Mzee Kasri @JoyceSabali Twitter profile

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Where the Manny reside Where the Manny reside Where the Manny reside

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 months

Y'all wanna discuss childbirth/sexual reproductive health issues with these same men that believe that that lateral line on a woman's tummy means she's had multiple abortions? 😂😂😂😂😂 Mko na time.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 months

These same motherfuckers that believe that the more sexual partners a woman has, the bigger her vagina gets? Ladies please love yourselves.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

We have noted Caroline Mutoko's silence through all this.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Shouldn't he forfeit his seat then ? I remember my history lesson, a member of parliament must be of sound mind.

Nairobi News

@Nairobi_News

5 years

MP charged with punching female colleague in Parliament, lawyers claim mental problems

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 months

Guys don't do that 1550 upgrade for 50 pages passports. The immigration department halted the upgrade and haven't even informed the public 😅😅😅 isije pesa yako ikamezwa na E Citizen bure. What a confused country.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 months

Buying SOME veggies from the supermarket is actually cheaper but y'all have been conditioned to think that supermarkets are for the rich.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

10 years

Kenyan lyrics be like "mi ni mgenge napitanga na zile ziko maji zime bleki" nah man, you are a RAPIST

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

I just remembered Maribe was in the studio reporting the murder of Monica Kimani and later on arrested for being a person of interest in the said murder. Do you know just how chilling that shit was????

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

Hahaha this club is a stone throw away from Shimo la Tewa prison, where Sonko escaped years ago. That's gangsta.

K24 TV

@K24Tv

2 years

Sonko opens new multi-million club in Mombasa

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

There's nothing like too much gith

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 months

Mombasa!! What's good??? #EndFemicide #TotalShutDownKE #WeAreNotSafe

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Ain't nobody reading this font, nigga.

Mechanic of Machines

@Borrielllo

5 years

... When u see it!

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

People look really defeated in matatus every evening 😔

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

Forget vegans, aethists, lawyers or people who went to Alliance. Have you met people who shower with cold water only? You: Hi Them: Imagine huwa siogi na maji moto hata kuwe na baridi aje.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

I read the 'Mama Otis' with a Luo accent 😑

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@aqueerian

4 years

Knowing Mama Otis from Sex Education and then seeing her as Margaret Thatcher on The Crown. Damn! This woman is outstanding.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

For a lady to cheat on her husband THREE times, he is definitely the problem. Women are wired to find other partners when they find their men inadequate. Let's wait for her side of the story though because maneno ya watu wawili huwezi ingilia.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

I love my girlfriend, if anyone were to ask me what’s good about my life? I’d easily say my girlfriend. Her essence is a blessing to the world and I can’t believe just how lucky I am she accepted me. she’s literally the most beautiful person I know.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

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Wamathai

@Wamathai

3 years

Which food combo would you serve your enemies?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

7 years

Mike Sonko The 'N' is silent.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

What TV show did you love but the current generation won’t have any ideas what it was?

Boss & CEO ✨

@iamtycole

1 year

What TV show did you love but the current generation won’t have any ideas what it was?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

Huku Mombasa huwa hatuna decorum 😂😂😂

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

You were conned about the same amount last week and came to tweet about it but somebody got sent 3k and suddenly the 'bar is below sea level' lol

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Later on today, the mother of Benson and Emmanuel will bury her two sons who were victims of senseless violence by people who swore to serve and protect them. May the universe comfort her, wipe away her tears and give her peace. May justice be served.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 months

Weekly reminder to my ladies, share that location. Share that number plate. Let us know who you're with and where y'all at, at all times. It might not 100 protect you but they're banking on the 'privacy' to protect them from accountability in case they harm you.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Let's tackle homosexuality though

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@NationAfrica

1 year

Baragoi children slaughter, roast puppy ‘to beat hunger pangs’

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

One day Raila will faint out of exhaustion then we'll start calling it Azimia

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

7 years

@tjjullu nope. From where im standing, you need to get your own place because you live in her house now.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

Indiana Loans

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Few weeks ago this nigga came with a live chicken to my homegirl house. He slaughtered it, she cooked it , we all ate. Found out last night that he stole it ??? We ate stolen chicken. I'm pissed LMFAO.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

7 months

Nijikute tena riding your 'Thomas and his friends' looking ass trains.

