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The Official Twitter account of The Jesse Kelly Show "What, Chris?"

Houston, TX
Joined March 2020
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@JesseKellyShow
Jesse Kelly Show
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The best person to save your community is you. Get involved.
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Not concerning at all the guy who wants to take over the world has a bust of Lenin on his bookshelf.
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Before and after socialism in Venezuela. Stop socialism before it comes to America.
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Up yours.
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Works every time ❤️ #dome @JesseKellyDC
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This kid has some good parents at home 🇺🇸 ( @JesseKellyDC )
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We’re so screwed.
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"wOrSe tHaN pEaRl HaRbOr"
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@JesseKellyShow
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How is everyone’s winter of death and severe illness going? Only a few of our staffers have died but no one important.
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@JesseKellyShow
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Bill Gates after suggesting we need to commit mass genocide in order to save the planet and everyone agreeing:
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Disgusting
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@JesseKellyShow
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🎄🎄🎄
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@JesseKellyShow
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Justin Trudeau telling Truckers to go home
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I don't want to heal divides; I hate your guts. @JesseKellyDC
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@JesseKellyShow
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History reacts only
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If you’re not following @jessekellydc on here, you’re missing the best free education on Earth.
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@JesseKellyShow
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30 years ago today, we lost a hero, whose grim warnings feel even more relevant today than they did back then. Rest in peace to Yuri Bezmenov
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If you needed ANOTHER reason to block everything #Disney from your life ( @JesseKellyDC )
@realchrisrufo
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
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Disney World employees Justin Hazan and Arlandres Sims were arrested and charged with a total of 40 counts of child pornography depicting victims as young as four to five years old.
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I’d put this on a milk carton but let’s be real, who can afford to buy milk these days?
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No one is safe.
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They did extensive tests on the Covid-19 vaccine... they tested it on you.
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@JesseKellyShow
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"Come stop you're crying, it will be all right..." -Phil Collins
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@JesseKellyShow
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How Dome thinks people in rural America get a photo ID
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RNC Research
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Kamala Harris thinks it’s “almost impossible” for rural Americans to photocopy their ID
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What would you do? Tag us in your answer and @JesseKellyDC might read it on the air #Thanksgiving
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When Biden asks the reporters if they want him to go another hour in the press conference, not thinking they’d say yes
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🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨🚨🚨 Notes from Biden presser revealed
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From all of us here at the Jesse Kelly Show, have a merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, and a happy 2023! We’ll be back in January 2nd
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Justin Trudeau is in hiding as freedom-minded Canadians send tyrants running in fear. The tyrants of the West are no different than the rest, says @jessekellydc .
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The FBI is not here for you or me. It is here for communist activists. @JesseKellyDC
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Ask your staff this stuff before you go embarrassing yourself online Fr
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Triple down on what the communist hates. ( @JesseKellyDC )
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Don't worry, pointing out the hypocrisy of The Left next time is sure to make them stop.
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You are not alone. @JesseKellyDC
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It's getting harder and harder to believe the Biden Administration's lies.
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Republicans need to take power and use it for once or the country is finished.
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The FBI is going to be the downfall of the country.
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👑
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Just another day in the life of @JesseKellyDC
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Had to wash my eyes. Thought I just saw Jesse compliment someone other than himself
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You can’t reason with the brainless. @JesseKellyDC
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Jesse: February 22nd
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@JesseKellyShow
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We would like to reiterate that the Jesse Kelly Show is a family friendly show.
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Alvin Bragg is not America, the Government is not America: you keep flying that American flag.
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Pro tip just for Kamala Harris
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@JesseKellyDC One of my favorite things to do during COVID was walking into stores with no mask or pants and seeing which one they tell me to put on first
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Welcome to the Thunderdome, losers. @JesseKellyDC
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Man this guy is really good! What did we do to ever deserve his great looks and commentary?
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The @GOP must change their mentality NOW if they ever want to win ANYTHING ever again, says @JesseKellyDC . He asks, how did we wind up with ALL Democrats as debate moderators and now a last-minute rule change benefiting the Democrats in the final debate?
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Now that the camera is backed up it doesn't seem that deep...
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@JesseKellyDC If you're making burgers tonight, as you should, make sure you do it up right.
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"I'm about to give you a gift you will treasure for the rest of your life." @JesseKellyDC breaks down how to make the perfect burger, the Jesse Kelly Burger! "Enjoy the greatest burgers on the planet. You're welcome!"
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The rules of engagement. ( @JesseKellyDC ) #Ukraine #Russia
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Flying sucks but, having a feminist stewardess is the worst
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Stop the scare tactic crap and go live your life. @JesseKellyDC
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Thirteen warriors. Dead. #BuildBackBetter
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Communists always want to restrict your freedoms.
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No one wants to admit simple truths anymore
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Don't become a post war casualty.
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It’s all a caucus measuring contest. ( @JesseKellyDC )
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Sucking heads (no, this isn’t about Dome)
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You have to love someone who can give Jesse the business 😂 @JesseKellyDC @MichaelBerrySho
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I don’t think this one can be topped. What would YOU do with a ton of money? Nothing boring like paying bills 🤮 ( @JesseKellyDC )
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So everyone just decided Lady Liberty is French? Come on. If she’s French, where are her hairy armpits? Checkmate, libs
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@JesseKellyDC I know a woman that can still repulse them
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The Right must weed out weak and ineffective republicans
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If you want to go to war, you better be willing to die for it.
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Stop calling it Biden's border failure, they're flooding the country with illegal migrants on purpose.
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Guess you could say he’s “grown” out of politics, amirite
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Get ready for it. @JesseKellyDC
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@JesseKellyShow
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The Jesse Kelly Show kicks off in 5 minutes. Get your copy of the Anti-Communist Manifesto here
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@JesseKellyDC Your producer Miranda here (who lives in Los Angeles) I had my 2nd baby May 2020 and was told that I was the WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD if I let either kid out of the house. It’s been two years of this here, feeling trapped in every way. 🙃
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What was your best/worst screw up at work? Good luck topping this one 😂 @JesseKellyDC
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Any pharmacists want to tell us what Dr. @JesseKellyDC wants from the store, please?
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Okay, groomer.
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Nothing says genuine like pulling out a stereotype and pretending it's outreach.
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@JesseKellyShow
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. @repboebert just earned herself another @redlobster gift card
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@JesseKellyDC I guess you could say the Pelosis are going out with a bang
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He’s right. Gas reached $5/gallon today.
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A night unlike any other in American history.
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@JesseKellyDC Can I have a raise?
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Drop the Cheddar Bay Biscuits
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January 6th is the worst day in world history
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Nothing to see here folks, move along….
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@Refracture_ @JesseKellyDC You “love” tough, conservative guys? 🤔
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Jerry has had better days but none more memeable
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@NancyKayNoPlay @JesseKellyDC Whatever you say, “Nancy Kay”
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@JesseKellyShow
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It's hard to hear but sometimes the truth hurts. Catch the full show here:
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Tomorrow is the last day to be gay, fyi
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@JesseKellyShow
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Finally have a good excuse to remove you from the show playlist 🙏🏼
@johnmellencamp
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Excuse me for stating the obvious truth.  I do so out of love for this country and the pain of learning, once again, that children have been killed by gun violence. If we as a country want to find the collective will within ourselves to change our gun laws, let’s stop playing
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Send your useless Senator back home and elect someone with some teeth.
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This is the only way masking in school will end. It’s child abuse. ( @JesseKellyDC )
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