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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

1 year

Weirdest days in SF weather history: - The orange day (2020) - The day it reached 106F (2017) - Whatever this is

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today's SF forecast: • You'll get cold, put on hoodie • You'll get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll stop to sit down, get cold, put on hoodie • You'll walk uphill, get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll walk downhill, get cold, put on hoodie • Repeat until September

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

Never complain about me again

NWS Bay Area 🌉

@NWSBayArea

7 years

ALL-TIME RECORD high temperature broken in San Francisco. 104 degrees as of 2:43 pm PDT. #CAwx #CAheat #heatwave

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today's low: 48 degrees Today's high: Not electing a child molester to the Senate

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today's low: 42 degrees Today's high: Teenagers standing up to the NRA since Congress refuses to

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

I HAVE RETURNED

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

RIP San Francisco. We had a good run.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

At least I don’t shake the ground

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

Oh, hey down there. I know it's been awhile, so hope you still recognize me 🤞 (I put on a few metric tons over the last two years). Moved in with my parents in Point Reyes at the start of the pandemic. The free rent was great, but nothing beats hanging 6ft away from you.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Clarification of what’s going on: -I came back from vacation last night so it’s foggy -The smoke from the fire reached SF last night so the combo is making everything look yellow/red -Children shouldn’t be in cages and Trump is still a pathological liar

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

I bet you miss me now

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

*takes a bow*

Drew Tuma

@DrewTumaABC7

2 years

lol San Francisco

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like dark chocolate sea salt flavored edibles, and tipped over electric scooters.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

1 year ago today, San Francisco hit an all time record of 106 degrees. It was the most miserable week of your lives. And you will never, ever complain about me again.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

Welcome to hell 🫠

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Happy 81st birthday to the best cuddle buddy a cloud could have

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️ Welcome ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️ ☁️☁️ to ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️ Fogust ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today's high: everyone in California cause it's now legal

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

1 year

January weather recap 1 🌧️ 2 🌧️ 3 🌧️ 4 🌧️ 5 🌧️ 6 🌧️ 7 🌧️ 8 🌧️ 9 🌧️ 10 🌧️⛈️🧊 11 🌧️ 12 🌧️ 13 🌧️ 14 🌧️ 15 🌧️ 16 ☁️ 17 ☀️ 18 🌧️

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like thousands of freezing people at #OutsideLands who didn't see this coming.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

Atrocious day in San Francisco. Avoid at all costs.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like delayed flights and everyone rushing to finish every project they ever started before they leave work for the holidays.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Salesforce Tower: I’m gonna make my big debut tonight and everyone’s gonna see what I can do Me: LOL no

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

10 months

dude this IS summer in san francisco

Nagendra Pattavardhanam 🌁

@nagendra_rp

10 months

@KarlTheFog , dude! It’s supposed to be summer

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

PSA: This is not me. Do not spend time outside thinking this is me. Stay inside if you can. Wear a mask if you have to leave. Consider donating to @RedCross or @Habitat_org to help anyone who lost their home in the #campfire .

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Salesforce is having their big conference this week so I’m back to remind everyone that I’m the cloud that really matters #Dreamforce #Fogforce

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Current temperatures NYC: 89 Boston: 92 Philly: 94 DC: 91 Chicago: 89 Atlanta: 88 St Louis: 96 Phoenix: 108 Salt Lake City: 95 Dallas: 96 San Francisco: 65

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Current temp in SF: 71 degrees How it feels after 3 straight months of rain: like you’re laying on a beach in Hawaii

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

I didn’t cause the earthquake fyi

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Today's high: 57 degrees Today's low: 25 days of a government shutdown because the White House is run by a child

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Sorry for all the tears tonight but I had this breakthrough at therapy where I realized I always come off as strong because I’m afraid to be vulnerable and I need to let more people in – for the good, bad, and everything between

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Highs for last 3 days: -92 -98 -95 Lows for last 3 days: -back sweat -lack of sleep -you only own one summer outfit

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

As we approach the last week of #Fogust , let’s take a look at San Francisco’s prettiest days over this past month

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Today’s forecast: mostly rainy with a high chance of “I can finally breathe”

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Weather in San Francisco Jan: 🌧🌧🌧 Feb: 🌦🌤🌦 Mar: 🌤🌦🌤 April: ☀️☀️☀️ May: 🌤☀️🌤 June: ☁️🌥☁️ July: ☁️☁️☁️ Fogust: ☁️☁️☁️ Sept: ⛅️🌤⛅️ Oct: ☀️☀️☀️ Nov: ☀️🌤☀️ Dec: 🌤🌧🌤