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@KenyaRailways_

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Achieng after scamming Ellen

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

Men who dont drink are the most judgmental cunts that walk this earth.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

When somebody dies and are discovered days later, I just imagine how even in death, loneliness lurks. I think about them just laying there waiting to be discovered and it breaks my heart. I wish it was possible for everybody to be surrounded by love before they breathe their last

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

@SheilaLMaina Mimi as me, I see furniture as just furniture 😄😄 idk 💀

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

The akina Akothee, Lupita, Elsa. Check the pattern 😏

CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️

@oranicuhh

3 years

people only dislike confidence when it radiates off of the people *they* think should be insecure.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Jokes aside I like my relationships as healthy as humanly possibly fr. I don’t even wanna yell, if we can talk at an even tone that’s always gonna be my go to. I just like peace as much as possibly these days.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

But when money is wrongly sent to you via Mpesa, it takes 0 effort to be a decent human and do what is expected of you

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

I hate this artwork of Pac in my neighborhood. My nigga would never pout lol

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

9 years

Ni fare tu. si dowry. RT @tianta_ Aiyayaya one of your boyfriends has paid my fare LMAO

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Sasa ukifanya watu wapoteze kazi, uta con nani pesa ? 😭😭😭😭

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

Give a fuck about a dead politician when 14 kids didn't make it home from school yesterday

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Chris Kirubi was gross but he was shielded behind huge stacks of money. That's how rich and powerful men get away with acting like total sex pests around women ( especially the ones they've employed)

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

Chicken with grip

Zeddy

@ZeddyShizzle

2 years

What is Kuku ya Kienyeji in English?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

That sweat shirt is dope AF

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@just_obra

1 year

Mmepata maua ama mbinguni tutapata yote?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Nope. y'all just need anger management classes, trainings on de-escalation techniques and hand to hand combat.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

No, seriously, Bin Laden was the first vlogger 💀

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Kama December unakula hivi si njaanuary utakula story tu. Wheew

Evans Bett

@iam_bett

5 years

Mko wapi?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 months

Fundi anakupatia quotation then ukichunguza vizuri ame double prices kama zote 😡😡 don't tell me about hustle, wakenya tunapenda kuumizana.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

But when you insult an online stranger please be prepared for a reaction. Anything about you can be dragged in the mess; Your parents, your kid, your pets.. Anything, dead or alive.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

So Anita Nderu was judging and just went like "Fuck it, if you want something done, do it yourself"

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

These same niggaz who complain about their lady friends eating more than four eggs every time they visit want prenups. Which assets do you wish to protect, Brian?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

We shut shit down in Mombasa. And of course I went there to promote the gay agenda #totalshutdownke

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

If I got conned trying to venture into an illegal business, I swear I'd never tell a soul 😁😂😂

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

All men benefit from violence against women because it keeps us 'in check'

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 months

Komesha Mauaji ya Wanawake SASA! #TotalShutDownKE

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Played some Jhene Aiko like all morning, I'm feeling so grounded.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

8 years

He's perfect. RT @GlowGoal 17 YEAR OLD FIRST MALE ON COVER GIRL

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

@SlyWanjira 'Queen of radio' who is all about girl power suddenly going mute. We shall revisit.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

11 months

Officially a football coach. On to the next

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

If Museveni dies they'll say that the West killed him for signing that barbaric bill. The anti LGBTQ agenda will agend properly

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

People hate on Akothee because she's darkskin, confident and sassy. Like, how dare she???

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

10 months

Being the broke friend utachoka kubebwa. Si kwa restaurant, si kwa club, si kwa other social gatherings that require money, you can't split the Uber money.. you just see yourself as a burden and distance yourself. Friends who truly see and understand you will reach out though.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

One day we'll talk about the difference between having fun and the over consumption of alcohol by some of our agemates on the timeline. Check on your friends, it's not even funny anymore.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Forget what you see on TV or see on the socials. A very high percentage of queer people are poor.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Married women be like : TEN WAYS TO MAINTAIN A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE. Then go ahead to mention instances where they shrunk themselves, walked on eggshells and sacrificed their emotional and mental wellbeing just to keep their nonchalant partner happy.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Life is good. Just read your books, exercise, get some rest, eat well, be a good parent, friend, lover, gossip less, put in work, take care of your mental health, go places, watch the films you like, get high some times and believe in yourself.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

