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Inkslinger. Swordswinger. Pipehitter. 'Side? I'm on nobody's side. Because, nobody's on my side!' I know where I am going, and that's ok. I just can't anymore.

Cove Creek, State of Deseret
Joined October 2020
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*Me, if I ever try to explain any of my none mainstream views*
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It's been ten years...
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@stuartchill @fasc1nate I really do appreciate the down to earth humor right here. Amazing story. I hope he recovers as fully as possible.
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@AuthorJFuller You know... I'm a carpenter. I should just build my own casket.
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Dress for the occasion and respect the location.
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Being an adult is one of the most boring things I've ever done.
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@BardVorpal Was he prior military or law enforcement?
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#LDSTwitter Saw you all talk yesterday about the weight of gold and how far you can carry it. Go to thinking and wanted to see if i could do it. Enjoy
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Duty calls.
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Suck it LDS Twitter. I got to meet @WaxingCelestial first!
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Getting work done. For the future and for the past. #StandTall
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Did worx!
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10 months
Where I am tonight. Can you name it?
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@BardVorpal Then that's definitely part of his nature. I and other fellow services members I know do this. Pick seats that face doors, know where the exits are, leave crowded spaces as quickly as we can.
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For those who followed Waxing Celestial, I heard from her today. She is fine. Some issues beyond her control caused her to clear out her online presence for a time. She wishes that you are well as well.
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A funny thing happens if you combine the two stacks.
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Religion vs Science
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3 years
Newest addition to my growing problem.
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@DaddyWarpig This one and Black Widow are in my top rankings for worst films I've seen.
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Hey everyone, Can you add @VVenerabilis and his family to your prayers tonight and for the next little bit? Life is hitting them with a baseball bat right now and it was something that should not have even happened to begin with. Thank you.
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Got this in the mail today. It came highly recommended. Will be reading this soon.
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Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you have a good one and get what you need.
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Time to get to work!
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This shit is cringe. Stop. One was sinless, the other is the object of your affection. Stop. The sun will rise tomorrow. The Son has already risen. Go touch grass.
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“I was convicted too”
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Getting it done, before the sun.
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The look of a man who knows he's about to die.
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@HoustonChron @RASchuetz @egconley Exhibit 97 for why HOA are awful and should be avoided at all costs.
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@TotvsTvvsEgoSvm @TheCatholicEngr In Louisiana i saw farmer straightnout the fields come in for mass. Work boots and mud stained jeans and all. Just be happy the guy is there, lady.
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Me: I want a visible 6 pack. Also me:
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Just received the most amazing news! God is good!
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Just a couple of guys who got in a three mile road March before conference. How you all doing? #MoronisOwn
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German pancakes for conference morning.
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2 years
I laughed way harder than I should have.
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@TolkienWonder Oh, where to begin with how wrong this picture is. Like everything else, Tolkien in name only.
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Did work.
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@herbanope Thats what I thought too. Gently saddened.
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@DaddyWarpig It destroyed scar jo's character. Was really really boring. Like for an action movie or was so boring. The Red Guardian was the butt of every joke. They forgot Natasha was human because there were so many times she should have died. And everyone lived happily ever after. Etc..
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Well, it's official. I put in the two week notice. Seven years for a cause I thought would be a lifetime. Life's funny that way. I'm going into my corner for a while. Take care of yourselves. Stop being dicks. Hymn # 152
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This is what an absolute Chad does, folks. No criticism. No empty platitudes. Just right action.
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@FaithLikeAbish @kimah Though I am not LDS, I have been fasting for the last 48 hours and I will dedicate it, and the remainder, to Kimah and her son. I will pray for them both.
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Guys, I can't begin to express how the need for being strong is important. Muscles aren't for show, they are for work and family asks for you gotta be able to deliver. My cousins and I helped tear down and then put back together a steel barn for the grandparents. The cousins 1/
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@monsterhunter45 Break one ONE water line, or blow a sub station and see how a city responds. Now add no one is coming to fix it.
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Post a picture of yourself on your mission.
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Post a picture of yourself on your mission.
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*giggle*
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Deleting twitter off my phone is a blessing. I have to get onto my computer now to do it and I hardly ever do it.
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Im now on the bandwagon of calling someone your "partner" is cringe. They are your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend. End of story. A partner is someone you do business with. But i guess f*** buddy is too on the nose for some folks, so they have to paint it up a little.