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

I win, Salesforce Tower. I always dew.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Hi, it’s me. I’ve returned. I’m tucking San Francisco into bed after the city suffered through a brutally warm 71 degree day. We’ll get through this together.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Update: This is still not me. Air quality has *slightly* improved, but definitely not great. Please don't be that person who goes for a run in this mess just to say you did it. Not cool. Unlike me, who is very cool.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

50 degrees when you moved to SF: "I don't understand why everyone's so cold, this isn't that bad" 50 degrees after living in SF for a year: "I'm wearing sweatpants to bed, sleeping under 4 blankets, and I'm still shivering, what is this arctic tundra?"

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Today’s high: 92 degrees Tonight’s low: trying to sleep in your apartment

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

🌡 Current temperatures 🌡 Chicago: -5 Milwaukee: -10 NYC: 12 Minneapolis: -15 Philly: 13 Boston: 11 Detroit: 0 San Francisco: 57

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

Today's high: everyone in San Francisco

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

Happy pride, San Francisco 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #welcomeSF

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@KarlTheFog

5 years

What a horribly sunny way to end the year. Here’s to a better 2019 – filled with fog, friendships, love, burritos, and impeachment.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

My toxic trait is liking photos of San Francisco with clear skies

Brent Andrew

@SanFranciscoBA

2 years

The hometown looking gorgeous.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

Today's high: 63 degrees Today's low: Taking advantage of fear to push your racist agenda that goes against everything America stands for

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Light rain is starting to fall across the Bay Area, so be sure to budget an extra 30 minutes to 9.5 hours for your evening commute

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Top 10 best things about living in SF: 1) Fog 2) Burritos 3) A constant excuse to wear costumes 4) Fog 5) Literally walking uphill both ways 6) @SFGiants 7) Fog 8) The 3 days of the year it's warm at the beach 9) Sing Alongs at Castro Theatre 10) Fog

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

I heard your prayers and have come home to my city by the bay ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Halloween in San Francisco: where you're afraid to comment on someone's costume because that might be how they usually dress

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

So sad to hear about the passing of Ed Lee. He was a good friend to us clouds. You will be mist.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

4 years

I hope everyone has a happy new year filled with friends, family, food, and foggy photos. As we head into 2020, enjoy my #topnine2019 photos - the 9 best selfies I took this past year.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

If NYC is the “city that never sleeps” then SF is the “city that goes to yoga at 6pm, grabs a burrito on the way home, and passes out by 10 because you’re just like soooo exhausted after a long day”

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

10 months

San Francisco is the only city where 65 is sweater weather, 66 is pleasant, 67 is time to crack open the windows, and 68 means you're sweaty and sleeping with the fan on

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

SF: "It's so hot we're dying" Rest of country: "Stop whining and turn on your a/c" SF: "We don't have a/c" Rest of country:

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@KarlTheFog

7 years

Heard everyone couldn't find a pair of eclipse glasses so I'm taking one for the team and protecting your eyes

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

My view: 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕 Your view: ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌔🌕

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

SF seasons in 2022: - Winter - Spring - Winter - That one week it was 96 degrees - Winter

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Good morning from San Francisco where we have beautiful weather all year round

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

California: 31st state of the US Northern California: superior wonderland Southern California: not bad if you're into traffic Coastal California: dreamy beaches Wine Country California: dreamy day drinking New California: dumb

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

It’s 44 degrees in SF so let’s take a live look at everyone in their apartments:

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Sorry for the grumbles, I haven't eaten in days

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Technically speaking I’m very cool

Espada

@iespada

5 years

Not cool @KarlTheFog , not cool. w/ @AnnaGardeta

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

San Francisco looking extra special 🌈 #welcomeSF

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Nothing says summer in San Francisco like a space heater near the couch and 3 extra blankets on the bed

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

That’s not how weather works

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

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@KarlTheFog

5 years

People who visit SF in the summer pack t-shirts, shorts, and flip flops and are like wtf is this. People who live in SF in the summer wear jackets, pants, and scarves and are like wtf is this.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Things that are high today: - Me - Sutro Tower - Everyone in San Francisco

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

You know how much I love ruining the 4th of July. But it’s been a shitty year and you deserve a break, so I’m taking the night off. Happy independence from me day. 💥☁️🇺🇸💥🇺🇸☁️💥

