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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

9 years

if you trade up and get Konecny i will kiss Steve Coates on the face @NHLFlyers

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

7 years

Goalie speed dating!

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@Kurt_BSH

5 years

us: "the Eagles stink." orlando scandrick: "the Eagles stink." us: "NOW HOLD ON JUST ONE MINUTE YOU RAT BASTARD"

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

hold up wait a minute turns out they was finished went and bought a bunch of ski masks, sure hope they was rented

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6 years

The Saints locker room is silent

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

I will say this: if you're going to bring in Gritty, BRING IN GRITTY. Don't just put him up on the concourse and have him wave his arms to pump up the crowd. Have him chugging beers and screaming SHOOT and swearing at the coach. Really lean into it, man.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

Feel like we haven't given Tyrese Maxey credit for the most incredible, against-the-odds thing he has done: get drafted by the Sixers in the first round and just be a normal, very good basketball player that was not immediately injured tripping over his coffee table

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

1 year

through all of that disappointment we somehow never had the time to process Connor Bedard answering the question “so what do you do outside of hockey?” with “roller hockey”

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

9 months

being an Eagles fan watching a team burn multiple timeouts to pull together a QB draw on 4th and goal

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

not to be lost in this emotional series of photos is Radko Gudas chilling in the photo here lookin like he's about to solve a mystery

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

6 years

Or here... #StadiumSeries | #LetsGoFlyers

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

eagles won that game 41-33

Pro Football Reference

@pfref

3 years

Ja'Marr Chase's 46-yard pass was the longest play in a #SuperBowl since a 55-yard pass from Nick Foles to Corey Clement in Super Bowl LII

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

2 years

Davis and Smoltz every single Nola/Bregman AB

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

We’re having so much fun laughing about this, but there is a downside here: this would’ve been about 20 times funnier if Dallas had won today.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

9 months

hope the Flyers tweet "this guy sucked. we don't know anything about him because he didn't want to talk to us but this guy sucked. Thanks for nothing, dickhead. Get a real first name."

Anaheim Ducks

@AnaheimDucks

9 months

A terrific player, teammate and person from the moment he arrived in Anaheim. Thank you for everything, JD. Best of luck to you in Philly.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

the weight of a man who has spent eight months trying to be as diplomatic as humanly possible has been lifted

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@JoelEmbiid

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

7 years

In that case, I can only assume this appeal will be dropped.

ProFootballTalk

@ProFootballTalk

7 years

Per source, the hearing officer for the Vontaze Burfict appeal will be former NFL receiver James Thrash.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

Seeing a lot of “well I guess I can’t hate Philly any more” kinds of tweets out there and just to be clear that is the exact wrong take to have. External hate fuels Philadelphia. It makes us stronger. We throw it into a damn oven and make dessert out of it.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

Eight years ago, the Flyers won a playoff series against the Penguins that we knew we were gonna talk about forever. Tonight, the Flyers won a playoff series that we're never gonna talk about again.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Game 6 Advantages By Team Pens: * better forward depth * better goalie * better coaching * healthier Flyers: * Eagles won the Super Bowl Seems pretty clear to me who has the edge.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

if you’re saying “the Islanders deserve better”, consider: no they do not

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

i still can't believe he creeps below the goal line and puts his stick up to say "i'm going to bank this in, pls pass me the puck" and then he actually does it.

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

3 years

Oh my Claude Giroux... 🤯 The Flyers captain buries a beauty to tie it and send it to overtime. #NHLonSN | #NHLFaceOff

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

8 months

About to get an absolute masterclass in excuse-making from the Niners

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

oh god what have I done

Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

Zibanejad going from dude who scored every single time he touched the puck last season to dude who cannot score to save his life on earth this season is very funny to me, a person who strongly dislikes the New York Rangers.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

If I may: Jawn Segura

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

9 months

i think we all collectively have not been mean enough about how horrendous the NHL app is this year

JFresh

@JFreshHockey

9 months

Fan-submitted hockey grievances part 2:

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

Lmao if That Shayne Gostisbehere is back just cancel the rest of the playoffs

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

they tweeted this the *second* the Eagles game went final

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

5 years

ICYMI: We’ve won four games straight and have 35 points entering December for the first time since the 1995-96 season. #FlyOrDie

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 months

the whole “damn the Flyers should have kept Bob” stuff is the easy story and is obviously true but I have to say it’s very, very funny that Bob’s backup is the guy the Flyers drafted with the pick they got for Bob in a trade

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

15 years of hating shootouts were probably worth it for that moment.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

the hell you mean “tonight”

The Economist

@TheEconomist

4 years

Tonight, Philadelphia is the most important city in the world From @1843mag

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

Flyers threw the backup goalie on the road against the team leading the division and ran all over them. You think this team isn’t feeling it? Because ... it ... they are feeling.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 months

if the Phillies hit one more home run tonight this man’s wife has to leave him

one dozen rats at a keyboard

@PanasonicDX4500

5 months

underrated bit of phillies lore is that we never got the chance to develop a rivalry with the padres because we just broke them. like just shattered the team and city’s collective psyche. it’s really something.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

gary bettman, walking away from this presentation extremely satisfied

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to (local hero) Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

the only fun thing about this season, outside of giroux and hart, has been watching other teams' mascots get mad on line about gritty being much cooler and better than them

NJ Devil

@NJDevil00

6 years

It Me

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

7 months

The plan? Beat better hockey teams by turning off the lights and making them unable to see the puck.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

I wish congratulations on tonight's hockey outcome to one person and one person only. That's right. It's Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

he threatened to murder the Penguins’ mascot within the first hour of his known existence *and then he got better*

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

this man got a nine-figure contract, tweeted this about Carson Wentz, and then recorded 0.5 sacks in the entire second half of his season i just ... whew

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott. (There is no picture of Mike Scott wearing a Flames jersey from the front so here is what we have.)

