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First of all, Fly higher than your family witches!, Real Madrid 🫶🏾🤍

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Kito🐉
10 months
Last night we 4 boys for room inside wey I talk say my ex no dey bee. This morning she text me “Is that how you are?”
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@NtimBarima
Kofi Ntim
16 days
Yesterday harmattan, today rain, tomorrow heat. Which season we dey saf?
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Kito🐉
6 months
Mine isn’t a heart break. We were seeing each other till i went for her birthday party. You see that “Where is your boyfriend” you people dey sing ? That’s when i stood up and her friends gave me an eye to sit. for my front norr some rasta man be dey kiss am as her boyfriend.
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Kito🐉
11 months
From who gave you my number to why are you doing this to me. I’m proud of Myself.
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Kito🐉
5 months
MTN users if i show you make i bend!
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Kito🐉
4 months
The whole ghana ebi this guy wey make hot. 😂
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@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
4 months
Tech final year student after buying pizzaman for a fresher.
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@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
11 months
Oh but why will you send my girlfriend 300 cedis for ice cream?
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Kito🐉
9 months
Those girls using jollof to eat boys should stop
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Kito🐉
9 months
I don’t understand why you’ll go to a female 4 in a room and see 4 different fridges.
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Kito🐉
5 months
That “ I’ll always love you ” you people add to a breakup message is so nkwaseasɛm cos tf?
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Kito🐉
5 months
Tchouameni ??????
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@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
6 months
Anytime I try to get a girlfriend I end up getting another sister.
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Kito🐉
10 months
Money is what most girls call attention. No worry yourself dey call every one hour.
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Kito🐉
1 month
Every man wants a good woman, so who go marry the legon girls?
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Kito🐉
10 months
University girls and “I slept off”
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Kito🐉
2 months
Fuck MTN Fuck ECG Fuck Telecel Fuck the Addo D Fuck fibre cables Fuck All African games Fuck MTN again Fuck Twitter Fuck Kai Cenat Fuck Knust Fuck MTN customer service Fuck Cal bank Fuck all those who went for playroom If you’re reading this Fuck you Fuck everybody!
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Kito🐉
4 months
Intelligent Critic says he’s in his “65s” if I say wabon you won’t understand 🤣
@BongoIdeas
Albert Nat Hyde
4 months
Still tryna figure out why a young woman in her 30s is married to a man in his 65s! WHY?
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Kito🐉
6 months
this is it
@ibrahhim1z
ibrahim 🚨
6 months
biggest Ghana-Nigeria music collaboration?
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Kito🐉
1 month
Pharmacist : How may I help you? Him : Don’t worry, attend to the others first I’m actually not in a hurry.
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Kito🐉
2 months
The taxi driver came to confront the BMW owner because he has taken his girl. I don’t know how the conversation went in the middle of the road but them beat the taxi driver stupid 🤣
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Kito🐉
12 days
What will you do if you drive pass your Mom in the rain and your car is already filled with people?
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Kito🐉
3 months
what dey bore me is the “do what you want to do”
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@troyyyxx
Troyyy🐐
3 months
Quote this with the saddest things someone has ever told you?
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Kito🐉
18 days
I gave this girl coke and after taking a sip she said “kaish” she’s here smiling but in my head it’s over sia
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Kito🐉
3 months
The last part😭
@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
3 months
Chale some Information has pae in the Kwame Nkrumah
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Kito🐉
21 days
You pay all this money for skin care and boys still fresh pass you?
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Kito🐉
9 months
So this girl proposed to me and I accepted, after 3 days she said it was a prank for her TikTok video.
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Kito🐉
4 months
My face The girl I want
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Kito🐉
9 months
For your own good don’t visit your girlfriend unannounced. I know what I’m saying
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Kito🐉
11 months
If you’ll cancel class announce it early. Ah
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Kito🐉
7 months
Bride price 12,000 but person wey break virginity use Pizzaman 65 cedis. story no clear
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Kito🐉
1 month
Birthday blessings to myself 🎉
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Kito🐉
5 months
if a girl proposes love to you. 1 minute bia you go hear I think i’m forcing myself on you
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Kito🐉
6 months
We used to think bulls were crazy for chasing red flags. look at you now.
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Kito🐉
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@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
28 days
Chale I just saw Avatar on campus
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Kito🐉
5 months
Bros why do these girls want to sleep with us before they help us?
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Kito🐉
7 months
You dey sleep for church, usher wake you up you tear am serious warning ei😂
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Kito🐉
2 months
When boys in the friendzone catch the boyfriend cheating 🤣
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Kito🐉
4 months
sake of I no be Enokay you people no stake. 🤣 70 odds Boom💥 already aka Madrid 💥🔥
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@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
4 months
You’ve not gotten your Christmas money yet? 2886FD4 -70 odds You can edit. stake what you can afford to lose.
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Kito🐉
10 months
When they don’t like you, all the time they are doing assignments.
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Kito🐉
3 months
I was hired by a church to sit in a wheelchair then unfortunately we heard gunshots in the church. come and see
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Kito🐉
14 days
I asked her to streaked me when she said she’s at a girls-sleep over. then I heard “I’m your match commentator Derek Rae and ready to provide expert analysis alongside me is Stewart Robson” in the background.
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Kito🐉
9 months
Me at your girlfriend’s hostel after round 2.
