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Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now Battlefields.

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined October 2015
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9 years
Steve Blake checks in
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This is actually just funny because St Louis had gotten such a reputation as a uniquely great baseball town when in reality they just hadn't been below .500 in like 20 years and the moment they got bad they look like any other fanbase
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All I can say is that Iโ€™m sad. Sad for the fans, sad for our city. Never have I seen this ballpark so lifeless. #STLCards #ForTheLou
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Tayshaun Prince
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3 years
who's the first person you think of when you see this jersey?
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You don't get to claim you're such a uniquely excellent fanbase when you ditch the team the moment they get bad (they won their division just 2 years ago!). Nebraska football fans are special. Sacramento kings fans are special. St Louis cardinal fans are not
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2 years
Damn Cade Cunningham won the same number of playoff games as Evan Mobley
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And I'm serious btw. From 2000-2022 they were below .500 exactly once. Went to the playoffs 16 times, won the division 11 times, and won 2 world series. No kidding they sold out and got awesome local ratings lol
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3 years
From Pistons reddit lolol
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6 years
Hey @blakegriffin23 you need to talk about something? My Dms are open.
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They've won just 63 games since trading Andre Drummond
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Cade fully realizing that even in the NBA he's stronger and more physical than 90% of guys is excellent
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7 months
Ain't been the same since we realized the Pistons have won 4 games since trading Saddiq
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2 years
Evan Mobley was assisted on 65% of his 2 point FGs. Scottie Barnes was assisted on 43%. Cade Cunningham was assisted on 23% of his 2ptFGs
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After last year a 22 year old cardinals fan had been alive for the same number of world series' as losing seasons. Assuming they finish below .500 this year they will now have more losing seasons than chips since the turn of th3 century. Few fanbases deserve less than them lmao
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@MichaelBombardo @KingdomeTurf We should think of a name for fans who don't wanna show up when the weather isn't nice. Perhaps something like "fans who only come when the weather is fair" or something
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THE KILLIAN HAYES BELIEF O METER IS RISING
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3 years
Ill say again, whatever is going on with Joe D not coming to Pistons stuff gotta end. Like I wont pretend to know whatever politics it is. But hes been integral to all 3 championships. Its awful that he has basically no relationship with the team now.
@NBATV
NBA TV
3 years
Today we celebrate Joe Dumars, the first African American executive to lead an organization to an NBA title. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Btw, I am very behind @AndreDrummond backing Stanley Johnson and also talking shit about how he's better than Al Horford. Drummond has routinely owned the Celtics so he can say whatever he wants to them as far as I'm concerned.
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2 years
Yeah but Cade's VORP would be historically low among ROY winners
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1 year
The beat writers wondering why many Pistons fans had convinced themselves this was going to be a big offseason
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2 months
Dear Cardinal fans:
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*taps mic* This is on right? *Taps again* They can hear me in Philly? *Smacks mic gratuitously a few times* THE RAPTORS DIDNT EVER TANK AND PUT THE BEST TEAM THEY COULD ON THE FLOOR EVERY YEAR
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2 years
After watching every shot Cade Cunningham took this season, I have decided that he has a little bit of Carmelo in his game. In a good way. His athleticism doesn't jump out but he's huge, physical, and can hit shots from anywhere and any angle.
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@WolthuisLuke @WorldWideWob Did you record this with an asparagus
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@TheSteinLine
Marc Stein
2 years
The Pistons and Cade Cunningham have been trying to determine if surgery is needed to treat Cunningham's troublesome left shin, league sources say. After a strong start to his second season, Cunningham missed Detroit's last five games. More NBA from me:
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@Joe_Truck
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5 years
Pretty sure @AndreDrummond is unimpressed lol
@NBA
NBA
5 years
#PureMagic @NikolaVucevic (27 PTS, 20 REB) records his 7th career 20-20 game in the @OrlandoMagic victory!
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@Spartyshawn Wow that kinda sounds like the sort of thing "The Crown Jewel of the National League" would be able to tough out because they are just such a unique and incredible fanbase
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6 years
Hey btw. Remember when 2k gave Jayson Tatum a higher ranking than Blake Griffin lmao
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5 years
This is pure insanity by Andre
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4 years
Sekou is already the best wing on the Pistons. That is both very cool and very sad at the same time.
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5 years
Andre Drummond total NBA ranks. 1st in minutes 1st in rebounds 1st in blocks 3rd in Steals 6th (!!) in points 8th in win shares 7th in VORP It's a little skewed cause the Pistons have already played 7 games (no other team has 7. Many still on 5) but man.
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@EdenfieldNBA Right! They're 10-14! They're in last cause their division is really good.
