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Joel Rubin

@JoelRubin_

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Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable; but, collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation.

Joined January 2009
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
9 years
'"Baby, you're my sexy balrog" "Ooh keep going" "Show me your shadow & flame" "Yes" "Spread your wings and..." "I TOLD YOU CANON ONLY"
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Joel Rubin
6 years
Hey nerds: looking up to someone who turns out to be shitty and manipulative isn't a reflection on you. You also were manipulated. What is a refelection on you is continuing to look up to - and defend - people who you know know are shitty and manipulative.
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Joel Rubin
6 years
Look It's not every day you get to work with some of your best friends on one of your favorite projects ever
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Joel Rubin
3 years
Please treat the death of Rush Limbaugh with the same respect he treated the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Joel Rubin
6 years
The Family Rubin heralds the 10/20/2018 arrival of Alvin Michael: elf-friend, wise warrior, a son of great destiny. @silverdana and I are overjoyed, excited, already exhausted...and we really hope it's a while before he learns to wield that axe.
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4 years
Two Worlds, One Family
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Joel Rubin
3 years
No words. Just love.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
4 years
Sorry if a civil rights battle, a global pandemic, a climate catastrophe, a historic job loss, and threats to ignore election results have "radicalized" me.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
6 years
Happy ( @silverdana 's gonna be a) Mother's Day!
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
6 years
Do you go online? Are you a creator, a director, an artist, a writer, a filmmaker, a comedian, a thinker, a doer? Do you play games, watch movies, binge shows, tweet friends, share pics, stalk celebs, read news? #NetNeutrality matters. You can help.
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Joel Rubin
2 months
It's a brutal day for my friends, former colleagues, and for the state of digital media. Thank you to the hundreds of producers, writers, animators, on-camera talent, and editors who made years worth of incredible, wildly popular entertainment. And Funhaus.
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Joel Rubin
4 years
The irony of promoting t-shirt that proclaims an elected official "KING" on a website called "libertyhangout" is lost on people like this.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
4 years
If you grew out quarantine facial hair and didn't shave it in the style of HRH Charles I, King of England, Scotland, and Ireland, can you even be considered a model Cavalier?
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
3 years
Honestly at this point how are Republicans not embarrassed?
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
6 years
Today is the 4 year anniversary of my very first polyamorous relationship.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
7 years
The band's getting back together. #sexswing #RTXSydney
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
2 years
I'm SO excited to announce I'm joining the team at @Smosh ! I'm lucky to get to work with some of the most talented, creative minds in digital media, and I can't wait to get started.
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Joel Rubin
8 years
I can't describe what a joy, honor, and privilege it's been to work with the lady & gents of @FunhausTeam every single day.
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Joel Rubin
4 years
4 years married. 3 cars later. 2 shared addresses. 1 baby Rubin....so far. Happy anniversary @silverdana ♥️
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Joel Rubin
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
4 years
I would like to thank the police for radicalizing me against the police.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
7 years
By far my favorite thing about this whole PewDiePie situation is 14 year olds saying they're going to boycott the Wall Street Journal.
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
6 years
As bad as things may get, never forget that we live in a time where I just watched a massive rocket perform a flawless takeoff on the way to drop off a car on Mars, boosters perfectly returning and landing upright, on my phone, in line for pizza. What a world. #FalconHeavy
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
5 years
@brucegreene No matter where you go - no matter what you do - I know you'll bring the same work ethic, professionalism, and high standards that have allowed you, Bruce Greene, to achieve such astounding success. Mazel tov!
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Joel Rubin
4 years
I am overjoyed, humbled, and so so so excited to be a part of this incredible new journey!
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LeBron James is building a new media company that aims to give a voice to Black creators and consumers who’ve been pandered to, ignored, or underserved via @BW
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Joel Rubin
3 years
This holiday season we’re going to have twice as much to celebrate! ⁦ @silverdana ⁩ and I are thrilled, overjoyed, and just a little terrified to announce we’re having twins!! 💖💙
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Joel Rubin
4 years
The last two years have been full of wondrous magic. Happy birthday, Alvin. 🕯️🎂🕯️
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Joel Rubin
7 years
When Tracer does the Charleston today, everyone loves it...but when Joel did it 2 years ago @JamesWillems & @brucegreene LAUGHED.
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Joel Rubin
6 years
This is a woman who can make a 6-hour drive or a 4-day weekend or 2 years of marriage or a future together funny and unexpected and wonderful and thoughtful and inspiring and better. Happy anniversary @silverdana
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
4 years
Finally watching The Mandalorian and you guys are nuts, Baby Yoda is an abomination
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
7 years
"I live on a lake and drive a Lambo. Please support my Patreon so I can keep making relatable gaming videos." ~ YouTubers
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Joel Rubin
7 years
For the record, I have no interest in "coming together" and building "unity" with Nazis.
