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@KhaCookieCow

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Waiter, Barista, Bartender. Masters League player and coach

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Joined June 2016
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@KhaCookieCow
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7 months
all the comments are npcs calling her beautiful i cant
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@Shacloner @fabesdmin Yes shaclone. Maybe you should try to lane? You wont get stuck in d3 surely
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2 years
@Abyss_ix @LSXYZ9 I know this is a meme, but this is honestly a really realistic outcome of what may already have happened, or might happen
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7 months
@AerialLix yeah its her playing
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@uhlexxxuh It feels really shitty to disagree here because defending rapists is not something i want to do but justifying murder or like saying rape>murder is not it. I think they should be punished sorta equally. I get rape permanently ruins someones life but murder is murder. Hard take
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@KhaCookieCow
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8 months
@puredxll Saw 10 girls prettier than you on my morning walk to work
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@KhaCookieCow
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11 months
@Honeycocaaiine Can I ask why you are surprised that you get warned for telling people to end their life? Maybe you should be surprised that it's not a 14 day vacation?
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7 months
Person that acts like this is ugly not beautiful
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11 months
@virkayu @bonevoid I literally dont get why he can fly mid combat.. he just flies away while burning me like a cracked up version of Singed
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2 years
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@AstralisLoL Astralis LOL because half the team is laughable
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4 months
@LoLUKN Actually absurd to reveal something for 2025 in January 2024, some rioter doing this solo on a microwave?
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@cancerratarded thats a jhin not an adc
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@RiotPhroxzon If you can openly say u have to make risky changes to make this awful champion stay in meta then maybe you should consider disabling it and reworking it Imagine intentionally keeping something THIS unhealthy in the worlds largest esport Very weird?
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@thebausffs And you post this proud why? when it should get you banned
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1 year
@IReekofTrash69 @thebausffs cool argument hes still griefing
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
LFT - Interested in any offer, as long as it's serious I'm looking for a place to grow, learn, stay and win. DM me for a chat and I'd love to play tryouts. 🇩🇰21
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6 months
@sumifps @soraliyn @elysianfps you are part of the problem
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11 months
@Honeycocaaiine "Officer, he hit me so I shot him, I don't think he cared"
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1 month
@Veigar_v2 timmy just got home from school man
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@KhaCookieCow
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23 days
@emote_typer 1300 ability power, fully stacked liandries. Ult is an execute, execute doesnt see shield, 34 minute game Draven or Veigar which champ is better, ran forward entire fight whilst he kited perfectly
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
I usually stay completely out of drama with players but I felt as this deserves a post. This player/person is LFT and showed up to my tryouts. Played horridly (whatever) but then, decided to tell management to kill themselves, as well as dm me racial slur Don't get him for tryout
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Toplane: Useless Midlane: 50% useless 50% help jungle jungle: help bot adc: broken unfair overpowered support: broken unfair overpowered it is what it is
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@KhaCookieCow
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11 months
@LoLMidorima But you're afk?
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5 months
@Drututt Yeah they wont lose in 20min to nemesis actually
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Hello @RiotSupport 0/16/1 0/17/0 Average tier: Master. Pro players in the MMR account name: TheBausFfs Maybe a 14 day ban, that cannot be revoked. Would do wonders!
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
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2 years
@Veigar_v2 @Devilpiotr1 good way to answer a genuine question
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2 years
@forestwithout Elosanta is based thats whats going on
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@KhaCookieCow
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6 months
@wyrdly1 This was hard to watch Thank you 👍
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11 months
You cannot convince me that 20 damage on the energized actually changes anything with this item Maybe you just stopped taking dark harvest and building duskblade and at LEAST you build crit Stormrazor galeforce was 90x better before
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11 months
OK I SOLVED THE PATCH JUST BUILD ANYTHING RIOT BUFFS LIKE STATTIK SHIV
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 months
@Spideraxe30 Please read the replies and qrts, everybody wants AD buffs, shyvana is a bruiser not a mage literally nobody wants mage buffs
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2 years
@FlawedLoL pick rate 0.04%. Insane post bro
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2 years
@KarasMaii your champ is the most forgiving champ in the game. its the most elo inflated not because its "easy" in that it has no difficulties but if u ever fuck up. Ult, hop, fly through wall, dash, heal, fly through wall, ult, run away its so forgiving, u can make 20 mistakes NP.
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10 months
@Spideraxe30 Nerf it for ranged only? :)
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@RiotPhroxzon Every adc is overpowered Every tank is a troll grief pick Every assassin is a one trick pony pick Early game junglers are stupid If you pick Leona and not Zilean Karma you need to be permabanned
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
I finally made it to low elo
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
I don't think you're allowed to use Photoshop to make up fake accusations of pedophilia goes a bit beyond just League twitter sheninigans no? report the tweet
so we all are just gonna collectively ignore the fact that you tweeted this last year? and then you deactivated after getting backlash
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@macaiyla Please start respecting peoples pronouns
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2 years
@Spicalol tsm got rid of their only sane player now, what a smart org.
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
I am LFT. After one year of amateur team, I am looking to expand my skill and grow with a group. I am excited and eager to show what I have to offer in a stable team environment. Dms are open. Discord on picture
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1 year
Is this guy just super racist or whats the deal?
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1 year
Can we please buff this Item? In what world does this full damage item that is meant to be a high damage item give less AP than Banshee Zhonya Void HOW?? lich bane gives 75 ap... In what world?
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
What an incredible weekend. Here's to an even better and stronger future, eScribas has it all in our hands.