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Kito🐉
6 months
@BongoIdeas we go go spy inside then you sef them break your heart sometime
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Kito🐉
8 months
When a woman says find something to eat she’s caring but when a guy says find something to eat he’s broke and a red flag. asem wei 😂
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Kito🐉
2 months
Takeoff you’re not shy😂 nice pass Salagah.
@black_mofo__
YAYA TAKEOFF 🇬🇭🇬🇭
2 months
@Kitofficial_ Oh masa you don’t have a video of you KITO dribbling me 🤣🤣🤣
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Kito🐉
3 months
Before Jordan Ayew go pass ball then i drive from Accra reach Kumasi sef.
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Kito🐉
4 months
I asked her how many brothers she has and she replied “Just you”🥲
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Kito🐉
16 days
@Abdixxyzsn whip through Kala na the in thing
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Kito🐉
11 months
Her bio says no DMs but I’m a center back.
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Kito🐉
3 months
Even L400 sef you still go see new face for class ei.
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Kito🐉
3 months
Somewhere in ghana the kenkey seller just licked the Tapoli and continued grinding 😂
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Kito🐉
9 months
RME is better than home econs 😂
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Kito🐉
2 months
I used the optical sensor light of my mouse to learn yesterday. My kids will have no excuse not to learn 😤
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Kito🐉
5 months
Perseverance over Endurance 🙌🏽
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@GeorgeAnagli
Dr. George
5 months
Show us a picture/video of you at work this year.
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Kito🐉
3 months
In Ghana if you’re rich it’s “Babe i’m pregnant”. if you’re poor it’s “Kwabena! w’asei me life” 😂
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Kito🐉
7 months
People are scared to check up on you because you beg alot. How are you? I’m hungry!
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Kito🐉
21 days
Pick 3 and the others will attack you.
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Kito🐉
3 months
Chale some Information has pae in the Kwame Nkrumah
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Kito🐉
25 days
snitch on your hommie or cheat on your girlfriend?
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Kito🐉
10 months
Throw back my Jhs chapel prefect got pregnant 😂
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Kito🐉
3 months
How do you politely tell your visitors it’s time to go?
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Kito🐉
9 months
We dey watch football for hostel some girl change the channel to Big Brother naija. The way the boys balance am er
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Kito🐉
6 months
@kofidadzie_ she no invite me sef o. my padi be wey tell me say the girl dey do party. as i ask am she say then she dey want surprise me. chale
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Kito🐉
7 months
This woman made people watch 15 adverts on Adom tv😂.
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Kito🐉
8 months
Texting someone’s girlfriend that you’re sad dier someway o
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Kito🐉
2 months
“Go and do the Chapter 1 again” 😂
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Kito🐉
5 months
🖇️
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
5 months
Drop a random video of yourself.🥺
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Kito🐉
2 months
Tell me why you can’t do this for your man. I won’t settle for less
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Kito🐉
6 months
Like by now some Blacko then Ebony track go slap for the christmas o. wee fuor ne ashawo fuor nyinaa ndwom
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Kito🐉
5 months
i’ll give you two pages from my sketchbook 📌
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@Samantha_Arhin
Samantha
5 months
Pages from my sketchbook🤭🫣
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Kito🐉
4 months
Boooom💥😂
@Kitofficial_
Kito🐉
4 months
I’ve cooked 40+ odds 🔥 AA4715CC We don’t need any fire service cos we like the fire. Don’t tell me you didn’t see 💥 stake what you can afford to lose. Happy new year🎆💥🔥
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Kito🐉
6 months
Women don’t mind losing a 3 year friendship over cooking oil
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Kito🐉
5 months
Those who think i’m kidding
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Kito🐉
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So wait o how did Lot know that his wife has turned into salt if he can’t look back?
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Kito🐉
2 months
I heard my course mates have exams tomorrow ei
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Kito🐉
3 months
“Don’t worry I’ll concede a penalty for you guys” 🤡
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Kito🐉
2 years
Darryl still hits different❤️ @1RealJoeyB
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4 months
Person wey mad over me Pastor don heal am
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Kito🐉
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around this time last year wey them collect my babe sake of i no buy wig.
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Kito🐉
1 year
Tech final year student after buying pizzaman for a fresher.
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Kito🐉
4 months
4 days this man no smile
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@badbrace09
+☔️
4 months
Show off your face card !
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Kito🐉
4 months
We were all small accounts. you buy blue badge so you no dey react to posts again even though we react to your nonsense. We see you🫵🏾👀
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Kito🐉
7 months
8/10
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@__theSeyram
Seyram
7 months
September photo & video dump? Let's have it✍️
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Kito🐉
6 months
Please does this mean she likes me too?🫣
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5 months
📌
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@Samantha_Arhin
Samantha
5 months
@Kitofficial_ 🤣🤣more proof?
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Kito🐉
4 months
I’ve never known any Linda in my life though.
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Kito🐉
2 years
Kwesi Arthur really do the album!!
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Kito🐉
6 months
@akosua_amoabea Akosua stop na rn wey the thing pain me
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Kito🐉
4 months
Don’t say anything just drop 🔥 giveaway coming sooooooon!!!!
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Kito🐉
4 months
sake of I no be Enokay you people no stake. 🤣 70 odds Boom💥 already aka Madrid 💥🔥
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Kito🐉
5 months
Code Micky hold Bongo ein neck for one side 😂
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Kito🐉
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I asked AI if there’s a crack for Fifa 23 and this happened..
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