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I’m the best and I put that on the Bible

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@Juliyonce
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3 months
Get it from my motherrrr ✨
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Bgc is so chaotic but brings me so much peace 😭
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Idk how people can do the worst to you and go around and start playing the victim as if you're doing anything remotely close to what they did to you
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
LMFAOOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE I TWEETED THIS 💀💀💀💀💀
@_juliaannn
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8 years
When you keep running into the person at school who's supposed to beat you "on sight"
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
The ugly guys in SA are always so brave when the only girls they can pull are them south zarzamora girls
@foxijade
J☆DE
5 years
Imagine asking a server for a picture just to make fun of her on socia media like if they were there for men’s approval in the first place. Facebook folks different🤢
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Come eat our forbidden fruit Hehe
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Can you tell that I’m the gay one lol
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
:)
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
$outheast baybeee
@picxnte
𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𓆣
3 years
You’re telling me I can put a load to wash get my abortion AND have a refreshing raspa after ? Amazing
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
How your girl reacts when you tell your server you want a sweet tea
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
I completely forgot about iPhone filters haha
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
4 years
The service at TXRH on the south side is ATROCIOUS... our WHITE server brook just sits on her phone and leaves trash everywhere... we’ve been without refills for 45 mins but she can reply to her 45 unread text messages... will N E V E R be returning 🤢
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
4 years
Highlands high school students have really been in the media lately huh
@CatfishMTV
Catfish
4 years
Jesus and the gang have finally locked down a meeting with Alexis, but things don't go as planned. See what happens next on a new episode of #Catfish TONIGHT at 8/7c on @MTV .
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
BITCH LMFAOOOOOOOOO FUCKKK YOUUUUUUUU
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
With that being said who wants to go to the mall
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Ahh yes San Antonio where guys on the highway think mustangs are the equivalent to Ferrari’s
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
@soIonis Dogs are the most loving animals ever idk how anyone can dislike them :(
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
You look in love with a clown... nothing new
@torbigpaapa
victoriyuh
5 years
Had so much fun with my ride or die tonight @Jain_In_US ❤️
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
I can’t fucking stand Kim and I agree with everything Kourtney said about her having better values cause Kim seems to forget where she came from and continues to portray herself a certain way on social media for attention sis is desperate and it shows
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
It must suck to not like me bc I’m so much fun
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Just got my schedule for work >>>>> 😍😍😍😍😍
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Happy pride :)
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
BITCH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
I said 😗
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@Juliyonce
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6 months
Y’all need to learn what a date is cause this is literally just hanging out
@keybladevolo
voló🍌
6 months
a simple date like this is enough
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
I remember when I posted this but deleted it bc I got nervous but rn I’m feeling brave gn
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Texas is such a disappointment lmao
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Quit my job 2 days ago and am now in the process of getting hired at another I love that for me 🥰
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@Juliyonce
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2 years
I’m sitting at David’s bar top, ate all my food and ordered dessert, and the random guy next to me says “damn bro you’re tearing that shit up” LMFAOOOOOOO I GOT SO EMBARRASSED 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
I’ll be missing my dog all day at work and then always end up coming home to some bullshit like this
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
4 years
The fact that this is so accurate and I can see my friends acting exactly like their signs 😭
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
Marian just called me saying a lady from my party yesterday called the store and complained about me and my service or something like that but all I heard was when she was describing me she called me skinny 🥳🥳🤪
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
If anyone is looking for a car, I’m your guy :)
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@Juliyonce
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1 year
💗
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
FUCK YALL
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
How about protecting the born?????
@GovAbbott
Gov. Greg Abbott
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In Texas, we will always lead the way to protect the unborn. #ProLife
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
Who’s looking for a Tacoma??? Come see me @ cavender and I’ll have you drive off with this one TODAY 🤩
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
4 years
Khloé we don’t give a fuck right now
@khloekardashian
Khloé
4 years
20 minutes!!!! Who’s watching with us!?? #KUWTK
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Just a random pic 🚗 :)
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
123 not only you and me
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Guys think calling me cute is going to impress me or something when I have my boyfriend call me a stupid bitch everyday like????? I have the man of my dreams goodbye 😍🥰😇🤞🏽
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
This isn’t done outside of Texas????? Lmaooo I thought this was a normal thing to do
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@Juliyonce
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7 months
Pretty face plastic, it’s giving Kardashian
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
Since I don’t work at target anymore can I talk about how our store director got tested for covid and before knowing the results came into work still and found out she was positive while at the store risking everyone’s health and had to leave 😝
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Having someone who treats you so good after feeling like shit for more than half the year feels amazing but it’s also crazy how it makes you realize how poorly you were treated before
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
I can’t believe people have the audacity to walk in five and a half hours before we close
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
6 years
He doesn’t even follow you back Kim
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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MOOD
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
This little boy at my table was asking me what we have to drink and idk why I heard him ask if I listen to drake and my dumb ass really stood there saying I don’t like him and the parents stared at me like I was stupid 😖
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Double dick trouble @stfuujay
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Now what were y’all saying again?????
