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@KhanLamax

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Joined June 2020
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
19 days
Much RESPECT to this guy, he continues to defy the odds of age!
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Mimi na Follow back, Je wewe?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Nataka ku follow 15 soldiers, comment tuku follow.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
17 days
Utaomoka tuu, sii lazima utushtue na ma quotes kubwa kubwa.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
20 days
Personally sinanga pic ya the other gender kwa simu yangu.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
1 month
When the Kenyan flag no longer feeds you, you raise your mom's flag. Happy Weekend.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
18 days
Is it true that Men with bright future are always broke in their 20s?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Kwani bookten hukua caretaker?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
1 month
Unaambia mtu hauna pesa anakasirika hata kukuliko. Maisha gani haya?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
19 days
Five events that will change every man's life: 1. Being broke 2. A friend betraying you 3. The death of your father 4. Getting your heart broken 5. Realizing no one is coming to save you What did I miss?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Na mbona huyu leo amevaa KANZU?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
1 month
Why should a Governor force Landlords to paint their Buildings Green?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
18 days
I know you will try to sanitise, but 'Why is it that majority of Terrorist are Muslims?' Make me understand this nonsense.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
19 days
Schools are opening Next Week Monday 13th. KMPDU strike has been called off. Dr William Ruto Government is overworking.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
20 days
Follow this Account, it follows back with no Ego.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Ndio tuko kejani huku kwa book ten. Temperature below 19°C.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
'Sii ati Mimi Ni mwizi, hata pia wee ukidara mpoa upate punch utaiwacha kweli?'
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
19 days
Wueeh,,,,Nurse intern walikua Wana Earn 104K.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
14 days
You will always have problems. Learn to enjoy life while solving them.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
22 days
I still owe HELB 160,000. 😂😂😂
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
20 days
Ni hapa Twitter mnasema 'He is a one term president.'. Kwa Ground anapendwaa ajab. One term Ni nyinyi.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
30 days
I want to try CADET for the last time.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
26 days
Personally I made my mind when I discovered that the government won't save me.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Badala ya Moles, tungefunzwa Coding!
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
22 days
Laleni mapema kesho msishuke stairs na hasira!
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
18 days
'Everything has gone up in price Except Salvation, it is still a free gift paid in full by Jesus.'
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Khan Lamax
20 days
This Course almost killed me in campus, now I have no job!
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Diamond Trust Bank has declared a dividend of Ksh 6 for the FY 2023. More details to follow.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
17 days
Good morning friends of President William Ruto? A man on a mission.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Mko Basha ama?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
23 days
Nmelipia kijana yangu 5k ya Cyclone Hidaya trip wanaenda Mombasa. Cowdamnit.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
1 month
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
13 days
It's EPRA Day. Diesel Prices expected to fall in the latest EPRA Review later today.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
20 days
I don't know who wants to hear this— But, if things are not working, Stay put and remain confident. Don't lose the momentum.
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Khan Lamax
1 month
Saseni matajiri? Habari za jioni.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
26 days
The bitter truth, 'Nobody is coming to save you.'
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
25 days
Si mliona nilimpea kazi,si mkaona akashindwa. Sasa mtanilaumu kweli? Niko na makosa gani!
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Corruption & bribery, incompetence and outward plunder. The story of the Republic of Kenya. Here, the mighty survive.
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Khan Lamax
18 days
"Free speech is meaningless unless you allow people you don't like to say things you don't like."
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Khan Lamax
1 month
Mnatusi watu the mnaenda DM kuomba kazi.
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Khan Lamax
17 days
As a man the worst thing that can happen to you is being Broke. Nobody respects a broke man.
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Khan Lamax
19 days
President Ruto will address Nollywood actors while in Washington DC during his official state Visit.
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Kwani hio Land stamp duty haikuangi 4% & 2%?
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Khan Lamax
19 days
Schools set to re open on Monday 13th May 2024.
