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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

1 month

If you’re for school vouchers but against free lunch in schools, explain it to me like I’m 5.

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4 months

The Cherokee Nation and Chickasaw Nation signed up to receive federal funds. ANY student (native or not) who attends public school in their reservation is eligible.

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4 months

Oklahoma (aka Governor Shitty Stitty) has opted out of a summer food program that feeds kids. Oklahoma is in the bottom 10 in the country in terms of food security. 1 in 5 kids in Oklahoma faces food insecurity.

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14 days

YOU GUYS!!! I hadn’t checked my mail. JUDGE SIGNED! I AM FUCKING DIVORCED!!!

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18 days

It is just insane, all these years later, we’re still dealing with Trump leading the damn news. God I wish he would just go away.

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@KelliBruer

5 months

My mom has passed. Thank you everyone for all the good thoughts, prayers, info, support! over the the last few years’ journey. She always loved seeing your tweets supporting her! LOVED. Merry Christmas. Love y’all. ❤️

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3 years

@raineeemarieee @SilasMiami They can also say nothing. Their “honesty” is often just their opinion. Is it harming someone? No? They should just keep quiet.

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3 years

Shout out to Cherokee Nation Businesses for closing all their casinos over the next two days to conserve power. This is what leadership does! #tribes #nativeamerica

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4 years

@JolieEau @MackenzieMays @KissanKuono Have the bus drivers drive the cafeteria staff around. It’ll keep their jobs too.

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4 years

There are a whole lot of Oklahomans worried about taxes over a $400K threshold. Why? Do they think that one day they’ll be earning that? Because they won’t be.

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4 years

@davidlparsons @GregoryHardinII “No masks allowed” rEsTriCts mY fReEdoM

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1 month

@love4writenword It’s been proven that the costs of administering the free/reduced lunch program costs more than just providing free lunch for all public school kids. Most schools in my state are 80% or so (+ or -) eligible kids.

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1 month

@GuidanceDevine My gut tells me if you want your kid in private school, you should pay for that. Above the green fee (normal taxes everyone pays). That’s the least they can do.

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9 months

So none of our elected or community stood up to that man? Just let a woman, Dr. Gist, take the lead alone? Bynum, hope you never run for another office ever. Our state legislators, too. And every community and nonprofit “leader” regardless of how deep your damn pockets are.

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Kelli Bruer

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4 months

Has he even read a local newspaper lately? Wow.

Sen. James Lankford

@SenatorLankford

4 months

Oklahoma is leading the way to protect the life of every child.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

3 months

My grandma working in the bomber plant at Douglas Aircraft in the 1940s 🥰

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1 month

@DavidWoycechow2 What about school vouchers? Let the parents or private schools fund that.

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1 month

Just signed my divorce papers, babbbbbyyyyy!!!!!

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2 years

@MoiraDonegan They’re in no real danger but I hope they never know another moment’s peace and still scared until the day they die.

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1 month

Fried up some okra to snack on waiting on a tornado. #okwx #okie

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2 months

@redwire981 @DoveFemm Start the paperwork and have it ready go. But you won’t.

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3 months

@yamihere333 @RemakingManhood Jordan mansplaining mansplaining, yo 😂😂😂

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3 years

My mom is off the ventilator!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@KelliBruer

8 months

Damn the narcissism is strong with this one. It honestly triggered my fight or flight response. Ooof. I just can’t with men like this anymore. Is it just me, ladies?

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@SoonerScoop

8 months

Jeff Lebby's response to @GuerinEmig 's postgame questions about Art Briles being down on the field after the game.

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4 months

Why do all these men think no-fault divorce only means their wife is going to up and leave them? Do I know any divorced men that are thinking “man, sure wish that divorce process was harder, longer, more expensive and humiliating to get out of” ???

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

5 months

Just found out my mom won’t be coming home from hospital. I don’t know what to think.

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Kelli Bruer

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4 months

Mom’s obituary published today. We’re laying her to rest Wednesday (viewing) and Thursday (burial). She loved me reading all your tweets of support over the last few years. Thanks, guys. 🥰

Watkins Kay Obituary (1944 - 2024) - Tulsa, OK - Tulsa World

View Watkins Glenda Kay's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

5 months

If you wonder why i address my state governor as John, not Kevin. It’s because he “identifies” as Kevin. But I’m gonna go off his birth certificate name. Government name or bust, baby.

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@KelliBruer

7 months

Who has legal standing to sue? Can any property tax or income tax payer in Oklahoma sue?