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2 years
Killian Hayes is genuinely trending towards being an all-nba defender
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Jerami Grant coming out of preseason like
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2 years
Idk why Pistons fans would be upset when Jaden Ivey is a better version of Mitchell anyways
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5 years
Luke Kennard is better than Donovan Mitchell
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4 years
I know he flamed out cause of off-court stuff but I'd rather have Ty Lawson than Collison, Rubio or Matthews. It's easy to forget but there was a 5 year stretch where Lawson was REALLY good.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 years
Re-drafting the โ€™09 NBA draft. Do you agree? 1. Clippers: Steph 2. Grizzlies: Harden 3. Thunder: Blake 4. Kings: Jrue 5. Wolves: DeMar 6. Wolves: Danny Green 7. Warriors: Wes Matthews 8. Knicks: Ricky Rubio 9. Raptors: Darren Collison 10. Bucks: Ty Lawson (via B/R's @gt_hughes )
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Andre Drummond has as many 20/20 games this season as Joel Embiid does in his career.
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@iAmSJ is a human cannonball.
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@lawgirl47 I wouldn't sit in that but on the other hand I didn't spend the last 20 years insisting that I'm better than you by telling you I would totally sit in that if it happened
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The Pistons failed Andre Drummond
@KuKhahil
Ku
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Tell me your #Pistons take thatโ€™ll have you like this
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Duren's shot-chart for the season tells you exactly what you need to know lol
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2 years
The year 2088. Death comes for Cade Cunningham. Cade hits an elbow jumper over him.
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1 year
Jaden Ivey does not deserve to win ROY but at this point I think theres a very solid argument that as of now he's the guy from this class I would take 1st.
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Cade isn't the problem. Its Killian Its Ausar Its Stew Its Bagley Its literally all of the guys who defenses completely ignore possession after possession. Cade looks like he's forcing things because he is. Because if he doesn't force it nothing will happen.
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@JLEdwardsIII Especially when Gobert only got emotional when he talked about how his Mom was sad he didnt make it. Like if your Mom being sad for you aint make you sad you prolly got some issues to work through
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5 years
who needs defense when you can DUNK ON THE ENTIRE CAPITAL CITY OF THESE UNITED STATES
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Luke Kennard may be slow but you'd be slower too if you had BALLS SO BIG YOU WOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO BOWL WITH THEM
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3 years
"Damn Casey might be kinda ruining Killian Hayes with his stupid non-offense" Casey when he sees Cade show up in Detroit:
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I'm far from the "Cade might not be it" but holy smokes the difference between him and Paolo lol
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8 months
Quick list of things that stand out as being DIFFERENT 1. Jalen Duren may be a superstar right now 2. Turns out having good coaching matters 3. Cade is exactly the sort of tough shot-maker/creator that can help a defense-first lineup plow thru just enough offense to get by
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5 years
"It's Stanley Johnson time." - Stanley Johnson
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Bill Simmons swooning over Isaiah Stewart while also saying nothing he actually does other than be tough and scary is exactly the problem with Isaiah Stewart lol
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How funny would it be if Bojan shows up and looks like an all star and actually turns it all around.
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Going to start responding to my wife as tho I'm Troy Weaver from now on. "I'm going to be aggressive in remodeling the kitchen. Does that mean I'm going to start on something now? Idk but we will be aggressive"
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The thing that's cool about Cade is we don't need to worry about how a draft pick will fit because literally anyone at the top of the draft will fit with Cade and that's actually the secret of why he's comfortably the best guy in his class. Easiest guy to build around by far
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@dmorey This is weak and hugely disappointing
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5 years
I will not be watching the game tonight as Im previously engaged today
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*taps mic* ahem. KARL ANTHONY TOWNS HAS NEVER BEATEN ANDRE DRUMMOND.
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Wingstop doing the free wings for Pistons wins may end up being the greatest advertising decision of all time tbh
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4 years
As long as the Pistons still sell at the deadline I dont care if they make the playoffs.
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The hope os Drummonds legacy in Detroit ends up being something akin to Grant Hill. The one good player on a shit-show era for the team, but one that had to move on for the team to reach true contention.
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I choose to believe that Tom Gores gave the boys coke at halftime to charge the comeback
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5 years
UofM football: Keeping the Pistons from being the biggest disappointment in my life since 2007
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Small sample size obviously but the Griffin/Drummond duo continued to work in this series. In 37 minutes the Pistons were +11.4 per 100 possessions with them on the floor together. This is particularly impressive when you consider that each game was a blowout.
