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card game player • former COD head coach @GenG @SeattleSurge • he/him 🇺🇸🇮🇹

Minnesota, USA
Joined December 2012
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@JoeyNubzy
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6 years
only me
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 months
Team names are wrong, ref is doing dishes, please just discontinue this entire product.
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3 months
A CDL ref unmuted and started doing the dishes mid-map 😭
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@JoeyNubzy
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1 year
Parasite just forced a replay against the team he coaches and then won the replay. This is the most ruthless man to ever touch a controller
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Well that seals the deal. I was the worst coach in COD history
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
You can do whatever you put your mind to. Never feel like you are in too deep in any situation, because it can always get better. 296 lbs ➡️ 193 lbs
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Can’t believe the biggest villain in COD is an Alaskan kid named Hazard backwards
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
HAHA
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
This guy in our game had an emblem of Dashy’s twitch avi, and Alec goes “that’s actually sick.” and then he changes it to this. SQUEALING
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
I’ve been waiting for that for 2 years now. GG’s FaZe, won 3-2.
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
Imagine being the Dallas Empire, loading into that last map to win it all, virtual fist bumps everywhere, and clay just goes “alright boys, least kills gets dropped.”
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Very excited to announce that I have joined @Version1gg + @ROKKR as Team Operations Coordinator and will soon be moving to beautiful Minnesota to start this new journey!
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
easily $40k worth of stuff stolen. guy walked into my apartment 3 hours prior and the cops came and didnt ID him. he ate a banana on my balcony and then came back an hour later to rob me. lmao dont even know what to do, what a joke.
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
You will CRY when you see it
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
Really need this all to end soon. My cousin was murdered yesterday, and then 12 hours later I’m facing what looks like potential death in front of me. It always gets better though
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
I’d like to announce that I’ll be stepping away from coaching. I’ve had an amazing past few years and been so thankful to meet the people and see the places that I have. In and out of game it’s been a rough 2 years, and it’s time to focus on something new. Thanks for everything
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Me wanting to Me after coach Octane vs coaching Octane
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
I guess the angels owed me one today. Always stay safe out there
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
Just talked to the police and apparently the cops watched this guy sit in my apartment eating a banana and watching TV. While they handcuffed me and pointed guns at me when they came after people called for me. I am MINDBLOWN
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
Absolutely riveting meta we have here
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
im ok. thanks for everyone who reached out. he took my phone and basically everything in our apartment.
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
@INTELCallofDuty I dislike literally everything about what I’ve just seen and it has ruined my Monday
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Royalty just dropped 69 kills in a HP live in front of my own eyes on Local Area Network
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Happy to announce that I will be looking for opportunities within the coaching staff of any CDL team interested in my abilities. Contact - joeynubzy @gmail .com
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
I’m sitting here in silence in my room, in 2022, and I still can’t believe we got last at BO4 champs.
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
We went over 3 minutes and he won. This guy is built incorrectly
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LMAOO @Cellium & @JoeyNubzy have been in a staring contest for 2+ minutes, getting intense
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
No matter what, these guys will always be a team that I was proud to be with.
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
I just got declined an apartment because of my age and occupation 🤯
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
GG’s to OpTic. I could not possibly be more proud of this team, and I truly love these guys more than I can describe. People have no idea what we’ve been through, and for the season to end like this, it hurts a lot. Thanks as always to everyone supporting. Hopefully we go again
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Firing their coach was without question the best move Seattle could have made and the evidence resides within the pudding
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
@Clayster The fact you didn’t fist bump, walked on stage with your team in a mask, and clearly followed recommended practice, and STILL got it, should show people how serious it should be taken and hopefully help everyone do better in the future. Hope you feel as best as possible Clay.
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
The 10 year old in me was so excited about loading into some Scrapyard
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
1 year ago to now. Still 30 pounds to go until I hit my goal but seeing this today was cool.
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
I paid $20 for this
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
aBeZy just informed our whole teamspeak that he wears baby yoda underwear for matches
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
SamOctane is in the car and already complaining about the SMG’s. It’s going to be a long one
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
GOT THERE 🎉
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3 years
My future Read:
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3 years
HOW
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Silly hasn’t played in 2 weeks and just beat the IW OpTic of the AM scene to qualify for the pro-am. V A N G U A R D
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
Mike is scrimming during a tornado right now and his family is literally begging him to get off and take shelter. This is pure dedication
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
I gave ranked play a try and I think I'm done with Vanguard for the year
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
Peirce “Gunless” Hillman, a 5x champion, a 4x MVP, and the arguable best player in the world, is currently being the neutral host for our scrim.
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
It would be a genuine disservice to not mention what Loony has done for this team. Despite what anyone will want to believe, Dan brought this team leadership and never let anyone give up on themselves. We fully intend on utilizing him as the most beneficial 5th man in the league.
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
im being robbed right now can someone please dm me and call police
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
eUnited Simp is currently sitting in his pro league apartment doing homework. Never give up on your dreams kids
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
They all said SamOctane was the problem now he’s hoisting that trophy. Let’s get it kid @OctaneSam you know the Venmo for those 2 years
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
I’d rather watch GTA or The Flank and actually laugh, than ever sit through an episode of his attempt at comedy. What a sad man 😢
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Bill Maher on whatever the frick his show is called decides to target people who watch streamers play video games on Twitch
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
I hate when my LAN lags
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
DylanEnvoy is officially OFF the market. Go home ladies, it was a hard fought battle.