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
My boyfriend said he likes to hold my fat while I sleep... ummmm should I be flattered LMFAO
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
4 years
I walked into work and told Franke I didn’t feel good and she said “you seemed fine last night when you were laying in bed telling your boyfriend to f*ck you” LMFAOOOOOO I NEED TO TAKE MY MANAGERS OFF SC 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Juliyonce
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Happy Halloween from Daphne 🎀
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
When neither of you are the ugly friend 💗🥵
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@Juliyonce
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2 years
Happy pride month 🌈
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
I took these to distract me from being scared of Tori’s driving
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Julian Vs. Thottianna #2
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
What lame ass south side boy just passed by me at HEB and called me a simp for looking at flowers LMFAOOOO if you don’t get your lame broke ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Everyone always talks about how after high school the girls get fat but they don't talk about how the guys are practically pedophiles and date little ass girls
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Christmas underwear all year long
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Wondering which ALDO store is closed for the day
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
The way I’m the prettiest one
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Looking back on this and I would’ve never thought one of them would end up being my boyfriend and the other one would end up being a hater 😢❤️
@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
Ummmmm are these my 2 new favs from yesterday @itsjustdavid2 @sugarpugpedro 🌈🌈🥳
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@Juliyonce
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2 years
🖤
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Two from yesterday 🐮
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
🐰
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Ignore the bags pls
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
3 years
OMG GUYS DAVID FINALLY ASKED ME AND I SAID YES 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he finally asked if I was hungry 😋
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
The fact that some boy from my hs is going to be on catfish and I have yet to be on any type of show LMAOOO UGH 💀💀
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Did I finish the semester or did the semester finish me
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Guess who just got their first sale :)))
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
I hate serving straight guys bc they act like if they look me in the eye they’ll turn gay or sum
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
I’d fall in love with me
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Idk if Jennifer Lopez or Shakira will win the super bowl tonight 😭
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
6 years
lol I love the suns lighting 🌞
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@Juliyonce
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3 years
Someone come buy a car from me today :)
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
So I finally officially cut off relations with someone who was super bad for me and even though I know I did the right thing I can’t help but to feel heartbroken and filled with so much disappointment and I’m struggling so hard to find piece and I just hope I find it soon 🥴
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Me walking into the kitchen at work trying to remember what my table JUST told me they needed
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
I hate a “who was your tweet about” ass bitch
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
I told my dog to go to his cage after getting his paws muddy outside and this is where he went... I don’t think he realizes that we moved it 😭😭😂
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
All these ignorant young kids who come in on Veterans Day to get a free meal but not tip need to GOOOOOOO like chill you just got out of basics
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
6 years
Here goes me with another awk hand pose
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Vroom
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Sack of potatoes for trump 🤩
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
The fact that this happened in San Antonio... :(
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Hooters needs to hire me
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
HS vs NOW 😗 am I liked now?? LMAO
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
These SE bitches are so annoying coming in dressed like they can beat someone up but then have their grandma order everything for them bc they’re too scared to talk to their server make it make sense pls
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
My selfie game isn’t as good as it used to be ☹️
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@Juliyonce
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5 years
Me: I’m only having one drink tonight something slight: Also me an hour later:
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
My bby is back 🖤🖤
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
6 years
I’ve been friends with David for years and it sucks that that’s now over considering I just found out he hit up my ex and did things with him right after we broke up even though I’ve cried to him about him and he claimed there was nothing ever going on that I didn’t know about
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@Juliyonce
Juliyoncé
5 years
A surgery I might actually need
@nypost
New York Post
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Women are getting plastic surgery to fix 'resting bitch face'
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@Juliyonce
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Me grabbing the ID I’m using to get into bars before the bouncer realizes it’s not me
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@Juliyonce
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6 years
Twitter is too sensitive for no reason now, you look good girl
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@Juliyonce
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4 years
Just did my first order over the phone and got called mam 🙈
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