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Jimmy Tatro

@JimmyTatro

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Jimmy Tatro
1 month
It’s been eons since I’ve tweeted but just felt like I should let everyone know that we made a real bros of simi valley movie and it’s coming out this summer
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@JimmyTatro
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5 years
Who wants season 3 of real bros? Just trying to get a quick head count
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4 years
We’re legally not allowed to leave our houses and I still don’t have time to watch the Irishman
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@JimmyTatro
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5 years
Concerning headline
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Lil Xan is going to be a dad.
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@JimmyTatro
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5 years
Your timeline, explained
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
Hide your babies
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2 years
There’s no way this was fun
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@JimmyTatro
Jimmy Tatro
5 years
Shoutout to Kanye for perfectly remaking this clip from the real bros season 1 finale
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Finally. Something to look forward to on Valentine’s Day.
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@JimmyTatro
Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Aaaaand the president has officially applied the “can’t get an STD if you don’t get checked” logic to a fucking pandemic
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Cases are going up in the U.S. because we are testing far more than any other country, and ever expanding. With smaller testing we would show fewer cases!
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4 years
Real Bros of Simi Valley season 3 is a lot like season 2 except it’s funnier and the episodes are all over 20 minutes.
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
If you screenshot your ig page and scribble over your latest post and tell me to go check out your latest post, it better be fucking unbelievable.
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Jimmy Tatro
7 years
Joe: Come on Jimmy, let's dab on em. Me: Just smile Joe.
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4 years
Season 3 of real bros will resume on Friday September 4th.
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5 years
The hardest thing about hitting 2 million subscribers is replacing all of your old friends.
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
The Fleetwood Mac cranberry juice skateboarder guy really injected the world with some positive vibes
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
it’s me ur boy xan
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Jimmy Tatro
10 years
Well son, it all started when I was 34 weeks deep in your mom's instagram and accidentally double tapped a photo at 2am...
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Jimmy Tatro
7 years
The best fake fact my dad ever told me was that Chuck E. Cheese's real name is Charles Edwin Cheese
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Jimmy Tatro
3 years
The only explanation for this dumb of an opinion is that the article must have been written by Lord Farquad himself
@guardian
The Guardian
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Shrek at 20: an unfunny and overrated low for blockbuster animation
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@JimmyTatro
Jimmy Tatro
6 years
I thought I was in LA last night but I’m starting to think I committed this armed robbery in Springfield Massachusetts
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5 years
that kind of truck can only mean one thing...
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
Real Bros season 2 comes out on November 30th.
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Jimmy Tatro
3 years
Appreciate the support guys
@PardonMyTake
Pardon My Take
3 years
Jimmy Tatro Agrees To Appear on ABC Sitcom, Sells Out
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4 years
If you send me enough good questions right now, we might just fuck around and shoot drunk questions 9
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2 years
Every roster in the little league World series
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5 years
Interesting how you put your own watermark on my video as if recording over my audio makes it yours.
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6 years
We just wrapped season 2 of Real Bros of Simi Valley and holy shit am I excited for you to see it.
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5 years
Just a reminder that it’s ok to not have a podcast
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Jimmy Tatro
2 years
AND SO NOW SHE DRIVES ALONE DOWN HIS STREET WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE THE WHOLE REASON SHE WANTED TO GET HER DRIVERS LICENSE IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS SO SHE COULD DRIVE TO HIS HOUSE
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
Crazy when youtubers that are famous for caking their faces with makeup turn out to be different than their online personas. So so crazy. Can’t believe it.
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Jimmy Tatro
7 years
"Did I tell you about my eyes? I have some of the best eyes in the country. I could stare directly at the sun that's how good my eyes are"
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@JimmyTatro
Jimmy Tatro
10 years
We was tryna win, but we was losing, but god was being god, but we won, so god won and we all won. Teammates of me won. I have teammates
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
@codyko lol we all know you don’t even burn dude
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7 years
Who wants Real Bros of Simi Valley Season 2?
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5 years
That earthquake happened when I was in the shower and all I could think was I hope some shit doesn’t cave in and I’m the trapped naked guy
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4 years
Things are happening
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5 years
My favorite joke is when I see someone twice in a short span of time and they say “long time no see”. Haha! I JUST saw you!
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Jimmy Tatro
7 years
Alright now I'm no expert..... but it seems like that's your only job
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4 years
So steez
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
Not gonna say I told you so, but I’ve been trying to warn Mexican dolphins about this for years.
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Scrolled through Tik tok for the first time last night and I just gotta say... what the fuck guys.
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
This is so stupid that I saw it like 12 hours ago and I’m still pissed off.
@peta
PETA
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Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
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@JimmyTatro
Jimmy Tatro
2 years
I started my YouTube channel 10 years ago (LifeAccordingToJimmy, not the one that got shut down). Just wanna say thank you to everyone who’s ever subscribed or even just watched. You’ve made it possible for me to stop making YouTube videos.
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
That Instagram video you posted of every single person at the table filming that birthday cake sure looks like a fun time
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Jimmy Tatro
10 years
Finding Bigfoot season 6?? What the fuck viewers? You've watched 6 seasons of people unsuccessfully looking for Bigfoot?
