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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 month

Timeline cleanse with a puppy fella

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

BREAKING: Putin pays tribute to Lukashenko who died tomorrow

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1 year

This picture is now illegal in Russia #putinisabalddwarf

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@JupiterQuirinus

7 months

Elon does not want people to know about this post or to like it. There is a script removing likes from this. Let's demonstrate the #StreisandEffect #ElonMuskIsATraitor #ElonMuskIsAWarCriminal #ElonMuskIsARussianAsset

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11 months

In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives. 1/24

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Musk has decided that Medvedev's pro-genocide post is acceptable. Now is the time for #NAFO to report this to US Treasury about Twitter providing a service to a sanctioned person

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9 months

Seriously @X @Safety ?????

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1 year

@Osinttechnical Fun fact: there are more Russian tanks on (static) display in Kyiv than in this parade

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3 months

It could be a crane for all we know

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1 year

@WarMonitors This area can be the DMZ 🖕

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8 months

@Tendar Remember this is their definition of "damaged"

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2 years

Since #PatriarchKyrilDied we are pleased to announce the appointment of a new Patriarch. #NAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

@OSINTpeanut I defer to the great Mel Brooks who said you can't reason with neo Nazis. The only way to deal with them is to make their idol look ridiculous.

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has been taken to a Moscow hospital where he will undergo exploratory surgery on his rectum to see if doctors can retrieve Jackson Hinkle's nose

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

BREAKING NEWS: New Russian wonder weapon spotted in Ukraine

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1 year

Vatniks: Elon has removed bots. #NAFO is dead! Me: How did I gain 250 followers in a week???

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@JupiterQuirinus

9 months

The latest release from Langley Records

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11 months

The #NAFO popcorn warehouse 😱

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1 month

Why are so many russian dams breaking?

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2 months

#NAFO #NAFOfellas you know what you have to do!

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1 year

@saintjavelin

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2 months

We're finally putting this thing to good use

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9 months

Yes or no?

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4 months

Join #NAFO . We have eggs!

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Good morning fellow #NAFO russophobes. What's the best gift you could give someone?

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

The Republic of Nafonia needs a new planned city as its capital. What should it be called? #NAFO

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

#NAFO has repossessed an oligarch's super yacht, reregistered it in Ukraine and taken it into the #nafofleet as a Vengaboat. Any #NAFOfellas who would like to come to the party, please reply with a white or transparent background of your fella. See how many we can fit on board!

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

11 months

BREAKING: Kyrylo Budanov died for the 7th time today. Onto 3 more and he gets a free coffee

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@JupiterQuirinus

9 months

To avoid miscommunication between #NAFO divisions, the third floor Marvs have spent all week devising a way to avoid confusion

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1 year

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 month

@Churcheebs Classic Soviet joke. Ivan: You can have a new car. Pay for it now and you can collect it 10 years from today. Sergei: Morning or afternoon? Ivan: Why would that matter? Sergei: Well the plumber is coming in the morning.

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1 year

@Tendar

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5 months

We get paid?

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Good morning fellow #NAFO russophobes

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3 months

Join #NAFO ! We have bananas!

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9 months

@clarenafo

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6 months

Today's lunch special at the Langley cafeteria

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4 months

@GloOouD Glad the mouse is okay

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

@fuckroeper Russia is welcome to surrender at any time

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9 months

@reshetz

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11 months

@Feher_Junior Kick Hungary out of @NATO !

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

@wartranslated

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

8 months

Today's special at the Langley cafeteria. A mere $37

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

BREAKING: high altitude object identified by US

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

. @metallica @TheRealHetfield Thanks for your continued support of Ukraine. Are you aware that this pro-Russian propagandist is using using your signature M to glorify the Wagner PMC which tortures Ukrainians and is sanctioned by US Treasury as a criminal organization?

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1 year

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Actual video of attack locusts invading ruZZia. Another #NAFO biolab triumph!

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

4 months

BREAKING! Actual footage of British special forces in eastern Ukraine looking for another A-50

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

For no particular reason, here's a completely random picture of some wheat

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Urgent message for #NAFOfellas , we have a situation on level 5 in #NAFO HQ at [redacted]. Marv slipped on a wet chew toy while making a delivery!