KFOR

@kfor

7 months

Oklahoma Statewide Virtual Charter School Board approves contract for nation’s first religious public charter school

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@KelliBruer

1 month

@cminmd I know. One proponent shared the data that proved it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@KelliBruer

1 month

STFU dude. My future MIL had to pay for my abortion because we were broke. If you think abortion is cheap or easy, shut all up the way up.

Acyn

@Acyn

1 month

Simone: If you had to travel to another state to get an abortion, it’s not the worst thing in the world. Hopefully this is very rare occurrence in your life… Buying a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not the worst thing in the world.

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5 months

Anyway, mute me! I’m cool with that. I swear. My mom loved fishing, OU football, cooking (she was the best!), sports cars!!, and she loved me and my brother.

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@KelliBruer

3 years

Seeing this news story about @CherokeeNation investing $40 million in their early education/Head Start infrastructure is fantastic! This is what leadership and smart investment looks like.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

4 months

I am vodka drunk at 4:22 pm. Mute me. Unfollow me. Do what you will. I’ll be better tomorrow.

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@KelliBruer

3 years

MY MOM IS AWAKE!! omg this is huge step. Yesterday and today were so down. Thank god for this step and those dedicated team at Saint Francis. After a sad cry earlier it feels good to have a bit of a relief/good cry right now.

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@KelliBruer

11 months

Saw a big crowd of linemen at dinner tonight and you know I asked, announced it and the whole place cheered and bought their dinner.

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@KelliBruer

14 days

Good thing y’all are buying those rich owners a new stadium thoooooooooo

OKC THUNDER

@okcthunder

14 days

FYI: Due to NBA rules, tonight’s NBA TV broadcast of game 4 will be blacked out in the Thunder market. Only way to watch & stream is Bally Sports Oklahoma and BallySports+

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14 days

Awww! It’s so fucking horrible. I do a have a child AXCSTUALLY. My biggest regret is not getting out before he started beating our son, too. That’s on me. The day my son knocked his dad out to protect me was the end.

Joe Gordan

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14 days

@KelliBruer What a horrible day for you. Divorce is horrible. I hope you didn’t have kids.

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8 months

Again, for the crowd, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONGRESS? You ARE THE DEBT. It’s you. You and your colleagues. Tired of hearing about your failures.

Sen. James Lankford

@SenatorLankford

8 months

We’re $32 TRILLION in debt–we should be having a grown up, hard conversation about how to bring it down. Shutting down the government won’t help us have those talks.

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3 months

A woman at the doc’s office was listening to her vmails on SPEAKER. One came up that said “Hi Hannah, this is so-and-so from the Tahlequah Police Department…” and she hit that stop button so fast 😂😂😂 Nah, I had to listen to the last three. I want to hear this one. 😎

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6 months

Is he on his period? He needs to chill. So emotional.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

6 months

Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) just tried to fight a witness at a hearing.

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1 month

Still haven’t listed my house for sale yet. Anyone want to buy it? $175K and it’s yours!

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3 years

Mom update: she’s been in the ER since 2:30. Waiting on an ICU bed if she can last. She’s unconscious on a ventilator now. It is a heart breaking day.

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@KelliBruer

1 month

I can’t call my mom anymore and make sure she has the weather on. Woah. That just hit hard.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

2 months

I don’t know anything about this person but my gut says everything the Washington Post is about to print is accurate. 🤣

Michael Cauble

@Cauble

2 months

Kim Mulkey with a lengthy statement regarding a forthcoming article that the @washingtonpost is working on. #LSU

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

6 months

Just what you want in a Senator….thin-skinned and violent.

Markwayne Mullin

@SenMullin

6 months

In Oklahoma, if you run your mouth, you get called out. Period.

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3 years

Mom update: she’s still on ventilator. And just now, 24+ hours later, getting moved from ER to an ICU bed. I know she’s getting great care. But I’m just sharing this to let y’all know the hospital situation. Hospitals are overrun on any given day much less a pandemic surge.

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Kelli Bruer

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13 days

No matter what a man says I’m just going to start replying “you dumb dirty whore” just for funsies. Wish me luck!

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

2 years

I just discovered honey on cornbread was a thing. Why didn’t y’all tell me? Did I miss this in my southern roots? (We eat sweet cornbread, for sure). Is it Black culture? Creole southern culture? How did this miss me?

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@KelliBruer

4 years

Tell me again why Mathis Brothers is open?