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Another day to remind you that under the right circumstances, anyone can betray you.
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Khan Lamax
13 days
How old were you when you found out UB40 is the official name of the application form for unemployment benefits in the UK. The members of one of the most successful Reggae bands in the world met while queuing to apply for welfare benefits in Birmingham. The rest is history
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@KhanLamax
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2 months
The way Julians is waiting for CBK MPC statement inorder to give us a 🧵. Just for laughs. [ @AmbokoJH ]
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
17 days
Zakayo Ni Jina tuu, 'Focus on the Tax'
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Khan Lamax
19 days
Parents who diverted School Fees when they see the Sun feel like fainting.
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Khan Lamax
21 days
Comrades walienda home, wako offline ajab😂😂.
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Khan Lamax
20 days
Laleni mapema kesho msishuke stairs na hasira!
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Khan Lamax
2 months
I follow back Everyone who follows. Tujengane small wigs wacha ego!
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Khan Lamax
29 days
Today I am broke, living a miserable life, but I know we all gloom differently. One day I will bounce back!
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Khan Lamax
26 days
Whatever you resolve to do, do it with a lot of commitment. I want you to commit to it, one day you will look behind & say, "I made the right decision."
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Khan Lamax
1 month
Kuna deal inaivana, relax.
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27 days
Majority of our current Leaders in Parliament will not capture their seats back.
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Khan Lamax
2 months
For Every 10 people selling Smokie 4 are Graduates.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
Pia wewe uko na degree?😂😂😂
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Yesu amepigwa busu, Je wewe?
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
19 days
Middle Class 🔥🔥🔥 Hii Ni mwaka yenu.
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Khan Lamax
27 days
One of the biggest threat to our Banking Sector today is cyber security, but how well is the sector prepared?
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2 months
Devki Group is currently launching a new Cement is West Pokot. President Ruto is present.
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The 40% of our budget that is stolen every year, can transform Kenya into a first class country with first class manpower and facilities.
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Khan Lamax
23 days
Girona hulemea aje Barca?
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Khan Lamax
28 days
“To live without hope is to cease to live.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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19 days
Tofauti ya Azimio na KMPDU Ni ipi?
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Khan Lamax
25 days
Nani anajua shida zetu.
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Hii mchezo ya CV revamping imejaa Sana skuizi. You want to steal from the already broke unemployed Graduates.
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Khan Lamax
19 days
Most theorists never know how misplaced their advice is, but we keep quiet nevertheless.
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Khan Lamax
26 days
The Senegalese government ditch French and adopts Arabic as its official language.
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Khan Lamax
19 days
I regret why I was forced kudungwa hio Johnson and Johnson.🚮
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Khan Lamax
23 days
A man's Life is already hard, Focus.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
2 months
I am tired looking for money, money should also look for me.
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Khan Lamax
20 days
I took too long growing from age 10-20, but I am growing fast from Age 21-30.
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Khan Lamax
23 days
Small wigs, don't stop tweeting, they always see our tweets but they just can not retweet hahaha.
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Khan Lamax
1 month
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Account za Wahindi nazo huwa loyal aje😂😂
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Khan Lamax
16 days
Supplies to KDF & National Police Service are non Taxable. You know who will supply, who offers insurance..etc
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Wacha Ni unfollow wale wa kiburi😂😂
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
1 month
Good morning friends of Pres.William Ruto? Rais Mchapa kazi!
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Khan Lamax
2 months
Naona Kairo anaanza ku trade rough.
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Khan Lamax
11 days
"For many years he made us believe he was a comrade with an Actuarial Science Degree."
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Khan Lamax
20 days
It's impossible to defeat an ignorant person here on X.
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Khan Lamax
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You drive through the HQ of Nandi County, that is Kapsabet town & you wonder when will fruits of development reach this town.
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@KhanLamax
Khan Lamax
23 days
Here we go. In the next months Fabrizio Romano is going to be a busy sleepless man. Dude will be important than anything else.
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