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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 years

an anti-vaxxer at a bar? dude was worried about the wrong shots

Molly Morrison

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3 years

rejected an anti-vaxxer at the bar last night in front of all of his friends. when is joe biden inviting ME to the white house

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

If I had a nickel for every time a college basketball media member threatened students with jail time this season

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

3 months

ESPN's Jay Bilas on court storming: "If they wanted to stop it, they could stop it tomorrow... You don't have to stop the court storming. One time, all you have to do is once they're on the court, don't let them off. Just say, 'You're all detained' and give them all citations or

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Not sure how Hunter Dickinson chose Kansas over Maryland but whatever

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

If the NBA was dead set on rigging the Victor Wembanyama draft lottery tonight, who gets the No. 1 pick and why?

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

SOURCES: Hunter Dickinson met with Maryland head coach Kevin Willard earlier today. I’m told it was very positive. Working on getting more specifics.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Some of the projected top seeds from the cancelled 2020 NCAA Tournament have gotten their redemption: 🏀 Kansas: 2022 National Champ 🏀 Baylor: 2021 National Champ 🏀 Gonzaga: 2021 Runner-Up 🏀 San Diego State: 2023 Final Four Will Dayton ever get theirs?

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

“When are we going to have the Kevin Willard conversation?” We’re not. Made the tourney last year and just landed the No. 2 ranked recruit in program history. It took Turgeon until Year 4 to even make the NCAA Tournament. Rough year for sure, but everyone needs to chill out.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

this is really disgraceful stuff from Jaxon Kohler

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

this round of “Gonzaga didn’t get it done yet again!” stinks even more because this Zags team was never really a legit title contender, not even close to the best team Few has had, and they outperformed their seed. the constant piling on is pretty lame.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

@bluewirepods @stayhotpod @MLB @AppleTVPlus @TheoAshNFL @sponhourm @blaiden If Blaiden can get an invite to an MLB event, you can talk to that girl

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

@elitetakes_ @Jonathan_Feigen Rockets taking home the coin toss

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Jahmir Young was NOT going to lose to UCLA again. He put Maryland on his back tonight in Pauley Pavilion: 🐢 37 points (career high) 🐢 7 rebounds 🐢 13-19 FG 🐢 4-6 3PT

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

I don’t really have a problem with the trash talking, I just think if you have to follow your opponent around for an extended period of time to get the point across then you’re just…bad at trash talking

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 months

Maryland is now 0-5 in games decided by one possession. 🐢 L by 3 vs Davidson 🐢 L by 3 vs UAB 🐢 L by 3 vs Minnesota 🐢 L by 3 vs Northwestern 🐢 L by 2 vs Michigan St Terps had the ball with an opportunity to tie or win in four of those games. Thin line between 11-8 and 16-3.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Miami when they see Adama Sanogo hit the bench just for Donovan Clingan to come in

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 years

movie twists that need to stop: - and they were dead the whole time - and they were dreaming - and they were robots - and they were roommates - omg they were roommates

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 years

rupi kaur was named poet of the decade and imagine dragons were somehow the top rock artist of the decade and I just want to know where my award is after all my hard work

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 months

First media credential ✅ Here at Xfinity Center as Maryland hosts Rider in non-conference action 🐢 @JimmerRangePod

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

@jimmyfallon please let ramen be on sale #collegeinsixwords

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Maryland was picked 10th in the Big Ten this year. They went 10-0 at home in Big Ten play and are in the driver’s seat for second place and a double bye in the Big Ten Tournament. Unreal job by Kevin Willard in Year 1. Love my Terps, man. ❤️🐢

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Power Six CBB teams most due for positive regression per @Shot_Quality : 📈📈📈 1. Vanderbilt 2. Cal 3. UCLA 4. Alabama 5. Louisville 6. Oklahoma State 7. Notre Dame 8. West Virginia 9. UCF 10. Texas A&M 11. USC 12. DePaul 13. Creighton 14. Penn State 15. Iowa State

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

MARK FEW CALLED THE KRIS JENKINS PLAY FOR STRAWTHER

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

All-Time Ring Totals 💍 Huggins, Few, Sampson, Altman, Barnes (combined): 0️⃣ My fiancée: 1️⃣

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

Delaware? More like Delawhydoweneedtoplayanotherhalf

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

I really don’t think enough people are aware of how Caitlin Clark does stuff like this on a regular basis

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

@Sam_Federman saw this earlier today…just shameful that he gets views for stuff like that

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

nothing matches the anxiety you get looking at these scores in the corner and gradually watching your Final Four pick choke away their comfortable lead to a double-digit seed and only be up four with three minutes left

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

what was your favorite part of the Derik Queen recruitment? this was mine!