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Joel Rubin
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Funhaus Archive
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Elyse misses Joel
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Joel Rubin
5 years
2009 vs 2019
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Joel Rubin
4 years
If you're planning on joining/returning to a gym as your New Year's resolution, start now! The gym is EMPTY and you can figure out your routine at your own pace without any pressure! Then, when it gets packed on Jan 1, you glide through the crowd with the confidence of a Rubin.
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Joel Rubin
1 year
Today in internet history: on March 24, 2017, SourceFed was shut down.
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Joel Rubin
4 years
THIS was the spicy political take that got made you unsub??!
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Joel Rubin
6 years
I'm feeling very video games, and very thirsty. Anyone know about a video games event with drinking I could attend tomorrow? Maybe some sort of "Live Stream"?
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
4 years
Tax churches.
@RightWingWatch
Right Wing Watch
4 years
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland laughs at the media for declaring that Joe Biden has won the election and will become president.
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Joel Rubin
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Working at Inside Gaming is one of the highlights of my while life, and I'm so happy for the guys and gals who get to make it again. I won't be there on this journey but my ghost will always haunt them behind the camera, threatening with one word... CANCELLED
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@JoelRubin_
Joel Rubin
7 years
When your new job meets your old job.
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Joel Rubin
4 years
Well, I could doomscroll Twitter and Reddit for 3 hours, or I could pour myself a massive tequila and lose a bunch of Overwatch matches.
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@JoelRubin_
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8 years
It's true - I'm leaving @FunhausTeam . More info here; come say hi!
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4 years
Imagine being under 20 and voting for Donald Trump.
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Joel Rubin
6 years
We had such a great time at our baby shower yesterday. We are lucky to have such amazing, supportive friends. Special thanks to @adamkovic for the heartfelt message.
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@JoelRubin_
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A brief history of Digital Media
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Joel Rubin
4 years
Apparently I "rustled" some "jimmies" "tonight" and many of my "followers" have "fucked off" o no
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Joel Rubin
7 years
I am in love with every single one of @StevenSuptic 's videos lately. The last ~6 months on his channel have been so good.
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Joel Rubin
2 years
All hail Nina Josephine Rubin!! All hail Nathan George Rubin!! @silverdana and I are so happy they are healthy, cuddly, and ready to change the world.
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Joel Rubin
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Oh, it's the night after Christmas and you're so sad it's over? WELL IT IS THE 5TH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH AND I AM STILL MAKING LATKES TURN ON FOR SOUND.
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Joel Rubin
7 years
Wow, @sourcefed has really gone downhill in the last 23 hours. Unsubbed.
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Joel Rubin
6 years
At a bar next to a first date: Boy: "What's your drink? Girl: "Whiskey & Sprite. Yours?" B: "Is that even a cocktail?! Hahaha, kidding. I USED to drink whiskey but my friends don't let me any more. Long story. Too much Fireball." G: "Fireball? That's not even whiskey." 😚👌
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Joel Rubin
7 years
Still trying to bring facts to Facebook. Fighting for the environment is hard but I think it's probably worth it, don't you?
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Joel Rubin
5 years
In case you needed further proof that toxic thoughts have a physical manifestation, I am 4 years older than this man.
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Joel Rubin
7 years
@StevenSuptic You'll also miss your insurance premiums. I mean, I hope you're ok.
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Joel Rubin
4 years
Hanukkah isn't a major holiday for us Jews. We just celebrate a miracle light that burned long time - it was still there After all the attacks on synagogues here and abroad it's more important than ever to celebrate the miracle that we're still here Happy Hanukkah ❤️ the Rubins
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@soyoboyo
soyo
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show me the celebrities you’ve been told u look like
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Joel Rubin
6 years
QUITTING, YOU SUCKERS AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I miss Elyse.
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Funhaus
6 years
#FunhausWeek is almost upon us, starting September 17. Tell us your most cherished Funhaus memory! Extra points if it involves Peake.
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Joel Rubin
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@adamkovic Why did Joel leave, and why couldn't you find someone to fill his shoes?
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Joel Rubin
8 years
As a lapsed Jew, this comes as a surprise to me.
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Joel Rubin
8 years
All of my 3rd party voting friends on Facebook are really fucking quiet right now.
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9 years
If u missed me last week http://t.co/9gw5SIpIoj
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Joel Rubin
4 years
"I spoke with the mayor of a big city. It's a forest city." OH YOU SPOKE TO HIGH PRIESTESS TYRANDE WHISPERWIND?!!?