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
I can explain...
@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
6 years
Navy acknowledges aircrew drew a penis in the sky over Washington
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4 years
What in the Kanye is going on
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5 years
When you’ve just about had it with your friend’s kid and you’re also fully aware there’s a reality show being filmed
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Cops shot Jacob Blake 8 times in front of his kids on Sunday, we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and the president is bragging about making money off lobster.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Beautiful Maine Lobsters will now move tariff-free to Europe! For first time in many years. GREAT new deal by USTR levels playing field with Canada. Millions of $’s more in EXPORTS...
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7 years
Yo @codyko my mom thinks you’re insanely chill
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
We start shooting on Monday
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Jimmy Tatro
9 years
Things aren't looking too good over here in America http://t.co/8xQdfLTkP8
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Jimmy Tatro
9 years
Currently on a plane to North Carolina to go shoot the BMS movie! Ohhhhhhh shit
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
Cool fucking story bro.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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4 years
One week til real bros season 3 starts back up
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Jimmy Tatro
10 years
Dempsey just scored with his penis. That was swag
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
I’m not a big “thanks for this many followers” kinda guy but this is a really big deal.
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
Sorry for the lack of vids in the past two weeks. I started vaping in my CrossFit class at crypto camp and have had my hands full but I’ll be back with some organic, non GMO, grass fed content on Monday
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
Halloween really shows you who has some serious time on their hands
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
This quarantine has me feeling like I need a pair of sweatpants in every single color
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5 years
The Real Bros of Simi Valley season finale had one of the craziest fight scenes of all time
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This guy is so mad he's not Scott Disick http://t.co/djBU5ZD310
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4 years
Trump’s drafts folder on Twitter has gotta be completely empty
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
One of the weirdest headlines I’ve seen in 2018...and that’s really saying something.
@Newsweek
Newsweek
6 years
Lindsay Lohan meets refugee family, tries taking kid away, gets knocked down by the mom
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“Whatchu been up to?” “Shit just working. You?” “Same, just working. You?” “Just working.” “Cool cool. Good to see you. ” “Yeah you too let’s hang soon.”
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6 years
Hey random dad I just saw walking with wife and young kids, I’m no expert but I feel like you should save that "too drunk to fuck" shirt for another occasion
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Jimmy Tatro
3 years
This is dumb as fuck. I’ve tested the effects of THC a couple times myself and can confirm it definitely does not make you run faster.
@NPR
NPR
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U.S. track and field star Sha'Carri Richardson won't be allowed to compete in the 100 meter race at the Tokyo Olympics after testing positive for THC.
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Jimmy Tatro
3 years
In case you didn’t take my last post seriously, this is 100 percent a true story I think. Be safe today.
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
🤔🧐
@BRWrestling
B/R Wrestling
4 years
He took her on a surprise date and this was her reaction 💀 (via robertcarrollll/TikTok)
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Fuck this guy
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
California is going to hell. Vote Trump!
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Jimmy Tatro
9 years
Gay marriage was legalized and selfie sticks were banned from Disney World. What a great day for America.
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6 years
DEMARCUS COUSINS TOO? Man fuck the Warriors. I’m still pissed David Stern vetoed the Chris Paul trade back in 2011
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Jimmy Tatro
3 years
To all of the nice people who agreed to be in this video we shot back in college, I’m sorry. We did not intend this deep of a meme fame upon you.
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Jimmy Tatro
7 years
I feel like I'm still tired from waking up so early back in high school
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
You were not "born in the wrong era". You're a social media influencer, your job literally does not exist in any other era.
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3 years
My latest piece. It’s called “Smoking Crack”
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5 years
Fuck yeah. I don’t even know why I’m so hyped about this but I am.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower
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Me: *minding my own business* iPhone memories: “yo but check out this slideshow I just made of you and your ex girlfriend from last winter”
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
Going out of your way to buy a jacket that says I DONT REALLY CARE kinda makes it look like you truly definitely do care.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake News Media. Melania has learned how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
Honestly what is going on
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
4 years
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?
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6 years
Sorry I’ve been so inactive on social media lately. I recently moved from the flush factory to snobby shores and haven’t had much time to focus on anything else
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
I've been laughing at this for way too long
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
I thought we voted against daylight savings time what happened with that
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
I’m just thankful for all of the dope boomerangs I’ve seen today. So sick
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Jimmy Tatro
8 years
If I ran a Donald Trump parody account I would have tweeted the exact same thing. Word for word.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
Happy #CincoDeMayo ! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
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Jimmy Tatro
6 years
Dear Guy Parked on Fairfax Revving His BMW Right Now, I unfortunately wasn’t able to stop and tell you this personally, but just know that I did hear your engine and it sounds super loud. Congrats man. Keep up the good work. -Jimmy
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Jimmy Tatro
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What have you been up to lately? Me:
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Jimmy Tatro
5 years
I’ve lost so many 50/50 raffles that I’m really starting to think they’re lying about the odds
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Jimmy Tatro
4 years
This is the cliche scene in every sci-fi movie before it gets to all the apocalyptic stuff
@DannyEFreeman
Danny Freeman
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"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump. "I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary. "I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump. #NBC7 .
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