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1 month

In a rare moment, jumped on tinder for two seconds. The number of married Tulsa firefighters looking for a side piece is disturbing. Get your shit together. Nothing changes I stg.

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Kelli Bruer

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4 months

Here’s mom❤️

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

6 years

A man who raped me years ago just posted something online making a joke about allegations of assault. I just confronted him in a message. I’m shaking. Scariest thing I’ve ever done. Deep breaths.

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10 months

@notsarahgray I would change. Especially if your kids are Native presenting.

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2 months

Friend with a private account shared this. Westboro is coming to Owasso. I’ll damn sure show up. These kids do not deserve this.

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5 months

Who tf is this guy? Do y’all really listen to him in OKC? Weirdo shit. Even for twitter.

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26 days

Based on replies, air fryers are either amazingly awesome, or you all have stock in them. 😭😂 dang it. Now I have to get one.

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@KelliBruer

1 month

Gentlemen, I know it’s fun I signed divorce papers yesterday. But hitting my DMs with stories of your supposedly shitty ex-wife and how she fucked you over is not a flex. My gut is you did not get decimated financially and also you probably fucking deserve it.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

5 months

Mom update: it’s renal failure. She’s being admitted. Keeping her comfortable and giving meds. She should be okay. Anyway, thanks for the thoughts, y’all. Love you.

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8 months

Had a house closing/signing today. My ex was just made aware that all the proceeds and check go to me because I’m the the title holder. Wish I could’ve been there when they told him. 🤣😂😂

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

2 years

Yet another holiday season where we have an area police department pulling people over to “surprise them with gifts.” Yeah, um, let’s not do this anymore.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

6 months

Just got the call. For all who celebrate, I’m signing final decree documents tomorrow. Praise baby Jesus!

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

7 months

Can someone tell John Kevin that tribal citizenship is not a race? Please. PLEASE.

Governor Kevin Stitt

@GovStitt

7 months

Some think that certain races shouldn’t have to pay taxes while other races do. I’ve taken a radical position: race shouldn’t play a factor in how much you pay in taxes. If some Oklahomans don’t have to pay taxes, then no one should.

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2 years

@nora_lehmann @clouttrout420 @mo87mo87 Yeah, you’ve got to file those “notes” online yourself. But they do give you a business card to call if you solve your own robbery!

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4 months

For all the folks reading my mom’s obit, just know she was also stubborn as hell, passive-aggressive, and played ‘dumb’ on gate keeping family recipes. ❤️

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12 days

Btw if anyone sees my ex—MIL out and about, would you go slap her for me? That’d be great. She called the cops on my kid for old warrant and now he’s locked up in Rogers County. Good times, man. What a snitch bitch.

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@KelliBruer

4 months

My mom died a month ago tomorrow. Still do not have death certificates from the state. Do you know how much stuff needs a death certificate? C’mon Oklahoma records folks! I’m rooting for you!

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

14 days

My goodness, the defensiveness about me posting at 11 pm I was legally divorced. He’s not going to fuck you. Welp, he might, actually. If you want his digits, lmk. Maybe a good man can tame him. 🥂

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@KelliBruer

1 month

Watching the local news tonight about loosening our gun laws. Y’all, brass knuckles are illegal in Oklahoma. But sure, guns. 🤷‍♀️

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@KelliBruer

5 months

Current view #tulsa

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@KelliBruer

2 years

In some personal news: my husband and I are getting a divorce. In hilarious news: he just asked if he could take his bathroom toilet with him (it’s taller than avg) and put in a regular one. 😭🤣😂

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15 days

It’s 2024. Why do these not have pop top lids?

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@KelliBruer

19 days

Btw, throwing this out there, Chicago has recreational weed. Just walked right in with a valid ID. Gave them sweet, sweet tax dollars from out of state. 🤷‍♀️ You’d think with major attractions like the BOK Center, huge events, etc. visitors to Tulsa would enjoy that. But noooooope.

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

2 years

@Cabal_Educator The “big pharma” part always cracks me up. Who do they think makes ivermectin and hqx? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Kelli Bruer

@KelliBruer

6 months

Anyone want to see a sitting US Senator get dog walked by a Teamster 👇🏼😂😂

Greg Price

@greg_price11

6 months

Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin @SenMullin just stood up and tried to fight labor leader Sean O'Brien @TeamsterSOB at a Senate Help Committee hearing after reading his tweet where O'Brien says he'd take him "any time, any place."