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

10 months

Work colleague who is ex-army told me 2 people he served with are volunteers in the International Legion and in Ukraine right now. He said he would be there too if he didn't have a young family. I fessed up and told him I was #NAFO . His sides are now sore from our memes

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Latest release from Langley Records #NAFO #NAFOfellas #NAFOexpansionIsNonNegotiable

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

@ajitkdubey You claim to be a national security editor and fall for video game footage?

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

#NAFO is imprinted in my brain forever. My printer was making strange noises and my first thought was "what printer doing"

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 months

Join the Main Bastards. We have sausage rolls!

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

New attack fella in training

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@JupiterQuirinus

5 months

Today's lunch special at the Langley cafeteria

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@JupiterQuirinus

9 months

@NOELreports

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

Medvedev reveals proof of secret Ukrainian weapons

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1 year

BREAKING: Admiral Kuznetsov arrives in Moscow for Victory Day parade

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 months

HOLY CRAP! Who has been training this AI? I literally did a coffee spit on the screen!

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Training has already commenced at a secret #NAFO base (just off Highway M03, turn left at the McDonald's)

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Is #NAFODay trending yet? Because it's #NAFODay !

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

@DarthPutinKGB @georgegalloway

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@JupiterQuirinus

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@medanielkennedy @oryxspioenkop No, they said "damaged". But they also said this Tu-22M3 was "damaged"

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@JupiterQuirinus

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@wartranslated

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

What Russian banks doing

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

@wartranslated Air base with strategic bombers is defenseless? All together now... WHAT AIRDEFENSE DOING

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

What's the best gift you can give on Valentine's Day?

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@JupiterQuirinus

9 months

@X @Safety For those who think it might be a fake screenshot. Hiding some bits for my own privacy

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Exclusive close up image of the attack on the Kremlin

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

The #Putin "bald dwarf" and "crab" memes are now illegal in #Russia . Do not spread these as #Pedoputin has thin skin about such things

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

The latest addition to the #nafofleet is the Vengaboat. Lots of #NAFOfellas on board for a party! Sorry to those I couldn't include but fella placement was already breaking the laws of perspective, safety and physics! #NAFO #NAFOexpansionIsNonNegotiable

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

9 months

@DefenceU @ZelenskyyUa The Dutch remember MH17

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2 years

@KyivIndependent Russian information space right now 👇

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@DefenceU

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@KadirHama Third strongest in Ukraine

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

@Ukraine @ZelenskyyUa With less electricity, I predict an increase in the Ukrainian birth rate in late July...

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

This needs to be memed #NAFO

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1 year

What would cause the Russians to shit themselves more?

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Actual video of the Belgorod border

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1 year

@NOELreports The lost in 1 day what it took them 3 months to occupy?

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2 months

Marv from catering says hi

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1 year

@TreasChest Nothing says "winning" like abandoning an offensive

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@wartranslated

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1 year

@anders_aslund Russia has been invaded by Russia

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1 year

#NAFO pool party on level -42 at [redacted]! Add your fella here...

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@ManiacMagic1

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1 year

#NAFO can now reveal who was providing security for POTUS in Kyiv

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1 year

@wartranslated

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2 years

@MrKovalenko It was a legitimate target on February 24

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@DarthPutinKGB

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1 year

I'm confused now. Are we CIA or FSB?

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

Why is there absolutely zero footage of me sober?

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

#NAFO unveils secret weapon

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1 year

@SallyMayweather That's not Olena Zelenska🤡

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

I have just suffered through another day without eating squirrel. How will I ever survive on sourdough, farmhouse cheese, fruit, vegetables, pork sausages and real ale? Oh, and crisps.

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@JupiterQuirinus

2 years

@KyivIndependent They obviously don't understand perfidy. If they are in civilian clothes, they lose the right to be treated as POWs under the Geneva Convention and can be treated as spies.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

@JupiterQuirinus

6 months

Today's lunch special at the Langley cafeteria courtesy of the biolab

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

#NAFO would like to address the FAKE NEWS that trenches are being dug in temporarily occupied Crimea. The TRUTH is #NAFOfellas are preparing it for the summer beach party and the photos being circulated showed the work before it was complete. #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable

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@JupiterQuirinus

1 year

This picture is illegal in Russia #putinisabalddwarf

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