittens.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

"And she loved him even when he was at his worst"

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

Can you imagine living a life like this. To not know the beauty of a chicken quesadilla satisfying your intoxicated appetite. The horror.

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@KyleNotChad

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@KyleNotChad

4 years

top worst things of all time: 1. racists 2. mosquitos 3. heartburn 4. the president (see number 1) 5. the steelers 6. waking up before 11 7. people who tip 10% or less

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

When u catch a shark on shark week

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

3 years

only real ones know

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

7 years

The only person who knows what unicorns taste like is Lord Voldemort

duhitsraleigh

@navajoski

7 years

Starbucks Unicorn Frap tastes like rainbows and butterfly kisses

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

beautiful day to risk it all in celebration of never having to touch a learning environment again. I’m free. it’s over. it’s done. that’s doctor kyle to you.

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

4 years

why is it called happy hour if I’m in terrible pain

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kaysuff

@KyleNotChad

5 years

check out this sick pic of me and the pittsburgh steelers!

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