Joe Tipton

@TiptonEdits

7 months

Should I host a three-way Instagram live with myself, Derik, and Liam? 👀 1,000 likes on this tweet and I’ll hit them up.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

this gets more ironic by the day

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Maryland ended up winning this game btw. Indiana fans love to yap as if their program has done anything significant recently.

crimson quarry

@crimsonquarry

5 months

Maryland's entire fanbase spent the entire preseason posting like this and now:

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 years

SCRIPTURE that should inform how you process what is going on right now: A THREAD

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 years

@CBBonFOX @IlliniMBB

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 months

TREY ALEXANDER HAS ICE IN HIS VEINS DURING TRIPLE OT ❄️🎯 23/8/7 for Alexander in a big win for Creighton!

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

I feel very strongly that UNC should not be in the NCAA Tournament other than winning the ACC Tourney. 16-11 & 0 Q1 wins is not a tournament resume. If their jerseys didn’t say UNC we wouldn’t even be having this discussion, everyone would just agree they shouldn’t make it.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Elite Takes? More like L Eat Takes amiright? Sorry Nico, had to. 🫶🏻

Nico

@elitetakes_

5 months

I’ll say it until the end of time Steak.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 years

@CBBonFOX @bigten Nebraska rn

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

the tomb every Easter egg I will hide for my kids 🤝 empty

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

9 months

Billy, this is Kadarius Toney. He’s extremely elusive and is very good at picking up extra yards after the catch. His major defect is that he doesn’t really catch anything.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

this brings me no joy, but I must do it

FOX College Hoops

@CBBonFOX

1 year

These guys could be lethal on the road 😳 🔥

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

ESPN advises everyone to watch out for Northwestern’s Buie Barnhizer, he’ll likely be the best player on the floor. Can you confirm @CervantesPAlex ?

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Tulane’s Jaylen Forbes has been a real problem for AAC opponents thus far: 23.5 PPG 5.5 RPG 2.1 APG 1.5 SPG 53.5 FG% 45.2 3PT% 90.2 FT% @GreenWaveMBB is 5-1 in conference play 🌊

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

there’s a few too many people commenting on this who think I’m actually upset. was it only using 2002 national titles or proximity to his high school that made you think this was serious 💀

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

MARYLAND TAKES DOWN NO. 3 PURDUE AND WE ARE STORMING THE COURT IN COLLEGE PARK 🐢

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

Selection Sunday is more of a holiday than St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll say it

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

I’m adding Victor Wembanyama to my list of “things Dr. James Naismith would see and have a heart attack”

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

a lot of people (myself included) were upset that a bad Virginia team made it into the NCAA Tournament, but Virginia being bad pretty much directly led to the NC State Final Four run, so I think we can call it even

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 years

Since 2015, Westminster is *checks notes* 40-65-3 (37% win) against Grove City across Baseball, M/W Basketball, Football, Lax, M/W Soccer, M/W Tennis, Softball, Volleyball 6-11-1 in the playoffs (33% win) Better head to head record in just 2 of the 11 sports I listed

Westminster College

@westminsterpa

4 years

Seeing that red has us hyped to get back to sports and the business of beating on @GroveCtyCollege .

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

@Jordan_Gold0 @terpsguy JuJu Reese gets called for anything that isn’t standing completely still

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 years

just texted my mom asking how long it would take to cook a 400lb turkey in our toaster hahaha I’m so funny I bet she’ll fall for it LOL

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

4 years

@TerpsWatch Maryland went on a 16-3 run after Terrell whipped his towel on the Jumbotron so I think it’s safe to say the Terrell Towel Magic is still alive

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Power Six CBB teams most due for negative regression per @Shot_Quality : 📉📉📉 1. Ole Miss 2. Clemson 3. Oregon State 4. Kansas 5. Miami 6. Indiana 7. South Carolina 8. Purdue 9. Syracuse 10. Providence 11. Texas 12. Virginia 13. Oklahoma 14. Georgia 15. Washington