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Doing service with the homies and loaded some trucks and trailers in the process. Wanted to keep these guys warm through the winter. We helped my grandparents clean their property. Blessed to have these guys in my life. #StandTall #MoronisOwn
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In 2023: Maintained the weight I lost last year. Helped teach a class at the local university. Got off of depression medication. Healed from a shoulder injury. Completed my repentance process. Went back to the temple with my wife. Met some of the best people in my life.
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New ink today.
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That's cute Gen Z thinks it can demand anything of me. 🖕😆🖕
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She’s not vibing.
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This. This is the dumbest sh!t I've read today, and that's saying something for this app. Buy books, save books, reread books, have a TBR pile, create a happy space and ignore people like this.
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Large home libraries are pretty lame if you spend more than a few seconds thinking about it. They haven't been a status symbol for like 200 years. Do something better with that space. Just donate your book after reading it instead of trying to make wallpaper out of it.
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Going to the temple. Need anything?
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PSA Having tattoos doesn't make you a bad person. Thank you for your time.
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Alright little buddy. Help me deal with the bullshit today.
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Went on a four and half mile ruck last night in the desert. Loved it, looking forward to doing it again. Makes me miss the homies even more.
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@NotWellInZion @buggy_con Also the side shave. The outward showing of inward issues.
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6 months
In my truck, drinking an energy drink, wearing a manly shirt and mariah carey is blasting. Get on my level.
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Came for clarity. Stayed for the view.
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I'll do both, thanks.
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🧹HEX THE PATRIARCHY🧹
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Three hours and a torn shirt later. I think it was a success. Ill be feeling this game for a week probably lol.
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Daddy daughter dance tonight!
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Guess who has manflu and can neither conquer nations nor do temple work?
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You wanna know how my grandpa spends his evening? Random shit on YouTube. He is watching a 24hr flight tracker with 9 total views. I love this man.
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Said screw it. I need to know. Mom put an earworm and until I know what is kicking my ass, I won't sleep well.
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Bought about 80 dollars worth of books at DI for... 13 bucks! I didn't know I needed this new problem in my life but there are worse things.
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Needed to sit here for a moment.
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I cannot begin to express how much I love and cherish the power of the priesthood in my life.
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So. Im signing off for a while. Brain is in the tank and the tank has run completely dry. Catch y'all later.🫡
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I mean... is he wrong?
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“The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.” — Theodore Roosevelt
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Doin work.
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@mopaditi It was rough st first because I had no idea what I was doing but it was great overall and one of the workers pulled me aside and told me some very affirming and heartwarming stuff that was almost as powerful as the work itself.
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So this basically a non-alcoholic shipwreck. I'm screwed.
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So... apparently I've been living with a broken hand for over a month... what I thought was a jam during turkey bowl was actually a complete fracture of the small middle phalanx. Just a piece of bone floating around in there for seven weeks. Neat!
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So many shelves breaking. Good thing I know a carpenter.
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You want to know the quickest way to kill the spirit after conference? Filing your taxes.
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@LOTRonPrime Just buy the books. You'll get more out of it.
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So far, my faith in my friends have been affirmed.
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Yep. Its covid. Confirmed at the hospital. Third time is the charm i guess.
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@DocStrangelove2 Mind the back blast... for the second time.
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Tie check Go out and do good.
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Would any of y'all be interested in a murder mystery set in the Handcart/Oregon Trail?
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Name a character who is a good depiction of a husband and father.
@Strangeland_Elf
Elwë Singollo 🌷🧝🏻‍♀️
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Name a character who is a good depiction of a husband and father
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It's a white can kind of morning.
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Just north enough to actually see it, even with the moon still out.
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Good morning LDS Twitter. It's almost the weekend. Enjoy yourselves. Get over dumb shit And most of all...
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Alright Tweeps, Fantasy book recommendations that aren't lord of the rings, anything by Brandon Sanderson, or Robert Jordan, Go!
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Getting that Vitamin D... The other Vitamin D, you pervs.
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Tie check. Feeling like Superman today.
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Oooooooooo yeah Look at these baby back beauties!
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8 months
Here's my hot take for the day. Its not going to be Iran, Isreal, or whoever that are going to kick this nightmare into a regional then global catastrophe. Its going to be the news outlets. Exhibit 95 The reporting on the rocket misfire. These pieces of trash want a war.
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Heres a timeline cleanser for you. It sure did make me smile anyways.
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Please don't F it up Please don't F it up Please don't F it up Please don't F it up Please don't F it up
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The new ‘Lord of the Rings’ film is titled ‘THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’ Andy Serkis will return as Gollum & also direct the film.
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I love eating soup. I HATE eating soup with people.
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I'm not going to lie. I feel ridiculously good-looking today.
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When Cameron was in Egypts land. Let my Cameron go...
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