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@FAMU_1887 , @UCLA_law . Somewhere lawyering. Not very witty.

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Joined August 2011
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Mama’s titties are tired. Do you hear me? TIEEED
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Here’s the “heated exchange” @BenRothenberg said @serenawilliams had w/ a reporter. An exchange where Serena did not once raise her voice or give any indication of anger (when she had every right to) has been coined “heated” and “testy”.
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You can tell Ciara came up in an era where PR still mattered. Masterfully wove through that weird question.
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Mo’nique been telling us this for 5 years.
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Gabrielle Union: "Don’t be the happy negro that does the bidding of the status quo"
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This not Todrick Hall?
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I remember how much I loved this character Punjab from the movie Annie 1982 ❤🙏 #AnnieLive
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It’s no coincidence, though. Ben has often limited black women to racist tropes, whether it’s Serena’s body (he wrote a gross article about Serena’s physique being undesirable to her white counterparts) or likening her to the angry black woman for simply answering a question.
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Imagine you some run of the mill tennis instructor thinking you about to give some random 2 year old tennis lessons and you see Serena walking up behind Olympia 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Serena signs Olympia up for tennis lessons. 👸🏾 let her learn from the best! Who doesn’t know that Olympia is your daughter? ❤️🤣
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Well… maybe they should strike, no?
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$25/hour minimum? it’s people with masters that dont make that.
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It’s also not lost on me that Ben was one of the many who pushed us to move forward from the Maria Sharapova ban. You know, someone who actually tested positive and didn’t report that she was taking a drug for 10 years, despite the WADA asking players to disclose all drugs.
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It’s interesting that @BenRothenberg can find so much time to probe Serena’s private, leaked medical information and question her, but yet in every Maria press conference, where tons of public court documents are available outlining her cheating, he was largely silent.
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But, you know, let’s move on. Because that’s how they often protect whiteness. They find ways where it’s “not so bad.” Maria didn’t know she was cheating, as Ben has said. Yet, let’s indict Serena Williams who has followed the rules completely. In fact, It’s documented as such.
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Then again, it isn’t. In a traditionally white sport, the establishment will continue to protect itself. @BenRothenberg is an agent of that, and it’s about time we all realized that.
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This title is so misleading. She said why she chose Alexis. She said nothing about him being white.
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“Serena Williams Explains Why She Chose to Marry a White Man”
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Them “I’M A BLACK MAN” statuses was on of the worst things to come out of the pandemic.
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Ostapenko is a queen. She did what needed to be done and then flopped when we needed her to. What a legend.
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@hoodopulence Just realizing that “half stag/half lion” was also a read.
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Picture it. I’m 13, and my mom is showing me gay porn that keeps populating on our gateway computer.
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Tell them about the ones y’all throw away back to public schools when they don’t perform so you can keep those numbers. Tell the full story.
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Students at the TM Landry College Prep School come from low-income families. All of them graduate and get into college.
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When y'all come for me and miss.
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He’s never going to get the calendar slam. And there won’t be a golden slam. We did it y’all.
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I PASSED THE CALIFORNIA BAR EXAM!!!! Two bar exams under my belt. Let’s gooooooo!
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@ParadoxicalMike Like. The milk is depleted. Give queen a break
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"Moonlight was slow" "I didn't like it" "I wanted them to have sex" "Moonlight didn't represent me" "There was no character development"
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Friendly reminder that we can all win. There doesn't have to be just one.
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She will literally hop on anything, and that's always going to be an L in my opinion. People should be fighting over a verse from her at this point in her career, but alas, per usual, quantity over quality from her.
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In my goatee era.
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Someone who has a therapist and someone with an airfryer walks in a bar. Who’s the first to tell you they have one and recommends you get one?
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Tennis is so inaccessible. We had more access 10-15 years ago than we do now. If a new fan wanted to watch Serena’s match today. Where do they go? Where do they start?
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This walk was nasty
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Working class Black American here. I speak for the majority of us when I say we don’t give a fuck about Tyla or what she wants to be called. Most call her the water girl, the Instagram song, the TikTok song.