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Spin Zone: Maryland’s complete and utter ineptitude on the road strengthens the argument for Xfinity Center as the best home court advantage in the Big Ten

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Here at the Dean E. Smith Center for the first time to see North Carolina (8-3) host Charleston Southern (4-8) in the Tar Heels’ final non-conference game of the season! 🐏 @JimmerRangePod

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

theater employee: alright enjoy your movie me: thanks you too my brain:

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

SOURCES: While NIL opportunities may have become available to Jahmir Young from other schools, the decision at this time comes down to staying at Maryland or going pro. If Young plays college basketball next season, it will be as a Terrapin. Decision expected soon.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

Pittsburgh Pirates fans, every year: we are one or two solid players away from being competitive, please do something the Pirates front office, every year:

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

Biology exam: explain metamorphosis in your own words me:

AFROJACK

@afrojack

5 years

It is what it is until it ain't anymore

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

@Sam_Federman @ryanhammer09 he’s trying his best to

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

It’s unfortunate how this year’s awesome and competitive bubble is going to be used as an argument for NCAA Tournament expansion when it’s really a better argument for the exact opposite.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

2018: lets get this bread 2019: lets like this egg

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

8 months

the NBA loves to act like they care about social issues and it’s truly wild how arrogant they are about that when their personnel decisions repeatedly indicate they couldn’t care less about how women are treated

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

8 months

ESPN Sources: Free agent G Josh Primo is planning to sign a two-way contract with the Los Angeles Clippers. Since his release from the Spurs in October, Primo has been engaged in ongoing therapy – which will continue in LA.

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Karl Heiser

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11 months

Remember Thomas Walkup? The former SFA star has been dominating Lithuania/Greece lately: 🇱🇹 2x DPOY 3x League Champ ‘21 Finals MVP 🇬🇷 2x DPOY 2x League Champ 2x Greek Cup Champ ‘22 Super Cup Champ ‘22 All-Star ‘23 Finals MVP ‘23 Assist Title ‘23 EuroLeague Steals Title

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 months

2022-23: No. 1 Purdue goes into Welsh-Ryan Arena and loses to Northwestern. 26 points from Boo Buie. 2023-24: No. 1 Purdue goes into Welsh-Ryan Arena and loses to Northwestern. 31 points from Boo Buie.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

JuJu Reese with a HUGE dunk to cut Wisconsin’s lead to 40 points

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

7 months

this is #fake , but if it was real would anyone be surprised?

Joe Tipton

@TiptonEdits

7 months

Update: Liam is down. Derik is thinking about it. I’ll keep everyone posted. If we indeed make it happen, I’ll schedule it ahead of time so everyone has the opportunity to tune in.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

@Sam_Federman they haven’t lost, and that’s my main issue with the AP Poll. turns into a tracker for who lost less recently rather than answering the question of who the best teams are.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Every time Caitlin Clark releases the ball, no matter where she is on the court, I think it’s going in

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

@TheZagaholic ohhhhh the Dayton guy right?

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

Keyontae Johnson is far and away the best story in college basketball right now, there was a point where seeing him doing something like this was unfathomable

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

lol Aaliyah Boston just threw a girl to the ground and got a tie-up call what was that

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Buddy, I wasn’t flexing the win. I was pointing out the fact that you completely missed a dunk attempt. There are plenty of games you could have picked to dunk on this awful Maryland team and somehow you picked wrong 💀

crimson quarry

@crimsonquarry

5 months

Maryland fans are flexing a win over 6-10 Michigan after losing to the University of Alabama Birmingham in Asheville on the Indiana blog after previously losing to Indiana

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 years

and the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: hey (bum bum bum) they did surgery on a grape

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

“College basketball is so gross to watch. So unrefined. You mean to tell me these guys are 19 years old? Playing basketball? Ridiculous. I refuse to watch it, but I’ll be sure to talk about how much I hate watching it.” Ok cool, go away and let the rest of us have fun, yeah?