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1 year
I would love to see Veigarv2 try to defend this
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
The police picked me up. Going to hospital. Thank you
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@Cwestphal95 @Yassuo Everyone should pay more taxes. Tax is a good thing. Biden is only planning to raise tax for those who make over 400k a year, barely anyone will get affected and im sure Moe would love to pay that tax. Moe already does great things with his money, look all the charity he did.
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
Hey twitter oomfies 🥳🥳 It's my Birthday
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Stop hating on Erknaite even if you dislike him like its soooooo cringe that its borderline bullying y'all are fuckkkking losers man just improve your own life and stop bringing others down
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@KhaCookieCow
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5 months
fuck you all on twitter, fuck hancock and fuck you npcs hating on erknaite
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@KDAAkali @wolverene Mid and jungle require fifty times more map knowledge but ye
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@aliyalul @macawcaw123 You're complaining about not being able to play a game you've completed. Wait for more content to come out lol.
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Fucking loser meta only botlane matters fuck you riot
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
Midlane tierlist I saw all the chatter Curtis midlane tierlist made and I decided to make my own I made this tierlist in 10 minutes, a lot of champions will be able to be moved 1 up or 1 down. Very open for debate
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@doaenel holy fucking shit?
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
I get all the females
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@msftt_ @xSt33zy @SantiagoTherese Pretty sure alot of men would take birth control if it was a possibility, you're getting unessecarily aggresive, and your word usage screams toxicity and kam.
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Just look at these replies twitter is so disgusting
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
LFT After a Winter split filled with highs and lows I am hungry for more highs for the Spring split. Likes and retweets very appreciated Lovely graphic done by @Mikasairu
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1 year
I might quit League for real this time if riot don't fix their shit the only role that interests me in the game is Jungle and only chessboard farming high resource macrohard jungle I have zero interest in Vi Elise Wukong Jungle has been gradually getting worse for 4 months
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1 year
@thebausffs Good. You deserve it, this time don't cry to be unbanned?
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11 months
playing with G2 tifa was the most free jungle game I played in months lmfaooo she's there for every single play
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7 months
@itsbuffybiotch are you okay ❤️
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
Just your weekly reminder that @exodiamental is a literal proud rapist and he has an active livestream where he gets supporters and money! :D
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@imcuteirl
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2 years
normal person
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@KhaCookieCow
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10 months
Thanks for the pictures @holyschnier 🤗🫣 and thanks for taking pictures with me @lol_kiritsu was a pleasure to meet u
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
YUUMI KWITTEN. UWU FOR DWADDY. YUUMI KWITTEN ATTACH TO U. U SO WARM. I LOVE SWITTING ON YOU DWADDY UWU. I AM PLATINUM 49% WINRATE PLAYER, BUT WITH YOU DWADDY, I AM MASTER 0LP, I AM NOT BWOOSTED, I HAVE GOOD YWUUMI KDA
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3 years
Who ever called the police. Thank you. I am at the hospital now. Im a bout to get put in and talk to. Psychatatriat.
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2 years
@LCSOfficial @Cloud9 @LSXYZ9 @Fudgecakey No you dont understand shurelya makes you go faster so the 30k billion healing from moonstone is very bad
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3 months
@VeteranEU Hes on azir every game so makes sense
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1 year
if you are a transphobe just block me NOW. I do not want you near me.
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@Deyuux @doaenel Conq if human Phaserush if doenal
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@SymphonySona @BessWisty @RiotPhroxzon Zeka played just as many Akali games at worlds and Akali is "strong" if you are looking at major region metas Stop having strong victim complex. Riot never will or never has balance around champion genders its actually crazy
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@man0_4lex @Klipzy101 @flex_huge @HUN2R Andrew tate profile picture and question mark to greek ban ahahahahah holy shit get help
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@lolGhidi I don't see what your point is? They banned your champions and made you useless so they won. Play something different then? This is not sexism its character bans, you're completely sepperated from reality if you see this being toxic for women.
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
aram is loved by egirls because they're all random and all mid
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5 months
@X9HANCOCK loser :)
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@emiliacosplay facts; here i am maining khazix because I am a nasty bug irl help me emilia.
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@KhaCookieCow
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3 years
@Exus_lol @lolexos No. She doesnt counter khazix at all. You kill an adc regardless of their shieldbow, exhaust and no isolation kitten bagpack. Khazix Q is broken and does 1500 damage. Why dumb comment?
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1 year
if you know what this is we should be friends
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
I just did a massive unfollow spree, on everyone that generally doesn't interact with me or anyone that I do not know who is. If I unfollowed you by mistake, or unfollwed you, and you still want to be mutuals/friends just let me know, and I will simply follow you back <3
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
How to literally ruin league of legends; make these pickable
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
i havent played much lately but yeh
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
I might make a jungle tierlist today
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@KhaCookieCow
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1 year
@RiotPhlox LET THIS OUT ON LIVE DONT PULL IT BACK PLEASE RELEASE IT
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
mine
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
Jungle tierlist Based on of all the comments asking why me, a jungler made a midlane tierlist, I decided to make a jungle tierlist myself Debate very open. And yes, Rek'sai is shit
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 years
@eonoxd yuumi and lulu doesnt require mechanics rammus doesnt require mechanics support and jungle are both full macro roles unless ur playing nidalee rengar jungle is the harder role, jungle takes more skill
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@KhaCookieCow
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2 months
@888fangs "yeah ill take care of you I like you for who you are" one mental breakdown "Wtf ur a horrible person and ur disgusting ill never talk to u again" 😋😋😍😍🤪🤪🤪🤪
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