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Joel Rubin
6 years
What a surprise, some people didn't like me pointing out that SpaceX, an amazing American company, was founded by an African immigrant. My point isn't anti-American. My point is that what makes America - and our ideas and our companies - great is people from around the world.
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Joel Rubin
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I command RESPECT AND FEAR at @smosh
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Joel Rubin
8 years
I've lost a shitload of followers this election who thought I was a funny dancing elfboy and that's all. Turns out I have opinions. Oops.
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3 years
I cannot believe that I, a man who sits alone in a laundry room all day taking computer calls, lost again.
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CNN
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Michael B. Jordan has been selected as People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" 2020
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Hey. Hey you, come here. Wanna know a secret? ᴵ ᶫᶦᵏᵉᵈ ᴶᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ ᴸᵉᵃᵍᵘᵉ
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Joel Rubin
4 years
Suing the hot dog company during the hot dog eating contest in order to stop the hot dogs from being eaten.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
@realDonaldTrump Some of us find policy debate actually interesting due to its impact on people's lives, you absolute child.
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7 years
Good morning! I'm unemployed! No morning meeting! Only morning drawing and dog snuzzling!
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Joel Rubin
5 years
JOELS RUBINS SUPPORT JOELS RUBINS
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Joel Rubin
5 years
Hey @twitter can we get @JoelRubin_ verified for his birthday? He’s a legit Joel Rubin. I vouch for him. Sincerely, Joel Rubin.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
Fox News viewers have nothing better to do on Labor Day than harass the wrong Joel Rubin.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
Thinking about the 25-year-old graphic artist earning 45k who had to make this and laughing her ass off and also crying.
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CNBC
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The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt
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Joel Rubin
4 years
Just saying that no one is sending hopes and prayers for the millions of us who stayed in our houses, wore masks, didn't go to in-person events; maybe lost jobs, only got $1,200, had to juggle childcare, and actually sacrificed for the greater good.
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Joel Rubin
3 years
Vaccine shot 1 Vaccine shot 2 Seeing my parents
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Nerdist
3 years
You can add 3 toppings to this pizza. What are you adding? 🤔
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Joel Rubin
6 years
B I G D E C K E N E R G Y
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Joel Rubin
3 years
Release the snider cut
@Factsonfilm
Film Facts 🎬
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While filming 'Mrs. Doubtfire' (1993), Robin Williams improvised so much that there were PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17 cuts of the film
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2 years
Same energy
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6 years
Glad we spent $120 on that dog bed.
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Joel Rubin
7 years
People on my FB timeline are celebrating the ACHA passing. My response doesn't even get into the text of the bill - just its process. Ugh.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
Whoops I accidentally put a beer in the freezer for 20 minutes Whoops I opened it and it's icy cold Whoops I drank it all Whoops there's another beer in the freezer
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Joel Rubin
5 years
Happy 3rd anniversary to the only woman in the world I want to dance with on Hollywood Boulevard at 6:15am.
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Joel Rubin
3 years
Happy birthday to @JamesWillems , shown here in a throwback photo from when one of our gameplays was inexplicably included in the 2014 LA Film Fest.
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4 years
You only get one chance to miss a five-year anniversary by one day.
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4 years
For a man whose entire career is a welfare program run by his wealthier and more talented friends, you'd think he'd be more liberal.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
5 years ago today a masterpiece was born, spreading a message of unity and love that's even more relevant in these divided times.
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Joel Rubin
7 years
Happy #GroundhogDay !! Today a fat rodent with weird hair will decide our future for us. Oh, also something is happening in Punxutawney, PA.
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8 years
Who wore it best?
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8 months
Last night for my birthday I got... Book recommendations from Alex A Polish cartoon from Elyse Life advice from Brett An offer for personal training from James A surprise dinner with my friends from Dana ...and a hangover this morning that was absolutely worth it.
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Joel Rubin
7 years
At least 1 election in the last 12 months went to the deserving candidate. Congrats to @StevenSuptic and them Sugar Pine Bois (& @_rufhaus )
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I am a dad and yes, this is deffo what my bod looks like.
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New York Post
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Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans
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Congrats to @FunhausTeam for somehow, inexplicably succeeding despite my absence! I love you guys and gals.
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4 years
If your only personality trait is that you like Star Wars, and you didn't like this Star Wars, you're part of the problem.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
No. You don't get to decide what a woman does with her body. That's not a topic of debate. Full stop.
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Joel Rubin
5 years
To celebrate @brucegreene 's birthday, please enjoy this watercolor I painted 5 (!!) years ago of him as Princess Jasmine.
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I'm only going to tell you this once: I am your Spring Style Icon
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