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Justin Parbs

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2 years

This new Batman track has me feelin like I gotta defend Milwaukee

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Justin Parbs

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8 months

Electric atmosphere last night at the battle of unbeaten GMC teams! Always great to see some of the best HS Football in the state!

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Love it when coaches do some cryptic recruit tweet and never give us a name of who’s joining the team 🙃🙃 @WLCCoachTreske @WLC_CoachDono

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2 years

Make today a Thermostat Day not a Thermometer Day! For as many things that are out of your control, your outlook on life is set by YOU! Be a Thermostat and set your life to joyful! Don’t be a Thermometer and let the things around you bring your red line down.

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1 year

I had an athlete ask me today: Coach Parbs, who built the Great Wall? Wasn't it the Mandalorians?

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2 years

Can we PLEASE get the college OT Rules

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2 years

Roll Tide. Horns Down. Get the Glazer.

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

“Girls and McGriddles are the same thing - both cost money and make me feel shitty in the end.” - Jordan Jewell

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

2 HUGE H-town commits so far! And halfway through the cycle! The Warriors are gonna be dangerous this fall!

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Supposedly Thomas Jefferson brought Mac and Cheese to the states way back when and in turn, he’s jumped up to #1 in my presidential rankings

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Remaking the #FreshCoast in NCAA14 because I can @WLC_Football @CoachRFreeland @WLCCoachTreske

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

First day of workouts✅ NFL starts this weekend ✅ HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STARTS THIS WEEK TOO!! GOD IS GOOD!! ALL THE TIME!!

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1 year

Imagine spending $300 to listen to the same song in an overcrowded baseball stadium and overpriced drinks You could have a better experience at home paying $30 for the same drinks and Spotify premium

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Why would the Incredibles name their kids “Dash” and “Violet” - correlating their names with their powers - if they couldn’t have known what their superpowers would have been at birth?

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1 year

Bryce Young chooses Heads… Wins the toss… I think there’s somethin to be said there @WLCCoachTreske

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2 years

People actually believe that the British exist and that amazes me

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1 year

Argue with a wall

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2 years

I don’t think any woman will come close to Wendy and her 4 for 4

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2 years

@WLCSports @WLCCoachTreske @Ty_Castillo3 wit the yellow crocs on smh 😔😔

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Culvers is mid

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Back on the food reviews, Speedway Chicken Tenders, the Mini Tacos and the Tornados, all 10/10. No debates.

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Who is Pearl Milling and what did she do w my auntie Jemima??

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Where else on Twitter can you find both (arguably great) political commentary AND Football talk? I rest my case.

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2 years

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2 years

Cooper Kupp gotta be the MVP idc

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

4 Your Eyez Only was Jermaine Lamarr Cole’s best album to date and it is necessary for people to listen to it LISTEN, not hear it

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Pb+J with Milk is an underrated food combo

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Some people play Mozart for their babies, I will be playing Hayley Williams and Paramore for my (God)children @Azm3n5

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

In case anyone was wondering, cold brew coffee, also mid.

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Justin Parbs

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10 months

Halfway through my Monster and it’s only 8 am. I pray that I don’t have kids that wanna play tournament baseball

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

BREAKING Confirmed: Chucho’s Red Taco’s can compete with Houston Tex-Mex Source: my own self

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2 years

Imagine claiming to be a “world superpower” with literally 0 Big 10 or SEC championships

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Americans are so privileged that we get those things mixed up with rights, crazy…

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11 months

Imagine you're in the car and you're given the aux and you open up AMAZON MUSIC bro... @warren_rushton @CoachRFreeland

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2 years

Brain has gone gonk on me

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Justin Parbs

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11 months

Do not take the 400mg caffeine* pre workout at 6:30 pm

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Been in Houston for like 4 hours - Laurenzo's El Tiempo Cantina has blown any semblance of competition out of the water

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Nick Chubb is severely underrated and somebody’s gotta do something about it…

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1 year

Kliff Kingsbury should’ve been the Pats OC this off-season, not O’Brien My opinion is, in fact, correct

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1 year

New Morgan Wallen = Mid

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

The recipe for ramen is literally… boil water Think about that rq for me

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

I’m not okay 😔

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2 years

What a career for Tom Brady 🐐

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1 year

“The hawk was hawkin’ today.” - Coach @edbrooks0114

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Y’all can’t say nun about Brady after that

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2 years

Packers 22nd Pick: random UCLA D-Lineman for the 96th time

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

This @iamSauceGardner guy is kinda a dawg, if you didn’t know that already

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Where can I get the chimp from Speed Racer (2008)?

