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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

If it takes away a chunk of your peace, disengage immediately!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Heelang. Tlogelang go itira o kare ga le bothale. If someone isn't communicating with you, they are probably communicating with someone else. Smell the coffee ngwanaako gae

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Good morning. Don't be the reason someone doesn't want to wake up and go to work...be a nice colleague

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Normalise helping someone ebe go itse lona le le two hela. Believe me, it won't hurt!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Bathung nna kgang ya go kaetsiwa parking o ntse o e lebile ebe gotwe ha o boa o ntse P10 e njela maschurithi a mmele. Botsadi jwa teng bo bogale blind ha o sena di coin

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

9 months

55 years and counting...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Ke nyatsa motho yoo omanyang partner ya gagwe during the peeples gore...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Magical sunsets in the Okavango Delta

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

55 and still jogging every morning... What's your excuse likle one

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

8 months

National duty things with the bosslady.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Have a great Friday guys

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Guys we are all going through the most. Stop guilt tripping us into always checking on you... We are also dealing with our issues!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

If we agree to have a meeting at 3pm and at 1456hrs I don't see you at the venue, I will leave at exactly 3pm. Not because I have to be anywhere but just so you respect me and my time in future.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Just because we work together doesn't mean we are friends. We are just colleagues. I usually forget you as soon as it hits 430pm

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Guyses when someone hits on you just tell them you aren't interested. Trying to embarrass them by exposing their failed shot makes you tacky.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Tirelo Sechaba things...Sikwane 1996 Radio Botswana Reporter

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

11 months

And the likers of things are also here...

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Kristian Mmusi

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2 years

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Good morning lovers. Kana Tonota o kgona go makatsa ka bonte shem!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Carrying an empty cooler box from stadium to the bus rank o tshwere diteki ka seatla at 0945hrs tsatsi le kua has got to be the most painful walk of shame ever...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Morning you sexy beasts!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Once again privilege will have you thinking folk aren't making any effort at this life thing...Be careful

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Good Morning from the land of Manyonyomane. The village between 2 rivers...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Happy birthday ausi @Connie_Ferguson

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

7 months

At 55 you learn to choose peace over being right...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Please check the Gazette. There are a couple of job opportunities there

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Rest in peace dad. You fought the cancer like a true Arch. Bishop that you were. We will forever cherish your love and support. Your legacy lives on sir. Gone but will NEVER be forgotten.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

They cut the electric fence ya my brother's house ko G North. Killed two dogs at 3am. Tried their bedroom door from outside and only ran when they pressed the panic button. Not even ran coz they had the chance to throw loose bricks at the sliding door. Still saying don't kill?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

I once got a distant cousin a job at one of my friend's establishment. Two months later, my friend calls me to tell me she wants to fire him because she overheard him gossiping ka nna a mpua leswe. I asked her if he was doing a good job to which she said yes.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Just because we are relatives doesn't mean we are friends. Know your boundaries...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Guyses, when i tell you my problems there is no need to dilute them with your 'bigger' problems. Can we discuss yours next time please?!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Lwa e rata bodyshaming neh. Le bo Shrek hela setse go ikgelwa mero ka bekere motho a itha makgakga ka iPhone3 a sala a e rekelwa ka 1967. Sies! Of course I come in NO fucking peace. Tsek

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

This one says in 2000 he was in Standard 4 when I completed my first degree...trying hard to age shame me when dude looks older than me. Sad thing is, I embrace my 55 years with pride!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Told you today was gonna be a beautiful Saturday. We don't need a reason to celebrate with @bonang_m nectar #bngnectar

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

First degree graduation in 1967...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

My t-shirt when I go home to a family event in Tonota

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Lesang go bolaisa bana dikoloto ka go ba bitsa MaGaborone

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 months

55 years and counting...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Most relationships have been destroyed by 'if he/she doesn't call me, then i won't call'

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

It's perfectly fine and very normal to cut off anything that no longer works for your mental health. Family, Friends, Work environment etc. Just CUT!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

6 years

When you have a cool job that makes you meet sport celebs @SimplyCarol8 she is such a humble soul

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

26 years old today

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

A very beautiful morning to you

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

UCCSA Trinity Church

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Some time back a girl friend said, 'Kris, by now you should have kids, houses and all' I said, 'Well, if I had a cheating engineer husband who earns 6 times my bank teller wages and takes care of mortgages and school fees, I guess i could' now baby girl won't talk to me.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Akere mme lwa itse gore when you die, we just write R.I.P Kris on your wall and 5 minutes later we enjoy our gin and blue tonic? Live your life the best way you know how...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Yeah neh...MaZulu baa iteka shem

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Okay guyzens lo tla senyetsa others. I know I promised to assist tweeps get jobs from my many contacts where possible but after a day I get 'Mr, so e kae tiro yame sala ke go romella my CV maabane' Nnyaa theng ruri.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Friends for life @tlebotse

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Just saw the latest school fees rates...no wonder you guys get angry at everything!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

5 months

Ke apeile serobe mara ga ke itse gore ke tsenya mmu before or after ke se kgebetlella?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Bathung mama o nkomanyetsa go dirisa di plate tsa baeng! Kante baeng ba teng ba ta leng?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Happy birthday @bonang_m we celebrate with the nectar