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There's also a deep irony to the fact that Bagley made some genuine improvements to his game this year so that he was one of the few guys who was something close to a bright spot on the team lol
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The Pistons wouldnt have Christian Wood if they drafted Porter
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5 years
Michael Jordan didn't "overcome" the Bad Boys because he started working so hard the Bad Boys got old and that's a fact no matter where he was in his career the prime Bad Boys woulda kept kicking his degenerate gambler ass up and down the court.
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Hard to overstate how much better I feel about certain Pistons thing with Monty Williams instead of Casey as coach
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1 year
I don't want to over react but the last couple of weeks Duren has shown some shit that's wild. Passes, footwork in the post, touch around the hoop. You could make an argument he's the best prospect on the team.
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TFW coach tells Blake to take you along for one of his boat twerking parties to get laid in the Summer
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It's actually incredible he used Laimbeer and a pretty clear example that he didn't think on this much. Laimbeer was almost the OG stretch big. He would almost certainly be better today than he was then lol
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
1 year
โ€œ80s cannot compete with 90s, 2000s and now. It is a pointless argument. Bill Laimbeer cannot play basketball today.โ€ Gilbert Arenas | @fuboSports
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Cant wait for next week when we get to hear about how the Bad Boys were just a bunch of prick thugs holding down our protagonist MJ because MJ owns the media.
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KARL ANTHONY TOWNS HAS STILL NEVER BEATEN ANDRE DRUMMOND
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6 years
Andre Drummond is really about to mess around and average 20/16 this season but people will still bitch about him needing to bring it every night
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Joe Truck
5 years
I say again. Go to a classic look and stick with it full time. Have one alternate you wear occasionally but stick to the same stuff. Build the brand.
@PistonsPlay
Pistons Play
5 years
BRING THEM BACK @mrprodesign
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4 years
STOP. COMPARING. PLAYERS. CAUSE. THEY. LOOK. THE. SAME. Other than being long athletic African wings the games are super different.
@KevinOConnorNBA
Kevin O'Connor
4 years
No one could have seen Sekou Doumbouya be this good this soon. He was so rawโ€”jumper, handle, effort. Yet he's already excelling in those areas as a Pistons rookie. Looks like a young Siakam. Itโ€™s a testament to Sekouโ€™s work ethic to improve so much in such a short amount of time.
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I had the wildest dream that I watched one of the worst Pistons seasons ever only to get the 5th pick wild man what a nightmare anyways when's the lottery tonigh?
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Cade is on one of the more absurd mid range heaters of the last couple of seasons right now
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2 years
Pistons gonna lead the league in coolest missed dunks
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....... The Pistons have the 6th best offense in the NBA.... Somehow. This is one of the more baffling things ive seen tbh
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Its happening
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If people are wondering how this team's ceiling goes from "maybe we can win 30 games and be fun" to "we are in the playoffs" Your 19-year-old center playing at a borderline All-NBA level is how
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Marvin Bagley per 36: 19.6 points and 10.8 rebounds.
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Honestly I think at this Point the Pistons should just tell Killian to try and be Bruce Brown. Kills defense is legit, and even if he's never a good shooter he might be capable spotting up in the corner occasionally. Clearly has good hoops IQ as a cutter/passer
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@Joe_Truck
Joe Truck
4 years
I would have far more interest in throwing money here than FVV
@offsportsplace
The Sports Place
4 years
Myles Turner may โ€˜be in the same boatโ€™ as Victor Oladipo in wanting out of Indiana, per @JaredWeissNBA
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Blake Griffin making sure hes back in time to make sure Andre stays unbeaten vs KAT wow a true hero do it for the memes my man
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
5 years
After missing 10 games to start the season, Detroit Pistons forward Blake Griffin plans to make his season-debut against Minnesota on Monday, league sources tell ESPN.
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Tfw someone reports one of my posts on the Pistons subreddit but Im the mod that gets the report.
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Remember when 2k ranked Jayson Tatum higher than Blake Griffin lmao
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3 years
Jerami Grant is Melo with defense
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5 years
Also a reminder that Isiah Thomas just suggested that Christian Wood is usable as a 3 so a good reminder that being a great player doesnt mean anything for your ability to analyze the game.
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I will put no stop to the Ausar Thompson hype train but please stop comparing Sasser to Maxey I can't handle one more player who people decide is disappointing because they put absurd expectations on him
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2 years
How about we just tell Cade to shoot this much every night and he tries to win the scoring title on a team that wins 15 games that sounds fun
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Idk who needs to hear this but when your team is down by 30 in the first half you're allowed to place some blame on the coach.
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@GoRexGrossman Wow it happens in St Louis just like everywhere else? That doesn't sound very "best fans in baseball" to me
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I watch the Suns a ton. Josh Jackson being this good is insane.
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@LukeKennard5 on his 27 point, 5 rebound, 5 assist night for the Drive.
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