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

So Cousins Subs has fries and they are mid af

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

@JacksonRTaylor1 The $5 Biggie Bag says your take is invalid and demands respect on its name

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Don’t waste my time! There are bigger and better things to plan and do

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

#IRockWithGoff @TheTannate

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Debate a wall

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1 year

@EseVatoKarl Take a nap and get over it

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1 year

I can rest easy tn after that pick

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Justin Parbs

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3 years

Dudes really be goin to Arby’s lookin for a Wendy’s

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

I also have seen a billboard for 'Machine Gun Rental'...

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

I love the support but whoever set their thermometer to 100 degrees gotta be stopped

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Man, its just not my week in CFB 😔

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Laying here, thinkin about how much happier I’d be if Andrew Luck could’ve been kept healthy by his front office

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Volume

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2 years

@ZachBrug50 @WLCCoachWolf @WLCCoachWolf is on crack

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1 year

@JacksonRTaylor1 bet

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1 year

@KyleKubackii Don’t hide out in the Burbs and I would

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2 years

@CoachRFreeland @WLC_Football @CoachDNorwood

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

@WLCCoachTreske VOLUME!

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1 year

Volume!

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

*waits 2 hours* *New England Trades Back* sigh…

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2 years

@Jalenjharris2 @RevShevWLC Imagine not spelling the name right…

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

#ReleaseTheRaimiCut

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2 years

@WLCCoachTreske @FoCheezyTruck I’m trying my best to bring the best grilled cheese to the cheese state

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

...aaand we’re back.

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Who wants to get sum ‘doba

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Calling it now, @DavidJohnson31 is gonna be a problem this year

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1 year

@Andy5Schwall Kool-Aid enrichment hour(s) will continue next week

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

The only place that could dethrone Five Guys for me is @FoCheezyTruck if they came up here

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

Volume.

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1 year

Volume

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Medium Hot Take: I’m still taking Myles Garrett #1 in the 2017 NFL Draft if you redrafted

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1 year

@Andy5Schwall He tried to convince us that you could harness sound as energy as they do with screams and laughter in Monster's Inc. Electric eels as power sources for vehicles Hunger Games as a way to reduce our incarcerated population

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

“yOu ShOulDn’t hOld oN CroSsIng roUtEs” - Tony Romo in the 1st Quarter

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Who was gonna tell me the library closed smh

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

Jedi we’re just warrant-less space cops and I would also think they were evil, disillusioned and arrogant

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Justin Parbs

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3 years

LaKeith Stanfield as Blade please @DisneyStudios @Marvel

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Getting COD 2020 solely to see Ronny Reagan in a video game

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

@public_reject @andrearankin12 They’re*

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

@Jalenjharris2 Triple Platinum w/ no features. Still don’t compare to the weight of that follow-up album.

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Did they ever put out the amazon rainforest or is that still on fire? Asking for a friend @public_reject

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Justin Parbs

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3 years

Tom Brady trying to get a high five from the ref gives me life

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Justin Parbs

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2 years

@TheTannate Tik Tok, like all important and 100% completely true information

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

@CoachRFreeland I refuse to attribute malice where there is ignorance smh

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Justin Parbs

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3 years

☕️🐸

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3 years

In this generation being real makes u a bad person

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Justin Parbs

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1 year

@CoachRFreeland Album reeks of Trashville tampering, repetitive pop garbo, didn’t even realize it had replayed twice because of how bad it is, thought I was listening to a 24 hr YouTube study playlist

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Justin Parbs

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4 years

Anyone else remember when the patriots could’ve drafted Lamar Jackson at two points in the same draft?? I do

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Justin Parbs

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2 years