It’s been eons since I’ve tweeted but just felt like I should let everyone know that we made a real bros of simi valley movie and it’s coming out this summer
Cases are going up in the U.S. because we are testing far more than any other country, and ever expanding. With smaller testing we would show fewer cases!
AND SO NOW SHE DRIVES ALONE DOWN HIS STREET WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE THE WHOLE REASON SHE WANTED TO GET HER DRIVERS LICENSE IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS SO SHE COULD DRIVE TO HIS HOUSE
Crazy when youtubers that are famous for caking their faces with makeup turn out to be different than their online personas. So so crazy. Can’t believe it.
Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
I started my YouTube channel 10 years ago (LifeAccordingToJimmy, not the one that got shut down). Just wanna say thank you to everyone who’s ever subscribed or even just watched. You’ve made it possible for me to stop making YouTube videos.
Cops shot Jacob Blake 8 times in front of his kids on Sunday, we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and the president is bragging about making money off lobster.
Beautiful Maine Lobsters will now move tariff-free to Europe! For first time in many years. GREAT new deal by USTR levels playing field with Canada. Millions of $’s more in EXPORTS...
Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Sorry for the lack of vids in the past two weeks. I started vaping in my CrossFit class at crypto camp and have had my hands full but I’ll be back with some organic, non GMO, grass fed content on Monday
“Whatchu been up to?”
“Shit just working. You?”
“Same, just working. You?”
“Just working.”
“Cool cool. Good to see you. ”
“Yeah you too let’s hang soon.”
Hey random dad I just saw walking with wife and young kids, I’m no expert but I feel like you should save that "too drunk to fuck" shirt for another occasion
“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake News Media. Melania has learned how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/
@Jim_Jordan
w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?
Sorry I’ve been so inactive on social media lately. I recently moved from the flush factory to snobby shores and haven’t had much time to focus on anything else
Dear Guy Parked on Fairfax Revving His BMW Right Now,
I unfortunately wasn’t able to stop and tell you this personally, but just know that I did hear your engine and it sounds super loud. Congrats man. Keep up the good work.
-Jimmy
"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump.
"I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary.
"I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump.
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