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
All I want today is an Octane vs Seattle final
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Final update video on my weight loss and a Q&A from questions asked on here. Thanks to everyone for the support during my journey from 300 pounds down to 175!
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
I think I found the biggest Reciprocity fan
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Imagine being in Chicago or New York and thinking you have decent pizza when this exists in every state
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2 years
I hate it here
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
Unfortunately extending my stay in Ohio, due to a 2-3 day stay at the hospital. I woke up this morning with an irregular heartbeat and it’s now been narrowed down to atrial fibrillation. Not very common for a 24 year old so today has been pretty scary but I have high hopes ♥️
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Can’t believe Alec found that aBeZy kid in ranked play
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3 years
GG’s OpTic, couldn’t pull off the reverse sweep. Well played to those guys. I hope people were able to see a glimmer of what we can do in this environment, and we appreciate the support more than you know. #DrownThemOut
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
Can’t even go to the food court around here
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4 years
Really excited to bring @Enable back on the starting lineup, especially going into our home series. This team is going to function as a family, and Ian is a great piece to facilitate that. It’s time to make a statement and show why this is a team of winners. #DrownThemOut
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@JoeyNubzy
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5 years
Can’t believe I’m getting tweeted and roasted for crying on stage. The emotions that I felt in that last map were too hard to contain.
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3 years
I’ll miss the people and the event sure, but this hotel breakfast will never be forgotten.
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4 years
England 👍
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5 years
my eyes have to be 11 different places at once with this game
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@JoeyNubzy
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6 years
They said I wouldn’t make it to Saturday. Never be afraid to prove the haters wrong
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@JoeyNubzy
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2 years
People finally get to see teams disintegrate on stream but don’t consider that it’s likely how the whole season went. It’s entertaining in the off-season but wow I feel bad for everyone that has to go through team turmoil like this when all eyes are on them. Doesn’t feel great 🙃
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4 years
I have never been so excited to work with a group of guys like this before. Last season was the toughest imaginable, but I can’t wait to turn it all around and give you guys a great season. Let’s get it boys @OctaneSam @Loony @Prestinni @Gunless #DrownThemOut
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4 years
Going to enjoy a nice night with friends and relax away from this awful apartment. Thanks again to everyone who has been so kind, I’m all about positivity but today was really hard. Felt like the first time life really hit me and it hurt. Still blame myself for it but it’ll be ok
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4 years
“I don’t shoot bots, that’s what scrims are for.” - Surge Octane
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5 years
100T was not messing around during the league
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4 years
This is your favorite AR
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
I let gamers convince me that putting real life dollars into a fake currency with a dog as a mascot was a good idea. I don’t deserve a bank account
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It appears Sam has successfully squad wiped the entire original Seattle team. What a path of destruction out of him
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3 years
I just watched 2 challenger world champs and a CDL ring wearer get slammed into a coffee table by a brigade of BO4 titans. If they aren't strike packing, they deserve millions.
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3 years
Shooting baskets has to be way more disrespectful than shooting bodies
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3 years
Happy to see my best friend finally back where he wants to be and somewhere that will let him thrive. Sorry for the nightmares @OctaneSam
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3 years
🥲
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
I would like to welcome @Proto626 to the starting lineup. He’s someone that I have worked with at the beginning of my coaching career, and I’m excited to work with him again throughout the rest of this season. Thank you all for the continued support. #DrownThemOut
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4 years
Going full Papathy during scrims
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4 years
Seems like the only possible way this season ends is us winning champs
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2 years
There’s no shot this is considered entertaining and not just sad to hear in every way
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4 years
"I have you rugs, mid, ladder, and arches."
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2 years
this man starts his shift in 2 hours and has the passion to shoot bots before he leaves
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5 years
“Bro I am so sick of getting shot punched by Simp and aBeZy. They literally have T-Rex arms.” - DylanEnvoy
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2 years
That FaZe listen in just made me do 500 push-ups and 300 jumping jacks
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4 years
It’s actually nauseating to think of how many people are going to be out of the league, and knowing that most of them are genuinely good players.
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5 years
“Teenagers these days just sit inside playing video games. Get a job or something.” 16 years old. $3,000,000.
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4 years
just to give context: this all occurred while i was sleeping. my neighbors saw him on my balcony at about 1:30 and called police. they came and spoke to him, let him go to my fridge and grab a banana, and then he offered to leave (super normal right) then he came back.
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4 years
Safe travels to everyone heading back home from CDL Dallas today
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Why do I hear another person that’s not a caster talking on the broadcast? I’m losing it
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5 years
I mean COME ON
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
I realized something pretty crazy today while watching Octane use an MP5 He might just be good at COD
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@JoeyNubzy
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3 years
Alright now that this season is officially over, I wear a medium jersey so one of you franchises just lmk what colors I’m wearing next year.
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@JoeyNubzy
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4 years
goodnight
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3 years
Did I just wake up to Dylan being an F/A?? And just like that I am back to bed
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