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

ok @NHLonNBCSports if you jerks are going to show sad Flyers fans the one time the Bruins score a goal you owe me at least three sad shots of Bruins fans over these remaining 20 minutes

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

My condolences to Mike Scott.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

(whispering) That’s Travis Konecny

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

5 years

Look who is back at morning skate. 👀

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

Have to admit I did not think I would find Hayes to be nearly this funny but responding to a teammate saying “I hope we win the next game” by screaming “ME TOO!!!!!” is extremely my kind of dumb humor.

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

5 years

A proud Pumbaa and a thankful Timon. 🇨🇿

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

1 year

“Injuries force the Eagles to actually use their two best running backs” is, in a macabre sort of way, extremely funny

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

do you think that the people who thought that Sean Couturier was an outright bad NHL player as recently as, like, 2018 ever just feel bad about themselves

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Ice your worst lineup of the season in an elimination game and win. This team, man.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

me in June: “Niskanen was bad last year and spent his whole career playing for the Pens and Capitals I hate this move” me in November: “would I fight multiple strangers for Matt Niskanen? well, yes,”

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

5 years

Just a little congested. #DETvsPHI | #FlyOrDie

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

a lot of wild facts about this election but I’m pretty sure “Travis Fulgham lived in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania this year and then all three flipped” is still the best one

🐺

@TravisFulgham

4 years

BIG MOOD! DEUCES ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

STATUS:

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@Kurt_BSH

10 months

Arizona Coyotes

@ArizonaCoyotes

10 months

Oh look, Yotes have a wagon. Better hop on!

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

IS THIS YOUR KING

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

The Toronto Maple Leafs traded out of the Travis Konecny pick.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

if you lose 9-0 and end a team's 17-game losing streak within two weeks you gotta fire someone. that's in the CBA.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

you're telling me that the guy who's been complaining all season about the Flyers taking down the Kate Smith statue wants to stick to hockey, huh

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

Is Joel Farabee the only Flyer who comes out of this season with universal fan approval? Scores a bunch, plays a fun style, even gets in fights here and there.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

The research team here at @Kurt_BSH on Twitter dot com is unable to find evidence that Mike Scott supports the Golden Knights and as such does not wish to offer him any hockey-related condolences at this time.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

Wow. Hot mic there caught Laughton yelling "your owner would trade each of you for five dollars." Harsh.

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@Kurt_BSH

2 years

naturally

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@Kurt_BSH

4 years

WE ARE BACK FOLKS

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

I mean, yeah, sure, this kind of rings a bell.

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@Kurt_BSH

4 years

NBC Sports Hockey

@NBCSportsHockey

4 years

Your team is headed to the POSTSEASON. Who would you want in net?! 🤔

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

8 years

take that @detroit

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

dude makes a good point about the time the Eagles won the Super Bowl over the Patriots by a score of 41-33

Justis Mosqueda

@JuMosq

3 years

Your city’s most memorable sports moment is encapsulated by a Bud Light statute of a backup quarterback and a coach who voluntarily left after rigging his last game with the team

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

8 months

when the team u coach still hasn’t signed Chris VandeVelde

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

if there’s not a “STARTED EIGHT GOALIES IN A SEASON” banner up at the Farg by the time the puck drops on the next home game, I don’t even know what we’re doing here

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

I know this is cool but objectively it would have been funnier for him to very lightly tap the puck while skating past it at center ice.

Broad Street Hockey

@BroadStHockey

5 years

Konecny beats Andersen in the save streak competition.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

2 years

We’re about to get all of the worst culture war losers on the internet who have never cared about hockey chiming in on this fucking guy, so brace yourselves for that.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

Take note here of the miscommunication between Lindblom and JVR wherein the former goes for the bro handshake and JVR goes right for the hug. Is this a sign of Claude Giroux’s poor leadership? Very concerning.

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

5 years

“Let’s go win another game.” @oskarlindblom shifts focus to Toronto after receiving the helmet. #PHIvsNJD | #FlyOrDie

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

As someone who never entirely got over P.K. Subban hitting Giroux up high and giving him (what was almost certainly) a concussion and Habs fans suggesting Giroux was faking it back in 2016, Alain Vigneault is operating at a level of petty that I cannot help but envy.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

1 year

i think Travis Konecny grew a mullet and started playing tennis. unsure what this means for his trade value this summer

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

tell us about the results, Wes

Milwaukee Bucks

@Bucks

7 years

"Guys in Philly want to talk about the process, I'd rather talk about the results." - Bucks Owner Wes Edens

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

Hey friends. You know how sometimes it’s hard to believe good things happen to you until they’re happening? Anywho, not going to be tweeting much this weekend because I’m getting married tomorrow. Enjoy the draft.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

5 years

As Travis Konecny is named an all-star for the first time ever, never forget who was out there doing whatever was necessary to get him since the beginning.

Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

9 years

if you trade up and get Konecny i will kiss Steve Coates on the face @NHLFlyers

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

hell yes hell yes HELL YES I'VE NEVER GOT ONE OF THESE BEFORE

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

say what you will about Philadelphia, but what other cities’ 9-year-olds are so cultured that opposing players have to google what their insults mean

Neil Best

@sportswatch

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Eli Manning on @Eagles fans: "You go there, and that 9-year-old kid is giving you the double finger. Not a thumbs-up. Not, ‘We’re No. 1.’ And he said something about my mom; I had to Google what it was. It’s just different. It’s a different culture.”

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Wow buncha Philly fans made the trip to Pittsburgh to throw things on the ice how disgusting!!!!!!!!!!

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@Kurt_BSH

3 months

what’s neat about this hockey season ending is that it’s the last hockey season before Matvei Michkov joins the Philadelphia Flyers, which he will be doing this coming season, not in two additional years like the haters and losers thought

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Heard that Joel Quenneville was just seen at the center city Wawa ordering a Sizzli and a peach iced tea.

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Joel, please point Stan Van Gundy and his eliminated Detroit team to the exit, thx

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@Kurt_BSH

9 months

(/watches Jamie Drysdale casually pass the puck to another guy at the blue line before said other guy skates it in and scores) I will walk through fire for this man

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Made a Photoshop of what Dale Weise might look like in a Canadiens jersey.

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@Kurt_BSH

2 years

Flyers have given up a 1st and three 2nds between 2021-24 in the name of having the privilege to give multi-year extensions worth $5M a pop to Risto and TDA. I just ... man.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

6 years

What a shift by JVR. God damn.

NHL

@NHL

6 years

It's an @EASPORTSNHL OT winner from @nolan_patrick19 to complete the comeback for the @NHLFlyers ' seventh consecutive victory.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

4 years

Ouch 😐

Ryan Gilbert

@RGilbertSOP

4 years

Grant gives Suzuki a few pats on the head

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

2 years

man I have largely tried to stay away from Niners Whining Discourse because i generally believe every fanbase would be insufferable if that happened to them but like … when they changed that rule they gave teams an extra active roster spot! Ya coulda used it for this and didn’t!

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

2 years

#49ers HC Kyle Shanahan and GM John Lynch said they'd be in favor of bringing back the third QB rule, which allows teams to have an emergency QB in uniform on gamedays. Lynch explained "it would be good for football" because these QBs will get to develop.

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Can we just take a second to appreciate that the Flyers are going to set a record for Goaltending Instability this season and yet at the same time can rightly feel more optimistic about their long-term goalie situation than they've been able to in decades?

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@Kurt_BSH

7 years

"I looked over at the Eagles' medical staff walking out of the tunnel, and they mouthed to me, 'There is nothing good in the world. Life is just the time we spend before death. Everything is pain.' Back to you, Joe." -- Erin Andrews there, more or less

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Wow if Dallas gets Karlsson and he quarterbacks their power play then that'll be another QB in the NFC East that's better than Dak Prescott.

Chris Stevenson 🇨🇦🏒⛳️🍺

@CJ_Stevenson

6 years

NHL source tells The Athletic he thinks Dallas has emerged as front runner for Karlsson and Bobby Ryan will not be part of the deal. No other details.

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

11 months

“Steve Mason has the most starts in Flyers history of any goalie not named Parent or Hextall” feels extraordinarily fake

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

So Brian Elliott comes back from a three-month injury and is immediately asked to play four games in a row, something that became necessary after the starting goalie got hurt after playing three games in four days, all while the backup that they traded for still hasn't played.

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

sad to announce that Nolan Patrick has been traded for Carl Flyers, who has also stolen his jersey number

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

2010 WC: Michael Leighton starts 2012 WC: Bob starts over Bryz 2017 outdoor game: Neuvirth starts over Mason 2019 outdoor game: Elliott starts over Hart Maybe we should have seen this coming.

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@Kurt_BSH

10 months

if you’re going to both commit PI and a facemask then I feel like the least you have to do is not also let the guy catch the ball

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@Kurt_BSH

6 years

Not to be lost in tonight's happenings, a crucial statistic: Flyers are 1-0 in games that Boban attends

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Kurt

@Kurt_BSH

3 years

hi camuel here’s your jersey you’re playing 23 minutes tonight

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

3 years

BREAKING: We've signed defenseman @camyork2 to a three-year ELC! #AnytimeAnywhere

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@Kurt_BSH

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on this night six months ago a backup quarterback was like “hey coach you should have the third tight end throw me the ball on fourth down” and the coach was like “yeah totally sounds awesome thx” god that never gets old

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