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@KalelKitten
Kalel 🐱
6 years
Blake Lively wins the #MetGala 😍
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One time, I found a mouse in my hotel room. Did I freak out and call hotel management? Never!! We chilled all night and I gave him a strawberry 🐭🍓 Even the littlest creatures deserve love!
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7 years
this made me laugh for a solid minute... legendary clap back 😂
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6 years
early 20’s: I want people to like me late 20’s: I want me to like me
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5 years
I lost a childhood boyfriend to a heroin overdose this week. Seeing a young person, who I once deeply cared for, in a coffin... one of the worst moments in my life. PLEASE don’t ever try heroin. Not even once.
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You know what I miss most about childhood innocence? Having no concept of time. We all took that shit for granted. It’s so easy to find happiness in the moment when you don’t know what you have to do next; when there is no such thing as “next”. Schedules hold us hostage.
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I'm shocked & so sad to hear about Christina 😢 I met her once & she was so so so sweet. WTF is wrong with our world? #RIPChristina 😔
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GUCCI JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE GOING FUR-FREE!! YESSS!!!! WAY TO PAVE THE WAY, @gucci ! #FuckFur
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I got some RAGE over this #Harambe accident. This is why there should be NO zoos. RIP sweet baby Harambe :(
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when you have your boyfriend's family over for the holidays & want it to be clear that you're wifey material 😂✨
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
I'm getting YouTubeRED just to see @JoeyGraceffa 's show!! 😱 Looks SOOOOOO good!! Who else??
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6 years
ok, but how cute are baby platypuses?? 😧
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5 years
junk food addict logic: i have to eat all of this so i can't eat it anymore
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5 years
when you know you did something bad, so you gotta go cuddle up & look extra cute 😽
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
OK, I'M SORRY BUT HOW IS IT THAT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT WATER BEING DETECTED ON MARS?!? NOT EVEN A HASHTAG? COME ONNNNN!!!!! #WaterOnMars
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8 years
I'm optimistic about a future where the majority of votes come from our generation, a generation that prides itself on accepting EVERYONE.
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Kalel 🐱
5 years
It makes me sad to witness how excited some people get to watch others fall down. Whether they "deserved it" or not... doesn't feel right to me. We need to give people room to make mistakes and grow from them. None of us are perfect.
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7 years
what I look like in the morning, expectation vs reality 😂😂😂
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
buki is becoming self-aware... she does this every single day 😳
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
My cat loves me so much that she even gets in the shower with me! Like, tell me this isn’t the cutest shit you’ve ever seen! 💁🏼‍♀️🐱
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I was walking down the street last night (in sweats & a ponytail) and a guy yelled out “Yo, I don’t do catcalls, but you’re beautiful”. Proof that men are slowly evolving? 😂
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
HOW CAN ANYONE SAY NO TO THAT FACE?! 😻
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Kalel 🐱
5 years
my kitten has already managed to take on my personality 😅 #donewithlife
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7 years
I once gave a squirrel some hazelnuts on my patio (named him Ferrero) & now he just chills here with me 😂 #besties
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
I live to troll my boyfriend 😈😂
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
Sometimes I wonder, does anyone ACTUALLY have their shit together, or are we all equally pretending? 🤔
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4 years
I’m just sitting here thinking... have I ever really been in love? Because I’ve never changed my phone background from my cats to my man 🤭
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
If they put Hannah Montana on Netflix, I would binge all night long.
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
goodnight!! 🌙 ...and remember, you'll never be as fab as buki 💅🏼
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8 years
My heart feels broken :( #PrayForParis
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Kalel 🐱
5 years
So many people who are struggling just need someone who believes in them and their potential. Just a reminder to make sure you give out love and support to those who need it ❤️
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
It's time for lots and lots and lots of watermelon!!! I'm so happy!!! 😝🍉
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6 years
Too many people convince themselves they’re in love because they love the FEELING of love. It’s not the same thing.
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6 years
Paleontologists are now saying that the T-Rex (potentially) could’ve been covered in feathers. So basically, everything is a lie.
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
Africa looks nothing like it did in The Lion King... I want my money back.
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
@shanedawson WITH THE NEW IPHONE YOU CAN ACTUALLY TURN INTO A PIG! 🐷
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8 years
It is SO SO SO important for our generation to understand the reality of climate change. Please watch Before The Flood! 🌍🍃🐮❤️
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
Ever since Taylor's new hair, all I can think about is how she looks like she could belong in this family from AHS.
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
if I were a meme...
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7 years
I've recently seen some YouTubers wearing Canada Goose coats w/coyote fur trim...WHYYY?? 😫💔 It's not just "a coat". Here's a reminder.
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I went to Coachella but didn’t take or post a single photo. Why do I feel like I committed a crime?
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
so proud of my lovely friend, @ColleenB123 on her new Netflix show, #HatersBackOff 🍾✨😘
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
bless the brands who spend an extra 1/10th of a cent to use labels that peel off clean 🙃
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
Sometimes I wish for an alien invasion- then for once, all humans would have reason to put our differences aside and experience unity ❤️🌍
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7 years
@shanedawson Awwww! This makes my heart so happy. I was superrrrr stressed for you!! 😻
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2016 is a fresh slate, my friends. Be who you've always wanted to be. LIVE TO LAUGH & LOVE!!! 💋🌟🍾
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one day, the ultimate sign of being old will be if you know all of the OG emoji symbols :P ;) :/ 0:) :'( :D :*
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
literally me
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hey food delivery apps- if you’re going to charge people $3 to have their food come *directly* to them… how about you also consider crediting us $3 for every stop the driver makes? lol
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WOOWWW, my jaw dropped when I saw “BIGBANG” on that coachella line-up... CRAZY! I might have to turn up for that comeback. Anyone else going? 😝
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Honestly, there needs to be a girl pact that if you’re ever out and you see a boy trying (& failing) to be his girl’s insta photographer, you just gotta swoop in and help a sister out.
