Kyle McCarthy @KyleMcCarthy Twitter profile

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5 years

I was just on FaceTime with @noahcent and he accidentally made himself throw up while brushing his teeth. Noah: You wanna know the kicker? Me: I do. Noah: I have to brush my teeth again.

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6 years

It’s good to hold your most important meetings in the bathroom.

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If you’re not working right this second to accomplish your dreams what are you even doing with your life?

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At this very moment @noahcent is putting coffee in his Lucky Charms. #NationalCerealDay

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If this tweet gets 100k likes, @JERICHO and I will recreate this old school WWF scene.

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21 years ago today, The Undertaker broke Mankind in half 😳

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5 years

Never forget 🥚 @noahcent

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2 years

Met a fan on my flight to @timthetatman ’s tailgate 🤠

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5 years

So fresh and so clean clean @CouRageJD

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5 years

. @noahcent at an @artymusic show is the 2019 version of a kid in a candy store 😂

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4 years

“If I’m driving we are going to have results. And if I fail, fire me.”

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5 years

It’s Friday! Go ahead and make yourself puke in the gym.

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5 years

Over a year ago @noahcent bought me the full Harry Potter series (for some reason?) He finally gave it to me today and, even though “The Sorcerer’s Stone” is paperback, I love him for it. ♥️👬

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3 years

No context @cloakzy

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3 years

Me: Can I get a Tito’s and Soda with a lemon, orange, and lime? @Nadeshot : Jesus, you went through the whole produce department.

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2 years

Went to dinner with @CouRageJD and ran into @Nadeshot 👀

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5 years

We ‘boutta break the internet tomorrow. @artymusic @noahcent @lilycollins

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3 years

“Whose footprint is on my fridge?” - @noahcent

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5 years

I’m just stoked to be surrounded by so many people who are crushing life right now. Hang out with people who inspire you, y’all. Anything less is a complete waste of time.

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6 years

Believe it or not, this is actually a meeting. // @noahcent @artymusic

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5 years

We’re dating/starting a show. @JERICHO

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10 months

Best photo of @Nadeshot ’s wedding…

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3 years

“You can’t think outside the box unless you know you’re in one.” - @jayadelson

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5 years

Multiple police cars and helicopters in Watts right now because of a bunch of kids having a water balloon fight. I’m tired of this shit. There are a lot of people working their ass off to help the community and the participation of @LACity and @LAPDHQ falls short all. the. time.

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5 years

Yo, if you’re reading this and you’re not quite sure, trust me... LA is where you need to be. Get here. Now.

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5 years

What I didn’t tell @noahcent , is that I did the exact same thing when @amadeus told me about this 5 years ago. ⊙﹏⊙

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4 years

I’ve watched this so many times. I love.

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2 years

Parking in @Nadeshot ’s spot 👀

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As it turns out, @noahcent knows a thing or two about empanadas in NYC.

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3 years

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4 years

@notch Minecraft. Good game.

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6 years

I’m having a crazy good hair day. Thank you to everyone that helped me get here.

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4 years

@Fwiz I added an extra ten cents to take your top donor spot

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5 years

I’ma go see a friend.

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1 year

It’s @JERICHO ’s birthday today…

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4 years

I FaceTimed @JERICHO just a few moments ago and he ended our call by saying, “Don’t talk to me.” What a horrible example for children! 😭

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5 years

“Hey guys, how funny would it be if I put him on this platter like a Thanksgiving turkey?”

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8 years

100% with low battery mode on.

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6 years

If you call me while I’m in the shower, i will answer. I will also tweet about it from the shower.

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5 years

Hey @GeneralMills my friend @noahcent and I want a pre-released box of Fruity @LuckyCharms . How do we make this a Christmas miracle??

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5 years

Happy birthday @notch ! Love you ❤️

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5 years

I hate when I’m trying to do great stuff and @chandlerriggs won’t wake up.

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2 years

I love video games.

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5 years

@noahcent *when he never tweets anything like this again*

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4 years

A Wager Gone Wrong, Part 1: @Froste @jacksondahl

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Me: If you ever get married, do you think your wife will be okay with us all living in the same house? Noah: She’ll have to be.

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5 years

Is @JudgeJudy considered a Supreme Court Judge? Asking for a friend.

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5 years

How many cops does it take to break up a water balloon fight?

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3 years

“LOL” stands for lemon, orange, lime

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5 years

I’ll admit, it did seem a little strange that I hadn’t heard from him all day. With that said, I’ve been occupied with unpacking/organization at my new apartment.

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3 years

When people say “shoot your shot,” that’s cool and all, but don’t shoot a shot that’s obviously going to miss and then say “eh, at least I tried.” That’s crap. It’s a cop out and arguably does more harm than good.

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5 years

First try @noahcent

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2 years

Haaaapppyyy birthdayyy @notch !! 🥳

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5 years

. @JERICHO lost his phone 😂

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4 years

@CouRageJD I would like to see a $5k donation from @Fwiz .

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5 years

Hey kids, i encourage you all to take a moment and learn about BCCing on emails.

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2 years

Having a sleepover with @Symfuhny tn

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5 years

Me, leaving to fly back to LA: How much longer are you going to stay awake? 13 year old nephew, playing a video game, eating Goldfish crackers: I don’t know. We could stay awake the whole next day. What am I doing with my life?

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5 years

I think I just invented something... The same way we use “💯” for “100%,” what if fans of #TheOffice used “🥨” for “Pretzel Day?” Like, “I’m as excited as Stanley on Pretzel Day!” FRIEND: I’m excited for ARTY’s show! YOU: 🥨 Does this exist already?

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5 years

Words cannot express how much more I would enjoy life if I didn’t have to sleep.

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6 years

“You probably wear Dr. Scholl’s in your shoes, you idiot!” - @JERICHO

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2 years

We love you @Symfuhny 🥰

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3 years

Make a business out of everything you love.

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6 years

Chelsea: Tucker, how are you alive right now? Tucker: Mimosa. @chhlss @JERICHO

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5 years

I’m at the airport and they made an announcement that someone left their false teeth at the food court. That’s an inconvenience.

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4 years

Big congrats to my friends @noahcent and @Jordan_Fisher . I saw @toalltheboys P.S I Still Love You tonight and it’s amazing. Plus, I’m in it! (-ish)

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6 years

100% & low power mode

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3 years

@brookeab 😎😎😎

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5 years

"I guess we'll see ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯" -- The way I handle 90% of life.

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1 year

Build Into Games Games

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5 years

We’re making history whether we mean to or not.

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5 years

@chandlerriggs @pewdiepie This is all I’ve ever wanted

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5 years

@noahcent The first part of this was very me. The second part of this would never be me. The third part... don’t even get me started on oatmeal.

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4 years

How it started How it’s going @noahcent

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5 years

Damnnn, @artymusic playing all the unreleased music tonight. 😬

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3 years

Went to Delilah with @JhbTeam . He wore his Call of Duty backpack.

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4 years

. @chandlerriggs 😕

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Kyle McCarthy

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5 years

. @noahcent this was funny and you know it

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5 years

I was in the elevator for that earthquake and the elevator car was smashing into the elevator shaft walls. I thought the elevator was broken. ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯

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5 years

I bought a book for the first time in a while while at the airport. Unsurprisingly, just as I predicted, I left it on the plane. Luckily I was able to buy it again at the next airport, once I realized. The end.

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5 years

July 5th, let’s get it.