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@KarenJCarney

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Ex professional footballer. I am now a professional pundit, commentator, and economist. Let's make the world better, for women footballers and pundits. Parody.

London
Joined August 2023
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@TheFodenSZN This should not be celebrated.
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@KarenJCarney
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Mary Earps is very deserving of the personality of the year award. Well done girl. I particularly liked when she told a fellow professional to fuck off. Which Lioness will win it next year? Get your predictions in below.
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@KarenJCarney
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Many people av been wondering why I aven't been on Monday Night Football lately, and are missing my quality punditry. The good news is that I am still on the roster. I got promoted and av been doing a few more gigs. You will see me soon. ❤️
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Gutted for the girls tonight. This just shows that we need more investment in women's football.
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Is this the best goal ever scored in world football? Stunning from Chloe Kelly! Messi take notes!
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@LUFC He must av just ad covid to be performin like that.
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@KarenJCarney
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Guess who is better. Guess who won an award tonight. 😡 This is why we need more investment in woman's football. Alexia Putellas > Lionel Messi Ballon d'Or farce!
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@_Grimanditweets Arsenal were impressive today. They silenced that crowd exactly what they should av done. Dyche should look into how Everton can close the pocket spaces better, as Trossard had too much space. I would av gone look, close him down. Don't let him take that second touch.
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@Joey7Barton Should Alex Scott present Match of the Day with me and Lucy Ward?
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@RoxyD27 @GunnerLoulou Gary and I are not related.
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Will Alexia Putellas win the Ballon d'Or?
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My foughts are wiv the people of Morocco tonight. May u be safe. x #earthquake
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Travesty that women footballers are not talked of more. These girls deserve equities and EA PROVES IT. Here are 3 footballers better than Ronaldo.
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@KarenJCarney
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Listen right. 50% to the men. 50% to the women. What can be more balanced than that? Invest.
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@KarenJCarney
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@96LeedsAlex @Jack_T_92 Look. Leeds had a fantastic season to get up. But look at where they are now. Since the pandemic ended they've been strugglers. Coincidence? I fink you are underestimated my analysis.
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@KarenJCarney
Karen Carney MBE - (Parody)
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Many football fans have been wondering where I've got to. The good news is you won't have to miss me much longer. I'll be back Monday wiv Gnev and Carra.
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@KarenJCarney
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Should Emma Hayes replace Sean Dyche as Everton manager?
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@derekpollarduk Thank you. X
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@jim_spriggs12 Please be kind. X
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@LUFC Without COVID, would Liam av ad so much success? He can't be takin full credit here.
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Bruno Fernandes is mid. And there are many better players who deserves more pay than this one. If u don't think I am right then where are Man U in this table right now? #BrunoFernandes
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Shout out to Lucy Ward. She was excellent on commentary tonight ARS - PSV ❤️
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@ryanj2023 @Armchaireverton u wouldn't know what penetration is
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@Joey7Barton This is a tough choice.
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@FabrizioRomano Megan Rapinoe or Alexia Putellas should have won this. 😡 This is inequities!
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@KarenJCarney
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Megan Rapinoe was always very vocal when I lived with her as a 21 year old. Vocal about what? No comment.
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@Qaminwa 50% to the men. 50% to the women. Invest.
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@markgoldbridge Megan Rapinoe is the best striker in the world.
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@Joey7Barton @BBCSport Hello everyone. Which Lioness will win the award next year? ❤️
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@xx_zamani We need to see more women in these comparisons. Here are 3 women that are better than both of them ones and EA proves it
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@Tonyliv29391500 @Carefree_Jam @Joey7Barton Who leaked our sleepover party members list?
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Should @Nike invest £400 million into women's football?
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@KarenJCarney
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@Everton Should Emma Hayes replace Sean Dyche as Everton manager?
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@KarenJCarney
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@JohnVGraham @sistoney67 50% to the men. 50% to the women. Invest.
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@KarenJCarney
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@KingBerty1992 @SkySports It depends on scheduling hun but sometimes you will still get to see me on Monday. Wiv Gnev and Carra. X
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Amazin game tonight. Everton will want to test David Raya. This new keeper might be nervy. Arsenal will want more penetration, to win this one. Like I said it's all about breaking down that resilience and silencing this crowd. Join me after for some top quality punditry. ❤️
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@truebluenig09 Thank you hun. ❤️
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This is a tough choice. No going 50/50 on this one, pick your winner. I don't mind if you pick me. ❤️
@Joey7Barton
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Whose punditry do you prefer to listen to during the Men’s Football on TV?
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@idomaboy09 Invest and say look.
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@ryanj2023 I will be back again next Monday hun. I am sorry but we had the international breaks this week. I will be back wiv gnev and carra. Have you missed me? 😘
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@markgoldbridge I would av gone look. Give me the 12 point deduction now. Tighten the pocket spaces this season. Dig in. Stay up. Next season go again. What are Everton playin at?
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