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

10 months

I wonder what could be causing this

Drew Tuma

@DrewTumaABC7

10 months

San Francisco gonna San Francisco

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@KarlTheFog

5 years

Summer in San Francisco: 9am: ☁️☁️☁️ 11am: ☁️🌥☁️ 2pm: ⛅️🌤⛅️ 5pm: ☁️🌥☁️ 9pm: ☁️☁️☁️ (repeat every day until Oct 1)

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

RIP 2017. You will not be mist.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

My happy place is San Francisco

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

This is my town. You’re just paying an ungodly amount of money to live in it and have an upstairs neighbor who thinks 11pm is a great time to vacuum.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

It feels good to be home

NWS Bay Area 🌉

@NWSBayArea

5 years

Hey @KarlTheFog , Could you move out of the way? You're blocking our view of the city from the Castro. #cawx #foggy

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

The 6 stages of an SF heat wave: 1) Finally, warmth! 2) Why isn’t it cooling off at night? 3) I only have two summer outfits and already sweat through both 4) Haven’t slept in days & I forget what happiness feels like 5) <finally cools off> 6) I mean it wasn’t that bad

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Every day in San Francisco: "It's foggy but looks like the sun might come out soon, I'll put on this hoodie for now" *walks 3 blocks uphill* "Now I'm sweaty, light colors were a bad idea" *takes off hoodie, walks 3 blocks downhill* "Freezing again, gimme back my hoodie"

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today’s forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of treason

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

And I miss @BarackObama

Lisa Church 🗽

@lmc

7 years

I miss you @KarlTheFog

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@KarlTheFog

7 years

Today's high: 63 degrees Today's low: erasing the work of hundreds of journalists because you're a bitter sad man who didn't get his way

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@KarlTheFog

7 years

September 1-11 weather: ✅ Hottest day in SF history ✅ Cold & foggy ✅ Muggy af ✅ Thunder & lightning

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Today's high: 68 degrees Today's low: a Supreme Court nominee ignoring a parent whose child was killed at Parkland

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Sorry for the drizzle, but I had a really good cry at therapy this morning and making serious progress on my control issues. I want to fog you all the time, but my therapist says if you love something, you gotta set it free. So I'll start taking this advice... in September.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

6 years

found out the brand new $2.2 billion transit center is already broken so I'm covering the city in shame

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

March in San Francisco: -28 straight days of rain, wind, and cold -1 day of holy shit where did this come from life is suddenly amazing

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Things that are foggy: me Things that are clear: you need to vote because the future of freedom and equality depends on it (no pressure)

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Sorry for the sudden tears but I had a breakthrough in therapy where I realized I spend more time making others happy instead of making myself happy and I need to focus more on me first

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

2 years

Roses are red Fog is gray Yesterday was summer But it’s winter today 😏

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@KarlTheFog

5 years

Weather update: everything is cancelled due to the rain, please stay home with the pizza of your choice

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

When SF gets below 60 degrees: "SF is so cold and miserable, when will this eternal winter end" When SF goes above 70 degrees: "If I wanted to sweat profusely in a humid hellscape I would have moved to Florida"

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

51 weeks of the year: "I love San Francisco because the weather is basically the same year-round" Last week of December: "The high is below 50 degrees. I'm living in a frozen tundra. I'm sleeping under 4 blankets. I don't own a jacket warm enough to simply exist."

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Current winter temperatures Boston: 19 DC: 23 NYC: 24 Atlanta: 33 Austin: 29 Kansas City: 23 Minneapolis: 12 Chicago: 4 San Francisco: 63

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

7 years

You say "blocked my eclipse" and I hear "prevented you from a lifetime of eye damage"

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@KarlTheFog

1 year

"The coldest winter I ever spent was this winter in San Francisco" -Mark Twain

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I – I don’t read poetry so I ate them both

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@KarlTheFog

6 years

It’s the best day of the year... HAPPY #FOGUST ! May this month bring you love, happiness, and an extra space heater.

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

5 years

Yesterday at this time: 92 degrees Today at this time: 75 degrees ☁️☁️ I'm on my way home ☁️☁️

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5 years

*Weekly Forecast* MON: light rain TUES: heavy rain WED: you start saying “yeah it’s annoying but we need this rain” THURS: you create an alert for cheap flights to Palm Springs because you forget what sunshine feels like FRI: light rain

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karl the fog

@KarlTheFog

1 year

Sorry forgot to turn the flash off

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@KarlTheFog

5 years

*Hearing that the Bay Area might see snow tonight* Expectations: 🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨 ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ ❄️☃️❄️☃️🏠☃️❄️☃️❄️ Reality: ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ___🌴______ 🏠 ____ ❄️ ____

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