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Itโs 2034. 33 year-old Brock Purdy leads the 49ers to their 8th Super Bowl win in 10 years. Media personalities have spent a decade calling him a game manager. Dak and Jalen have long retired. In the distance, Seahawks fans are crying.
The Eagles acting like itโs ludicrous that a stacked, well coached 49ers team could win the SB with Brock Purdy.
Their only SB win was 5 years ago with Nick Foles.
The difference in team culture exemplified through tight ends behavior when the game is out of reach.
Kittle is the best there is. 49ers culture is just different man.
"Eagles showing they can win different kinds of games"
Motherfucker we're playing our 5th qb who is our 3rd qb who has a dead arm. Eagles get ZERO credit for this win. NONE.
Good morning.
The 49ers defense hasn't allowed a single 100 yard rusher this season.
Or a single 90 yard rusher this season.
Or a single 80 yard rusher this season.
Or a single 70 yard rusher this season.
Or a single 60 yard rusher this season.
#fttb
My man is playing in the Super Bowl today but his IG post is gassing up his wife on her birthday. Grown man shit. Anytime you hear a woman say men are trash point them to Juice.
Since Brock Purdy has taken the helm, the 49ers have won games:
33-17
35-7
21-13
37-20
37-34
38-13
41-23
19-12
30-7
30-23
30-12
35-16
42-10
Weโre not just winning. Weโre kicking teams asses.
โWeโll know when he plays the Cowboysโ
4tds. 0 interceptions.
โWeโll know when he plays the Eaglesโ
4tds. 0 interceptions.
โWeโll know when he plays the Ravensโ
Love this analogy. โBrock Purdy has paid off the 49ers mortgage, and he still asks if he needs to take his shoes off when he comes in his own houseโ
Kinlaw talks about growing up without hot water and electricity. This is the guy that Cohn targets, bullies, mocks, and roots to fail. Iโve known guys like Cohn my whole life. They always find someone like Javon to single out. Iโm rooting for Kinlaw. And you should, too.
#FTTB
According to
@jenniferleechan
49ers players off the record believe that CMC is being targeted. Two fines totally $35k were levied against cardinals players last week for head hits against CMC, and two fines are expected against Wilson for the face mask and helmet to helmet on CMC
We really went from 3-4 to 9-4. 3 out of 4 winning seasons. Probably playoffs. I'm tired of people acting like Kyle isn't a great football coach anytime we lose a game or two.
I love that Greenlaw got them all pissy and the announcers were like OH YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE EAGLES ANGRY and then they didn't do shit lmao. Got dog walked by a better team in your own stadium and you couldn't do a damn thing about it ๐คฃ
Reminder that if the longest tenured 49er, team captain, and Walter Payton man of the year says this about you, itโs safe to say the players hate you.
For those comparing last yearโs game in Dallas:
Our starting CBs were Thomas and Norman
Bosa didnโt play the second half
Jimmy got injured
We didnโt have CMC
Weโre better. More rested. Healthier. Scoring 34.8 points per game.
Reminder that 1990s Tom Hanks had the best 10-year run by any actor ever:
-A league of their own
-Sleepless in Seattle
-Philedelphia
-Forrest Gump
-Apolo 13
-Toy Story
-Saving Private Ryan
-Youโve to Mail
-That Thing you Do
-Toy Story 2
-The Green Mile
-Cast Away
The best offensive lineman in the NFL
The best all-purpose RB in the NFL
The best fullback in the NFL
The best true tight end in the NFL
The best wide back in the NFL
The best linebacker in the NFL
The best defensive player in the NFL
The San Francisco Forty Fuckinโ Niners
49ers get embarrassed by the Ravens in week 16.
Ravens fans: good game
Seahawks, Eagles, and Cowboys fans after we beat them 143-58 this season: HAHA 49ers ARE FRAUDS
The
#49ers
are projected to have 11 draft picks including have a 1st round pick for the first time since 2021 ๐
โขRound 1
โขRound 2
โขRound 3
โขRound 3 (Compensatory)
โขRound 4
โขRound 4 (via Cowboys)
โขRound 5 (Compensatory)
โขRound 6 (Compensatory)
โขRound 6 (Compensatory)โฆ
Eagles about to celebrate like the guy who finds a dead bear and then carries it into town and tells everyone a fantastic story about how he killed it.