Jon Ryan @JonRyan9 Twitter profile

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

It's been an honor to hold your balls for the last 6 years @StevenHauschka . Good luck in Buffalo unless you play us then I hope you suck.

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6 years

✌🏻 Seattle

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2 years

I heard the @Seahawks are looking for a new quarterback. I’ll just place my resume right here.

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7 years

NFL network giving their expert opinion on all the games we'll win and lose this season. THIS IS LAST SEASONS SCHEDULE.

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8 years

You should see the other guy.

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4 years

I hope my old #24 jersey still fits. #BeastMode

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5 years

Two of the best teammates that I’ve ever been around.

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4 years

If there is anyone who can make dumber faces when they are happy I’d like to challenge them with this. 5 years ago today I threw the greatest TD pass in the history of the NFL, well not really but in our household it was.

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3 years

Seahawks missing their MVP today...the 12th man.

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6 years

Well this is weird. So I just get to do whatever I want now? Pull tabs at Jay Berry’s. See you there.

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4 months

Coach @PeteCarroll thank you for everything you did for me and for the city of Seattle. You’re one of the best to ever do it. I’ll miss seeing you patrol the @Seahawks sideline in those Air Monarchs.

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2 years

As part of the NFL’s new international initiative the @Seahawks are now officially Canada’s team. But come on, we already knew that.

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8 years

Found out this morning that I will have the honor of playing in front of the greatest fans in the world for 4 more years. #12 's @Seahawks

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7 years

I know I just dumped you but I'm going to stay in our house for the next 2 years until my new gf is done building our new house. #Raiders

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6 years

Jay Berry’s is now filling growlers...wait wtf I got released?

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Dear self: next time you do something awesome, make a less terrible face. Thank you.

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7 years

I had the greatest dad in the world for 25 years. Today, I'm not sad that he's gone, I'm happy that he was here. #HappyFathersDay

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7 years

One of the best teammates I've ever had. You'll be missed @JKearse_15

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@Seahawks

7 years

Thank you, Jermaine.

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9 years

Apparently I make a really terrible face when I throw footballs. Much better when I do interviews. http://t.co/COtUheOzw9

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4 years

I got a “Go Hawks” in a Target in Arizona yesterday. #12 ’s, you guys are amazing. Thank you.

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9 years

If anyone out there wants to talk crap about our kicker who is one of the best in the game u can meet me at the swing set at recess to fight

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7 years

My off season happy hours remind me a lot of me running the ball. It starts off amazing but ultimately just ends with me having a headache.

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Jon Ryan

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1 year

F**k I love this city so much.

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4 years

When you find out you have at least another 30 days of social distancing. #FlattenTheCurve

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Jon Ryan

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10 years

Has anyone heard about that new NFL promotion where they pay u to watch football? It's called being the Seahawks punter. #AtLeastIGetToHold

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9 years

People upset w/our QB for going to 50 Shades of Grey: your head would explode if u saw the rest of the team's Internet browser histories

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

Does anyone even use Twitter anymore?

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4 months

The Seahawk way is a bit different these days I guess. I could say a lot of things right now because I’m shaking with anger but I’ll just say I’m really disappointed.

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

This picture gives me chills. Please keep @RicardoLockette in your thoughts and if religious, prayers tonight. #LOB

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7 years

Now that I'm back on twitter I've decided I'm going to be calmer with ppl. Unless you act like an asshole then I'm calling you out.

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9 years

Fun fact me and @Garry_Gilliam have the same birthday. Coincidence? http://t.co/ozkFBmSOAr

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7 years

You guys I'm out numbered. I might need help. #WhereIRoot

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8 years

It's official. Pumped to be back-I'd only sign the contract wearing my @GaryPayton_20 throwback. #BringBackTheSonics

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9 years

. @jimmyfallon Why do you gotta go hurting my feelings like that Jimmy you bully. http://t.co/WdiyFIfNGr

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6 years

I wish I could retweet this a thousand times.

Sarah Colonna

@sarahcolonna

6 years

Are they going to fine all the people in the stands who talk, take selfies and yell at players during the #Anthem ?

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Jon Ryan

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10 years

Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants. http://t.co/zQYNY5dHAQ

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7 years

Been living here for nearly a decade and still act like a tourist every time I see the space needle. Gotta love Seattle.

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Coming back from media day today we drove by the Super 6 motel I used to live in. I'll never take a single day in this league for granted.

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7 years

Happy opening day @Mariners #CapsOn

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4 years

How it started. How it’s going 💍 @sarahcolonna

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10 years

Well that was fun.

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6 years

I was serious. Jay Berry’s.

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9 years

This kid from Alabama can seriously punt. Dear John Schneider please don't draft him. I heard he hates animals and old people.

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9 years

I've had the privilege of playing 4 the Seahawks for 7 years but it never gets old when someone comes up to me and says "Go Hawks"

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Jon Ryan

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8 years

At Sports Star Awards tonight this just came out of my mouth in the spur of the moment but I meant every word of it.

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

#BeastMode is back

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5 years

A lot of people ask me what my next chapter in football is, but I don’t go for one chapter- I go for an entire book. #CFL #farfromdone

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5 years

Had to stay in #9 . Thanks @DWatford_ @sskroughriders

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Hausch$$$$$$$$$$$$. That is all.

