Ex professional footballer. I am now a professional pundit, commentator, and economist. Let's make the world better, for women footballers and pundits. Parody.
Mary Earps is very deserving of the personality of the year award. Well done girl.
I particularly liked when she told a fellow professional to fuck off.
Which Lioness will win it next year? Get your predictions in below.
Many people av been wondering why I aven't been on Monday Night Football lately, and are missing my quality punditry.
The good news is that I am still on the roster. I got promoted and av been doing a few more gigs. You will see me soon. ❤️
Guess who is better. Guess who won an award tonight. 😡 This is why we need more investment in woman's football.
Alexia Putellas > Lionel Messi
Ballon d'Or farce!
@_Grimanditweets
Arsenal were impressive today. They silenced that crowd exactly what they should av done. Dyche should look into how Everton can close the pocket spaces better, as Trossard had too much space. I would av gone look, close him down. Don't let him take that second touch.
@96LeedsAlex
@Jack_T_92
Look. Leeds had a fantastic season to get up. But look at where they are now. Since the pandemic ended they've been strugglers. Coincidence? I fink you are underestimated my analysis.
Many football fans have been wondering where I've got to.
The good news is you won't have to miss me much longer. I'll be back Monday wiv Gnev and Carra.
Bruno Fernandes is mid. And there are many better players who deserves more pay than this one. If u don't think I am right then where are Man U in this table right now?
#BrunoFernandes
Amazin game tonight. Everton will want to test David Raya. This new keeper might be nervy. Arsenal will want more penetration, to win this one. Like I said it's all about breaking down that resilience and silencing this crowd.
Join me after for some top quality punditry. ❤️
@ryanj2023
I will be back again next Monday hun. I am sorry but we had the international breaks this week. I will be back wiv gnev and carra. Have you missed me? 😘
@markgoldbridge
I would av gone look. Give me the 12 point deduction now. Tighten the pocket spaces this season. Dig in. Stay up. Next season go again. What are Everton playin at?