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This is so hypocritical bc they said they can’t call Tyla coloured bc that word is rooted in trauma for them but when this holiday is rooted in trauma for another group of people, they can overlook it bc it’s not rooted in trauma for them?
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Y’all can never have these conversations without positioning white men as more accepting, loving, and overall better equipped to love Black men/women. It’s very weird.
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Y’all love dressing up a question that’s clearly your opinion and something you’re not changing on. Say it with your chest, weak ass niggas.
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US Open or nah @serenawilliams ? Tickets are on sale, and the people need to know before we spend our hard earned money on hotels and tickets just to see Cheryl Lasater and Irene Idiapova in the final.
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It did feel like b613. I believe it.
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It worked out like I thought it would. #Election2020results #ElectionResults2020
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Agree. Fuck trying to be personable to people who likely won't vote for you anyway. Be Claire. Be who you are.
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I hate when I tell someone I’m watching tennis and they say “oh who playing?” Bitch, everybody!
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13 reasons why is really exhausting. Hannah is dead, and she’s even more exhausting than when she was alive.
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🖤 🇪🇸
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I can't wait 😁😁😁 http://t.co/wpZnAHPaz4
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Eh… ask yourself why is sexual liberation only seen as overt acts of sex? Why do you need to see it to know I’m free from sexual shame or not sexually repressed?
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Any legalization of marijuana that doesn't apply retroactively is a failure. That's the issue that many of you continue to miss.
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You don’t drop 16, SIXTEEN felony counts because “oh he would have gotten community service and he paid 10k.” I don’t buy it. Something in the milk isn’t clean.
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Not even a year ago, the TL was going up for Lizzo twerking with that flute with all the representation matters, black girl magic, and body positive posts to go with it. What happened?
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Tell Maria. I want her to know it was me.
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No days off or whatever.
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Men will be her downfall. She could have had the throne by now if she’d listened to the few women around her.
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Y’all are so dumb eating this up, and he knew yall dummies would. I gotta give it to him. He knows his audience. Between the pseudo science, and all Puerto Ricans have African ancestry and therefore Black claims . Lol.
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Y’all wanted to hear what I had to say? LET ME CLEAR THE RECORD:
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Dems have solidified the Breakfast club as a legitimate political platform, and that in itself should enrage you.
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They don’t make tennis stars like this anymore. The charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. All these new girls got is nerve.
@HistorianTennis
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A 17-year old Serena Williams tours Paris. This feature aired during the 1999 French Open.
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💪🏾
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Nola 🤝🏾 Renaissance
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This GameStop Reddit mess just underscores how easily the market can be manipulated and how fake all of this is.
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“without my drugs, my body is withering like a 10 day old rose, an overripe banana. Each swing of my racquet brings a new pain.” @MariaSharapova
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I will not play until 36 like Serena Williams: Maria Sharapova
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Bought some new shorts. They not Gymshark. Feels weird. Y’all like em?
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How long before Patrick realizes coaching a once in a lifetime talent was a once in a lifetime privilege?
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Nope. Some of y’all definitely act white, and your so called intelligence doesn’t have shit to do with it.
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Calling me a Djokovic hater doesn’t move me. I am a hater. I’m his biggest hater. If he only has one hater in the universe, it’s me.
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Stans have really sucked the joy out of music. Niggas throwing fits simply because something didn’t go number 1. Who cares. If you like the album, you like the album regardless of what it charts.
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are men who abuse, harass, and disrespect boundaries just like their hetero counterparts.
@SecretGuyStuff
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Queer guys may be queer, but they still ____________________
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Can you imagine Whitney going live? I miss her so much.
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@IgnorantAF sound like you want a child
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Hi.
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@Meet_Joe_Cool your sister finally said no to sex, huh? Is this what caused this rage?
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People who can’t adapt. Everything will not go to schedule.
@TravelNoire
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Question of the day: What are some of your travel pet peeves?
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Y’all hate Korra so much for actually fighting rather than running away on Appa to the next great filler adventure.
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We will never respect the implications of these actions until it hits our home turf.
@AP
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BREAKING: Loud explosions light up skies over Syrian capital, heavy smoke as President Trump announces airstrikes.