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9 years

I kind of want this picture to disappear but at the same time it's too damn good not to share. Go @Mariners http://t.co/PMOKefrTWN

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9 years

I love this. http://t.co/aFQ6QnZ3WP

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Jon Ryan

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6 years

Sometimes when I’m bored I just troll Steve Hauschka on instagram. Follow me @jonryan_9

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Jon Ryan

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6 years

People seem concerned that I’m drinking at 12:45. Time zones people, time zones. 2:45 is a much more appropriate time to be drinking. #happyhourtweets

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Here's @coachBillick 's stats as an NFL "football player" 0 games played 0 catches for 0 yards. Oh and 0 fg attempts

NFL Network

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9 years

"Yes kickers are people too, but they're not football players." - @CoachBillick http://t.co/gRupDi13k0

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

"Excuse me are you Andy Dalton?" Old guy at the bar. #notallgingerslookalike

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Jon Ryan

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4 years

My wife ❤️

Sarah Colonna

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4 years

You guys keep screaming about masks I’m gonna start walking around with my WHOLE BUTTHOLE out and be like “it’s my RIGHT”

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9 years

I had a "random" drug test at our condo today. I guess the NFL didn't appreciate my American Ninja Warrior pictures. http://t.co/mL6lkOfH5f

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Jon Ryan

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4 years

Happy to be back with the @sskroughriders for another season. Only one goal: #108thGreyCup

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7 years

Guy behind me at the bar is yelling at the Dodgers game that's on tv. Should I tell him it's a replay from 2 years ago?

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

Hey @PatODonnell_16 I won't be arriving to training camp in a McLaren like you but I will be arriving in style.

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

Proud to announce that I am a new part owner of the Portland Pickles follow us at @picklesbaseball

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Jon Ryan

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6 years

Going from one dream job to the other? Perfect. When do I start?

World of Beer

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6 years

. @JonRyan9 don't fret! we've got a job for you taste testing new beers at our HQ in Tampa, interested?

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9 years

Oh @jimmyfallon you son of a bitch. 😂 http://t.co/mdsf6zsG9U

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4 months

“Time and place” just so you haters know I’m doubling down.

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3 years

I did it. It’s taken 39 years but I did it. It came out of nowhere and now I can’t stop looking at it. It’s beautiful. I made the perfect “R”. It’s the small things you guys.

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

#TBT to when I met my long lost brother @JimGaffigan

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4 years

Today’s the day. If you’re in the Tacoma area get your Jon Ryan burger. It’s the greatest hamburger in the history of Tacoma.

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5 years

I have a lot of time on my hands now and my new hobby is hosting comedy shows. Come on out to Everett this Friday to see me, @sarahcolonna and @andrewjrivers . Tickets here

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Jon Ryan

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3 years

Back for more 🍉🍉🍉🍉🟢⚪️🟢 #Riderville

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Jon Ryan

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4 years

Seattle you can’t get rid of me. Well, at least Tacoma can’t. Come see me this weekend @tacomacomedy hosting shows for @sarahcolonna - unless you’re an asshole, in which case please stay home. Tickets

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Jon Ryan

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2 years

@NFL @Seahawks @nflthrowback I remember this day.

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8 years

1st place. #GoMariners

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Jon Ryan

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7 years

I have some big news to share. I'm getting involved with a PNW sports team. I'd love to share all the details with you tomorrow.

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7 years

Date night in LA with @sarahcolonna . Even though we're married still going Dutch. This city is too expensive. I'm kidding. She's paying.

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Thank you #12 's for watching me tonight on @ninjawarrior I'll be back next year and make it further #GinjaNinja

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7 years

Date night with @sarahcolonna in the ATL. We're gettin turnt. I think that's what the kids say? Right?

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10 years

Thousands of homophobes heads just exploded. Congrats Michael Sam. Welcome to the NFL.

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9 years

Jesus Montero reported to camp and he's not fat. This is our year. Go @Mariners

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Jon Ryan

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8 years

Dae-Ho, more like Bae-Ho after that home run. Wait the kids are still saying Bae right? #GoMariners

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

I just tweeted. I think I'm moving forward in the stages of grief. Stage 5 is acceptance followed by the new stage 6 which is tweeting.

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Jon Ryan

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6 months

. @sskroughriders hire a head coach that would do anything for this city, that would do anything for this province. A guy who lives and dies Sasky. It ain’t hard hire me. Let’s do this.

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Jon Ryan

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3 years

Before the great Jackie Robinson wore #42 in Brooklyn he wore #9 in the minor leagues in Canada. It’s the reason I still wear #9 to this day. One of my hero’s. Happy Jackie Robinson Day.

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Jon Ryan

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10 years

Well well well Delta I can't help but notice that the Orioles menu looked better than ours today. I'll remember this. http://t.co/3wszqY1Y29

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Jon Ryan

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9 years

Sorry that I haven't tweeted much the past 2 weeks but every time I picked up my phone to tweet I dropped it 😳. #funnybutitsnot

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9 years

Whenever I fly over or into a city and see a high school football stadium it still gives me the chills. I can't believe I am where I am.

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Jon Ryan

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6 years

Little girl in the restaurant just lost her shit because her dad ordered her fruit with her meal instead of fries. Dick move dad. I’m calling CPS. #happyhourtweets

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8 years

I've always known I had an older brother and today I found him. @JimGaffigan