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That awkward moment when you get DRAKE frames in the mail from the Meet & Greet you paid for... but he canceled it so you have no pictures.
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I saw these as framed prints today at a restaurant... made me laugh 🤔😂
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baby hummingbird outside of my windowwww 😱😝
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7 years
poor earth 🌎😣
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
If I had to live on a deserted island and could only bring one other person, I'd bring Buki.
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
it really doesn't get more "me" than this...
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
your past does not define your future ❤️
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26 years old and I still get ridiculously happy every time I spot a squirrel.
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Kalel 🐱
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I wish my cat had other cat friends so she could gain a reference point and realize how insanely amazing her life is.
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
serving you "morning in my BF's tee & a crusty face mask" REALNESS ✨
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
when all the thanksgiving leftovers are finally gone...
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Kalel 🐱
9 years
If you wanna compliment someone, you should try complimenting them on something about THEM... not just on how they look.
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Kalel 🐱
8 years
me and my boyfriend this morning
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
I truly think the world would be a totally different place if humanity could fully embrace and understand evolution. All life is connected -- from algae and trees to gorillas and humans -- and it's honestly the most beautiful thing.
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
MY HEART 🐝😭
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Ending tonight with this. Good night. 💚
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9 years
tonight 🍬📚😛
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Kalel 🐱
7 years
When you can't wait until 2019 for more Jon Snow...
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7 years
thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes 🎉🎂🎈✨
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My heart goes out to all of those at Standing Rock. This is the LAST thing that should be happening on the week of Thanksgiving 😔 #NoDAPL
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Kalel 🐱
6 years
LATE NIGHT THOUGHT: If language didn’t exist, what would our internal thoughts be like? Could one even have real thoughts without the knowledge of words/definition or would we merely be experiencing emotion without the ability to articulate? #CantSleep
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😂😍
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Imagine if someone knew nothing about America other than what they watched on TLC 😂
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6 years
DYING over this high school picture of my Dad from the 70's! Lots of people think we look alike, do you see it? 😊
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Random thought: I wonder what the first song ever sung was about? We have no way of knowing, but it’s really interesting to think about how one day someone thought of singing their feelings instead of speaking.
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7 years
me in the morning
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6 years
I wonder how much time social media developers devote to studying the neuroscience behind addiction so that they can better manipulate us to waste our lives away on their sites? Seems like they’re on the path to exploiting human nature to its fullest potential.
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To the people who say Laurel... umm, what?! There is no “L” or “R” sound?! Whaaaaaat?? My brain hurts from even trying to process that as Laurel.
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8 years
Anyone who may be in Hurricane Matthew's path, stay safe!!! Download the FEMA app to stay up to date! ❤️💋
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love this ❤️ http://t.co/Dlgje5L8dx
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8 years
STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS 😂
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8 years
I had a real fan girl moment with this yesterday...
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7 years
mood: craving veggie burgers!! 😩
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6 years
I know technology is moving really fast, but it needs to move faster because what I really need in my life is a robot masseuse that will give me a full body massage the second my head hits the pillow every night.
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felt like SUCH a proud momma watching the #FinalFive DEMOLISH the competition last night!!! <33333 go girls, go!!! :)
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7 years
I suppose this is one way to get people to buy your toilets 🤔
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There were so many EPIC #GameOfThrones tweets from last night... but for me, these are the best ones 😂🤣😝
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Sexy, hilarious AND fighting against climate change? 😵 I love this man!!! @VancityReynolds 🙌🏽
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If you ever want to witness the shocking difference between western social culture and asian social culture- watch an episode of Big Brother, followed by an episode of Terrace House. Americans are fucking animals! 😅
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Why do I find comfort in leaving Forensic Files on the TV as background noise? 🤨
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War for the Planet of the Apes is one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen. Chills. ❤🦍
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I cannot believe these images from Houston!! I hope everyone out there is doing ok!! 😰❤
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6 years
Turns out people who are capable of hearing high frequencies hear “Yanny”. Mystery solved! 🕵🏼‍♀️
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Okay, you're not crazy. If you can hear high freqs, you probably hear "yanny", but you *might* hear "laurel". If you can't hear high freqs, you probably hear laurel. Here's what it sounds like without high/low freqs. RT so we can avoid the whole dress situation. #yanny #laurel 🙄
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@shanedawson @asmrDarling this is the best thing I've seen today 😂
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6 years
@shanedawson Oh, Vidcon 2010. I have a photo of us from this day too. Actually, I think only my mom has it now... buried in some old photo album... where it needs to stay forever 🤣
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For the past month, @elonmusk has joked that after he sells 50k @TheBoringComp hats he will sell flamethrowers. WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING, BUT WOW, THIS MAN CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN. Hilarious... but scary? 🤣
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If you haven't watched the AMAZINGLY TALENTED @boburnham 's new comedy special on netflix- DO IT! NOW!
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SOP IT UP WITH A BISCUIT!!! 😂
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