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I had to delete the citizen app. I'm content with the fact that I live steps from the gunshots, fatal stabbings, random people fighting, heroin deals gone wrong. Let me walk in bliss. Allah got me.
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Y’all keep including Madison in things she clearly stated she wasn’t. 😂
@espn
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For the first time in the Open Era (1968), four Black American players reached the quarterfinals at a major tournament 🎾 #USOpen
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I miss the fleets. But hey I suppose.
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The WTA world number one lost before the second week, and it was barely even a story that went into the next day’s news cycle. If this doesn’t put into perspective the unique pressure Serena is always under, I don’t know what will.
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Like this shit is trash bruh. Have you ever seen this kind of empathy given to a black person on trial? Nothing is moving about this. This is exactly why this whole “we need more of us in the system” trope is a farce. FOH.
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Who's going to help us now? She did so much for the black community. (waits on the so much she's apparently done)
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When I tell you he would have annoyed me during slavery
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They don’t make Top 10s like this anymore
@Chris_A_Fisher
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If anyone was wondering who was in the Top 10 when Venus Williams became the first African American player to become No 1. PS: I absolutely love that blue on Venus. 🎾🐕💚
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YOU ARE NOT A TREE; YOU CAN MOVE!
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We love Olive Garden over here. And red lobster, and Waffle House, and cheese cake factory, and Applebee’s, and Cracker Barrel, and occasionally even the Golden Corral. 🥴
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@Cymon_Mojela What about I don’t care don’t you understand. I have no trauma tied to what some random woman who I don’t give a shit about wants to be called. Can you read?
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Buena forma.
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“Do ni**ers in GA know” 🥴🥴🥴
@kenyadad12
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Do blacks in GA know that Jon Ossoff clerked for John Lewis before acing his higher education and was endorsed by John Lewis and Barack Obama and has been fighting for the rights of Americans ever since I'm not sure they do
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On the 3rd day of Wimbledon, I’d like to honor Zina Garrison and Lori McNeil. While neither won Wimbledon, both would go on to have amazing runs in 1990 (finals) and 1994 (semi finals), dethroning Steffi Graf in route. Unless you frequent tennis, you don’t often hear their names,
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Exactly why Wakanda kept black Americans out.
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The crowd was shook. Queen shit.
@AustralianOpen
#AusOpen
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ICYMI: After warming-up in a black raincoat, @serenawilliams reveals her 2019 #AusOpen outfit: a jade green jumpsuit complete with fishnet stockings.
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Our generation has to stop trying to be Baldwin and just write.
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2013 Serena Williams is the highest level that any woman has ever played on clay. That goes for Henin, Steffi, and Chris at their peaks. No one has ever produced that level of play.
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Y’all really be out here chasing pink meat and then proceed to post pink meat giving you racist clap backs. The jokes write themselves.
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All this energy for the cum dump, but not the dumpers? Positioning consenting adults to anonymous sex as victims? Make it make sense.
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The girls so scared to talk like this these days. But then they can’t back it up, so I get it.
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why was Venus like this 😭
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Serena’s entire 2015 run. Truly a Masterclass on perseverance and the backhand.
@TheTennisLetter
The Tennis Letter
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Hi Tennis Twitter, What's your favorite Roland Garros memory?
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No one has topped Wizkid’s album yet. No one.
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Did someone say hair?
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@iamjeremyobrian
jeremy the artist ✊🏿
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the category is: h a i r . 🤌🏿✨
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Still waiting on my Gymshark brand ambassador deal.
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Hoteps hadn't found Twitter yet.
@tycoonsgp
Tycoon S.G.P.
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What made Twitter so great between 2009-2012?
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Still waiting on that brand ambassadorship @Gymshark
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Don't let anyone pressure you into a major you're not sure about. Most of your classes will be general requirements early on. There's time.
@myprideapparel
My Pride Apparel✊🏾
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Current college students and grads, what advice would you give to those starting college this fall?💁🏾
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I wish we were more honest abut income on here. Your 75k in Houston isn’t six figures, but it’s likely going further than 120 in New York. All of this is relative.
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