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

OOMF went for a job interview on Friday in Midrand and he was asked by the female Board Chair, if he still held the view that, 'All women are golddiggers" He had posted that on twitter two months ago. Mara continue posting on shoshalmidia guyses

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Palapye Secondary School 1991 Form 2C

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

I'm saddened by the news that a wedding I stopped in 2001 ended in divorce last year...20 years later! I'm never stopping anyone's wedding. Never!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Good morning. A new day, a new era, new opportunities and a new chance to reinvent thyself!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

When you are in the midst of Entertainment Royalty.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Hello lovers... Have a splendid Saturday mme eseng le batho ba batho neh

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Thanks a lot @Leatile_kowa of Iponele Lefatshe for organising my magical experience at Camp Okavango in the Delta

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

@Mangethe95 @ZolaniPhakade A true thespian, in front and behind the camera. A gem

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

When I'm less exhausted from burying my dad, we shall talk about folk who send you call backs or ask for money from you when they are fully aware of your mourning... Lo rileng koore?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

5 months

Edinburgh...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

We off to masimo and moraka

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Ke tlo ngathiwa seledu ke mang tota?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Yeah neh

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

FNB Kazungula Bridge Marathon Activation with ma Bad Bad @Kris_Bareki @dokter_phil

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

11 months

Motho hela a tshotse ngwana le monna oo nyetseng a ntse a itse a nyetse a bo a galaotega a judge dinyatsi...tota lo tle lo reng?

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

4 months

So the kids I taught at Naledi Senior School are in their early 40s this year...does that mean I taught, anyway let me tool!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Mara tse di rata dilo shem @tlebotse

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Kristian Mmusi

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2 years

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Kgaa ya gore gatwe to be successful you have to suffer first ke batla e ntole waitse. I just want success, that's all!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Church Boys...UCCSA Trinity Church

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Kante why do we like sabotaging other people's efforts and we pretend to like them. WTF is that!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

10 months

My support system at Naledi Senior English Department

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

8 months

Gorgeous cousins at work!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

The first Father's Day without you daddy. You taught us to pray and count our blessings daily. Continue resting in peace

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Happy Saturday y'alls and be safe theng ruri. Love you all. Birthday continues until December #FeelingGood

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Hey banna. Ke rona! #ANewDawn #MascomDerby #HorsesAndFashion #FWB @tlebotse #MaunRocks

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

23 days

Oska bona a apara di suit, nne re disa mmogo...yes nna ga re kopane le kgomo nou. Re disitse ka lobaka

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

@Rre_Mosweu Lo mpolaa hela ka go re ga lo re letelle to partake mme di Range Rover tsa rona tsa divorce settlement lo batla di pega banyadi ba nyena. Gape ke rona re tlang ka di trifle le amawines...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

4 months

Happy birthday to my little man, Yaya Ramahobo

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Koore motho o thula o mongwe ko morago ka Polonyana e ntsho gole festive because o busy mo phoneng wa sms. Mxim!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Today marks a very important but emotional day for me. My first birthday without my dad who passed on in July. It still hurts but I have decided to focus on my blessings. I still have a mom and a job. I haven't had covid, I'm in a good space & love life. Ko gogobisa seriti gore.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Bathung lwa re the pain of losing a parent e fokotsega leng. After the funeral on Saturday or before? Continue resting in peace dad.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

@iam3ddie This picture is one of the best pics i have ever seen. DOPE

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

This morning i sent someone 100 worth of Mascom air by mistake. Stress se eish. I call the Homosapien and he tells me he forgot his pin. I call Mascom to halt the usage of the airtime they tell me he had iskoloto sa P78 and he has already use P17... Tla ke tlogelle Badimo hahaha

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

Sunkissed... And we like things shem @tlebotse

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

@Thapz__ Being rude to the waiter on our first date. That was a deal breaker. I don't date rude folk

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Happy Monday darlings. Birthday celebrations continue

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Be careful joggers. Ba simolotse bo Slangeni no bo Manxane by that stretch between GrandPalm and Block 5 ba tsaa amaphones around 7pm and stuff!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

I mastered the art of noticing when I'm no longer valued a long time ago... Be it family, friends or wherever. I walk away!

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

@SiyandaWrites What's there to say? You done. Imagine.

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

3 years

@lopi_g Ntate Zweli's second makoti looking gorgeous

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

1 year

Setse ke le kwaaetsho mo Abuja...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Most of my peeples are sharing pictures tsa vacation locations tsa Botswana eseng tsa kwaa batho. I love that...

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

24 days

So we work with moghel wa kwaa Motshodi and she hasn't come to work since maabane. I call and she says,'ga o itse ge nne re le bisi ka wukent. Gape santse re busa dikotlele tsa leobo ntata. Ntla lo bona maybe ka llabone'

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Kristian Mmusi

@KristianMmusi

2 years

Amadoda would rather get rained on and smell like kittens than use an umbrella in this storm? Mara toxic masculinity is real neh. Ke yone indoda MUST...!

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