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3 months

The sunset hitting our prairie river 🔥

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5 months

Found this bank receipt, cash, a list of songs and photos stashed in an envelope at mom’s house. I guess she did plan her funeral. 💕

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23 days

My apartment building happens to be an historic building. With a huge fancy staircase. People use the space for weddings. So multiple times per week, like just now, I roll down to get my booze delivery looking like a rabid opossum, smack dab into wedding party photos.

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4 years

@AlexBrooklyn14 @andylassner From the bottom of my heart, I’m so sorry this is the case for you. I vote, I speak up, I donate, I care. What can I do to be more helpful in effecting change? 😢

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@KelliBruer

3 months

This envelope was in my mom’s safety deposit box with cash in it from 2005. 2005! I’m happy to report she got the new pontoon before she died. 🥰🎉

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@KelliBruer

4 years

This is ridiculous. Safety nets should not be at the whim of charity. Safety nets should be policy. They are for the public, common good. Just like clean water or highways. Smh

Sen. James Lankford

@SenatorLankford

4 years

Government is the third safety net after families, churches & non-profits. Non-profits & houses of worship are the ones holding up families across the nation- Congress should incentivize people to give to them as they continue to meet the needs of their neighbors.

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4 months

Just took the trash down the hall and met my neighbor for the first time 🎉 everything is FINE

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@KelliBruer

2 years

Just on phone with mom for last 1.5 hours. They are safe. My brother WAS there. (St Francis main hospital to be clear). He had wheeled her outside for fresh air when it started going down. Staff ushered them in for lockdown.

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1 month

Y’all. Mute me for tonight. Or, I dunno, meet me in the alley? But I stopped at the DGX and have a bottle of $13.99 wine and I’m rolling with it.

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5 years

@elleumuhno @AdamClayReeves @celebrityhottub And woke up screaming “I’m still watching that” as someone grabs the remote.

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3 years

@DCbeach805 So happy to hear this! I don’t know you but I’m about in tears. My son was in 1.5 years. I can’t imagine 11. Much love and recovery to all of you. 🥰

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4 months

Just me and my smoking hot, sexy, new lover (my new skillet) for NYE tonight. 😘

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3 years

I’ve been texting with my best friend & she checks in on my mom. Today she texted me pics of her dog Walter, who is a grumpy old man. 🥰

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@KelliBruer

3 months

His comms team just did this and I am in love 😂😂😂

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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Just like we drew it up.

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5 years

My son and his friends hang out at Senior Tequilas occasionally. They joke about a guy they call Standing Dave who is always at the bar drunk and stands the whole time. Hubby and son go tonight. They send me home a pic. It is my ex-husband. My ex is Standing Dave. 😂 #smalltown

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@KelliBruer

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@GuidanceDevine Do we provide free toll roads? Everyone pays the green fee. Everyone pays for their own upgrade. Right? That’s why we aren’t paying for free lunches for all. Parental responsibility. Right?

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16 days

I should probably shower just in case I wind up meeting all 350+ of my neighbors later in the underground garage.

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4 months

When I make soup, I just stand in the kitchen and eat roughly 800 “tester” bowls until I’m no longer hungry for a bowl of soup.

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3 years

@EOpsych @SunningCham88 @DrGJackBrown See rule #1 for starters

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3 years

From now on, everyone who comments on Facebook about the Tulsa Race Massacre centennial with “just move on! More division!” I will be replying with that racist announcer video link.

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I watch this every single time I see it going around lol

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@ItsDeanBlundell

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40 year old 4 year old totally gets it.

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@KelliBruer

2 months

Proof that marijuana is a gateway drug: I’ve decided I’m going to make some croutons. 🤣💃

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1 month

My entire apartment is three rooms. Yet somehow, I just had socks in my hand, put them down and now cannot find them. How????? 😩😂

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5 months

@mattxiv @dreamarius In the early 90s I watched my friend and neighbor die of AIDS. Now today, I have a family member that lives with HIV and great meds. Heartbreaking so many vibrant souls died.

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@KelliBruer

11 months

Story Time: another Tinder edition! Tinder date. Dinner. Very nice. Fine! Enjoyable! Get home and Google him. First hit is a news story and mugshot of him for assaulting a police officer. And he is WRECKED in the photo. Happy dating, sisters and brothers!

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10 months

Whew!! I lost half my pension today but also lost 350 lbs of pain in the ass. I am over the moon!!!! 🤣😭🎉

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