May the universe release you from the shackles of always making stew to go with pilau.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Nope. Also, falling in love with your bully is a trauma response. I hope Adam heals ❤

Netflix

@netflix

3 years

You know what that's called? GROWTH. (📺 Sex Education)

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

As if murdering Sharon Otieno wasnt enough, Obado has murdered fashion today in court.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

@Sheilakari Murder. She is left handed (judging from how she is holding the cigarette) but the weapon has been placed on her right hand. People use their dominant hands to hold weapons, smoke. All that.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 months

@the_nightnurse_ Wallahi if it was a choice, that gender would date themselves 😅

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Hilarious how the tech bro is not getting mentioned but other niggaz getting thrown under the bus over this shit 😅

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

Look at you wishing sexual assault on a little kid. Yuck.

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@JoyceSabali

5 years

Saw her on 'Sex Education' lord ain't she pretty?????

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@JoyceSabali

2 years

It is common knowledge, as a queer woman, for your peace of mind, safety and security , to stay away from straight women. Romantically and sexually.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

9 years

God : why did you let your Abel concede many goals? Cain : I am not my brother's keeper.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

You know what feels like poverty but really isn't? Eating bread without margarine 😭

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Manifesting a week that brings good news with it.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

I find Cardi B annoying 😐

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

So much joy in knowing somebody's with you because they want to. Not because they have to. They dont need to but they're there anyway.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

5 years

LOL IDK mahn. It is rather cowardice when you meet an LGBTIQ person out there and don't say nothing but run to your keyboard to spit some hateful shit. Y'all need to start talking that shit to our faces. It's 2019 sis lemme see that mouth talk that shit so I can break it after.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

Only 3% of the people who read that book can afford those prices. Yikes! No shade though, all the best.

igiriwM@ 🇰🇪

@Mwirigi

2 years

Tickets available here ->

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Calling women of my generation 'damaged' is not the gotcha moment you thought it is. We're putting in the work, going for therapy and supporting each other through it while y'all hide your issues behind alcoholism, drug use and promiscuity while abusing women to feel superior.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

What is it about marriage that constantly needs protection and saving at the expense of peace and safety of others, especially children???

A Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty⚡️

@General_Oluchi

2 years

In a closed Facebook group, a woman complained that her husband raped her 15 yr old daughter (his step-daughter). Read some of the advices she received below:

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@JoyceSabali

5 years

Also, "This was just how I was raised" is not an excuse to be a whack human being to others. We are not your siblings. We are not obligated to understand. Act right.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

I've been an adult long enough to know that if Raila is leading at the start then that's that bad omen 🤣🤣

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

That excel cameo was unwarranted 😂😂

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@mrwainaina_

1 year

Ugh 😂😂 these TikTok kids!

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

1 year

Didn't sleep much last night. Kept thinking about Edwin Chiloba. Their final moments, their family, their friends. Then all the memories of the murdered queer Kenyans came back. This cant be life, honestly. I'm just tired.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

7 years

Zahara's 'Loliwe' will live forever.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Wazi! Sex work is work. Pay sex workers as agreed.

The People’s Watchman

@bonifacemwangi

3 years

She was paid! @SemaUkweliKenya

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@JoyceSabali

2 years

Me:

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

2 years

Whistleblowers to get 10pc of cash recovered

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@JoyceSabali

3 years

Damn 😑😑

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

Im not being anti elitist but when we're discussing women issues on national TV why cant we have the mama mbogas or female bus drivers, school teachers on the panel? Why do we always have the Esther Passaris' or some MD of some company even the mama mbogas know nothing about?

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

6 years

Imagine a lawyer who doesnt believe gods/God exists, went to Alliance, is a vegan and only showers with cold water. Ebola.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

2 years

Don't get too lost in the self care sauce that you forget community care is equally important. It is a lonely world out here without other adults to look out for you time to time.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

My child claps for herself when she achieves something. She doesn't wait for no applause, she's her own cheerleader first.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

Everybody who grew up in Mombasa loves Bongo music. Those who claim they don't are closeted fans. Let no one lie to you 😁😁

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

3 years

Sometimes, the 'silent battles' are the only way to go through life because people know you're struggling, they see you struggling too but want you to beg for help.

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Mzee Kasri

@JoyceSabali

4 years

@okothkelvin_ Next time, call the police. GBV cases have been on the rise this quarantine season. Who knows, you might be saving a life.

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