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

One of the reasons I ever started talking about college basketball @JimmerRangePod or writing about it was @titusandtate . Tough to hear that the show is no more. Thanks for the good times @clubtrillion @tatefrazier , looking forward to what each of you does next. 🤙🏻

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 years

I want a live action musical starring Frosty and yes it would in fact be called The Greatest Snowman

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee needs to pay for this

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

This is just legendary stuff from Tobin Anderson after their First Four win…wow

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

I want nothing more than for this Burger King ad campaign to go through March Madness, nothing will be able to match seeing a Final Four pick lose on a buzzer-beater in the second round and immediately cutting to “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER”

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 years

it’s been almost five years and I’m still waiting on my nomination for the ALS ice bucket challenge

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

On3 also had him 100% to Maryland and over 50% to Kansas. These numbers mean nothing.

Tommy Godin

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1 year

NEWS: Villanova is now the favorite to land Hunter Dickinson, per @On3sports

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

Bennedict Mathurin will always be one of my favorite examples for not making scouting too complicated. You shouldn’t only look at a players highlights, but after seeing his tournament game against TCU, I was like “yup, he’s legit.”

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

@TerrapinHoops MARYLAND BASKETBALL IS GOOD 🐢

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

5 months

Temptation is to immediately jump to on-court implications when that should be one of the last considerations right now. I hope justice is done.

Jon Rothstein

@JonRothstein

5 months

BREAKING: Illinois' Terrence Shannon Jr. has been suspended following charges of rape, per release. On Wednesday, the Douglas (Kansas) County District Attorney issued a warrant for Shannon's arrest. Shannon traveled to Lawrence, where he presented himself to authorities.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

7 months

Taco Bell has a golden opportunity to sign the funniest NIL deal ever

On3

@On3sports

7 months

NEWS: 5-star Indiana freshman SF Mackenzie Mgbako was arrested Sunday morning after refusing to leave the drive-thru line at Taco Bell. More:

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

I think a Si*teen Seed upsetting a O*e Seed should be treated like a perfect game in baseball, don’t say anything about it while it’s in progress

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

@SharpshotSelect they need you more than you need them

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

Most Likely Upset by Seedline IMO 16: Longwood 15: Long Beach State 14: Morehead State 13: Samford 12: Grand Canyon 11: New Mexico 10: Colorado or Colorado State 9: TCU Willing to hear people out on other options.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

I never want to hear anything remotely close to “Tommy Lloyd was the real mastermind at Gonzaga” ever again. I’m not saying he hasn’t done well at Arizona, but his teams lose way too many stupid games for him to be the mastermind of anything.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

3 months

had to be done, not doing this whole song and dance today hope Flip is ok tho

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 years

@JomboyMedia everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that Fraley is telling the guy off for talking about his kids, that’s hardly soft

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Karl Heiser

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1 year

@ryanhammer09 I’ve lost bracket pools to people who pick based on mascots and team colors, humbles you real quick 😂

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 years

[at pig roast] me: you’ll never amount to anything, pig

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

6 months

Is it possible that the CFP Committee left out FSU as one final piece of playoff expansion propaganda? Denying an undefeated P5 Champion is completely inconsistent with their own previous evaluation of resume. Even 2021 Cincy got in for being deserving than for being legit top 4.

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

I’m convinced Eric Musselman figured out some hack where he gets five more roster spots than any other program

Joe Tipton

@TiptonEdits

1 year

NEWS: Cincinnati transfer Jeremiah Davenport has committed to Arkansas, he tells @On3sports . Averaged 9.1 points and 4.2 rebounds this season. Story:

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

7 months

Fairleigh Dickinson’s graphics team intentionally choosing not to specify that they played PSU-Brandywine is a real veteran move, have to respect it

FDU Men's Basketball

@FDUKnightsMBB

7 months

W. #uKNIGHTED | #KnightsWin

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Individual NCAAW seasons averaging 20 points and 15 rebounds on 50% shooting, since 2009-10 (per @herhoopstats ): 🦆 Jillian Alleyne, 2013-14 Oregon 🐻 Kristine Anigwe, 2018-19 Cal 🐯 Angel Reese*, 2022-23 LSU *only one with positive AST/TO ratio Angel Reese NPOY Campaign? 👀

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

2 months

Creighton-Oregon and Houston-Texas A&M on consecutive nights. RIP sleep schedule

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Karl Heiser

@KHeiserCBB

1 year

Has anyone tried unplugging Oral Roberts and plugging them back in?

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